Post by theoc71 on Mar 9, 2011 22:38:03 GMT -8
EMW Showcase Of Champions: End Of An Era
Thursday January 17th, 2008
Honda Center
Anaheim, California
In the parking lot, EMW Owner Theo Clardy arrives out of his black hummer Limousine and then he was approached by EMW ShowTime General Manager Ari Gold. Gold asked Theo who the new EMW Wired General Manager is. Ari continued, “Maybe it’s a fellow EMW Superstar or maybe a friend of yours from the IWC like Aaron Rift, Fredrick James Francis…Hell even that Bob Backlund looking actor wannabe, Josh Tariff. Well, you just tell who ever the GM is that he is that he or she better have their A-Game, because I’m determine to make EMW ShowTime the best brand in EMW.” Clardy then said, “Well I’m glad that you are confident because the individual I’ve hired as EMW Wired General Manager…Well…Pretty much hates you with a passion.” Clardy then leaves as Ari looks on in concern and goes to Theo asking what he was talking about.
From the ringside broadcast booth, Wade Needham and Bobby Spade welcome everyone to EMW Showcase Of Champions: End Of An Era. Needham mentioned that this is the final EMW event with all of the EMW Superstars on the same show because starting at Season 2; EMW will be divided to two brands. They then ran down the complete card and mentioned that the winner of the Elimination Chamber will carry on the EMW World Heavyweight Championship to his respective brand, therefore getting the big advantage in the brand extension.
Tila Tequila def. Avril Lavinge, Veronica Mars and Kim Kardashian in a Fatal Four Way Free Agent Match via pinfall when Tila pinned Lavinge after the Tequila Shot (Elijah Experience).
In the back, Ron Burgundy interviewed Tommy Vercetti. Vercetti said that the last time the EMW World Heavyweight title was defended in an Elimination Chamber; he won the match and got the title. Vercetti then continued, “Well get ready for history to repeat itself as I take the EMW World title and bring it to EMW Wired.” Vercetti then leaves.
Slash def. McLovin, Agent 47 & Simon Cowell in a Fatal Four Way Free Agent Match via pinfall when Slash pinned McLovin after the Final Note (Celtic Cross).
In the back, Gemma Atkinson interviewed Tony Montana. Montana said, “You know, when I was sent to EMW ShowTime because I never wanted to be a team player, I was on this planet alone and I will dominate EMW on my own. Tonight is where I take my place in history and become the NEW EMW World Heavyweight Champion and I will get what’s coming to me…THE WORLD…AND EVERYTHING IN IT!”
EMW Intercontinental Champion The Rock def. “Alpha Male” Marcus Cor Von via pinfall after the Rock Bottom after dodging Cor Von’s attempt at The Pounce.
In the parking lot, a limousine as pulled up to the arena. From the broadcast booth, Wade Needham noticed that the license plate on the limo said “EMW Wired”. Wade then said, “It looks like the EMW Wired General Manager is here at End Of An Era.” In the back, Ari Gold is looking at this in his monitor and quickly heads to the parking lot to see who the new EMW Wired General Manager is.
Lindsay Lohan def. EMW Vixxxen’s Champion Lita, Bloodrayne & Stripperella in a Fatal Four Way Match via pinfall when Lohan pinned Stripperella after the LiLoKO to become the NEW EMW Vixxxen’s Champion.
In the parking lot, Ari Gold is heading to the limo that probably has the new EMW Wired General Manager. Gold then yells at whoever’s inside the limo to come out of the limo and meet him face to face. EMW Owner Theo Clardy arrived and said that the limo that arrived here was recorded earlier in the day and that the EMW Wired General Manager is here in the arena and will be announced after the next match. Clardy then leaves as Gold looks on frustrated.
EMW World Tag Team Champions The New Gangstas def. Jay & Silent Bob, The Street Fighters with Chun Li and Shady Aftermath with Paris Hilton in a Four Way Dance to retain the EMW World Tag Team Champions.
Order Of Elimination:
-- Shady Aftermath eliminated The Street Fighters when Eminem pinned Ken Masters after the Ghetto Blaster through a Flaming Table.
-- Jay & Silent Bob eliminated Shady Aftermath when Silent Bob pinned 50 Cent after the Silent Cutter.
-- The New Gangstas eliminated Jay & Silent Bob when New Jack pinned Jay after the 187.
EMW Owner Theo Clardy makes his way to the ring. Before he can say anything, Ari Gold speedwalks his way to the arena and says that whoever the new EMW Wired General Manager is, he will be the first man to welcome him to EMW. Clardy asked him if he’s sure about his decision and Gold told Theo that he’s sure about it. Clardy then said, “Well then, without any further ado, I introduce to all of the EMW fans, the new EMW Wired General Manager…DONALD TRUMP!!!!! Ari Gold is in complete shock as Donald Trump makes his way to the ring accompanied by 2006 Miss America Jennifer Berry and 2007 Miss America Lauren Nelson. Trump has is own microphone from his coat jacket. He then first thanks Theo and all of the EMW fans and then tells Ari that he made Mr. McMahon look like an ass and he’ll do the same to Ari during the brand extension. Trump then leaves as Ari looks on and still in shock over who is the EMW Wired General Manager.
Carmen Electra and Alyssa Milano def. Kelly Bundy & Selene in an EMW ShowTime vs. EMW Wired Tag Team Match when Electra pinned Selene after the Electra Kick.
In the back, Ron Burgundy interviewed Al Bundy. Bundy said that tonight he’s going to be the savior of EMW Wired and become the new EMW World Heavyweight Champion for the second time.
EMW Women’s Champion Trish Stratus def. Hilary Duff and “Ms. Mega Event” Blaze Fielding via pinfall when Stratus pinned Duff after the Stratusfaction to retain the EMW Women’s Champion.
In the back, Gemma Atkinson interviewed EMW World Heavyweight Champion Blade. Blade said, “Tonight, six of the best EMW has to offer enter Hell’s playground. Only one can escape the EMW World Heavyweight Champion. The EMW World Heavyweight title I have with me is the target that everyone is after. You try to get this belt off me if you must, but in the end the results will be the same…They will all fall victim to The Day Walker and I’m walking out of the Chamber with the EMW World Heavyweight title still with me.” Blade then walks away to the ring.
EMW World Heavyweight Champion Blade def. Al Bundy, Tommy Vercetti, "Angry Video Game Nerd" James Rolfe, The Sandman & Tony Montana in an Elimination Chamber Match to retain the EMW World Heavyweight Championship. Order Of Entrance into The Cage: Tommy Vercetti and Al Bundy started the match followed by, in three minute intervals, Tony Montana, The Sandman, Blade and James Rolfe.
Order Of Eliminations:
-- Tony Montana eliminated by Tommy Vercetti via pinfall after the Vice City Crusher
-- The Sandman eliminated by Al Bundy via pinfall after the Bundy Slam.
-- Tommy Vercetti eliminated by “Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe via pinfall after the Angry Spear.
-- “Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe eliminated by Blade via pinfall after the Blade Cutter.
-- Al Bundy eliminated by Blade via pinfall after the Day Walker DDT.
After the match, a barely conscious and blooded Blade was getting to his feet and his handed the EMW World Heavyweight title but then Ari Gold arrived on the entrance stage. Gold first asked that the Elimination Chamber to be lift up. The Elimination Chamber then was lifted up above the ring. Gold then said, “Blade, on behalf of everyone here in EMW ShowTime, I congratulate you on retaining the EMW World Heavyweight Championship…However, your night is not over. The reason is that I have signed a huge free agent to EMW ShowTime. That free agent just happens to have the Money In The Bank that he earned at EMW MegaBrawl and it just so happens that he’s cashing in The Money In The Bank and there’s going to be an EMW World Heavyweight Championship Match right here and right now as Blade defends the EMW World Heavyweight Championship against MICHAEL JORDAN!!!!” Michael Jordan then arrives on the stage and hands Ari Gold his Money In the Bank suitcase before arriving to the ring for this immediate EMW World Heavyweight Championship Match.
Michael Jordan def. EMW World Heavyweight Champion Blade via pinfall after the second Buzzer in the match to become the NEW EMW World Heavyweight Champion. Just seconds into the match, Jordan hits the Buzzer Beater but Blade kicked out of the move. Jordan then waits for Blade to get up before hitting the 23 Kick which dazed Blade and Jordan follows it up with another Buzzer Beater and the pinfall victory and the EMW World Heavyweight Championship. After the match, Jordan was handed the EMW World Heavyweight Championship and celebrates. Jordan holds up the EMW World Heavyweight title high in the air. Jordan then puts the EMW World Heavyweight title around his waist and raises him arms high in the air as fireworks explode above the ring as the show ends.