Post by jth on Mar 12, 2011 14:08:55 GMT -8
Saturday Night Showdown
Save Mart Center at Fresno State
Fresno, California
(Show starts recapping last week’s SNS that saw JTH win the 20 Man Royal Rumble and win a shot at the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship)
(Screen shows a jam packed arena as Howard Finkle is in the ring)
Finkle: Ladies and gentlemen. Please welcome, the winner of the 20 Man Royal Rumble and the number one contender for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship at Clash of the Titans II. “Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH!
(Crowd Cheers as JTH comes out to the ring in street clothes as he slaps hands with the crowd and gets in the ring and does the HBK posing and pyro as he then grabs a mike from the outside.)
JTH: It seems that I shut a lot of people in the back up last week! (Crowd Cheers) Last week everybody in the back took JTH for granted, and now all of them are eating a big, fat, steaming, stinking, pile of crow. Rule to live by; when you underestimate JTH, you get your ass embarrassed! Which we now go to Clash of the Titans II. And I get to face the NIWA World Champion, I face a man who needless to say I have some history with. Drew I know you’re not here tonight, but I know that when you come back you might have a vendetta with a guy that wanted to wipe the floor with me week in week out. Just some encouragement, make sure you wear yourself out taking care of your business. But with that said……oh no!
(Suddenly Mr. Clean’s music plays and Mr. Clean makes his way to the ring and is getting booed heavily and he enters the ring with a smile on his face)
Clean: You got some nerve coming out here trying to get people to believe that garbage. You know damn well that if it wasn’t for Chuck Norris…(Crowd Cheers) I would the man going to Clash of the Titans II. (Crowd Boos)
JTH: (Laughs) Clean, don’t kid yourself. You are going to Clash of the Titans. (Clean looks at him with confusion) You’re going to Clash of the Titans to be mid-card fodder for my main event match like you’ve been all year. (Crowd Cheers and Clean gets right in JTH’s face)
(Just then Bob Barker’s music hits and the NIWA Commissioner comes out to a great ovation)
Barker: Oh, thank you for that wonderful welcome. However, what doesn’t seem so wonderful is the bad tension that seems to be boiling between the two of you.
Clean: Bob, you saw what happened last week with Chuck Norris screwing me, you can right the wrongs. You can declare me the winner of the Royal Rumble match. (Crowd Boos)
Barker: You’re right Mr. Clean, I can declare you the winner of the Royal Rumble match…(Crowd Boos) but why would I? (Crowd cheers as Clean looks a him in anger) Because something else I saw in that match was the way you eliminated Chuck Norris, so I believe that what goes around comes around in this game. But I’ll tell you what I will do. Tonight Mr. Clean, you will go one on one with JTH! (Crowd Cheers and Clean is in disgust)
Non-Title Match
NIWA World Women’s Champion Xena Warrior Princess vs. Chun Li
Xena goes in for a tie up, but Chun Li’s quick kicks drives Xena back to rethink strategy, Xena ducks under the next series of kicks from Li and then begins a warrior fury of kicks and punches knocking Li back into the corner, Xena then sends Li into the opposite corner who runs up the corner and flips over Xena running in and gives Xena a big kick to the chest knocking him back. Li then pulls Xena out with a Somersault Flip out of the corner and makes a cover and a 2 count. Li gives Xena a palm strike to the midsection and the grabs her looking like going for a Backslide, but she lifts her up into a Gory Submission, Xena though uses her strength and flips over Li and then clotheslines Li down to the mat, Li gets up and Xena picks her up over her shoulder and gives her a Front Powerslam. Xena then picks up Li again and looks for a second Slam, but Li slides out that Xena turns around and runs at Li who turn it right into a Huracanrana Pin and a 2 count. Xena ducks under the clothesline but gets drilled in the face with straight back kick taking Xena down and Li makes a cover and only a 2 count. Li starts giving the rapid kicks to the face and chest, but Xena uses her speed to catch the kick and shoves Li back and Li runs back in and runs right into a Xena Spear and Xena hooks the leg and gets the 3 and Xena gets a quick victory showing her dominance in the women’s division.
(Screen shows in the Rumble match that Link illegally eliminate Zangief from the match and afterwards put on the Triforce Lock on the outside)
Zangief vs. Max Payne
Payne quickly goes behind Zangief, but Zangief counters behind himself and then moves Payne chest first into the corner and the referee wants a break, Payne gives Zangief an elbow to the face knocking Zangief back, Payne then runs in and Zangief gives Payne a massive Back Body Drop taking Payne down. Zangief then sends Payne off the ropes who holds onto them and Zangief runs in and Payne boots Zangief in the chest coming in knocking him back, Payne then gives Zangief a Running Knee and takes Zangief down to the mat. Payne then gets on the middle turnbuckle waits as Zangief gets to his feet with Payne behind him and Payne jumps off and Payne gets him with a Bulldog taking Zangief down and Payne makes a cover but Zangief quickly kicks out at 2, Payne then punches Zangief in the face as he gets to his feet, Payne then comes off the ropes and Zangief picks him up and drops him with a Boss Man Slam taking him down, Zangief then gets to his feet as Payne struggles up and Zangief grabs him and plants him with the Russian National Slam and makes the cover and gets the 3 and Zangief recovers from a shaky first part of the match to rebound in victory.
(Zangief grabs a mike after the match)
Zangief: Cut thy music! (Music fades out) It seems thy made a new enemy last week when thy eliminated him like sissy girl. Link…I want you to come out here in this ring, with your little green dress and come out here and face me like a real man. (Throws down the mike)
(Link’s music then plays and Link comes out but stays up on the ramp way and doesn’t follow Zangief demand.)
Link: Believe big guy, while I would love nothing more than to come down to that ring and destroy you like no man has ever done to you before, I’m going to spare you a second straight week of humiliation. (Boos)
Zangief: What’s the matter? You know have a metal chair to jump me from behind? Once so called “Hero” doesn’t wish to face me when the odds are even?
Link: Alright Zangief…you wanna fight? I’ll fight ya…(Link begins to walk down the ramp way as Zangief gestures for him to come on in with the crowd cheering) Just not now. (Link then turns around and walks back up the ramp way and the crowd boos with Zangief just shaking his head laughing)
(Screen shows a video preview for Saint Patrick’s Day Beatdown)
(Screen then shows how the Dudley Nephews retained their NIWA World Tag Team Championships at Breakdown in the Triangle Ladder defeating the Warios and Marios)
Non-Title Match
The Kings of MMA vs. NIWA World Tag Team Champions Dudley Nephews
Ted and Ace immediately attack Ortiz and Liddell as they get into the ring both punch their opponents down to the mat. Ted and Ace then throws Liddell to the outside and Ace heads to the outside and Ace starts attacking Liddell on the outside and it seems that the bell hasn’t sounded until Ted tells the referee to ring the bell and he finally does. Ted then grabs Ortiz and picks him up and Ortiz quickly counters behind Ted and pulls him down into a Rear Naked Choke and Ted can’t get out of it and tap out just like that and Ortiz and Liddell have defeated the Tag Team Champions in about 15 seconds and Ace gets back in the ring and can’t believe what happened and then jumps Ortiz after the bell rings punches away at him until Liddell gets in the ring and grabs Ace by the leg and puts him in a Heel Hold and suddenly Ace starts tapping out and the Kings of MMA have sent a message to the NIWA World Tag Team Champions that their challengers have not gotten any easier.
(Screen then shows Johnny Bravo’s impressive stay in the Royal Rumble match getting to the final 4. Screen then shows Fozzie Osbourne’s despicable act dressing as Mr. Clean allowing Mr. Clean to attack Chuck Norris from behind leading to his elimination. Fozzie Osbourne vs. Johnny Bravo is next in a non-title match)
Non-Title Match
Johnny Bravo vs. NIWA Brass Knuckles Champion Fozzie Osbourne
Fozzie wastes no time attacking Bravo with the clubs to the back and the punches to the face trying to prove a point knocking Bravo back on the ropes, Bravo then reverses the Irish Whip and sends Fozzie off the ropes who comes back with a Running Forearm to the face knocking Bravo back onto the ropes again, Fozzie then runs at Bravo who sidesteps Fozzie and throws him over the top rope to the outside shades of last week and Fozzie smacks the floor padding frustration as Bravo flexes to the crowd in approval. Bravo gets to close to the ropes and Fozzie pulls down Bravo and pulls him to the outside and starts pounding away at him with right hands and then looks to ram his face into the apron, but Bravo holds it to prevent the attack and then Bravo does so to Fozzie stunning him and then sending him back into the ring. Fozzie crawls to the corner on the other side of the ring and gets up as Bravo tries to pick him up himself, but Fozzie elbows Bravo in the face knocking him back and then Fozzie knocks Bravo down with a another Running Forearm and makes a cover and only a 1 count. Fozzie puts Bravo in a Front Headlock as Bravo gets to his feet and Fozzie drives his knee into the chest of Bravo trying to control the pace, Bravo begins to look like he is going to power out, but Fozzie knees Bravo in the chest and then turns it into a Neck Breaker taking Bravo down and makes another cover and a 2 count. Fozzie then drops a fist to the face of Bravo and then sits him up and locks him in a Chin Lock and Bravo doesn’t give up. Bravo begins to get to his feet and power out, but Fozzie retaliates with a forearm to the back taking Bravo back down to one knee and Fozzie puts the Reverse Chin Lock back on, but Bravo stands up and with Fozzie still on him and runs back into the corner and rams Fozzie back in it and Fozzie lets go and falls back in the corner, Bravo then pounds away at Fozzie in the corner with a combo of body and face punches, Bravo then steps back and clotheslines Fozzie knocking him down in the corner and Fozzie slowly gets back up. Bravo then picks up Fozzie looking for a Body Slam, but instead drops Fozzie face first on the top turnbuckle and then lifts him up on the top and pulls him back in the Tree of Woe, Bravo then puts salt in the wound and gets in Fozzie’s face and starts doing push-ups right in his face. Bravo then pulls Fozzie up and pulls him down with force and makes a cover and only a 2 count. Bravo then sends Fozzie off the ropes and ducks to early which Fozzie kicks Bravo in the chest and follows with a kick to the gut and pulls Bravo in and lifts up Bravo and plants him with a Piledriver and makes the cover and only a 2 count. Fozzie looks for the Tallywacker goes for it when Bravo gets to his feet, but Bravo shoves him away and clotheslines Fozzie when he comes off the ropes and then flexes the mussel and drops the elbows across the chest and into the cover and only a 2 count. Bravo then picks up Fozzie and hooks him up for the Man I’m Pretty Slam, but Fozzie slips behind Bravo going up and gives Bravo a blatant low blow in front of the referee who calls for the bell as Bravo goes down to both knees and gets up and Fozzie then hits the Tallywacker taking Bravo down. Fozzie then rolls to the outside and grabs his Brass Knuckles Championship and tosses it into the ring and pulls up Bravo’s head and shoves the title into his face and then drops the title in the middle of the ring pulling Bravo up again and Fozzie drills Bravo with a second Tallywacker this time onto the championship and Fozzie stands up with a smile on his face and the crowd is booing him as Fozzie doesn’t care. Fozzie grabs his title and rolls out of the ring as Fozzie has sent a message to Johnny Bravo and the rest of the guys in the back.
(Screen has a split screen showing Mr. Clean and JTH heading to the ring for their main event match. Which is next.)
“Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH vs. Mr. Clean
The two tie up and Clean puts JTH in a headlock and then quickly takes him down with JTH getting to his side preventing a count, after several seconds JTH gets up and uses Clean arms and pulls back turning it into a Standing Key Lock, but Clean powers back into the headlock. JTH punches away at the midsection of Clean and shoves him off the ropes and Clean comes back with a Shoulder Block taking JTH down, Clean comes off the ropes and leapfrogs JTH who gets up and fakes a Wrestlemania Kick making Clean hold onto the ropes and then JTH runs at Clean clotheslines Clean through the ropes to the outside. JTH then climbs up to the top turnbuckle looking to land on Clean on the outside, but Clean sidesteps him and JTH falls to the floor hard and allows Clean to catch his breath. Clean then picks up JTH and drops him chest first onto the guardrail and then bitchslaps him in the face attempting to get up, after which Clean breaks the count and exits again. Clean then gives JTH a slap to the chest taking him down to the floor again and then sends him into the ring, Clean stands over JTH and taunts the crowd doing some of JTH’s poses, Clean then punches JTH back down to the mat and makes the first cover of the match and only a 2 count. Clean gets up and then rakes his shoe into the face of JTH making the referee condone him and Clean backs off with his hands in the air. JTH gives punches to the ribs of Clean getting up and then kicks him in the midsection and comes off the ropes, but Clean immediately counters with a Inverted Atomic Drop and then clotheslines JTH down to the mat and makes another cover and a 2 count. Clean then mounts JTH and starts punching away at the face and Clean then gets up and mocks the crowd even more getting booed heavily, Clean picks JTH just toying with him, but JTH comes back with an Inverted Atomic Drop of his own stopping Clean in his tracks, JTH then brings his chops to the chest into play, Clean then reverses the Irish Whip and looks to throw JTH in the air, but JTH counters with a Spinning DDT and both men are down. Both men get up and Clean comes with punches and JTH comes with chops and it looks like JTH is getting the upper hand, Clean goes for a poke in the eyes, but JTH does the 3 Stooges hand block stopping and then comes back with a poke in the eyes of his own and JTH then mocks Clean wiggling the phalanges and then stomps on Clean’s foot. Clean then instead of reversing the Irish Whip spins into it and pulls JTH in and takes him down with a Hip Toss Slam and JTH is down, Clean then shines the bald head in JTH’s face and then stomps at him right in the face, Clean then pulls JTH near the corner and scales the top turnbuckle and looks to be going for the Cleaning Press. Clean comes off and JTH gets his knees up and Clean falls flat to the mat and allows JTH to get to his knees, JTH then picks up Clean looks for the Wrestlemania Drop, but Clean rakes JTH in the face and goes for the Clean Cut, but JTH wraps around Clean neck on the attempt and turns it into a Reverse DDT and hooks the leg and only a 2 count. JTH then gets up and looks for the Wrestlemania Kick and goes for it and Clean rolls up JTH and pulls the tights, but JTH rolls into it turning it into his own pinfall and grabs the Clean’s jeans and gets the 3 and JTH gets one over on Mr. Clean, but Clean isn’t over yet.
(JTH blocks the punch from Clean wails away at Clean some more, Clean then reverses the Irish Whip and JTH comes back with a Flying Forearm. But when JTH nips up, Blitz gets in the ring and smacks JTH down with a steel chair and Blitz then starts hammering away at the face of JTH as Clean gets to his feet. Then Chuck Norris runs out and chases Clean out of the ring and Blitz gets up and gets a Norris Kick to the face as Clean stands on the outside)
(Just then Bob Barker comes back out and Barker has a mike in hand)
Barker: Ladies and gentlemen. I am here to announce that at Saint Patrick’s Day Beatdown. The main event match will be Chuck Norris and JTH teaming up to face Blitz and Mr. Clean! (Crowd cheers as Clean looks back in the ring as Norris wants Clean to get back in the ring as JTH struggles to his feet as the show ends)
Quick Results:
NIWA World Women’s Champion Xena Warrior Princess defeated Chun Li via pinfall in a non-title match
Zangief defeated Max Payne via pinfall
The Kings of MMA defeated NIWA World Tag Team Champions The Dudley Nephews via Ortiz making Ted Dudley submit in 15 seconds in a non-title match
Johnny Bravo defeated NIWA Brass Knuckles Champion Fozzie Osbourne via DQ in a non-title match
“Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH defeated Mr. Clean via pinfall