Post by theoc71 on Mar 1, 2011 1:42:58 GMT -8
EMW ShowTime
Tuesday March 1st, 2011
Richmond Coliseum
Richmond, Virginia
The show begins with with video stills of the EMW World Heavyweight Championship match between MVP and Goldar from EMW Fight For Survival which resulted in MVP retaining the EMW World Heavyweight title.
In the ring, EMW ShowTime Ring Announcer Jon Ian is in the ring and is ready to make an introduction.
Ian: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome back...AL BUNDY!
Al Bundy makes his arrival to the entrance stage and makes his way to the ring to a huge ovation of cheers from the crowd as from the broadcast booth at ringside, Wade Needham pointed out that Bundy hasn't been seen in EMW since losing the EMW World Heavyweight Championship to MVP at the Season 5 Premiere of EMW ShowTime. Bundy enters the ring with microphone in hand and soaks in the huge cheers from the crowd before he speaks.
Bundy: WOW! I have been gone for about a month and you cheered like I've been gone for about a year.
The crowd chanted "Welcome Back" which made Bundy smile before he continues.
Bundy: Well, it's great to be back and it's great to be cleared to compete in the ring. Now as you know, the last time, you have seen me, I lost the EMW World Heavyweight title to MVP. Now with the series of matches I had with Blade beforehand, you would expect me to complain about losing the title to a man making his debut in the company. But you are dead wrong because I was beaten for the title to a better man that night...But that was then and THIS IS NOW! MVP, you said anytime you want a rematch, it will be your honor. Well that anytime...IS TONIGHT! (Crowd Cheers loudly) You see I couldn't cash in on my rematch clause due to my injuries, but I'm cleared to compete and I'm cashing in my rematch clause TONIGHT IN RICHMOND!
Goldar arrives on the entrance stage with microphone in hand as he makes his way to the ring to a huge ovation of boos from the crowd. Goldar enters the ring and confronts Bundy.
Goldar: Al, who the hell do you think you are?! You just come back from injury and expect to get a rematch for the title tonight?! Let me remind you of something, Al. I am the uncrowned EMW World Heavyweight Champion and last Sunday, I nearly tore MVP in half and was close to becoming the EMW World Heavyweight Champion. But MVP got lucky and somehow beat me for the title. But if there's anyone that is worthy of getting a title match...It's ME!
Bundy: You're worthy of a couple of things...You're worthy of looking like the most ugliest drag queen the world has ever seen (crowd laughs) and the second thing you are worthy of is a case of breathmints because Buck has better dog breath than you! (Crowd laughs louder as Goldar is upset by the remarks) Goldylocks...
Goldar: It's Goldar!
Bundy: Whatever...You may intimidate everyone in the EMW locker room, but if you think you can do the same to me, then you are sadly mistaken. Besides, since you've been in EMW, I don't think we haven't been properly introduced. So let me do the honor's now.
Bundy then attack Goldar and then a brawl ensues between the two but Goldar has the upperhand and went for the Goldar Bomb but Bundy escapes and hits Goldar with the Bundy Slam and then Goldar slid to the outside.
EMW ShowTime General Manager Michael Jordan arrived on the entrance stage with microphone in hand and addresses Bundy and Goldar.
Jordan: Well I guess, you two want a shot at the EMW World Heavyweight Championship tonight. Well, you just have to earn a shot at the EMW World Heavyweight title as tonight it will be Al Bundy one on one against Goldar with the winner facing MVP for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship in three weeks at No Retreat in a Submissions Match!
Jordan then leaves as his music plays as Goldar stares at Bundy at ringside as Bundy did the same to Goldar in the ring as tonight, they fight to determine who will be at EMW No Retrat for the EMW World Heavyweight title in a Submissions Match against MVP.
A graphic is shown promoting that up next is the rematch for the NIWA Venue Championship between the new champion Tommy Vercetti and Shelton Benjamin.
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*EMW Extreme Moments Of The Week Sponsored by Old Spice*
Video stills are shown of Tommy Vercetti becoming the NIWA Venue Champion after defeating Shelton Benjamin last Sunday at Fight For Survival and then Vercetti was attacked by two men in black hooded jackets.[/center]
NIWA Venue Champion Tommy Vercetti def. Shelton Benjamin via pinfall after the Vice City Crusher. After the match, the same two black hooded jacket men came from the crowd and attacked Vercetti from behind. Benjamin went over to make the save but then he was double teamed by the two men as well. The first hooded man hits Vercetti with a Pedigree and the second man Powerbombed Benjamin. The two men then took off the hoods and masks to reveal its former NGW World Tag Team Champions THE GROVE STREET GANG (CARL "CJ" JOHNSON & SEAN "SWEET" JOHNSON). Security officials then ran in but the Grove Street Gang made a quick exit and went through the crowd before security can get to them. Security then went over to check on Vercetti and Benjamin.
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Back from commercial break, a replay is shown from before the commercial break of The Grove Street Gang's attack on NIWA Venue Champion Tommy Vercetti and Shelton Benjamin after the NIWA Venue Championship match.
"The Nostalgia Critic" Doug Walker def. "Angry Video Game Nerd" James Rolfe, Bud Bundy and Adam Sessler in a Fatal Four Way Match when Walker pinned Rolfe after the Nostalgia Trip to become the #1 Contender for the EMW Cruiserweight Championship. Before the match, EMW Cruiserweight Champion Speed Racer joined Wade & Spade for guest commentary.
Backstage, EMW World Tag Team Champions Tango & Cash (Ray Tango & Gabe Cash) are seen making their way to the ring. Coming up next, they face Luis Lopez & Niko Bellic in a non-title match.
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Back from commercial break, Luis Lopez and Niko Bellic are already in the ring and Lopez has a microphone in hand and addresses the crowd.
Lopez: Last Sunday, I was unsuccessful in becoming the EMW Internet Champion. But that loss was more a blessing than it was a curse. Because after the match, I was approached by Niko Bellic and we come to the conclusion that EMW wasn't going to give the both of us any respect. So for now on, me and Niko will beat respect out of people and it begins with the two pig LA Cops, Tango & Cash. After we beat them, we will be next in line for the EMW World Tag Team titles and after that you are looking at the new EMW World Tag Team Champions...Luis Lopez...Niko Bellic...The Liberty City Connection!
Lopez then hands the microphone to ring announcer Jon Ian as they get ready for their non-title tag team match against Tango & Cash.
The Liberty City Connection (Luis Lopez & Niko Bellic) def. EMW World Tag Team Champions Tango & Cash (Ray Tango & Gabe Cash) in a non-title match via pinfall when Luis Lopez pinned Gabe Cash after the Downtown Shot.
Backstage, Bud Bundy is in the locker room area sitting on a chair holding an icepack to his head and looking a bit dissapointed that he was unable to become the #1 Contender for the EMW Cruiserweight Championship. Carson Daly then approached Bud and then interviews him.
Daly: Bud, I know this isn't the right time but I just want your thoughts on your match tonight.
Bud removes the icepack from his head and responds
Bud: Carson, I don't know what happened out there. It seems that after I lost the Cruiserweight title, my focus has been off. I'm a bit dissapointed in myself about this. But I know in my heart that something good will come of this. As a matter of fact, I'm making a promise right now that in 2011, I will be a Champion in EMW.
Daly: Thank you very much for your time.
Daly then leaves as Bud looks on and then puts the icepack back on his head.
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EMW Internet Champion Quinton "Rampage" Jackson def. John Dorian in a non-title match via pinfall after the Rampage Slam. After the match, Jackson celebrates the win until...
UFC Legend and NIWA Superstar Tito Ortiz arrives at the entrance stage with a microphone in hand and addresses Jackson.
Tito: Hey Rampage, how's it going, pal?! I've seen you in EMW and you have done pretty well for yourself. But here's a little something for you. In your MMA career, you have defeated some of the all time greats in the sport, from Chuck Liddell to Dan Henderson to Keith Jardine, the list goes on and on...But you never faced nor defeated ME! So how about you take me on at No Retreat in Montreal under MMA Rules and you can put up your Internet title if you like.
Rampage: Tito, I have went against and defeated some of the best in MMA and you would be no different. It's on Tito! But when it's all said and done, I'm knocking your punk ass out!
Rampage's music hits as Rampage stares at Ortiz as Ortiz is staring at Rampage as we got an MMA Rules Match confirmed for No Retreat.
Backstage, a split screen is shown of Al Bundy and Goldar making their way to the ring through seperate backstage locations as the EMW World Heavyweight Championship #1 Contender's Match is up next.
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From the broadcast booth at ringside, Wade Needham announced that "Welcome To The Family" by Avenged Sevenfold from their latest album "Nightmare" Avalible Now is the official theme song to EMW No Retreat. The theme song will premiere after tonight's main event.
Al Bundy vs. Goldar in an EMW World Heavyweight Championship #1 Contender's Match ended in a Double Countout when both men were brawling on the outside of the ring and couldn't get back in the ring before the referee's 10 count. Before the match, EMW World Heavyweight Champion MVP joined Wade & Spade for guest commentary. After the match, Michael Jordan arrived on the entrance stage with microphone in hand and addresses the crowd.
Jordan: Since the match ended in a Double Countout and no one was names the #1 Contender for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship, I have decided to make a main event for Fight For Survival that has never been done before. At Fight For Survival, it will be MVP defending the EMW World Heavyweight Championship against Goldar (Crowd boos)....And Al Bundy in a Triple Threat Submissions Match!
Jordan's music hits as he leaves to the back and then all three men that will be in the Triple Threat Submissions Match at No Retreat stared at each other as MVP hold up the EMW World Heavyweight title as the show ends for this week.
Welcome To The Family" by Avenged Sevenfold from their latest album "Nightmare" Available Now is the official theme song to EMW No Retreat.