Post by theoc71 on Feb 3, 2011 1:28:17 GMT -8
EMW Starlets
Thursday Feburary 3rd, 2011
Madison Square Garden
New York, New York
The show begins with video stills from last Sunday's Champions Showcase Mega Event where Olivia Munn becomes the EMW World Women's Champion for the second time in a Four Way Dance where she last eliminated Lindsay Lohan thanks to Trish Stratus and Megan Fox.
Pyro shoots up from the entrance stage as the cameras pan throughout the sold out crowd as they cheer loudly and hold up their signs and then the camera pans to the Broadcast table at ringside where Erin Andrews & Jessica Chobot welcome everyone to the show.
Andrews: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the first EMW Starlets of not only 2011 but of Season 5 of EMW. We are LIVE! From the legendary Madison Square Garden in New York City! Erin Andrews alongside Jessica Chobot and Jess, there is a reason why you are out here tonight.
Chobot: Yes, there is. It seems that after the events that happened last Sunday, we haven't heard nor seen from Lita after last Sunday and I was assigned here to help you out on commentary. But I have to say that last Sunday, the entire foundation of EMW Starlets was shaken to its core after what happened in the World Women's title match and not only do we have a NEW EMW World Women's Champion but we have seen the formation of what seems to be a very powerful group that also involved former rival Megan Fox, Megan's Hollywood Evolution members Angelina Jolie and Sasha Grey, the NEW EMW Starlets Champion Katy Perry and even our General Manager, Trish Stratus...
EMW Starlets General Manager Trish Stratus & Megan Fox arrive on the entrance stage and make their way to the ring to a thunderous ovation of boos from the crowd.
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome MEGAN FOX & EMW Starlets General Manager TRISH STRATUS!
Fox opens the ropes for Trish Stratus before Trish enters the ring and then Fox enters the ring. Megan Fox grabs the microphone from Lillian Garcia and then begins to speak.
Fox: Ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor to introduce a woman that I have grown to respect since I have arrived in EMW. She is a true champion, a true woman and the woman that made not only the Women's Division in the WWE but the woman that made EMW Starlets into the greatest brand in EMW today! She is none other than....TRISH STRATUS!
Fox hands the microphone to Trish Stratus and she is greeted with a huge ovation of boos from the sold out crowd at Madison Square Garden.
Trish: Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to welcome everyone here in New York City and everyone watching at home to the NEW EMW Starlets...MY EMW Starlets! It took me a while but it was time to get rid of the cancer that has been plauging EMW Starlets since the brand has started. That cancer goes by the name of Lindsay Lohan! We have tried to give Lindsay chance, after chance, after chance. But Lindsay seems to screw it up every time. She is nothing more then a drug addict and if you all have been watching a news lately, apparently a theif. So I did the one thing that Theo Clardy never had the guts to do and that's kick her ass out in the curb and maybe back to jail where she belongs! Now EMW Starlets cured that cancer with a shot of STRATUSFACTION! Now that the cancer is gone, EMW Starlets can only get bigger and stronger and the best is yet to come.
Strarus smiles as she hands the microphone to Megan Fox and Megan speaks.
Fox: You see, this whole plan was in development for quite some time and the best part about it was that NO ONE SAW IT COMING! It all began with the formation of Hollywood Evolution where I found three Starlets that saw the same vision that I do in dominating the Starlets Brand. Two out of the three women stood out. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the first parts of our master plan and members of Team Stratus...ANGELINA JOLIE & SASHA GREY!
Angelina Jolie & Sasha Grey arrive on the entrance stage with smiles on their faces as they make their way to the ring to a huge ovation of bood from the crowd. Jolie and Grey entered the ring and then Angelina Jolie is handed the microphone by Megan Fox and then begins to speak.
Jolie: I had been in Academy Award winning movies with A-List cast after A-List Cast. But this right here is an A-List Class of talent. Trish Stratus, the greatest Women's Champion in the history of pro wrestling....Megan Fox, the longest reigning champion in EMW's history...Sasha Grey, the future in EMW Starlets...myself, an Academy Award winner and one of the most reconizable actresses of all time. Finally, of course, the current EMW World Women's Champion which we'll get to later! This is an A-List of talent and we will continue that path of greatness for years and years to come!
Jolie then hands the microphone to Sasha Grey and then Sasha addresses the crowd.
Grey: Well it seems obvious why Megan Fox and Trish Stratus has choosen me instead of that whore Jenna Haze. Unlike that bitch, I thought about my future. I am more than a porn star, I can be so much more than pleasuring every single pervert in the world. I am better than that, and thanks to Trish Stratus and these great people in the ring, I can prove that and then some.
Grey then hands the microphone to Megan Fox the microphone and then Megan begins to speak.
Fox: Now ladies and gentlemen, Sasha Grey isn't the only young gun in the Starlets brand that me and Trish were looking at. We had noticed someone that has been in EMW for at least 4 months and has made a huge impression that impressed even us. So we decided to let her in the fold and she was all in. Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the NEW EMW Starlets Champion...KATY PERRY!
NEW EMW Starlets Champion Katy Perry arrives to the entrance stage and makes her way to the ring to hug boos from the crowd. Perry then enters the ring and hugs Jolie, Grey, Fox and Stratus before she is handed the microphone and addresses the crowd.
Perry: You know what they say, "You just can't pass up on a good thing." At MegaBrawl 4, I was going to have my MegaBrawl moment by defeating Blaze Fielding and becoming the Starlets Champion, but it was stolen from me due to a Disqualification. At that moment, I was approached by Trish Stratus and she let me in on her plans for the Starlets Brand and I just couldn't say no. I agreed to go with Trish, if I can get the Starlets title and Trish made sure that happened. Now with me as Starlets Champion and my new friends at my side, you just have to get use to the image of me as Starlets Champion for a long...long...time!
Perry smiles as she hands the microphone to Trish Stratus and then Trish speaks.
Trish: And now for the moment you have all been waiting for...Ladies and gentlemen...This (points to Fox, Jolie, Grey & Perry) This new regime that I have formed wouldn't be formed without our next guest. The star of the show...The crowd jewel to my group, Stratusfaction...The hottest star in EMW and in Hollywood today...She is the NEW EMW WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPION....OLIVIA MUNN!
NEW EMW World Women's Champion Olvia Munn enters to the entrance stage holding up the EMW World Women's Championship belt before she makes her way to the ring to a loud ovation of boos and chants of "You Souled Out" from the MSG crowd as Stratus, Fox, Perry, Jolie and Grey are applauding her. Munn enters the ring and drapes the World Women's title over her shouler as she looks at the crowd at dissaproval and then goes to hug Megan Fox and then Trish Stratus. Then she shook hands with Angelina Jolie, Sasha Grey & Katy Perry. Olivia is then handed the microphone by Trish Stratus and then the crowd's chant of "You Souled Out" is heard as Olivia addresses the crowd.
Munn: First of all, for you hypocrites that are chanting "You sold out", I didn't sell out, I bought in! (Crowd boos) For months, I had to suck up to you people and hear the cheers from the crowd. I got tired of the popularity contest I had to go through for each and every one of you. I knew that I was the better woman out of Team G4...Hell I was better than any woman in that network...That's why when the oppritunity came up to star in a huge NBC series and leave that B-Level network, I jumped at the chance. Oh, and G4, good luck with the little girl you hired to replace me. The women that are in the ring with me right now, they care for me...They look out for me...All of you see me as the Flavour Of The Month...Screw you and the ugly ass horses you rode in on! As for Alissa Flash, she is like every single one of you...Dumb, worthless and pathetic. If she thinks she can get a rematch for MY EMW World Women's Championship, then she can go back to the run down gyms and fight a bunch of nobodies or maybe TNA would hire her back to do nothing again! As for this group, we have been chosen by the greatest Women's Champion of all Time to dominate EMW Starlets...We are STRATUSFATION...And the best is yet to come!
In the parking lot of Madison Square Garden, a limousine has pulled up and out comes EMW Owner Theo Clardy and he is make his way to the arena. Back in the ring, Stratusfaction sees Clardy's arrival and then Trish Stratus speaks.
Trish: Well if it isn't our good buddy, Theo Clardy. Hey, if Theo wants to join the party, he will be more happy to do so. Come on, Theo. Join us on this great party.
EMW Owner Theo Clardy arrived at the entrance stage with microphone in hand and then he begins to talk to Stratusfaction.
Clardy: I have to admit, you ladies had everyone fooled including myself. Now about firing Lindsay Lohan, I would have disputed your decision but sadly you hold the same power as I do when it comes to hiring and firing the EMW Starlets so sadly, Lohan's firing stands. (Crowd boos) However, I can do something when it comes to the Starlets General Manager. (Crowd cheers) Monday Morning, I had arranged an emergency meeting with the Board Of Directors.
Trish: Hold on, Theo. There was a meeting? I usually attend those meetings. How come I wasn't informed?!
Clardy: Oh, you weren't informed, Trish. Well, that's too bad because the meeting was about your yearly performance as EMW Starlets General Manager and throughout the year you had been doing great, it's your recent actions that brought to our attention. We feel that something has to be done so we had agreed to assign a Co-General Manager for EMW Starlets to make sure that your actions are on the up and up. Now the new Co GM is almost like you...She's a former WWE Women's Champion...Plus she's a woman that knows you very well...Ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor to introduce the New Co-General Manager of EMW Starlets...LITA!
Lita makes her arrival on the entrance stage and stands next to Clardy. Lita shakes Clardy's hand before he hands her the microphone and then leaves. Lita then begins to talk as Stratusfaction in livid in the ring.
Lita: Hey, Trish. Surprised to see me here?! I bet you are. Well, I have to say that it will be a blast to work beside you and run the EMW Starlets brand. But I couldn't help to see the match card you had lined up for tonight and it just didn't set well with me so I have decided to make some small changes to the card. First off, you did had Katy Perry taking the night off, but I believe that Katy needs to prove that she is worthy of being the EMW Starlets Champion so tonight, Katy Perry will defend the EMW Starlets Championship against Blaze Fielding in a rematch from last Sunday and the same rules do apply, it will be under Extreme Rules but the difference between tonight and last Sunday is that Katy's buddies will be banned from ringside! (Crowd Cheers) Now onto some other buisness, Sasha Grey says that she is better than her former tag team partner Jenna Haze, well I believe that we can put that theory to test as tonight Sasha Grey will face for the first time ever...JENNA HAZE! (Crowd cheers) Ok! Next up we have Megan Fox & Angelina Jolie. Now the both of you will be teaming up tonight against the Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions The Vampire Slayers. However, it will not be for the titles because it will be a handicap match and The Vampire Slayers's partner will be non other than GINA CARANO! (Crowd cheers loudly) Now we get to Olivia Munn...I really hope you have warmed up tonight because you will be defending the EMW World Women's Championship RIGHT NOW! (Crowd cheers) Plus, you better tell your little buddies to leave the ring because they are BANNED FROM RINGSIDE!
The crowd cheers as Stratusfaction is seen upset and angry over what has happened but Munn talks to them and then Stratus, Fox, Jolie & Perry leave the ring and head to the back.
Lita: And Munn, here is your opponent for the match...
"The Future Legend" Alissa Flash runs to the ring and attacks Olivia Munn as the bell sounds to kick off the first match of EMW Starlets in 2011 for the EMW World Women's Championship. But we then cut to a commercial break before this continues.
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"The Future Legend" Alissa Flash def. EMW World Women's Champion Olivia Munn via disqualification when Tequila Sunrise (Dixie Clemets & Reiko Hinomoto) ran in the ring and attacked Flash after she hits Munn with the Kudo Driver. Tequila Sunrise's attire are now different as Dixe Clemets is dressed like a seductive biker cop while Reiko has different color hair and is dressed in leather. After the attack, Tequila Sunrise helps Olivia to her feet and the three women celebrate in the ring as the crowd boos loudly as we go to commercial.
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Back from commercial break, a replay is shown of Tequila Sunrise interfering in the EMW World Women's Championship match between "The Future Legend" Alissa Flash and Olivia Munn.
In the Stratusfaction Locker Room, Tequila Sunrise approached Trish Stratus and then Trish talks to them.
Trish: Now, that's how you get noticed in the Starlets brand, ladies. You did your job well. Not only am I going to welcome the both of you to Stratusfaction but you will be rewarded with a World Women's Tag Team title shot next week on Starlets against The Vampire Slayers. So it is my honor to welcome Tequila Sunrise to...
Clemets: Hold on there, suga. Tequila Sunrise is all in the past...and so are Dixie Clemets and Reiko Hinomoto. For now on, you should call me Sgt. Clemets.
Reiko: As for me, I am Rowdy Reiko! And together, we are ORIGINAL SIN!
Trish: I like it! I like it a lot! Well, Original Sin....Both of you have some STRATUSFACTION!
Trish then shakes the hands of Sgt. Clemets and Rowdy Reiko before they leave and Trish looking on smiling over the proceedings.
Jenna Haze def. Sasha Grey via pinfall with a small package rollup after reversing Sasha Grey's attempt at the small package rollup.
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*EMW Extreme Flashback Of The Week Sponsored by Pepsi Max*[/i]
Video stills are shown of The Vampire Slayers successful defense of the Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Championship against The Socialites last Sunday at Champions Showcase and then the attack by Original Sin (then Tequila Sunrise) after the match.
Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions The Vampire Slayers (Buffy Summers & Faith Lehane) & Gina Carano def. Megan Fox & Angelina Jolie in a 3 on 2 Handicap Match via pinfall when Faith Lehane pinned Angelina Jolie after the Twist Of Faith. After the match, Original Sin (Sgt. Clemets & Rowdy Reiko) ran in and attacked The Vampire Slayers from behind then Gina Carano returned to the ring but Original Sin made a quick exit before Gina can get to them. Carano helps Buffy & Faith to their feet as Original Sin, Megan Fox and Angelina Jolie looked on at the entrance ramp.
In the back, Blaze Fielding is seen warming up before making her way to the ring. Coming up next, Blaze gets her rematch for the EMW Starlets Championship against Katy Perry in a No Disqualification Match.
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From the broadcast booth at ringside, Erin Andrews announced that EMW Starlets General Managers Lita and Trish Stratus agreed that due to what happened in the EMW World Women's Championship match earlier tonight, "The Future Legend" Alissa Flash gets a match against both members of Original Sin. If Flash wins, she gets an EMW World Women's title shot against Olivia Munn at Fight For Survival and Flash will pick the stipulation for the match. But if Original Sin win, Alissa Flash will be gone from EMW for 60 Days.
EMW Starlets Champion Katy Perry def. Blaze Fielding in a No Disqualification Match via pinfall after Blaze Fielding hits Perry with the Blaze Of Glory Frog Splash from the top rope but as Blaze was going for the cover, the lights go out in the arena. When they came back on, DARK QUEEN APPEARS IN THE RING AND ATTACKS BLAZE FIELDING! Dark Queen then hits Blaze Fielding with the Toad Crusher (Suplex Into Michinoku Driver). Then Dark Queen drags Katy Perry body on top of Blaze Fielding and referee Karen Richardson had no choice but to count the fall and award the match to Perry.
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"Ms. Money In The Bank" Jessica Alba def. Hilary Duff via pinfall after the Alba-Tross. After the match, Jessica Alba grabs a microphone and addresses the crowd.
Alba: Well, it is a new season in EMW and in EMW Starlets, there has been some drastic changes that rocks the foundation here in EMW, but one thing is a real shocker and that's me holding the Women's Money In The Bank suitcase! In case, you all have been living under a rock as of late, let me get you all up to speed. Everyone that has cashed in the Women's Money In The Bank has become World Women's Champion and with me holding this suitcase, I can cash it on either the EMW or NIWA World Women's Champion at any time. I can cash it in where the champion is at her weakest. I can cash it while she is at her most vulnerable...So this is a message to whoever holds either the EMW or NIWA World Women's Champion. You can call me your "Celebrity Stalker" because in the words of a famous song...Every step you take...Every move you make...I'll be watching you! And just when you least expect it, I will cash my Women's Money In The Bank in and FINALLY become World Women's Champion!
Alba then smiles and holds up the Women's Money In The Bank suitcase before she leaves the ring as her music plays in the background.
In the back, "The Future Legend" Alissa Flash is seen making her way to the ring. Coming up next, she faces the newest members of the new Stratusfaction regime, Original Sin in a Handicap Match.
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"The Future Legend" Alissa Flash def. Original Sin (Sgt. Clemets & Rowdy Reiko) via pinfall when Flash pinned Rowdy Reiko after the Kudo Driver. With the win, Flash will face Olivia Munn for the EMW World Women's Championship at Fight For Survival in any stipulation Alissa chooses. After the match, Alissa picks up the microphone and just when she was ready to announce the stipulation for the World Women's Championship match at Fight For Survival, EMW World Women's Champion Olivia Munn came from the crowd and attacked Flash from behind. Flash fought back but then the rest of Stratusfaction (Angelina Jolie, EMW Starlets Champion Katy Perry & Sasha Grey) runs in and attacks Flash as she sets up Munn for the Kudo Driver. Original Sin then returned to the ring and joined in on the attack. From the back, we see that the Starlets locker room door is being locked as a forklift is blocking the door to prevent anyone else to run in to help Alissa Flash. Then we see Lita is knocked out at a seperate backstage location as Trish Stratus stands over Lita with a steel chair. Back in the ring, Original Sin hold Alissa up and then Olivia Munn knocks out Flash with the World Women's title belt. Afterwards, Trish Stratus arrives to the ring as Stratusfaction celebrates over the fallen body of Alissa Flash.
The crowd is booing loudly and throwing trash in the ring as Stratusfaction continues to celebrate and the show concludes for this week.
"All I Want" by A Day To Remember from their latest album "What Seperates Me From You" Avalible Now is the official theme song of EMW Fight For Survival.