Post by theoc71 on Mar 10, 2011 20:25:51 GMT -8
EMW ShowTime
Thursday January 31st, 2008
Staples Center
Los Angeles, California
From his office, Ari Gold welcomed everyone to EMW ShowTime. Gold said, “Tonight, EMW ShowTime makes its debut as a brand and I’m pulling no punches to ensure the EMW fans with the greatest action in the world and it starts tonight. Tonight’s main event will determine who will face Michael Jordan at our first OSportsNet Mega Event entitled Valentine Vengeance as it will be a Fatal Four Way Match between “The Day Walker” Blade, “The Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe, “The Alpha Male” Marcus Cor Von and Tony Montana. Plus, I will make an endless commitment to have the hottest free agent in EMW, the Human Tornado to come home to EMW ShowTime. Thanks for your time and enjoy EMW ShowTime!”
A display of pyro explodes on the EMW ShowTime entrance stage as the crowd goes nuts and the official theme song of EMW ShowTime “I Don’t Wanna Stop” by Ozzy Osburne playing in the background as from the broadcast booth, Wade Needham and Bobby Spade welcomed everyone to the Season 2 Premiere of EMW ShowTime and the debut of the EMW ShowTime Brand.
Jay & Silent Bob def. Jackass (Bam Margera & Johnny Knoxville) in a Steel Cage Match in Match #1 Of The Best Of 5 Gimmick Matches via pinfall when Jay pinned Johnny Knoxville after a Swanton Bomb from the top of the cage. During the match, Wade Needham mentions that the winner of the series will get a future EMW World Tag Team title shot. After the match, it was announced that Match 2 of the Best Of 5 will be a Tables Match.
In the back, a limousine has pulled up to the arena and out came the NEW EMW World Heavyweight Champion Michael Jordan. Jordan is headed to the arena and it was announced that later tonight, Jordan will have a victory address to the EMW fans.
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Hilary Duff def. Stacy Keibler in a Fist Round match in the EMW Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Tournament via pinfall after the Unprettier. During the match, Trish Stratus was seen watching the match on her monitor in her dressing room.
In the back, Gemma Atkinson was attempting to interview Michael Jordan but was stopped by one of Jordan’s bodyguards who told her that he can’t be interviewed at this time as he prepares for his address to the EMW fans tonight.
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Tila Tequila def. Fergie in a Fist Round match in the EMW Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Tournament via pinfall after the Tequila Shot. After the match, Fergie left the ring and looks to be frustrated as she heads up to the rampway and talking to herself saying, “Why do I keep on losing?! What’s wrong with me?!”
In the back, EMW World Heavyweight Champion Michael Jordan leaves his locker room with the EMW World Heavyweight title around his waist and is heading to the ring as paparazzi followed him as Jordan is ready for his victory address to the EMW fans up next.
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In the back, Gemma Atkinson approached Fergie for an interview about losing her #1 contender’s first round match against Tila Tequila. But Fergie looked at Gemma and shoved her to the ground before leaving. Gemma gets to her feet and looks on in shock.
EMW World Heavyweight Champion Michael Jordan makes his way to the ring for his Victory Address to the EMW fans as the arena is showered in red, white and black balloons. Once Jordan entered the ring, he raises the EMW World Heavyweight title high in the air as pyro shoots up from the stage. Jordan then goes to another side of the ring and raises the title again as more pyro exploded from the ramp and above the ring. Jordan then goes to another side of the ring and raises the title again as more pyro shoots up from the stage, above the ring and the corners of the ring. Then Jordan goes to the last side of the ring and raises the title belt again as another pyro explosion from the ramp, above the ring, the four corners of the ring and above EMW Vision. Wade Needham then said, “Geez, what is he doing?! Trying to outdo JBL in the pyro department?” Spade then replied, “Why are you complaining?! This is a celebration it took Jordan a lot of time to perfect this?!” Jordan then waits in the ring to soak up the ovation from the fans which was pretty much mixed. Jordan then gets a microphone and said, “Remember the date…Wednesday January 18th, 2008…The night where Michael Jordan once again makes history and became the EMW World Heavyweight Champion. There were some EMW fans that questioned the way I won the title from Blade. What I simply did was taking advantage of the situation, something that everyone should do when the situation appears itself but you can’t because you don’t have the killer instinct that I have, you don’t have the business smarts that I have and you don’t have the guts and determination that I have and now I’m the NEW EMW World Heavyweight Champion.” Suddenly, the lights go out in the arena and when they came back on, Blade appeared behind Jordan. Jordan turned around and Blade takes down Jordan with a vicious spear. Jordan then quickly exited the ring. Blade then grabbed a microphone and said, “Michael, you may have taken advantage of me at End Of An Era, but all you did was piss me off. If I was you, you better hope that I don’t become the #1 Contender on the Fatal Four Way Match tonight because at Valentine Vengeance, I’m coming to get my EMW World Heavyweight Title back!” Blade then stared at Jordan as Jordan is trash talking to Blade as he heads to the back.
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“Ms. OSN” Blaze Fielding def. Kim Kardashian in the EMW Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Tournament via pinfall after the Blaze Of Glory Frog Splash.
In the back, Gemma Atkinson interviewed “The Alpha Male” Marcus Cor Von about the Fatal Four Way EMW World Heavyweight Championship #1 Contender’s Match. Cor Von said that he has one advantage in this match, focus. Cor Von explained that Montana is too paranoid to be focused, James Rolfe is too concerned about the next video game he’s going to trash and Blade is too focused on revenge. Cor Von said that he has one focus and that’s becoming the EMW World Heavyweight Champion at Valentine Vengeance and that “…Those who will get in the way of The Alpha Male will FEEL THE POOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUNCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! PERIOD!!!!”
In the back, a split screen is shown of EMW World Tag Team Champions The New Gangstas and The Street Fighters with Chun Li making their way to the ring through different corridors backstage as their Extreme Rules Tag Team title match is NEXT!
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The Street Fighters with Chun Li def. EMW World Tag Team Champions The New Gangstas in an Extreme Rules Match when Ken Masters pinned Ice Cube after a Shooting Star press through the table to become the NEW EMW World Tag Team Champions. After the match, The New Gangstas grabbed the EMW World Tag Team title belts and looked to hit The Street Fighters with them, but instead they handed The Street Fighters the belts and shook their hands. New Jack then got the microphone and asked for a rematch next week for the belts in an Extreme Rules Match. The Street Fighters accepted the challenge and The New Gangstas left as The Street Fighters celebrated on winning the World Tag Team title tonight.
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In the back, Gemma Atkinson interviewed “Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe. Rolfe said that he is determined to be the next EMW World Heavyweight Champion and will prove it tonight in the Fatal Four Way match. He said that Blade would have to wait to get his payback, Cor Von can’t step up in big time matches and Tony Montana is a danger to himself. Rolfe said that he’s going to be the next EMW World Heavyweight Champion at Valentine Vengeance.
Carmen Electra def. Paris Hilton in the EMW Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Tournament via pinfall after the Electra Kick. After the match, Fergie arrived and congratulated Carmen on the win but when Carmen turned around, Fergie blinded Carmen with powder to the face and hits Carmen with a DDT. Fergie then looks down at a knocked out Carmen Electra before she left.
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From the ringside broadcast booth, Wade Needham and Bobby Spade announced that the official theme song to EMW Valentine Vengeance is “The City Is At War” by Cobra Starship off of their latest album “Viva Cobra” Available Now. The music video will be after the main event tonight.
In the back, Gemma Atkinson approached Fergie about costing her now former friend Carmen Electra her first round match in the EMW Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Tournament. Fergie said, “I don’t need to explain it to you, these fans, Carmen or anybody about my actions. It’s time I take control of my career and quit worrying what anyone else wants. It’s about time, I’m focusing on the one person that looks out for me and that’s ME!!!”
Blade def. Tony Montana, “Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe and “Alpha Male” Marcus Cor Von in an EMW World Heavyweight Championship #1 Contender’s Fatal Four Way Match via pinfall when Blade pinned Montana after the Day Walker DDT. After the match, Michael Jordan arrived to the ring and knocked out Blade with the EMW World title belt. Jordan then picked up Blade and hits him with the 23 Kick. Jordan then gets the EMW World Title belt and put his foot on the chest of Blade and raises up the EMW World title belt as the crowd boos loudly to end the show.