Post by jth on Mar 5, 2011 17:39:49 GMT -8
Saturday Night Showdown
Honda Center
Anaheim, California
(Show begins with a taped message of NIWA Mr. CC regarding the actions of Ganondorf last week)
CC: Good evening ladies and gentlemen. (Crowd Boos seeing CC) Last week, we saw one of the most brutal attacks in this company’s history. (During the speech, the screen shows clips of the attack) Because of the attack, I have requested NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Drew McIntyre to not be here to tonight, and Drew reluctantly agreed. Also due to the attack, Ganondorf, who was originally scheduled to be in the 20 man Royal Rumble here tonight, has been removed. (Crowd Cheers) His spot will be filled in the upcoming match. Thank you.
Qualifying Match for the 20 Man Royal Rumble Match later in the evening
Captain Jack Sparrow vs. Jet Li
Tie up and Li is able to move Sparrow back to the corner and the referee wants a clean break and Li then backs off and then shoves Sparrow back in the takes a cheap shot at him with a kick to the midsection, Li gives many kicks to the body parts of Sparrow and then snaps him out of the corner to the mat and then gives a stiff to the back of Sparrow. Li then picks up Sparrow and starts chopping away at him knocking him back to the ropes and then whips him off, Sparrow ducks the backhand by Li and grabs Li from behind and drops Li with a Neck Breaker and now has control, Sparrow grabs Li and gives him a style of karate chops to the chest and knocks him back to the corner and then wrenches the arm and begins to climb up and walks the plank and comes off and drives the fist into the back taking Li down on all fours. Li gets to his feet and Sparrow gets him with a Mongolian Chop down to the mat and makes the cover and a 2 count. Sparrow picks up Li who breaks out and gives Sparrow a Tornado Kick to the back taking Sparrow down to all fours, Li then grabs Sparrow from behind and does a Reverse Suplex into a Stunner and makes the cover and only gets a 2 count. Li gets up and pounds away at the face of Sparrow and knocks him back, Sparrow though reverses the Irish Whip and gets Li off the ropes and drops Li with a Death Valley Driver off the ropes and both men are down, until Sparrow gets up, Li gets to his feet and misses wildly with a Roundhouse, which Sparrow takes advantage and grabs Li from behind and nails Li with the Pirates Plunge and makes the cover and gets the 3 and Captain Jack Sparrow has qualified for the 20 Man Royal Rumble Match, but where will he enter in the match? All that and the match will be determined.
(Mr. Clean is shown walking in the back and gets booed by the crowd he walks into the locker room and walks into Chuck Norris who the crowd goes crazy for)
Clean: Well, well. If it isn’t Chuck Norris…the man I humiliated at Night of Death. That must have been so embarrassing for you wasn’t it? But don’t worry, because that level of humiliation will be nothing compared to me eliminating you on way to winning the 20 man Royal Rumble tonight. (Crowd boos)
Norris: Say what ever you wish Clean, because the fact is this. You’re not going to Clash of the Titans to compete for the NIWA World Title, because I am. But by main goal tonight isn’t to win, it’s to make sure you don’t. (Crowd cheers)
Clean: A strategy like that will be your downfall tough guy. (Suddenly there is a clapping off camera and the camera pans out to show Blitz and the crowd boos again as Clean and Norris looks on)
Blitz: Wonderful…wonderful speeches. But there’s one little problem in both of your little crusades to win the Royal Rumble tonight. They’re both going to hit a big roadblock, and that roadblock…is me. (Boos) So believe in whatever pre-match garbage you two delight in, because I’m going to get my NIWA World Championship back. And there is no man that will get in my way and stop me.
(JTH then walks up behind him and gets cheered as well)
JTH: Don’t be sure of that my friend.
Blitz: (Laughs) Yeah, I said no man can stop me…you…you’re not that. You’re…a fluke. And the fact that you’re in this Rumble is a joke.
JTH: Bubby you can think whatever you want. But you, and the two of you had better never take JTH lightly, or you pay the ultimate price. Seeing me in the main event of Clash of the Titans. (Walks off)
Clean: That’s funny, well while the little kid is playing his own make-believe game, you ands I Norris will settle our little game tonight.
Norris: (Pounds his fist) Count on it! (Walks off and the crowd cheers)
(Meanwhile the EMW/NIWA Women’s Tag Team Champions The Vampire Slayers are at ringside to observe the upcoming number one contenders match)
Number One Contender’s Match for the EMW/NIWA Women’s Tag Team Championships
The Princesses vs. The Socialites
Daisy and Nicole starts the match and Nicole gets right in the face of Daisy and pushes her back which Daisy responds with a takedown and starts slamming Nicole’s head into the mat, Daisy then gives Nicole a big chop to the chest region and takes Nicole down to her knees, Daisy sends Nicole off the ropes and gives hard shove down and makes a cover and a 2 count. Daisy comes off the ropes and Paris nails her in the back of the head taking Daisy down to her knees and then gets to her feet and forearms Paris off the apron, but Nicole takes advantage and pulls Daisy down by the hair and then starts stomping away at her on the mat and then starts ridiculing the crowd getting booed. Nicole then picks up Daisy looking to bring her to their corner, but Daisy counters with a Back Suplex and takes both women are down. Both crawl to their corners and make the tags and Peach comes in and pushes Paris several times as she runs in, Peach then gives Paris a big slap to the chest knocking her back in the corner, Peach climbs up on Paris and starts the 10 punch count, during this Nicole tries to stop it, but gets tackled down by Daisy, Peach then drops down as Paris staggers out and Peach finishes Paris with a Giant Slap to the face knocking Paris down and Peach makes the cover and gets the 3 and The Princesses are the new number one contenders for the Women’s Tag Team Championships as The Vampire Slayers look on with looks on impressiveness.
(Screen then goes black and begins to build up the upcoming 20 Man Royal Rumble match with the winner going to the main event of Clash of the Titans II to compete for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for the 20 Man Royal Rumble Match. Now in this match, the participants who have drawn numbers 1 and 2 will enter the ring and the match will begin. Every 2 minutes, another NIWA Superstar will enter the match according to the number they drew. Elimination will occur by going over the top rope with both feet hitting the floor. The last individual in the ring after all 20 men have entered the match will be the winner and will go to the Clash of the Titans to challenge for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship.
(Sheik Abdul Bashir comes out to the ring and is getting booed heavily as he enters the ring and takes the mike from Finkle)
Bashir: The fact that I somehow managed to draw the number 1 entrant in this Royal Rumble is proof of the discrimination of NIWA…not just NIWA, but each and every one of you as well. (Crowd Boos) I am the greatest superstar in NIWA, but am never to showcase it by the bias actions of everyone else in this stupid company and country…
(Chuck Norris is entrant number 2 and he looks to shut Bashir up as he enters the ring to get the 20 Man Royal Rumble started)
20-Man Royal Rumble for a NIWA World Title shot at Clash of the Titans II
Bashir tries to get the crowd out of it early attacking Norris and knocking him back into the corner clubbing him in the back, Bashir then sends Norris into the opposite which Norris then comes out and knocks Bashir down with a hard double chop strike taking Bashir to the mat, Bashir gets to his feet and gets kicked with many combinations from Norris knocking him back to the corner, Norris looks to whip Bashir out of the corner, but Bashir grabs the top rope to hold his spot and then kicks Norris in the midsection and then picks up Norris and drops him on the top rope with a hangman. Bashir then grabs Norris and tries to lift him over the top rope on the side, but Norris holds his ground uses his foot to shove Bashir away, Bashir then misses the running fist and Norris drills Bashir with a straight back kick to the chest knocking Bashir on the ropes stunned, Norris then looks back at Bashir and drills him with the Norris Kick and Bashir goes over the ropes to the outside and Bashir is eliminated and Norris stands tall with about 45 seconds left until the next superstar comes out. Bashir is taken out of ringside with the crowd chanting “You Suck” at him as the clock continues to wind down and the third participant of the Royal Rumble is set to appear. 5...4...3...2...1.
Entrant #3 - Mr. Clean
The crowd is in shock as Mr. Clean is the third man in the Royal Rumble match as he comes out of the curtain with his head down looking distraught at the number he has drawn, but when he looks up and the camera zooms in on his face, it shows that it’s not Mr. Clean, it’s Fozzie Osbourne in Mr. Clean attire without his glasses as the crowd boos. Norris looks up at the ramp confused as the crowd is, but suddenly Mr. Clean comes out from behind the crowd behind Norris and gets in with Norris still distracted and low blows Norris from behind and Clean looks at the crowd in glee as the crowd boos while he shines the bald head. Clean starts punching Norris in the back of the head where Norris can’t defend himself as Clean gets in hard shots, and then a hard punt to the ribs and Norris is in serious trouble. Clean grabs Norris’ legs and then knees his in the groin again and the crowd is booing Clean heavily as Norris hasn’t been able to recover from the blind side attack. Clean picks up Norris and holds him by the face talking trash until Norris starts to come back with right hands and begins to gain the surge as the crowd comes alive until Clean rakes the eyes, but Norris gives a Roundhouse kick wild and drills Clean in the back of the head taking him down to all fours giving Norris time to collect himself. Norris goes for a Norris Kick on Clean as he gets to his feet which Clean blocks it and Clean counters with yet another low blow and the crowd is booing even more as Clean starts mocking Norris and then picks him up and drills him with a Clean Cut that Norris had no way to defend. Clean then drags Norris to the side of the ring and picks up Norris who is out cold, Clean then slowly lifts Norris over the ropes and dumps him to the outside and Chuck Norris has been eliminated thanks to a sneak attack and countless cheap shot by Mr. Clean and it seems that this is what Mr. Clean was talking about last week that he had bigger plans for Chuck Norris as Clean mocks Norris and the crowd as he has eliminated Chuck Norris from the Royal Rumble meaning Norris will not go to Clash of the Titans for the NIWA World Title as the clock ticks down for entrant number 4.
Entrant #4 - Luigi
Luigi gets in the ring and ducks under the right hand of Clean and starts pounding away at Clean and knocks him back to the ropes, Clean reverses the Irish Whip on Luigi and misses the clothesline that Luigi then comes back off the ropes and nails Clean with a Butt Bomb taking Clean down, Luigi then rams Clean into the corner and begins to climb up and begin starting a 10 punch count, but Clean back drops Luigi over the top rope and comes out of the corner not knowing that Luigi holds onto the apron and stays in the match, Luigi climbs to the top turnbuckle as Clean turns around and takes Clean down with a Diving Shoulder Block taking Clean down, Luigi picks up Clean kicks him in the gut and comes off the ropes looking for a Falling DDT, but Clean grabs Luigi coming him and lifts him up into a Inverted Atomic Drop stopping the momentum and then Clean clotheslines Luigi to the mat. Clean then rakes his shoe in the face of Luigi and then starts punking Luigi pushing him with his shoe while on the mat, Clean picks up Luigi and looks to eliminate him but Luigi holds onto the top rope as Clean tries to pull him off with Luigi elbowing Clean in the face several times getting Luigi out of it, Luigi comes off the ropes and takes Clean down with a Running Bulldog. Luigi rams Clean into the corner again and starts chopping and slapping away at the chest of Clean and follows it up with a Snapmare and a dropkick to the back of the head of Clean. Luigi picks up Clean looking to eliminate him, but Clean comes back with a knee to the midsection and then looks to go for the Clean Cut on Luigi, but Luigi shoves him back and Clean then turns around right into a Super Luigi Stunner taking Clean down and Luigi has a chance to eliminate Mr. Clean. Luigi tries to get Clean to a base and gets to the corner and begins to lift Clean off his feet and Luigi is getting closer to getting him up over the top as the clock counts down again for entrant number 5 to come out as Luigi is getting closer.
Entrant #5 - Waluigi
Waluigi gets in the ring and gives a jumping double fist to the back nailing Luigi before he can eliminate Mr. Clean and Clean falls back into the ring as the crowd boos as Waluigi starts punching away at Luigi on the ropes. Waluigi sends Luigi off the ropes and drills him with a dropkick to the chest taking him down and Waluigi starts taunting the crowd, Waluigi picks up Luigi and looks to eliminate him and gets Luigi up and over but Luigi pretzels the top rope as Waluigi tries to kick at the knees, but then Clean comes from behind and clubs Waluigi in the back and then pulls him down by the head and Luigi lands on the apron and rolls back in, Clean gives Waluigi a headlock punch a knocking him back in the corner and Clean starts driving the knee into the ribs, Luigi then gets up and drives the elbow into the back of Clean stopping his attack and then Waluigi gives Clean a right hand and soon Luigi and Waluigi are trading right hands on Clean knocking him back and forth until Luigi then gives Clean an Inverted Atomic Drop of his own and Waluigi Clean from behind with a Flashback Slam and the two look at each other. Waluigi goes through the ropes to the top turnbuckle while Luigi lifts up Clean in the Electric Chair position and Waluigi comes off the top with their version of the Mushroom Surprise taking Clean down as the crowd pops for it. Waluigi gets to his feet and basks in his feet, but has his back turned to Luigi who then grabs Waluigi and throws Waluigi over the top rope to the outside and Waluigi is eliminated and Waluigi is throwing a fit on the outside Luigi swerved him as Luigi gave an “Oh Well” gesture with Clean still down. Luigi picks up Clean and looks for a Pipe Bomb attempt, but Clean shoves himself away and goes to the mat, Luigi comes back at Clean who then takes Luigi down with a Leg Sweep. Clean gets to his feet and starts stomping away at the back of Luigi as the clock winds down again looking for entrant number 6 as Clean starts choking Luigi.
Entrant #6 - James Bond
Bond takes Clean down with a Double Leg Takedown and starts punching away at the weakest of the two men in the ring and continues to pound away at him, Luigi gets to his feet and Bond grabs him from behind and connects with a High Angle Back Drop taking Luigi back down. Cleans gets up in the corner and Bond begins chopping away at the chest of Clean taking the air out of him, Clean then reverses the Irish Whip on Bond to the opposite corner and Clean runs in going for a Body Splash, but Bond moves and Clean comes out and Bond grabs Clean from behind and connects with a Release German Suplex. Luigi then clubs Bond in the back and tries for an Irish Whip, but Bond spins into it and turns it into a Belly to Belly Suplex taking Luigi down and Bond is looking to finish someone off, Bond turns to Clean and puts him in the Ankle Lock and Clean starts tapping out trying to get Bond to let go of the hold but Bond doesn’t, Luigi then comes off the ropes and nails Bond with the Butt Bomb taking Bond down and finally wearing down the fresh man, Luigi starts stomping away at both men trying to keep them both down on the mat. Luigi then sends Bond off the ropes and goes for a Back Body Flip Slam, but Bond turns it into a Sunset Flip and Bond grabs the ankle and turns it into the Ankle Lock onto Luigi as Luigi tries to grab the ropes but Bond pulls him away. Clean then runs at Bond who lets go of Luigi and back elbows Clean to the mat and then Bond grabs Luigi’s ankle again and locks it on again and Luigi grabs the ropes and pulls himself up climbing up the ropes one by one until Bond pulls him right off back to the middle of the ring as the clock counts down to entrant number 7.
Entrant #7 - Mario
Mario runs in the ring and quickly grabs Bond from behind and drops him with a Reverse DDT and starts stomping away at Bond on the mat trying to buy Luigi some time to recover, Clean runs at Mario and gets taken down with a right hand, Mario then rams Clean into the buckle and gives him a throat thrust and then brings him out with a Bulldog, Bond then grabs Mario from behind and goes for another Back Drop, but Mario lands on his feet and does the same thing to Bond picking him up and takes him to the corner and places him on it and gets him in the Tree of Woe and starts stomping away at Bond in the corner as Luigi gets to his feet, Luigi comes in gingerly and gives a dropkick to Bond in the chest and the force takes Bond out of the woe to the mat. Clean turns Mario around and bitchslaps Mario in the face which soon afterwards Luigi grabs Clean from behind and the Marios connect with a Falling Neck Breaker Bomb on Clean taking him down and the Mario begin celebrating. Luigi then sets up Clean in the middle of the ring as Mario heads to the top turnbuckle looking for the Mushroom Stomp, but Bond gets back up and shoves Luigi into the ropes causing the corner to shake and Mario slips and straddles the corner and comes down as Bond wails away at Luigi and takes him down to the mat. Bond continues to stomp away at Luigi on the mat while Clean gets to his feet and starts choking Mario in the corner with his foot. Clean during Bond’s attack picks up Mario ands sends him hard into the opposite corner and Mario goes down to the mat again and Clean mounts Mario punching away at the face as the clock counts down again as the crowd awaits number 8.
Entrant #8 - Jerry Lynn
Jerry Lynn enters the ring and goes after the weakest man Mr. Clean and dropkicks him in the side of the head taking him down, Bond then tries to attack Lynn and sends him off the ropes and Lynn comes back with a Cross Body, Clean then sends Lynn off the ropes and Lynn counters Clean’s Monkey Toss attempt with an Arm Drag takedown and then drops a knee to the side of the head of Clean as Lynn gets to his feet, he’s grabbed from behind by Bond and nailed with the Secret Agent Slam and stuns on the mat as Luigi gets to his feet limping by the ropes, Bond runs at Luigi and clotheslines him over the ropes to the outside hitting the floor and Luigi has been eliminated leaving 4 men in the ring again. Clean has jumped on Lynn trying to continue the ware down of the Junior Heavyweight Champion while Bond picks up Mario and goes for another Secret Agent Slam, but Mario slips behind and kicks Bond in the ribs and looks to go for the Pipe Bomb and lifts Bond up, but Bond gets back to his feet and then runs Mario back and both men go over the top rope, but both men stay on the apron and both quickly zip back in the ring avoiding disaster, Clean nails Lynn with a T-Bone Suplex while Mario and Bond begin trading shots with Bond getting the upper hand, Bond sends Mario off the ropes and a Drop Toe Hold and Bond quickly turns it into the Ankle Lock, but Mario rolls into it and Bond goes throat first into the middle rope, Mario comes off the ropes looking for an attack on Bond, but Clean intercepts Mario and nails Mario with a Falling Neck Slam to mat and Clean wiggles the phalanges over Mario’s head. Clean then grabs Lynn and throws him over the ropes, but Lynn hangs unknown to Clean who is waiting for Mario to get his feet, Lynn jumps on the top rope and comes off with a Dropkick to the back of the head as Mario gets to his feet and Mario kicks Clean in the gut and nails him with the Super Mario Stunner and Clean falls to the mat and rolls to the outside but is not eliminated from the match, Lynn and Mario then give Bond a double clothesline down to the mat as he gets to his feet as Mario heads over to the corner for a breather as Lynn punches away at Bond as entrant number 9 is about to head down to the ring.
Entrant #9 - The Crow
Crow runs in and ducks under both Mario and Lynn and comes off the ropes and takes both down with a flying clothesline, Crow then grabs Mario and hits him with a Gutwrench Side Slam keeping him on the mat, Crow then turns to Lynn and pounds at the Junior Heavyweight Champion and sends him off the ropes who counters Crow with a Running Tornado DDT taking both men down. Lynn then heads to the top turnbuckle looking to nail Crow again, but Bond gets to his feet and runs at the corner trying to knock Lynn off, but Lynn jumps over Bond landing on his feet and then drills Bond with a standing ensiguri taking Bond down again. Lynn begins stomping away at Bond on the mat while Mario has Crow in the corner chopping away at the chest, while Mario nails Crow with a Back Body Flip Slam Lynn is attempting to eliminate Bond in the corner who though gets out with punches to face getting out and Bond then clotheslines Lynn to the mat. Bond turns to Mario who is looking to nail Crow with a Stunner as he gets to his feet, Bond then grabs Mario from behind and gives him a Release German Suplex taking Mario, when Crow gets to his feet and he grabs Bond from behind and tries to throw him over the ropes, but Bond holds onto the top rope and stays on the apron, Crow then starts punching away at Bond still on the apron, but Bond blocks the right hand and gives one back and gets in the ring, Bond then takes Crow down with a chop block which Lynn is ready for Bond and kicks him in the gut going for the Cradle Piledriver, Bond though slips out and goes for the Secret Agent Slam that Lynn counters out and Lynn then hooks the arms of Bond and drives Bond into the mat with a Tiger Bomb taking Bond down. Mario then goes to eliminate Crow on the ropes while Lynn begins to do the same with Bond as the clock counts down for entrant number 10 as we’ve reached the halfway point.
Entrant #10 - Wario
Wario runs in and immediately attacks Mario from behind allow Crow to get out from elimination, Wario then attacks Lynn the same way as Wario is trying to clean house, Wario sends Lynn into the opposite corner and Lynn comes out and gets a hard forearm strike to the face down, Wario then gets to his feet and runs at Bond in the corner and gives him a Body Splash taking Bond down to the mat also. Wario then begins attacking Mario with face and body shots trying to gain the edge and sets Mario up for the Garlic Bomb as he taunts the crowd, Wario lifts him up and looks to Powerbomb him out of the ring, but Mario grabs the ropes and goes over the ropes also and hits the floor while Mario holds on while Wario is quickly eliminated and Wario can’t believe it and starts grabbing Mario’s leg and Mario kicking Wario in the face repeatedly, until Mr. Clean who had been on the outside the whole time gets back in the ring and runs at Mario and gives him a big forearm shot knocking him off the apron and to the floor and Mario is now also eliminated. Clean who has now recover from the stunner is in the ring and starts jumping and attacking Lynn with mounted punches, Crow then attacks Clean with right hands trying to wear down Clean again, but Clean counters back with another Leg Sweep and Clean now starts punching away at Crow as well. Clean is trying to eliminate Crow who is holding on to everything he can get his hands on and holds on until Lynn attacks Clean from behind and begins to pound away at Clean in the corner, Lynn pulls out Clean and goes for Snap Suplex, but Clean counters and turns it into a Front Suplex of his own as the clock begins counting down to entrant number 11 in the Royal Rumble Match.
Entrant #11 - The Punisher
Punisher comes in and starts up on Lynn on the mat and starts stomping away at him, Punisher then pounds away at Clean in the corner and until Clean comes back with a poke to the eyes and then rams Punisher in the corner and starts choking him with his foot. Bond has Crow in an Armbar on the mat while Lynn then attacks Clean from behind and sends Clean into the opposite corner and runs in and Clean gets his foot up and then throws Lynn into the corner, Punisher then grabs Clean from behind and trying to lock on the Interrogator, but Clean mule kicks him to get out but Lynn quickly reacts and nails Clean down with a Snap DDT. Lynn heads over to Bond and stomps on the back of his head making him let go of the Armbar on Crow and takes Bond down with a Fireman’s Carry and comes off the ropes and drops a leg to Bond, Crow and Punisher are now fighting back and forth on each other with Crow then getting Punisher over the ropes who holds on and gets back in the ring, Clean gets to his feet and grabs Lynn from behind and gives him an Atomic Drop knocking onto the ropes, Clean then looks to eliminate him but Lynn pulls down the top rope and Clean goes over the ropes but holds on staying on the apron and Lynn tries to push him out with his foot and one foot touches by Clean but is able to slide back in not eliminated. Lynn looks to nail Clean with a Cradle Piledriver, but Clean counters it into a Alabama Slam takedown, Bond gets to his feet and knocks Clean down to the mat and then Bond looks to eliminate Lynn attack his attack on him moments ago, Lynn is almost out when Lynn head scissors Bond which forces Bond to let go and get away saving Lynn, Lynn then is on the apron looking for a top rope attack but Bond counters with a clothesline down with the only 2 up being Punisher and Crow who are still going at it as the clock winds down again for now entrant number 12.
Entrant #12 - Jackie Chan
Chan gets on the top turnbuckle coming in and comes off with a Jumping Kick to the chest to Clean taking him down, Chan then blocks and dodges punches from Bond and gives a rapid kick combination taking Bond down as well, Punisher though stops Chan with a kick to the gut and tries to eliminate him, but Chan reverses it and throws Punisher over the ropes which Punisher holds on and stays on the apron, but Chan then gives Punisher a hard Roundhouse and knocks Punisher to the floor and The Punisher is eliminated, Chan wails away at The Crow next and sends him off the ropes, but Crow counters with his springboard Moonlight Moonsault taking Chan down, Bond stomps away at Lynn while Clean is down in the corner trying to recoup. Crow is shown choking Chan on the bottom rope while Bond picks up Lynn and attempts to throws him out again, but Lynn elbows Bond in the midsection turns the tables getting Bond up in the air but a right hand gets him back down to the mat and follows it up with a double leg takedown. Crow comes off the ropes and jumps at the back of Chan on the ropes taking him down and Clean then takes advantage of Crow from behind and drills him with a Clean Sweep down to the mat, Clean turns around and wiggles the phalanges at the crowd getting booed, but Chan gets to his feet and gives Clean a roundhouse to the side of the head taking Clean down to his knees, Chan starts giving Clean palm strikes to Clean knocks him back on the ropes, Clean though spins into the Irish Whip and lands with a Hip Toss Slam onto Chan, meanwhile Bond has the Ankle Lock applied on Jerry Lynn until Mr. Clean grabs him while he can’t defend himself and nails him with a Clean Cut and all 5 men are down in the ring when the clock counts down awaiting number 13 to enter the match.
Entrant #13 - Blitz
Blitz gets in the ring and immediately grabs Lynn as he gets up and throws him over to the floor and the Junior Heavyweight Champion is eliminated and Blitz wipes the brow of head as if he just worked hard to do it, Blitz then heads over to The Crow who is starting to get his feet after the Clean Sweep and Blitz grabs him from behind and lifts him over the ropes and he hits the floor also and The Crow is also eliminated and Blitz has eliminated 2 men in 15 seconds. Blitz is celebrating his feat when Mr. Clean then stands right behind him and Blitz turns around and gets a bitchslap to the face catching him off guard, and Clean who has been in the match for 20 minutes now starts pounding away at Blitz, Blitz then reverses the Irish Whip and ducks too early which Clean comes off the ropes and catches Blitz and knees him in the face knocking him back, Clean then goes for the Clean Cut on Blitz but Blitz shoves to the ropes and drills Clean with a boot to the face coming off the ropes. Blitz then heads to the corner where Chan is and Chan starts kicking at Blitz in the midsection trying to him back and then starts chopping at the chest, Chan then takes Blitz to the corner and looks for a Monkey Flip out of the corner, but Blitz counters running out and nailing Chan with a Reverse Elbow taking Chan down hard. Blitz then heads to Bond and grabs him from behind which Bond spins behind Blitz and nails a German Suplex and holds on looking for a second German, but Blitz spins around like Bond did and turns it into the Pumphandle Backbreaker taking Bond down as well and Blitz lays back on the corner collecting himself, Blitz then grabs Bond looking to get him out of the match, but Bond is able to hold on onto the top rope long enough for Chan to get to his feet and club Blitz in the back, Blitz gives a right hand to Chan who blocks it and front rolls Blitz with him and gives him a straight kick to the face taking him down to the mat in unique offense, Bond and Chan start double teaming Blitz on the mat while Clean is down in the corner as Bond and Chan are trading chops at Blitz as entrant number 14 is about to enter the match.
Entrant #14 - Link
Link comes in and gives a Avalanche Body Splash to Blitz knocking Blitz down and then gives Chan a Spinning Back Hand knocking him back, Link then sends Chan off the ropes and connects with a Flapjack taking Chan down to the mat. Link then goes to Bond and starts choking away at him in the corner, Clean now up to his feet looks to eliminate Blitz in the corner and gets closer to doing so when Chan gets up and kicks Clean in the ribs and takes Clean down, but Blitz on the apron gives Chan a hangman on the top rope and Blitz rolls back into the ring. Link now has Bond in the corner and is looking for a Tornado DDT, but Bond hurls Link off and Link pancakes the mat, Link gets up and Bond clotheslines him down repeated times, Bond then looks for one more, but Link grabs Bond and turns it into a Side Effect Slam. Clean in the corner puts Blitz on the turnbuckle and looks for his Huracanrana, but Blitz grabs Clean’s feet and shoves him off with Clean landing back on his feet, Blitz then comes off looking for an Axe Handle, but Clean extends his knee and Blitz lands right on it for a Atomic Drop and Clean knocks him down with a right and Clean then rubs the bald head in Blitz’s face, Clean though turns around right into a Snap Huracanrana by Chan taking him down as well. The only remaining action left is Link trying to eliminate Bond in the corner with Bond holding onto the ropes on each side and kicking Link in the chest getting him back as the clock winds down and entrant 15 is ready to come as we’re getting down to the niddy griddy.
Entrant #15 - Zangief
Zangief comes in and clotheslines Bond inside out taking him down, Zangief then grabs Clean and lifts him up over his head and plants him down with a Military Slam, Chan is then shown with a seen on the middle turnbuckle and comes off with a Cross Body, but Zangief catches him and drops him with a Falling Front Slam to the mat and Zangief gets up and flexes to the crowd, Zangief turns around and gets a Spinning Backhand by Link knocking slightly off balance, Link then gives him a Double Knee Lift knocking Zangief back, Link then comes off the ropes, but Zangief shakes it off and comes right behind him and boots Link in the face as he hits the ropes and Link goes over the top rope to the outside and hits the floor and Link is eliminated and Link is out like a light from that big boot. Zangief then picks up Clean over his shoulder is looking for a high impact move, but Bond dropkicks the back of Zangief’s leg and Zangief falls to the mat and Bond and Clean starts double teaming Zangief on the mat and pick up the big man and send him off the ropes, but Zangief gives both men a jumping Body Attack taking both men down, but Blitz then comes from behind and connects with an All Out Blitz taking Zangief down and Blitz then tries to get the others to come too to try and eliminate Zangief, but he can’t get anybody up as Zangief begins to get to his feet and Blitz knows he’s all alone and Blitz rolls out of the ring unnoticed so Zangief is unaware of who attacked him, Zangief then sees Chan getting to his feet and thinks that he did it and grabs Chan and pulls him in and tries for a clothesline, but Chan ducks under and starts kicking at the legs of Zangief who then grabs Chan by the throat with both hands, and Blitz then runs back in the ring and gives Zangief a chop block taking Zangief down to one knee, and Chan and Blitz then try and eliminate Zangief together, then Bond and Clean join in as all four men try to eliminate the big man, but Zangief powers out and hurls all 4 men back, Blitz is the only man to get back to his feet and runs into a big boot to the face and takes Blitz down as entrant number 16 is about to enter the ring as Zangief is the only man standing in the ring.
Entrant #16 - “Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH
JTH gets in the ring and stares down Zangief who gets right in his face to show the clear height difference, JTH ducks under the right hand of Zangief and starts chopping away at Zangief doing little damage to the big man who just pie faces JTH back, JTH ducks under Zangief and comes off the ropes and gives a forearm shot to Zangief dazing him and JTH does so again inflicting a bit more damage, JTH comes off the ropes again and runs into the boot of Zangief taking JTH down. Zangief then grabs JTH looking for the Russian National Slam on him, but Link suddenly reenters the ring with a steel chair and drills Zangief in the back making him let go of JTH, Link then smacks him again, Zangief then turns around and Link decks him in the face knocking Zangief back on the ropes, Link then takes chair and uses it as a battering ram and drills Zangief in the face and knocks Zangief over the ropes and to the outside and Link has eliminated Zangief from the match. After so, Link then grabs Zangief and puts him in the Triforce Lock and wrenches away at Zangief as referees try to get Link off of him and Link finally lets go and Link then spits on Zangief as he walks back to the locker room and is getting booed as Zangief is still down on the outside. Meanwhile Clean has come to and is punching away at JTH knocking him back to the corner and sends him to the opposite corner and Clean runs in for a Running Shoulder Tackle, but JTH moves and rams the ring post and comes out and JTH kicks Clean and nails him with a DDT. Bond then grabs JTH from behind and goes for the Secret Agent Slam, but JTH blocks it and spins around and drops Bond with a Fall Back Slam, and JTH gets to his feet but gets grabbed from behind by Blitz and gets drilled with a Roll the Dice taking him down. Blitz begins working on trying to eliminate Chan on the ropes and entrant number 17 is about to enter.
Entrant #17 - Fozzie Osbourne
Fozzie gets in the ring and starts attacking James Bond as Mr. Clean gets to his feet as well and both men start stomping at Bond in the corner and the two men high five each other, the two men then grab Blitz from behind and connect with a Double Back Drop taking him down and the only left staggering is JTH who is getting to his feet, JTH though punching Fozzie down to the mat coming in and tries to fight back at Clean, but Fozzie gets back to the his feet and attacks JTH from behind and Clean nails him with Spinebuster, Fozzie raises Clean’s hand and the crowd is booing until Clean pulls Fozzie in and nails a Clean Cut on him out of nowhere and Clean just shakes his head at him. Clean then looks to eliminate Fozzie, but Chan kicks Clean square in the face taking him down leaving only Chan as JTH gets to his feet and Chan and JTH are the only two standing. The two men start trading shots with each other and Chan begins to get the upper hand and knocks JTH back on the ropes, Chan sends JTH off the ropes and nails JTH in the face with a Spinning Back Kick taking him down. Chan then grabs JTH and throws him over the ropes and JTH holds on, Chan comes in and JTH headbutts Chan in the midsection backing Chan off, JTH quickly runs up to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a Axe Handle landing on Chan taking him down. Now all 6 men are fighting each other with Bond attacking Fozzie still down on the mat, Blitz is punching away at Mr. Clean in the corner trying to eliminate him unable to do so, and JTH is trying to eliminate Chan with no success either and Chan kicks JTH in the midsection and JTH goes down preventing elimination at the moment and the clock counts down and number 18 is ready to enter.
Entrant #18 - Johnny Bravo
Bravo gets in the ring and goes right for Mr. Clean who is using the ropes to get to his feet and gets him over the ropes, but holds onto the top and stays on the apron while Bravo kicks away at Clean trying to knock him off though Clean is barely able to and gets back in the ring. Bravo then clotheslines Clean down and then flexes the bicep and drops the elbow across the chest of Clean getting a good reaction. Blitz then kicks Bravo in the gut and pounds him back into the corner and drives the shoulder into the ribs of the freshest man in the match, meanwhile Chan is again trying to eliminate JTH who holds onto the both sides of the ropes in the corner and then head scissors Chan’s throat getting Chan to let go and then takes Chan down with a reverse elbow to the chest. Bond is seen ramming Fozzie’s head into the turnbuckle repeated times and then trying to get Fozzie out who counters with a rake to the face getting Bond back and then takes Bond down with a Neck Breaker. Bravo who has turned the tables on Blitz is now giving Blitz short arm clotheslines in the corner and then gets Blitz and on the ropes, but Clean gets to his feet and lifts Bravo up in the air making Bravo play defense now and elbows Clean away but allows Blitz to punch Bravo in the face to get him back, Blitz then gets back in the ring and gives Bravo a Bulldog down to the mat, Clean though quickly grabs Blitz from behind and nails him with another Atomic Drop taking Blitz down to all fours, at the same time JTH hits Chan with a X Factor Facebuster taking Chan down to the mat also as the action is heating up. Fozzie then grabs JTH and Irish Whips and JTH’s momentum runs him into Bravo and JTH bounces off Bravo and to the mat with the force and Fozzie then starts working on Chan, Clean is working on Bravo’s face soon afterwards and Bond is stomping away at the legs of Blitz as the clock winds down as we’re down to 2 more entrants to enter starting with this man at number 19.
Entrant #19 - Captain Jack Sparrow
Sparrow runs in and goes after Chan on the mat and picks him up and gives him a Mongolian Chop knocking him back to the corner, Sparrow then grabs Chan’s legs and pulls him down and falls back sending Chan’s face into the bottom turnbuckle and stuns Chan on the mat and Sparrow stomps away at Chan continuing to wear him down. Fozzie and Clean are working together again to try and eliminate Bravo on the ropes, but Bravo starts to fight back and knocks Clean down with a right fist and Fozzie kicks Bravo in the midsection and tries for a Piledriver on Bravo, but Bravo Back Body Drops Fozzie and Fozzie goes over the ropes to the floor ands Fozzie Osbourne is eliminated now and Clean immediately attacks Bravo and gets him over the ropes, Fozzie then grabs Bravo’s leg holding him still and Clean runs in to nail Bravo, but JTH comes in and takes Clean down with a Lou Thesz Press and starts punching away at Clean and allows Bravo to shove Fozzie back into the guardrail with his foot and Bravo gets back in the ring still in the match. Sparrow continues the attack on Chan choking away at him while Bond is seen chopping away at Blitz on the ropes and sends him off and Bond connects with Belly to Belly Suplex, JTH now has a hold of Clean’s legs who has been in the match for 30 minutes now and JTH gives him a Clean like stomp to the midsection, JTH then looks for the Wrestlemania Lock, but Clean punches away at the face of JTH and gets out of it and gets to his feet, JTH though comes right back with a European Uppercut and follows it up with a Fameasser taking Clean down again. The action has eased up as the clock winds down for the 20th and final man to enter the Royal Rumble Match.
Entrant #20 - Peter Pan
Pan gets on the apron and jumps onto the top ropes off and lands a Springboard Crossbody onto Blitz getting up and then runs in on JTH and gives him a Monkey Flip taking him down as well, Pan then give Flying Splashes to Clean in the corner and then to Bond who is working on Chan in another corner and Pan is looking red hot and the crowd is behind him. Pan though turns around and gets kicked in the ribs by Sparrow who then wrenches the arm and climbs up the turnbuckle and begins walking the plank on the top rope, but Pan bumps the rope and Sparrow straddles the top rope and hangs there, Pan then jumps on the middle next to the turnbuckle and gives a Springboard Dropkick to the back of Sparrow’s head and Sparrow falls to the outside and Sparrow has been eliminated by Peter Pan. Pan then starts work on Clean who has back to his feet and Pan works over at the chest of Clean who looks out of it, Pan then comes off the ropes and runs right into a Samoan Drop counter by Pan and both men are down. Chan is now working on Bond with the stiff kicks working all over and Chan then goes for a final kick that Bond catches and turns it into the Ankle Lock, but Chan uses his strength and spins flipping Bond making him let go, Chan gives Bond some more kicks followed up by a palm strike to Bond and looks for the Rush Hour Brainbuster, but Bond blocks it and then gets Chan in position for the Secret Agent Slam with Chan trying to fight out, but Bond gets Chan up and flips Chan over the ropes to the floor and Jackie Chan has been eliminated, but in a split second Blitz runs in and gets Bond caught off guard and dumps Bond over the ropes as well and James Bond has now also been eliminated. Blitz mocks Bond on the outside and then turns around and gets a hard forearm shot by Bravo knocking him down. JTH turns Bravo around and chops and punches away at the face of Bravo, Bravo then reverses the Irish Whip on JTH who ducks under the forearm shot and comes off the ropes and takes Bravo down with a Flying Forearm of his own. JTH then nips up and looks for the Wrestlemania Kick on Bravo, but Clean tries for the Clean Sweep, but JTH mule kicks Clean and JTH then comes off the ropes and takes Clean down with a Flying Forearm as well with JTH nip upping again. JTH gets up and crotch chops Clean and then turns back and looks for the Wrestlemania Kick on Bravo, but Bravo catches him with one arm and then flexes with the other and nails JTH down with a hard clothesline. Bravo gets to his feet and starts flexing to the crowd again as Peter Pan is seen on the top turnbuckle and comes off as Bravo turns around and takes Bravo down with a Missile Dropkick and Pan looks to nail him with his finisher. Pan heads to the top turnbuckle again looking for You Can Fly, but Blitz gets to his feet and runs at the corner which Pan jumps over Blitz landing on his feet, but Blitz garbs Pan and throws him over the ropes but Pan holds on and stays on the apron, Blitz runs at Pan who slides under Blitz and comes off the ropes and runs at Blitz but Blitz sidesteps him and throws him hard over the ropes and Pan can’t grab anything and falls to the floor and Peter Pan has been eliminated and we are down to 4 men left. JTH is still down as well as Mr. Clean in the corner as Bravo gets to his feet and gives Blitz a hard right hand and knocks Blitz back and Blitz is now teetering on the ropes as Bravo comes to him and Bravo looks to get Blitz out, but Blitz starts to shift his weight both men are starting to get each other up on one foot, suddenly Mr. Clean gets up apparently playing possum and runs over and dumps both Bravo and Blitz over the top rope and both men are eliminated and we are down to Mr. Clean and JTH in the Royal Rumble as Clean looks over at JTH still on the mat. Clean begins to picks up JTH and knocks him down with a hard right hand. Clean then picks up JTH again and starts talking trash to him and gives a couple bitchslaps and then throws him over the ropes with JTH hanging on but Clean thinks he is out and starts celebrating until JTH skins the cat back in the ring, JTH then waits for Clean to turns around and goes for the Wrestlemania Kick that gets blocked and Clean has a shocked look on his face and spins JTH around and nails him with the Clean Cut and Clean then begins to struggle to his feet when Chuck Norris runs down to the ring and gets in the ring and gives Clean the Norris Kick knocking Clean down and Norris gets his retribution from earlier in the evening and Norris leaves the ring with both men down in the ring. After about a minute delay both men start to get to their feet and Clean uses the ropes to get himself up and JTH gets up also and JTH sees Clean on the ropes distracted and Clean slowly turns around and JTH gives Clean the Wrestlemania Kick and Clean falls over the ropes and hits the floor and Mr. Clean has been eliminated and “Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH has won the 20 man Royal Rumble and thus has earned a NIWA World Heavyweight Championship match versus Drew McIntyre at Clash of the Titans II. Mr. Clean gets to his feet in disgust as he looks up and Chuck Norris is standing on the ramp way with satisfaction as he walks away as JTH poses to the crowd doing vintage HBK poses as he knows now he will compete for the NIWA World Title at Clash of the Titans.
Quick Results:
Captain Jack Sparrow defeated Jet Li via pinfall to qualify for the final of the 20 Man Royal Rumble later in the evening
The Princesses defeated The Socialites via Peach pinning Paris Hilton to become the number one contenders for the NIWA/EMW Women’s tag Team Championships
“Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH won the 20 Man Royal Rumble Match to earn a NIWA World Heavyweight Championship Match at Clash of the Titans II
20 Man Royal Rumble Entry Order
1 Sheik Abdul Bashir
2 Chuck Norris
3 Mr. Clean
4 Luigi
5 Waluigi
6 James Bond
7 Mario
8 Jerry Lynn
9 The Crow
10 Wario
11 The Punisher
12 Jackie Chan
13 Blitz
14 Link
15 Zangief
16 “Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH
17 Fozzie Osbourne
18 Johnny Bravo
19 Captain Jack Sparrow
20 Peter Pan
Order of Elimination
1 Sheik Abdul Bashir eliminated by Chuck Norris
2 Chuck Norris eliminated Mr. Clean
3 Waluigi eliminated by Luigi
4 Luigi eliminated by James Bond
5 Wario eliminated by Mario
6 Mario eliminated by Mr. Clean
7 The Punisher eliminated by Jackie Chan
8 Jerry Lynn eliminated by Blitz
9 The Crow eliminated by Blitz
10 Link eliminated by Zangief
11 Zangief eliminated by Link illegally
12 Fozzie Osbourne eliminated by Johnny Bravo
13 Captain Jack Sparrow eliminated by Peter Pan
14 Jackie Chan eliminated by James Bond
15 James Bond eliminated by Blitz
16 Peter Pan eliminated by Blitz
17 Blitz eliminated by Mr. Clean
18 Johnny Bravo eliminated by Mr. Clean
19 Mr. Clean eliminated by JTH