Post by theoc71 on Mar 11, 2011 1:42:59 GMT -8
EMW ShowTime: Special Wednesday Edition
Wednesday February 13th, 2008
Thomas & Mack Center
Las Vegas, Nevada
From the ringside broadcast booth, Wade Needham and Bobby Spade welcomed everyone to EMW ShowTime. They announced that tonight’s main event will be Blade teaming up with EMW Intercontinental Champion The Rock against EMW World Heavyweight Champion Michael Jordan & “Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe.
Fergie & Candy Cane def. Carmen Electra & Tila Tequila via pinfall when Fergie pinned Tila after a Schoolgirl rollup while Fergie’s feet were on the ropes. Before the match, it was announced that Fergie will take on Carmen Electra at Valentine Vengeance.
In the back, Gemma Atkinson interviewed Jackass about being down 0-2 and in danger of losing the best of 5 Gimmick Matches if they lose tonight in the Extreme Rules Match against Jay and Silent Bob up next. Bam Margera said that they are determined to beat Jay & Silent Bob in the Best Of 5 Gimmick Matches and promises that they will not sweep the series tonight.
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Jackass def. Jay & Silent Bob in an Extreme Rules Match in Match #3 of the Best Of 5 Gimmick Matches Series via pinfall when Bam Margera pinned Jay after hitting a powerbomb through a Flaming Table. Jay & Silent Bob lead the series 2-1. After the match, it was announced that Match #4 will be a Hell In A Cell Match next week.
In the back, Gemma Atkinson interviews the New EMW World Tag Team Champions The New Gangstas and Vida Guerra. Guerra said that she wanted to be in the EMW but she needed the baddest, toughest and hardcore people to watch her back and she found them in The New Gangstas. New Jack said, “Street Fighters…Shady Aftermath…At Valentine Vengeance, you better leave you bitches in the back because we are going to bring the pain and the violence in the Hardcore Three Way Dance and keep the EMW World Tag Team titles.”
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Tony Montana arrives to the ring and says that he’s tired of getting disrespected in EMW ShowTime and wants a good challenge. Montana then calls out anyone in the EMW ShowTime Locker Room to go against him in a match right now. After he says that, “Alpha Male” Marcus Cor Von arrived with microphone in hand and said, “You say that you want the world and everything in it?! Well in order to do that; you must survive the Serengeti against The Alpha Male!” Cor Von then puts down the mic and heads to the ring. A referee then rushes to the ring and calls for the bell to start this impromptu match-up.
“Alpha Male” Marcus Cor Von def. Tony Montana via countout when Cor Von hits the Pounce on Montana which sends him to the outside. At the count of 7, Montana gets on his feet and was going to enter back, but decided not to and heads to the back and takes the 10 Count and the countout loss.
Human Tornado…Coming Soon To EMW!
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“Ms. OSN” Blaze Fielding def. Hilary Duff via pinfall in the finals of the EMW Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Tournament after the Blaze Of Glory Frog Splash to earn an EMW Women’s Title shot against Trish Stratus at Valentine Vengeance. Before the match, EMW Women’s Champion Trish Stratus joined Wade & Spade on commentary for the match. After the match, Blaze looks at Trish Stratus and does the “I want the belt” signal to Trish and the RVD Thumb taunt as she says, “Ms. OSN”. Trish looks on with a grin on her face and tells Blaze to bring it at Valentine Vengeance.
In the back, EMW World Tag Team Champions The New Gangstas & Vida Guerra make their way to the ring through a backstage corridor. The Intergender Six Person Tag Team Match between The New Gangstas & Vida Guerra against Shady Aftermath & Paris Hilton is up next.
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EMW World Tag Team Champions The New Gangstas & Vida Guerra def. Shady Aftermath & Paris Hilton via pinfall when Ice Cube pinned 50 Cent after the Powerbomb. Before the match, it was announced that there will be a Triple Threat Match between Vida Guerra, Paris Hilton and Chun Li at Valentine Vengeance. Also Wade & Spade announced that Paris requested that the Six Person Intergender Tag Team Match will NOT be under Extreme Rules.
In the back, Gemma Atkinson interviewed EMW ShowTime General Manager Ari Gold who announced that at Valentine Vengeance there will be a Six Way Dance between Alyssa Milano, Hilary Duff, Tila Tequila, Candy Cane, Kim Kardashian and Dawn Summers with the winner getting a future EMW Women’s title shot.
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A Clerks Moment
Clerks…Coming Soon to EMW ShowTime!!!!
Clerks…Coming Soon to EMW ShowTime!!!!
Alyssa Milano def. Kim Kardashian via pinfall after the Wicked Slam.
In the back, EMW World Tag Team Champions The New Gangstas and Vida Guerra where heading to their car to leave the arena until they were attacked by Shady Aftermath and Paris Hilton. New Jack and Ice Cube were knocked out by Eminem and 50 Cent with lead pipes. Vida was knocked out by Paris with a loaded purse. They then went down to the fallen Tag Team Champions and Vida and Eminem said, “That’s only a taste of what’s to come at Valentine Vengeance.” Shady Aftermath and Paris Hilton then leave as EMTs ran to the scene and help on The New Gangstas and Vida Guerra.
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From the ringside broadcast booth, Wade Needham and Bobby ran down the card so far for EMW Valentine Vengeance:
-- EMW World Heavyweight Championship: Michael Jordan © vs. Blade
-- EMW Intercontinental Championship: The Rock © vs. “Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe
-- EMW Women’s Championship: Trish Stratus © vs. “Ms. OSN” Blaze Fielding
-- EMW World Tag Team Championship Hardcore Three Way Dance: The New Gangstas © vs. Shady Aftermath vs. The Street Fighters
-- Carmen Electra vs. Fergie
-- Women’s Triple Threat Match: Vida Guerra vs. Paris Hilton vs. Chun Li
-- Six Way Dance For Future EMW Women’s Title Shot: Alyssa Milano vs. Hilary Duff vs. Tila Tequila vs. Candy Cane vs. Kim Kardashian vs. Dawn Summers
-- **Just Announced** “Alpha Male” Marcus Cor Von vs. Tony Montana
In the back, Ari Gold is in his office talking to someone on his cell phone until he hears a knock on the door. Ari said, “It’s open!” Then EMW Owner Theo Clardy arrived in the office. Gold hung up his phone and shook Theo’s hand. Theo congratulated Ari on the great work he’s been doing with the EMW ShowTime brand and is confident that Valentine Vengeance will be a tough act for EMW Wired to follow next month. Ari then tells Theo why he hired Donald Trump as EMW Wired General Manager and what offer did he offer Trump to agree to be the EMW Wired general Manager. Clardy told Ari that he didn’t offer Trump anything and that he wanted to be EMW Wired GM for the simple fact of taking Ari down a peg. Then Theo said, “Well another reason why I came here is to tell you that Trump tells me to tell you that there maybe one or two major stars in the ShowTime Brand that might jump ship to the Wired Brand sooner rather than later. I’m just giving you fair warning, Ari. I hope you have a great day.” Clardy then leaves as Ari has a concerned look on his face.
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Blade & EMW Intercontinental Champion The Rock def. EMW World Heavyweight Champion Michael Jordan & “Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe via pinfall when Blade pinned Rolfe after the Day Walker DDT. After the match, Blade turned around and Jordan attempted to hit the 23 Kick to Blade but Blade ducked and Blade hits the Day Walker DDT. Needham said, “If Blade can hit that move at Valentine Vengeance, Blade will be the EMW World Heavyweight Champion for the 3rd time.” Blade and Rock celebrated in the ring as Jordan grabbed the EMW World title and looked on from the rampway and trash talking to Blade as the show ends.