Post by theoc71 on Mar 12, 2011 17:58:42 GMT -8
EMW Wired
Thursday February 28th, 2008
Madison Square Garden
New York City, New York
In his office, EMW Wired General Manager Donald Trump welcomed everyone to the debut edition of EMW Wired. Trump mentioned that tonight is the start of the 8 Man EMW Universal Championship Tournament. Trump explained that the losers of the semi-finals will compete for the EMW United States Championship at Gold Quest. Trump said that next week, he has a special invitation to the hottest free agent in EMW, The Human Tornado and Trump feels confident that The Human Tornado will be apart of the EMW Wired Brand.
A display of pyro explodes on the EMW Wired entrance stage as the crowd goes nuts and the official theme song of EMW Wired “Ecstasy Of Gold” by Metallica playing in the background from the broadcast booth, Fredrick James Francis and Ron Burgundy welcomed everyone to EMW Wired. They ran down the complete tournament bracket before they send it to EMW Wired Ring Announcer Gary Michael Copetta for the introduction of the first match of EMW Wired.
The Sandman def. Marsellus Wallace in a First Round Match of the EMW Universal Championship Tournament via pinfall after the Rolling Rock.
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In the back, new EMW Wired Correspondent, making her EMW return, Joy Giovanni interviewed EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions The Vampire Slayers. Buffy said that it’s a new beginning for not only The Vampire Slayers but the Women’s Tag Team Division because the Women’s Tag Team Division will be a main focus in EMW Wired and they are hoping to take advantage of it has they face the best Women Tag Teams that EMW Wired can offer.
Bud Bundy with Brooke Adams def. McLovin via pinfall after the Bundy Stunner. During the match, McLovin was trying to hit on Brooke Adams but Brooke wasn’t buying into it. After the match, Brooke helped McLovin to his feet and looks like she was going to kiss him but she instead give McLovin another low blow and Bundy hitting another Bundy Stunner.
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EMW Vixxxen’s Champion Lindsay Lohan is in the ring and she praises herself as the best Vixxxen that is in EMW and…”The only true hero that New York has got left because let’s face it, the Knicks will continue to stink, and the Yankees and Mets will continue to choke in the playoffs.” She then announced that tonight she will start her “15 Minutes Of Fame” Open Challenge to any woman who think of beating Lohan. Lohan announced that whoever beats Lohan or last 15 Minutes in the ring with Lindsay without being beaten, will get $1 Million of her own money and a EMW Vixxxen’s title shot it can either be a EMW Vixxxen or some “hometown woman” trying to make an impact in EMW. Lindsay then awaits the first ever challenger to her 15 Minutes Of Fame Challenge. A young brunette woman then makes her way to the ring. Lohan asked the woman who her name is and where is she from. The woman said, “My name is Karen Downing and I’m from New York City, New York.” Lohan then asked Downing if she is ready to be famous here tonight against Lindsay Lohan and Downing nod her head in agreement. Lohan asked the referee to ring the bell to start the match.
EMW Vixxxen’s Champion Lindsay Lohan def. Karen Downing in a 15 Minutes Of Fame Match in 0:45 after the LiLoKO.
After the match, Lohan asked if there’s anyone else wants a shot and no one answered. Lohan then said the reason no one has answered is because she is better than any EMW Vixxxen in any brand. Then Avril Lavigne’s music hits as she arrives to the ring. Lavigne said that she hasn’t been in EMW for very long, but she has one goal once she has been put in the EMW Wired Brand and that is becoming the EMW Vixxxen’s Champion. She then said, “Is there someone here that can beat you?! Well the answer is yes…ME!!”
Suddenly, Kelly Bundy arrives and said that Avril will have to wait in line for her chance. Kelly Bundy mentioned that she’s the first woman to hold the EMW Vixxxen’s title when it was known as the Vixen X Championship. Kelly then says that she can be the champion again and then says that she can beat Lindsay Lohan.
Then, Lita’s music hits as she makes her way to the ring. Lita said that Lohan got lucky and beat her for the title at End Of An Era but she knows that Lohan can’t beat her for the second time. Lita’s so confident that if she can’t beat Lohan or last 15 minutes, Lita will never challenge Lohan for the EMW Vixxxen’s Championship ever again.
Lohan then tells the three women that she just went through a match and refuses to defend the EMW Vixxxen’s Championship tonight and if she did, it would not be to those three women. Then EMW Wired General Manager Donald Trump arrived on the entrance stage that there will be a Triple Threat Match tonight between Avril Lavigne, Kelly Bundy and Lita with the winner facing Lindsay Lohan at Gold Quest for the Vixxxen’s Championship and the match will start immediately. A referee arrives to the ring as Trump asked Lohan to watch the match backstage because she is banned from ringside and if she doesn’t comply, she is stripped of the EMW Vixxxen’s Championship. Lindsay complains about Trump’s decision but reluctantly leaves the ring and heads backstage as we go to commercial.
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Lita def. Kelly Bundy & Avril Lavigne in a Triple Threat Match via pinfall when Lita pinned Kelly Bundy after the LITA DDT to earn an EMW Women’s title shot at EMW Gold Quest.
In the back, Joy Giovanni interviewed Tommy Vercetti. Vercetti said that since he’s on Wired and not on ShowTime, he doesn’t get another chance at the EMW World Heavyweight title. Vercetti then said that he’s not worried about that now because he has a new focus on Wired and that’s becoming the first EMW Universal Champion. Vercetti then said that the road begins tonight. Joy told Tommy that he will be facing Jack Sparrow in the first round. Vercetti said, “I recognized that Sparrow’s a former NoDQ World Heavyweight Champion and he’s a pirate. The pirate’s mentality is that he’ll go to any lows to get what he wants. But, I’m a ruthless criminal and I live by that same mentality too. But, tonight, I’ll prove to you that this ruthless criminal is the most dangerous.”
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Al Bundy def. Rocky Balboa in a First Round Match of the EMW Universal Championship Tournament via submission when Bundy makes Balboa tap out to the Ankle Lock. After the match, Bundy refuses to let go until Apollo Creed runs in and breaks the Ankle Lock from Bundy. Creed then helps Rocky to his feet and helps him to the back.
Christina Aguilera Returns to EMW…Soon!
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In the back, doctors are attending to Rocky Balboa’s ankle in the trainer’s room until Apollo Creed arrived and asked the trainer to have a word alone with Rocky for a bit. The trainer agreed and he leaves. Apollo then tells Rocky that Rocky’s not the same man that he fought all those years ago and that Rocky lost “The Eye Of The Tiger”. Balboa told Creed that he was okay, but Creed told Rocky that he hasn’t got a good win-lost record in EMW. Creed then tells Rocky that he can change that and be the Rocky Balboa of old. Rocky likes the idea, then Apollo asked Rocky about the ankle and Rocky tells Apollo that it’s a bit tender but he’ll tough it out. Both Rocky and Apollo left the trainer’s room together.
EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions The Vampire Slayers are awaiting their opponents in the ring until EMW Wired General Manager Donald Trump arrived on stage and announced that he had made an offer for two major EMW ShowTime stars to jump ship to EMW Wired and they will be facing The Vampire Slayers tonight in a non-title match. He then introduced the Vampire Slayers’s opponents…PARIS HILTON & KIM KARDASHIAN!!!!
EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions The Vampire Slayers def. Paris Hilton & Kim Kardashian via pinfall in a non-title match when Faith Lehane pinned Kim Kardashian after the Twist Of Faith.
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In the back, The Simpson Sisters approached EMW Wired General Manager Donald Trump and complained that they weren’t the team that will take on The Vampire Slayers. Trump said that The Simpson Sisters has never defeated The Vampire Slayers. Trump then said that The Simpson Sisters will face Paris Hilton & Kim Kardashian next week with the winners facing The Vampire Slayers at Gold Quest.
In the back, Joy Giovanni interviews Jack Sparrow about his upcoming EMW Universal Championship first round match against Tommy Vercetti. Sparrow said,”You know, Vercetti is right about one thing. We are basically one of the same as far as going to any level to get what we want. But Tommy boy, tonight you are going to find out that a petty criminal is not as ruthless and cunning as a pirate. After I’m done with you, I’m going to be focused on the ultimate treasure, the EMW Universal Championship!”
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From the broadcast booth, Fredrick James Francis and Ron Burgundy discussed the happenings in the EMW Universal Championship Tournament so far and announced that next week will be the semi-finals with The Sandman taking on Al Bundy and Bud Bundy will take on the winner of the Tommy Vercetti/Jack Sparrow match. They also announced the official theme song to Gold Quest is “crushcrushcrush” by Paramore from their hit album Riot! Available Now. The music video of the song will be aired after the main event match.
Jack Sparrow def. Tommy Vercetti in a First Round Match of the EMW Universal Championship Tournament via pinfall. Vercetti had the match won after the Vice City Crusher, but the referee was knocked down. Vercetti went over to revive the referee, but out from the crowd comes Terrell Owens as he jumps over the guardrail and attacked Vercetti. Owens then hits the Playmaker on Vercetti then quickly exits the ring. Sparrow then slowly gets to his feet and then covers Vercetti for the pinfall victory. Sparrow celebrates the victory as Owens looked on with a big smile on his face and Vercetti looks at Owens with an angry look on his face to end the show for this week.
“crushcrushcrush” by Paramore from their hit album Riot! Available Now is the official theme song of EMW Wired's Gold Rush!