Post by theoc71 on Mar 3, 2011 0:12:06 GMT -8
EMW Starlets
Thursday March 3rd, 2011
Charleston Civic Center
Charleston, West Virginia
The show begins with a video package highlighting the Starlets action from last Sunday's Fight For Survival Mega Event where Alissa Flash regained the EMW World Women's Championship against Olivia Munn in a Steel Cage Match, Crimson Viper making an unexpected EMW debut as she was the Sole Survivor in the Traditional 5 vs. 5 Fight For Survival Tag Team Elimination Match. The video concludes with highlights of the Trish Stratus vs. Lita match that main evented the night in their farewell match.
EMW Owner Theo Clardy arrives on the entrance stage and makes his way to the ring to a great ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Owner and Founder of EMW...THEO CLARDY!
Clardy enters the ring and then Garcia hands Clardy the microphone and Clardy addresses the crowd.
Clardy: How's it going, Charleston?! (Crowd cheers) Now as you all know, due to the retirements of Trish Stratus and Lita, Starlets is without a General Manager. Now, I had some time to think about who I should have as EMW Starlets General Manager. Then during the weekend, I got a phone call from someone from my past in NGW. This person told me that all the problems that occurred in NGW are in the past and this person asked to be the new Starlets General Manager for a fresh start in our relationship...I had time to think about it and come to the conclusion that this person does have the skills to be the EMW Starlets General Manager. So ladies and gentlemen, introducing the new EMW Starlets General Manager...JILL VALENTINE!
Jill Valentine arrives on the entrance stage and looks around the entire crowd before she makes her way to the ring as she gets a mixed reaction of cheers and boos from the crowd. Jill Valentine enters the ring. Clardy then shook Jill's hand and hands her the microphone before Jill addresses the crowd.
Valentine: Well I guess if you are an NGW fan, hell has frozen over! Clardy and Valentine back together again! Now I know the last time it happened in NGW it didn't end so well. But people change and I can change. Me being the EMW Starlets General Manager will be a new beginning for me. You will have my word that what happened at NGW won't happen here in EMW. I will give the EMWNation the best matches that only EMW Starlets can deliver and tonight will be no different as in this very ring tonight in our main event, the new EMW World Heavyweight Champion "The Future Legend" Alissa Flash will defend the championship against a woman that came so close to being the EMW Starlets Champion last Sunday...BLACK CAT!
Jill's music hits again as she and Theo shook hands and then Clardy raises Jill's hand before they leave the ring and head to the back.
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A graphic is shown promoting the match made by new EMW Starlets General Manager Jill Valentine as "The Future Legend" Alissa Flash takes on the Black Cat for the EMW World Women's Championship later tonight.
Kelly Bundy def. Candy Cane via pinfall after the Bundy Bounce. During the match, it was described that this match marks Kelly Bundy's return from an injury that has kept her out for about 4 months.
In the parking lot, the remaining members of Stratusfaction (Olivia Munn, "Ms. Money In The Bank" Megan Fox, EMW Starlets Champion Katy Perry, Angelina Jolie, Sasha Grey & Original Sin (Sgt. Clemets & Rowdy Reiko)) arrived and head to the arena. Sara Jean Underwood then arrives and approaches them for an interview.
Underwood: Ladies, it seems that eventhough Trish Stratus is gone from EMW, it looks like Stratusfaction is still in tact.
Munn: Sara, after last Sunday we will no longer be known as Stratusfaction, we have formed a new group and this group will usher in a new era for the EMW Starlets! The difference between this group and Stratusfaction, we don't have room for dead weight holding us back!
Suddenly, Fox, Perry, Jolie and Grey attacked Original Sin from behind out of nowhere! The rest of Hollywood Evolution continue to stomp away at Original Sin and then Fox hits the Perfect Ending on Rowdy Reiko on the concrete. Grey and Perry put Clemets on the hood of the limo that they arrived in. Munn then climbs up on top of the roof of the limo and picked up Clemets and hits the A.O.T.C. on the hood of the limo. Munn then climbs down from the hood of the limo and then approaches Underwood and then speaks.
Munn: What you saw was a brief example of what's to come and after tonight, all will be revealed!
Munn, Fox, Perry, Grey & Jolie leaves as Underwood checks on Original Sin and calls for help.
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Back from commercial, a replay is shown from before the commercial break of Olivia Munn, Fox, Katy Perry, Sahsa Grey & Angelina Jolie brutal surprise attack on their now former teammates Original Sin in the parking lot. We then go to footage of both members of Original Sin being loaded up in an ambulance and being driven out of the arena to the nearest medical facility.
In the ring, Emma Frost & Lady Gaga are already in the ring with Lady Gaga's theme playing in the background as Lillian Garcia is ready to make the introductions for the next match.
Garcia: The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, in the ring at a combined weight of 242 pounds, the team of LADY GAGA AND EMMA FROST!
Gaga and Frost posed for the crowd as they await Carmen Electra and her mystery partner.
Carmen Electra and her mystery partner, PAMELA ANDERSON! Arrive on the entrance stage in their trademark Baywatch swimsuits as the make their way to the ring as the camera runs their entrance in slow motion as the crowd gives them a great ovation of cheers.
Garcia: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 225 pounds...CARMEN ELECTRA...PAMELA ANDERSON...BAYWATCH!
Baywatch arrived in the ring and posed for the crowd before they looked at their opponents and then they bell rings to start the match.
Baywatch (Carmen Electra & Pamela Anderson) def. Emma Frost & Lady Gaga via pinfall when Carmen Electra pinned Lady Gaga after the Tidal Wave (Chop Block/Clothesline Double Team).
In the back, Crimson Viper is seen warming up before she makes her way to the ring. Coming up next is her EMW Starlets Debut as she takes on Miss Spencer.
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*EMW Extreme Flashback Of The Week Sponsored by Old Spice*
Video Stills are shown of Crimson Viper's debut in EMW as apart of Lara Croft's Team last Sunday resulting in C. Viper being the sole survivor after last eliminating Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox in a span of seconds.
Crimson Viper def. Miss Spencer via pinfall after the Burning Kick. After the match, Angelina Jolie and "Ms. Money In The Bank" Megan Fox ran in and attacked Viper from behind. They continue their attack until Gina Carano ran in to make the save but Jolie and Fox made a quick exit just as Carano entered the ring. Carano helped Viper to her feet and raises her hand as Fox and Jolie looked on from the rampway as they talked trash to Viper and Carano.
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Dark Queen def. Torrie Wilson & Stacy Keibler in a Handicap Match via pinfall when Dark Queen pinned Torrie Wilson after the Toad Crusher. After the match. Dark Queen exits the ring but comes back and attacks Stacy Keibler from behind as Stacy was checking on Torrie. Dark Queen threw Stacy to the outside and then removes the mat at ringside exposing the concrete. Dark Queen was ready to hit the Toad Crusher on Stacy on the concrete until...
Blaze Fielding runs in and chases after Dark Queen but Dark Queen exits through the crowd. Blaze then checks on Stacy and Torrie to see if they are okay. But it was a close call as Dark Queen tried to cripple Torrie Wilson and Stacy Keibler until Blaze's return put a stop to that.
Backstage, Sara Underwood is standing by with Black Cat.
Underwood: Black Cat, last Sunday you were so close in becoming the EMW Starlets Champion but thanks to Katy Perry cheating, you were unable to become the Starlets Champion. But tonight, thankks to new EMW Starlets General Manager Jill Valentine, you have a chance to become the EMW World Women's Champion as you face the new champion, "The Future Legend" Alissa Flash.
Cat: Sara, last Sunday I had Katy Perry beat but Katy had to to cheat to keep her title. But that's in the past because tonight is the match of my career. I have a chance to be EMW World Women's Champion as I take on a woman I have much respect for. But Alissa, eventhough II respect you, doesn't mean that you can take me lightly because this cat is ready to scratch and bite her way to becoming the NEW EMW World Women's Champion!
Black Cat then leaves as Underwood looks on.
Meanwhile, NEW EMW World Women's Champion "The Future Legend" Alissa Flash is seen leaving the locker room area with the EMW World Women's title around her waist and she makes her way to the ring for her EMW World Women's title defense against Black Cat up next!
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EMW World Women's Champion "The Future Legend" Alissa Flash vs. Black Cat for the EMW World Women's Championship ended in a no contest when Olivia Munn, "Ms. Money In The Bank" Megan Fox, EMW Starlets Champion Katy Perry, Sasha Grey & Angelina Jolie ran in and attacked both Flash and Cat. Crimson Viper and Gina Carano then ran in to make the save but the numbers game caught up to Viper and Carano. Perry hits Cat with the Kiss Of Death. Megan Fox then picks up Crimson Viper and then hits her with the Perfect Ending. Olivia Munn then picks up Alissa Flash and then hits her with the A.O.T.C. Munn, Fox, Perry and Grey then looks down at the carnage then they began to celebrate but then the group surrounds Angelina Jolie. Jolie asked Munn what was going on and Munn told Jolie, "This is the new era and we don't have room for the old!" Suddenly, MEGAN FOX ATTACKED JOLIE FROM BEHIND AND THEN THE REST OF THE GROUP JOINED IN ON THE ATTACK! After their attack, Munn, Fox, Perry & Grey stood in the middle of the ring and then they raised their arms with the four fingers high signaling the Four Horsemen.
Munn, Fox, Perry & Grey continue to celebrate as the crowd boos them loudly as the show concludes this week.
Welcome To The Family" by Avenged Sevenfold from their latest album "Nightmare" Available Now is the official theme song to EMW No Retreat.