Post by theoc71 on Mar 11, 2011 17:58:09 GMT -8
EMW ShowTime
Thursday February 21st, 2008
Delta Center
Salt Lake City, Utah
In the parking lot, EMW World Heavyweight Champion Michael Jordan steps out of his limousine and was approached by Gemma Atkinson. Jordan says, “Last week, I was embarrassed by Blade. Tonight it’s going to be an historic night because I’m going to throw my pre-match Celebration Party here tonight! I’m in a festive mood and we are in the same arena where I and the Chicago Bulls won our 6th NBA Championship against the Utah Jazz and tonight I’m going to throw a big celebration tonight because I’m giving the city of Utah to celebrate a true champion, something this city has never have and if Blade wants to join in my party, I’m sending him a very special invitation as a sign of goodwill!” Jordan then leaves as he heads to the arena.
From the ringside broadcast booth, Wade Needham and Bobby Spade welcomes everyone to EMW ShowTime. Needham said that this is the final EMW ShowTime before Valentine Vengeance which takes place this Saturday. Wade & Spade mentioned Michael Jordan’s first edition of Jordan’s Court with his first ever guest is the man that will take on Jordan at Valentine Vengeance for the EMW World Heavyweight title, Blade.
EMW Women’s Champion Trish Stratus & “Ms. OSN” Blaze Fielding def. Hilary Duff & Candy Cane via pinfall when Trish pinned Duff after the Stratusfaction. After the match, Candy Cane went to hit Trish with a steel chair but Blaze hits Cane with a Van Daminator. Blaze then turns around and Trish looked to hit Blaze with the title belt but psyched her out. Trish then snaps her fingers and said, “Just like that! I can beat you.” Trish then leaves the ring as Blaze looks on nodding her head and says to herself, “Okay. I see how this goes.” Blaze then celebrates in the ring.
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In the back, EMW World Heavyweight Champion Michael Jordan has arrived in the arena and was approached by “Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe. Rolfe told Jordan if he’s sure about having inviting Blade to his celebration party tonight. Jordan told Rolfe, “James, I want to prove to everyone in EMW that I’m a champion that doesn’t back down from anyone, especially some half human half vampire freak like Blade. Tonight, I’m going to give Blade a false sense of security into believing that I’m not as a bad person and then I’ll look in his eyes and see that he is like everyone else who has faced me, intimidated and confused and then this Saturday will be a piece of cake!” Jordan then leaves as Rolfe looks on.
Shady Aftermath Eminem def. EMW World Tag Team Champion New Gangsta Ice Cube and Street Fighter Ryu Hoshi in a Triple Threat Match when Eminem pinned Cube after the Ghetto Blaster after Cube hits the Powerbomb on Hoshi. Before the match, it was announced that New Jack, 50 Cent, Ken Masters are banned from ringside.
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In the back, Gemma Atkinson interviewed Carmen Electra. Electra said, “I really don’t know what has gotten over Fergie as of late and why she took it out on me recently. But at Vixen’s Vengeance, I’m looking forward to knocking some sense out of that woman.”
Human Tornado…Coming Soon To EMW!
In the back, Michael Jordan is watching the Human Tornado promo from his monitor. Jordan then turned around to get his suit and Blade appeared on his TV Screen. When Blade turned around, Blade wasn’t on the TV and it showed the Human Tornado promo is finishing up. Jordan had a concerned look on his face thinking that he may saw something that shouldn’t been there but he ignored it and went on to prepare his suit and Blade appears on the TV Screen again as we go to commercial.
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Jackass def. Jay & Silent Bob in a Hell In A Cell Match in Match #4 of the Best Of 5 Gimmick Matches Series via pinfall when Johnny Knoxville pinned Silent Bob after Jackass Slam (Judgment Slam) through the roof of the cell. The Series is now tied 2-2. After the match, EMW ShowTime General Manager Ari Gold arrives on the stage and announced that Match #5 will be a Ladder Match with the contract for a future EMW World Tag Team title shot hanging above the ring. The first to get the contract will get the title shot.
In the back, Michael Jordan was in the restroom brushing his teeth. Then Blade appears in the mirror but when Jordan faces the mirror Blade was not in the mirror. Jordan starts to suspect something but thinks nothing of it and continues to brush his feet.
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“Alpha Male” Marcus Cor Von def. Simon Cowell via pinfall after The Pounce. Before the match, Tony Montana joined Wade & Spade on commentary for the match. After the match, Cor Von started to celebrate his win but was attacked from behind by Montana. Montana then hits the Scarface Stabber to Cor Von and then leaves the ring felling confident over what he did.
A Clerks Moment
Clerks...Coming Soon To EMW ShowTime
Clerks...Coming Soon To EMW ShowTime
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EMW World Tag Team Champion New Gangsta New Jack def. Shady Aftermath 50 Cent & Street Fighter Ken Masters in a Triple Threat Extreme Rules Match via pinfall when New Jack pinned 50 Cent after the 187. Before the match, it was announced that Ice Cube, Eminem, Ryu Hoshi are banned from ringside for this match.
In the back, Carmen Electra was getting to her car in the parking lot. Fergie then ran in and attacked Carmen from behind. Fergie then puts Carmen on top of Carmen’s car and then Fergie hits the Widows Peak on the hood of Carmen’s car. Fergie then goes over to a knocked out Carmen Electra and says, “See you Saturday…That is if you make it by then.” Fergie then leaves laughing as EMTs are there to check on Carmen.
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Back from commercial break, a replay was shown of Fergie hitting the Widows Peak on Carmen Electra on the hood of Carmen’s car. Wade Needham said that Carmen is been rushed to a nearby Utah hospital and reports say that she does have movement in her arms and legs.
Jules Winfield def. “Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe via pinfall. EMW Intercontinental Champion The Rock arrived on the rampway during the match. In the final moments, Rolfe hits his version of The Rock Bottom on Winfield. Rolfe then attempts to hit his version of the People’s Elbow until he was tripped up by Rock behind the referee’s back. Rolfe and Rock then had a war of words until Winfield rolls up Rolfe for the pinfall victory.
In the back, Michael Jordan is in a tuxedo and the EMW World Heavyweight Championship around his waist as he’s walking down the corridor on his way to the ring. The celebration is next!
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From the ringside broadcast booth, Wade Needham and Bobby ran down the full card for EMW Valentine Vengeance:
-- EMW World Heavyweight Championship: Michael Jordan © vs. Blade
-- EMW Intercontinental Championship: The Rock © vs. “Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe
-- EMW Women’s Championship: Trish Stratus © vs. “Ms. OSN” Blaze Fielding
-- EMW World Tag Team Championship Hardcore Three Way Dance: The New Gangstas © vs. Shady Aftermath vs. The Street Fighters
-- Match #5 of the Best Of 5 Gimmick Matches – Ladder Match: Jackass vs. Jay & Silent Bob
-- Carmen Electra vs. Fergie
-- Women’s Triple Threat Match: Vida Guerra vs. Paris Hilton vs. Chun Li
-- Six Way Dance For Future EMW Women’s Title Shot: Alyssa Milano vs. Hilary Duff vs. Tila Tequila vs. Candy Cane vs. Kim Kardashian vs. Dawn Summers
-- “Alpha Male” Marcus Cor Von vs. Tony Montana
After Wade & Spade ran down the card, a marching band was playing as they made their way down the rampway as red, black and white confetti and the same color balloons fly around the arena. The marching band then surrounds the outside of the ring as EMW World Heavyweight Champion Michael Jordan makes his way to the ring. Jordan stands in the middle of the rampway and raises up the EMW World Heavyweight title belt as Pyro shoots up from the stage and above EMWVision. Jordan then arrives to the ring. Jordan said that he promised a huge celebration and he didn’t disappoint. Jordan then said that he knows Blade couldn’t make it to his celebration and wished him luck in the EMW World title match at Valentine Vengeance because he knew that Jordan will beat Blade within an inch of his life and end his chances of becoming EMW World Heavyweight Champion once again. Jordan then continued, “I have been apart of a dynasty with the Chicago Bulls in the 90’s and I’m making another dynasty again as being the most dominate EMW World Heavyweight Champion of all time and that dynasty continues at Valentine Vengeance! Now without any further ado, let’s continue with the celebration!” The marching band music plays as Jordan is basking in the celebration but then he fells a look of concern and looks at two drummers of the band. Jordan asked the band to stop playing as he believes that one of the drum players is Blade in disguise. Jordan then hits the Buzzer Beater on one of the drummers. Then the second drummer takes off his hat to reveal it’s BLADE! Blade then attacks Jordan. Blade then sends Jordan back to the ring and then Blade goes for the Day Walker DDT, but another band member attacked Blade from behind. Blade then took the upper hand and hits the Day Walker DDT on that band member as Jordan flees out of the ring. Blade stares at Jordan and did the “I want the belt” signal as the show ends.