Post by jth on Dec 24, 2010 12:08:01 GMT -8
Christmas Catastrophe
Sprint Center
Kansas City, Missouri
(Jingle Bells starts playing as a person in the shadows is walking towards the camera)
Announcer: Christmas time is drawing near. And NIWA is bringing cheer. (The person is Drew McIntyre with the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder)
Drew: Bah! Humbug!
(Drew is approached by JTH)
JTH: Oh come one Drew! (Puts his arm over Drew’s shoulder which Drew just emotionlessly stares at him) There’s lots of things to be grateful for during the holiday season.
Drew: Really…like what?
JTH: Well, like being with family and friends.
Drew: My family is in Scotland.
JTH: Oh, that’s right. Let’s see what else.
(Spiderman walks up on the other side)
Spiderman: It’s about celebrating Peace of Earth.
Drew: Having a target on my back has made things pretty peace less.
(JTH looks over to Spidey)
JTH: He’s gotta point there. What else?
(Then Powerpuff Bubbles jumps into Drew’s arms making him drop his title)
Bubbles: It’s about opening presents!
(Spidey taps Bubbles on her arm)
Spidey: He hasn’t been good this year.
Bubbles: Oh. (She then punches Drew in the face) Bad Drew! (She Walks off)
JTH: Sorry bout that Drew. But in truth, Christmas is about believing in all that believe in you.
Drew: That’s true.
JTH: Yeah. (JTH then Wrestlemania Kick’s Drew taking him down) Unfortunately Drew, I sure don’t believe in you. You’re Christmas Catastrophe…has just begun.
(JTH and Spiderman walk off and the screen goes)
Announcer: And now…NIWA Presents…Christmas Catastrophe!
(Pyro goes off inside a sold out Sprint Center in Kansas City, Missouri as NIWA Presents Christmas Catastrophe. 4 titles will be defended including the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship in a TLC between Drew McIntyre and Zangief as the crowd awaits the first match.)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: Our opening contest of Christmas Catastrophe… is scheduled for one fall!
(As Ganondorf makes his way to the ring the screen shows the last SNS when Ganondorf attacked James Bond during a backstage interview and concluded with Ganon chokeslamming Bond onto an equipment table)
(James Bond heads down to the ring showing no signs of the attack as we know, he gets in the ring and the match is about to start.)
James Bond vs. Ganondorf
Tie up and Bond goes behind and tries to take Ganon down, but can’t take Ganon and Ganon elbows Bond in the face, Bond ducks under the right hand and chops away at Ganon on the ropes and Ganon knees Bond down to the his knee back in the middle of the ring. Ganon runs at Bond who drop toe holds Ganon down and floats over and gets Ganon in a front headlock on the mat which Ganon quickly gets to his feet from, Ganon then lifts up Bond over his head while still in the headlock and pancakes Bond chest first on the mat taking Bond down. Bond catches Ganon with a European Uppercut coming in and just starts pounding away with fists to the face trying to keep Ganon off guard with his strategy and knocks Ganon back in the corner, Ganon then easily reverses the Irish Whip and sends Bond into the opposite corner and runs which Bond gets a foot up and knocks Ganon back, Bond though runs right into a Side Slam by Ganon and makes a cover and a 2 count, Ganon then puts Bond on his shoulders and goes for a Snake Eyes in the corner, but Bond slips behind Ganon and shoves him sternum first into corner and grabs Ganon coming out of the corner and nails him with a German Suplex and takes Ganon down and gets on Ganon and makes a cover a barely gets a 1 count. Bond grabs Ganon back in another headlock and shoves Bond into the ropes and then punches Bond hard to the mat, Ganon then picks up Bond and continuously clubs Bond in the back taking him down to the mat, Ganon picks up Bond and takes him down with a Back Suplex and makes a cover and a 2 count. Ganon then steps on Bond’s head using the ropes for leverage and releases on 4. Bond tries to fight back and grabs Ganon and pulls him across the middle rope and then stomps at the back of Ganon and follows it up with grabbing Ganon and jumping through the middle ropes giving a modified stun gun to Ganon on the ropes, Bond gets in the ring and drops an elbow across the back and then tries to lock on a submission, but Ganon whips him away and Bond runs right back into a clothesline and a cover and a 2 count and Ganon has regained the momentum again. Ganon then sends Bond off the ropes and ducks which Bond kicks Ganon in the chest and tries for a Belly to Belly Suplex, but Ganon punches Bond in the ribs and picks him up in a Front Slam position and then gives Bond a Swinging Side Effect Slam and hooks the leg and only a 2 count. Ganon then picks up Bond in a Gut wrench and drives the knee into the ribs taking him down to the mat and then calls to the crowd which they boo loudly at Ganon, Ganon starts to choke Bond who counters out grabbing Ganon’s arm and dropping him with an Armbar Takedown and both are down as Bond tries to buy some time. Ganon gets up and gives a right hand to Bond who then kicks Ganon in the arm knocking him back, Bond then wrenches the arm and then punts the arm repeatedly and whips him to the mat and locks on an Armbar and Ganon looks to be in trouble and rolls over onto his side and grabs the ropes and Bond has to break. Bond then waits for Ganon to get to his feet and goes for the Secret Agent Slam, but Ganon holds his ground and shoves Bond off the ropes and grabs Bond by the throat and tries for a chokeslam, but Bond turns it into a DDT down to the mat, but Bond doesn’t go for a cover. Bond heads to the top looking for the Moonsault, but Ganon gets to his feet and grabs Bond on the top and takes him down with a One Arm pull down Powerbomb and makes a cover and only a 2 count. Ganon then looks to pick up Bond who trips up Ganon and gets him in the Ankle Lock and locks it on and Ganon tries to fight the pain as is able to turn onto his back and pulls Bond in with the foot locked and grabs Bond by the throat causing Bond to let go of the hold, Ganon picks up Bond for the chokeslam again, but Bond counters with the Victory Roll and turns it back into the Ankle Lock and Ganon though senses it and pushes Bond away before he can lock it and grabs Bond again coming back in and picks him up the third time and plants him with the chokeslam and then calls for the end on Bond. Ganon then picks up Bond and sets him up for the Ganon Bomb and hoists him up and gets him and nails it surprisingly and Ganon hooks the leg and gets the 3 and Ganondorf gets the win over another high tier NIWA Superstar and another former NIWA World Champion as he defeated James Bond.
(Backstage CC is waiting for someone when the NIWA World Champion Drew McIntyre comes in)
Drew: What is it you wanted to see me about?
CC: Well I’m not gonna sugarcoat it Drew…you’re starting to worry me.
Drew: In what way?
CC: Look… this whole thing you got going on with Kelly Kelly in WWE is the worst thing you could be doing right now, need I remind you that you are the NIWA World Champion; I don’t need you being distracted by some dame in another company.
(Drew gets in his face) Drew: What I do outside of this company…is my own business; maybe you should have considered that when you hired me. I’m still “The Chosen One” CC, and I’m the World Heavyweight Champion. And I’m certainly not losing it tonight, no matter what obstacle is thrown in front of me.
CC: You can talk big all you want Drew…just back it up. (CC walks off and Drew stares him off)
(Bell rings) Finkle: The following contest, scheduled for one fall…is for the NIWA Venue Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
(Link poses with the Venue Championship in hand and enters the ring to a chorus of boos)
(Johnny Bravo comes out to a good ovation)
NIWA Venue Championship
Link © vs. Johnny Bravo
Tie up and Bravo moves Link back to the corner and the referee wants a clean break and Bravo gives one and Link gives no cheap shot and comes out of the corner without attack, second tie up Link gets Bravo in a headlock which Bravo lifts Link up for a Back Suplex, but Link brings him down with a Headlock Takedown keeping the hold applied and a quick 2 count with Bravo’s shoulders down. Bravo uses his strength to roll Link on his shoulders for a count but Link roll back into the headlock onto Bravo, Bravo gets to his feet and lifts up Link again and this time throws him off of him and Link gets up in the corner which Bravo runs at Link and nails him in the corner, Irish Whip to the opposite corner and Bravo goes for another Clothesline and nails him again and Link goes down and Bravo makes a cover and a 2 count. Bravo goes for another clothesline, but this time Link catches him with a knee to the midsection stopping him and then Link rams Bravo’s head into the corner and starts punching and chopping away at the chest of Bravo, Link then climbs up and starts 10 punching Bravo, but Bravo dumps Link over the top rope to the outside to the floor. Link struggles to his feet as Bravo grabs him from the ring and lifts him on the apron which Link takes advantage of with a Hangman on the top rope stunning Bravo, Link then gets on the apron and goes for a Springboard Cross Body, but Bravo catches him and turns it into a Fallaway Slam and makes the cover and only gets a 2 count. Bravo picks Link up and slams him down to the mat and comes off the ropes and misses a Body Splash, Link gets to his feet and then gives Bravo a Double Knee Lift to the face knocking Bravo to the mat and then hooks Bravo in the STF and tries to keep Bravo away from the ropes. Bravo however is still able to get in the rope as Link tries to pull him away and gives Bravo a Lifting Knee Smash on the mat trying to injure the knee of Bravo, Link grabs Bravo’s left leg and starts punching the kneecap trying to hyperextend it as Bravo rolls back to the corner trying to get his distance. Bravo gets to his feet and kicks Link with his good leg and then clotheslines Link back to the ground. Bravo uses his strength and lifts Link over his head, but Bravo’s knee buckles and Link lands behind Bravo and takes Bravo leg out from behind and looks the bad leg and only a 2 count. Link looks to be going for the Figure 4 to a pop from the crowd, but Bravo small packages Link up and a 2 count, Link gets up and kicks Bravo in the knee and then comes off the ropes behind Bravo who counters with a Hard Powerslam taking Link down and hooks the leg and only a 2 count, Bravo picks up Link and punches him down to the mat and then flexes his arm and drops the elbow across the chest of Link and makes the cover and almost gets the 3 as Link barely squeaks the shoulder up. Bravo picks up Link who nails Bravo in the knee again and tries to go for the ZDT, but can’t lift him up and Bravo counters with a Spinning Vertical Suplex down to the mat. Bravo sets Link up for the Man I’m Pretty Slam and lifts him up, but Link falls behind Bravo and takes Bravo down and locks Bravo in the Crossface and wrenches away at the face and pulls Bravo away from the ropes pulling at him from an awkward angle and puts pressure on his back as his knees and face, Bravo tries to reach the ropes with his free hand until Link grabs Bravo’s free and turns his Crossface into somewhat of a Libbell Lock and Bravo is trapped and can’t grab any rope and is forced to quit and Link lets go of the hold as Link as retained his Venue Championship against Johnny Bravo as Link rolls out the ring and his handed his title as Bravo is holding his knee in the ring.
(Screen shows a video package of “Narcissist” Blossom’s recent months leading to her becoming the new NIWA World Women’s Champion)
(Ron Burgundy is ready for a backstage interview)
Burgundy: Joining me right now is the NIWA World Women’s Champion, “The Narcissist” Blossom. (Crowd Boos) Blossom tonight your opponent Adrenaline A has vowed to defeat you and become the new Women’s to go to MegaBrawl 4 as this company’s champion. What is your response to her vow?
Blossom: My response is look into my eyes Mr. Burgundy. Do I look the least bit intimidated at a person that I have wiped the floor with in the past? Adrenaline A can try to make herself believe it all she wants, but the fact is and will always be true. That she…and no other lady for that matter, poses even the smallest threat to me and MY Women’s Championship, and it’s not because I’m perfect Mr. Burgundy…it’s because I’m BEYOND perfect! And there is nothing that inferior being Adrenaline A or anyone else…can do about it. (Walks away and gets booed)
(Bell rings) Finkle: The following contest, scheduled for one fall…is for the NIWA World Women’s Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
(The Blossom "B" appears the crowd quickly starts booing as the Women's Champion makes her way to the ring)
(Adrenaline A comes out to a good reaction)
NIWA World Women’s Championship
“Narcissist” Blossom © vs. Adrenaline A
Tie up and Blossom moves AA back to the corner and the referee wants a clean break and Blossom gives one though after it slaps AA across the face. AA runs at Blossom for another tie up and Blossom gets her in a headlock and wrenches away at the head of AA, AA shoves Blossom off the ropes and takes her down with a hard knock down, Blossom gets up and AA takes her down with an Arm Drag Takedown and keeps the Arm Lock applied. Blossom gets out rolling back to get to her feet and pulls AA in and knocks her down with a clothesline, Blossom then comes off the ropes and connects with a Front Flip Leg Drop onto AA and makes a cover and a 2 count. Blossom gives AA a straight right hand to the face knocking her back down and Blossom taunts the crowd as AA starts to get to her feet, Blossom turns around into a right hand to midsection, AA kicks Blossom in the gut and then sends her into the corner, Blossom goes for a leapfrog over AA which AA sees coming and grabs her on her shoulder and drops Blossom with a Front Powerslam and makes a cover and a 2 count. AA sends Blossom off the ropes and Blossom slides under AA legs and then takes AA down with a Running Face Crusher, Blossom then grabs AA and slams her face into the mat again and makes another cover and a 2 count. Blossom then sends AA into the corner and Blossom runs in and connects with a Body Splash in the corner taking AA down. Blossom then heads to the top turnbuckle and waits for AA to get to her feet, Blossom jumps down for a Cross Body, but AA counters in mid air with a Powerslam and hooks the leg and only a 2 count. AA knocks Blossom back in the ropes and pounds away at Blossom and then sets her up on top and then climbs up, but Blossom punches AA and then smashes AA’s face in the turnbuckle and then comes off with a Sunset Flip Powerbomb and has the cover and only a 2 count. Blossom looks to end it and grabs AA and picks her up for Perfectly Painful, but AA counters it into a Falling DDT and makes the cover and only a 2 count. Blossom gets up woozy and AA looks to take advantage and locks on a Sleeper Hold and Blossom wails her arms around trying to get out, Blossom then counters out with a Stunner Jawbreaker breaking the hold, Blossom then comes off the ropes goes for a Head Scissors, but AA counters Blossom’s momentum and nails her with a Tombstone Piledriver and hooks the leg and again only a 2 count. AA looks to end it and sets Blossom up for the Adrenaline Rush, but Blossom grabs hold of the ropes and AA falls to the mat as she holds her head getting up and Blossom runs at AA and drills her with a Power Punch to the face and AA is out like a light as Blossom hooks the leg and gets the 3 and “Narcissist” Blossom has retained the NIWA World Women’s Championship defeating Adrenaline A here tonight at Christmas Catastrophe.
(Backstage Zangief is preparing for the brutal TLC Match that he will be in later tonight)
(Bell rings) Finkle: The following contest, scheduled for one fall…is for the NIWA World Tag Team Championships! (Crowd Cheers)
(Peter Pan comes out to a big ovation)
(Spiderman comes out to a slightly bigger reaction that Peter Pan but the reactions are still big)
(The Marios come out with titles in hand and get a big ovation)
NIWA World Tag Team Championships
Super Mario Bros. © vs. Spiderman & Peter Pan
Both teams shake hands before the match begins and Spidey and Luigi start the match, hook up and Spidey gets Luigi in a hammerlock and wrenches at the arm which Luigi quickly turns it into his own hammerlock in a headlock, Spidey falls to the ground and whipping Luigi off him and the two are up ready to lock up again. Lock up again and Spidey goes behind Luigi who quickly counters behind Spidey and school boys Spidey up for a quick 2 count, Luigi sends Spidey off the ropes and Spidey counters Luigi’s Monkey Toss into an Arm Drag takedown, Luigi quickly gets up and walks into a Huracanrana by Spidey and a 2 count and both men get up again and to the cheer of the crowd. Both guys make tags to their partners and Mario and Pan come in to equal ovations and they begin to lock up as well, Pan goes behind and gets Mario in a Rolling Clutch Pin for a 2 count, Pan comes off the ropes and jumps over Mario looking for a Sunset Flip, but Mario counters it into a Body Flip Slam taking Pan down and makes a cover and a 2 count. Mario kicks Pan back into the corner and sends Pan into the corner across, Mario runs in and Pan jumps up on the middle turnbuckle and comes off with a Head Scissors counter taking Mario down, Pan then dropkicks Mario into the ropes and Pan comes off the ropes not seeing Luigi make the tag, Luigi comes in and takes Pan down with a clothesline and makes the cover and gets a 2 count. Luigi picks up Pan and connects with a Standing Vertical Suplex and makes another cover and gets a 2 count. Luigi goes for another Suplex that Pan lands on his feet behind Luigi and grabs him, Luigi then reverses behind Pan and moves him to the ropes as Pan makes a tag Spidey as Luigi comes off the ropes with him into the pin, Pan pushes Luigi off of him and Spidey nails him with a Springboard Dropkick taking Luigi down and makes a cover and a 2 count. Spidey sends Luigi into the corner and runs in and connects with a Monkey Flip back in the center of the ring, Luigi gets up and then reverses the Irish Whip on Spidey who tries for a Head Scissors, but Luigi counters with a Tilt-A-Whirl Backbreaker and hooks the leg and Pan breaks up the count at 2. Luigi makes the tag to Mario who comes in and Luigi slams Spidey to the mat and the Marios give a Double Jumping Elbow Drop the chest of Spidey and a cover and a 2 count. Mario hooks the arms of Spidey and connects with a Double Underhook Suplex and hooks the leg and only a 2 count, Spidey catches Mario off guard and gets him in a Jumping Rollup and a 2 count, Mario then gets up and walks into a Spinning Heel Kick by Spidey knocking Mario down, Spidey then comes off the ropes and goes for Rolling Thunder, but Mario gets his knees up and Pan smartly makes a tag himself while Spidey is down and climbs to the top, Mario gets up and turns around into a Diving Cross Body by Pan and a 2 count, Pan then chops at the chest of Mario and then gets the Irish Whip reversed and Mario sends Pan into the corner, Mario runs in and Pan moves out of the way and then nails Mario with a Springboard Dropkick in the corner, Pan then runs in for another move jumping which Mario catches him and spins him onto the top turnbuckle and then slaps him across the chest which Pan shoves Mario back with his foot, Mario then runs in and Pan grabs him and plants him with a Tornado DDT and hooks the leg and Luigi breaks up the count. Pan then rolls onto the apron to got for a high risk move and jumps on the top rope and comes off, but Mario counters nailing him with the Butt Bomb in mid-air and both men are down. Both men get the tags and Spidey comes in and ducks under the right hand and comes off the ropes and nails a Flying Clothesline on Luigi and then a second one, Spidey then jumps on Luigi who is trying to counters with the Pipe Bomb, but Spidey nails the Head Scissors putting Luigi on the ropes, Spidey calls for the 619 and comes off the ropes, but Mario catches him and drills him with a Powerslam taking Spidey down, Pan then gets up and gives Mario a Cactus Clothesline over the ropes and both men go to the outside, Luigi gets to his feet and tries for the Super Luigi Stunner on Spidey, but Spidey shoves him again into ropes and goes for the 619 again and nails it and Luigi gets knocked back into the middle of the ring as he gets up staggered but up. Spidey then goes for the West Coast Pop and gets on Luigi, but Luigi counters it in mid-air and turns it into a Pipe Bomb and Luigi makes the cover and Pan gets in the ring and breaks up the count before the 3. Pan goes for a kick that Luigi blocks and spins Pan around and nails Pan with the Super Luigi Stunner and Pan falls to the outside, but Spidey takes advantage and dropkicks Luigi in the back and Luigi falls into the corner, Spidey then calls for the Bronco Buster and runs in and connects with it and takes Luigi as Spidey drags Luigi to the center of the ring and Spidey heads to the top turnbuckle. Spidey looks for the Spidey Splash when Mario gets on the apron and Spidey knocks him off and Spidey comes off the top and nails Luigi with the Spidey Splash, but as he gets to his feet to make the cover, The Dudley Nephews get in the ring and nail Spidey with a 3-D causing the disqualification, Ace then picks up Luigi and the Dudleys then nail a Reverse Neck Bomb onto Luigi and takes both men down in the ring as The Dudley Nephews have ended a very competitive match in a double DQ. The Dudley Nephews then grab the NIWA World Tag Team Titles on the outside and hold them above Spidey and Luigi and then drop them as they head to the back as Mario begins to get in the ring to check on Luigi and as Pan is still down on the outside as Spidey is in the ring. For the second time in a week, The Dudleys have interrupted a match as they head to the back.
(Ron Burgundy is waiting for The Dudley Nephews to get to the back)
Burgundy: Ted, Ace…why did you just interfere in the match with the Marios and Peter Pan and Spiderman?
Ace: Because we were just sending a little reminder that there’s still another tag team that is expecting to regain their Tag Team titles.
Ted: And come EMW’s MegaBrawl 4, that will happen, and The Dudley Nephews will once again be on top in the NIWA Tag Team division.
(Bell rings) Finkle: The following contest… is a “Christmas Wish List“ Match! (Crowd Cheers)
(JTH heads out to the ring to a great ovation and gets in the ring and does posing and Pyro and then grabs a mike as the crowd cheers)
JTH: So JTH was nominated into a match by a member of the EMW Forum. And while it’s not competing for the NIWA World Championship, kicking someone up and down this ring is exactly what will get me in the Christmas Spirit. (Cheers) So how bout’ this guy come down to this ring and prepare to have the match of their life. (Drops the mike)
(Mr. Clean gets a loud chorus of boos and enters the ring mocking the crowd)
“Christmas Wish List” Match
"Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH vs. Mr. Clean
From: JessicaMarie
The two men go face to face and Clean does a bit of intimidation pushing JTH back and wiggles the phalanges at JTH who then walks back in the face and slaps the taste out of Clean’s mouth and then flips him off and starts wailing at the face of Clean knocking him back in the ropes which Clean comes back with a rake in the eyes, Clean sends JTH off the ropes and JTH leapfrogs over Clean and then stops and gives Clean a point of the elbow to the face of Clean and then takes Clean down with a Headlock Takedown and a quick 2 count as Clean gets his shoulder up. Clean gets up while still in the hold and gets on the rope and shoves JTH off the ropes and takes JTH down hard with a Shoulder Block, Clean comes off the ropes, jumps over JTH, JTH then jumps and Clean holds his ground and goes for a bitchslap that JTH ducks and comes with a knife edge chop to the chest of Clean taking him back to the corner, JTH then heads back and goes for a Body Splash in the corner that Clean catches him and drops him face first on the top buckle stunning him, Clean then pits JTH on the ropes holding his legs and kicks him very close to a low blow but the referee allows it and JTH goes down and a cover and a 2 count. Clean strikes JTH back in the corner and sends JTH into the opposite corner, Clean runs in and JTH turns it into a Sunset Flip and a 2 count, Clean gets up and walks right into another knife edge chop, and then JTH tackles Clean through the ropes to the outside, JTH stomps away at Clean and then gets on the apron breaking the count and comes down onto Clean with an Elbow Drop to the outside and JTH then picks up Clean and sends him back into the ring, JTH gets in the ring and looks to end it early with the Wrestlemania Kick, but Clean blocks it and spins JTH around and grabs JTH from behind and drops him with a stiff Falling Neck Breaker and JTH holds the side of his neck in pain as it looks like he tweaks the muscle in his neck, Clean notices it and immediately starts stomping away at the shoulder blade and neck area on JTH and then makes a cover and a 2 count. Clean then drops an elbow to the back of the neck and JTH grabs his neck again and Clean turns him over and hooks the leg and another 2 count. Clean gives a big right hand to JTH knocking down in the corner and Clean then starts choking JTH with his foot and breaks on 4 and then shines the bald head and heads back into the corner going for a Running Knee, but JTH dropkicks Clean in the knee and Clean goes face first into the second turnbuckle, JTH then climbs up on Clean and starts punching Clean in the face that the crowd counts with, after the fifth punch Clean grabs JTH and hangman’s JTH throat first on the top rope and takes him down, Clean then comes off the ropes and baseball slides JTH to the outside. JTH then slowly gets to his knees and crawls back onto the apron as Clean comes over and picks him up and JTH gives another back elbow knocking Clean back, JTH then heads to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a Double Axe Handle, but Clean counters with a clothesline taking JTH down and hooks the leg and a 2 count, after which Clean puts JTH in a Neck Vice turning his head sideways. JTH gets to his feet and shifts himself behind Clean and counters out with a Back Suplex and both men are down. Clean gets up and gives a shot to JTH who comes back with a chop to the chest, the two trade blows back and forth until JTH starts to get the edge with the chops, Clean tries for another rake to the eyes, but JTH blocks it and talks trash to Clean and pokes Clean in the eyes as payback, Clean reverses the Irish Whip but still can’t see and JTH takes advantage and drills Clean with the Flying Forearm and both are down until JTH nips up but then grabs his neck again, JTH then heads to the top turnbuckle to go for the Elbow Drop, but takes too long and Clean gets to his feet and bumps the ropes and JTH straddles the buckle and then Clean runs and grabs JTH with the running Head Scissors to JTH from the top to the mat and Clean makes the cover and only a 2 count. Clean then heads to the top turnbuckle himself and calls for the Cleaning Press and goes for it, but JTH moves and Clean splats the mat as JTH slowly gets up in the corner, JTH then grabs Clean and goes for the Wrestlemania Lock and gets him half way turned until Clean grabs the ropes getting the break. JTH picks up Clean who forearms JTH in the side of the head stunning him and Clean then nails the Clean Sweep on JTH and hooks the leg and only a 2 count as JTH kicks out. Clean picks up JTH going for another Clean Sweep, but JTH elbows Clean in the side of the head and then counters nailing a Russian Leg Sweep of his own taking Clean down and then gives a big jumping elbow drop and calls for the end. JTH goes for the Wrestlemania Kick that gets blocked again by Clean and spins JTH and goes for the Clean Cut, but JTH shoves Clean off the ropes and gets with the Wrestlemania Kick coming off the ropes and hooks the leg and gets the 3 and JTH has won this special “Christmas Wishlist” match against Mr. Clean and gains a big win.
(Screen shows a video package and build up of the upcoming Chuck Norris vs. Blitz match)
(Bell rings) Finkle: The following contest, scheduled for one fall! (Crowd Cheers)
(Chuck Norris gets a monster ovation)
(Blitz comes out to a chorus of boos with light scatter of cheers)
Chuck Norris vs. Blitz
The two look lock up and then Blitz back up and gets in the ropes and causing the referee to get Norris back and the crowd boos Blitz for the action. The two begin to lock up again and Blitz does the same action making the referee to move back again, Blitz though tries to go for a cheap shot that Norris sees coming and takes Blitz down with a right hand taking Blitz down, Blitz continues to get knocked down by the right hands and then Norris grabs Blitz and then throws him out of the ring. Blitz then gets up and slowly walks around the ring as the referee counts and then gets on the apron and enters the ring at 8. Tie up and Norris gets Blitz in a headlock and wrenches the head of Blitz, Blitz shoves Norris off the ropes and takes Norris down with a Shoulder Block, Blitz then gets in the face of Norris and starts talking him down which Norris while on his back slaps Blitz across the face as he gets to his feet, Blitz turns back to Norris with a ticked off look on his face, Blitz runs at Norris who then takes Blitz down with an Arm Drag which Blitz gets back up quickly and runs into a second by Norris, Blitz gets up again and quickly reacts and slaps Norris across the face as the two are obviously trying to outdo another, Norris blocks the right hand of Blitz and then starts kicking away at the leg and chest of Blitz causing Blitz to cover up which Blitz then gets nailed with a Palm Thrust to the chest knocking Blitz to the corner. Norris fake whips Blitz back into the corner and Blitz comes out and gets knocked down with a double chop to the chest and a cover and a 2 count. Norris picks Blitz who comes back with a kick to the gut and then a European Uppercut knocking Norris back on the ropes, Blitz runs at Norris who back body drops Blitz over the ropes though Blitz stays on the apron unbeknownst to Norris, Blitz then clubs Norris in the back of the head and grabs Norris and places him down on the middle ropes and gives Norris a Final Cut on the ropes whip lashing Norris’ neck on the ropes and Norris falls back in the ring as Blitz lands on his feet on the outside, Blitz then scales to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a forearm to the back of the head as Norris begins to get to his feet and makes a cover and a 2 count. Blitz starts clubbing away at the back of the head of Norris and then sends Norris off the ropes and ducks which Norris leapfrogs and then knees Blitz in the face as he turns around, Blitz then runs at Norris and gets drilled with a kick to the chest taking him down, Norris then sits Blitz up and then begins kicking Blitz in the chest repeatedly and then comes off the ropes and gives Blitz a running stiff kick to the chest taking him down and makes a cover and a 2 count. Blitz then gets up and blocks Norris’ kick and spins him around and forearms him in the back of the head and then drops Norris with a ZigZag Drop and then hooks the leg and only a 2 count. Blitz then shoves Norris chest first into the corner and then rams his face first into the buckle dropping Norris onto his knees, Blitz then drives his foot into the back of the neck of Norris pressing Norris’ face into the middle turnbuckle and Blitz breaks on 4 and Blitz acts like he meant no harm. Blitz then heads back looking to do some heavy damage and runs in and misses a knee in the corner that Norris moves, Norris then gets to his feet and then kicks Blitz in the knee dropping Blitz on both knees and then Norris whacks Blitz with a Buzzsaw Kick to the back of the head of Blitz and makes the cover and only a 2 count. Norris then pounds away at the face of Blitz who counters picking up Norris and dropping him face first on the top turnbuckle of the corner, Blitz then gives Norris another European Uppercut in the corner and then puts Norris on the top of the corner and climbs up and looks for a Superplex, but Norris holds onto the top rope and holds his ground, Norris and then fists to the body of Blitz and shoves Blitz off the top to the mat, Norris then slowly gets to his feet on the top and looks to the crowd who cheer, Norris then comes off the top with a Diving Leg Drop and connects with it but the force of the impact hurts Norris at the same time and causes him to stall and then makes the cover and only a 2 count, Norris then gives Blitz another kick to the chest which Blitz gives a wild shot to the back of the head knocking Norris on his knee and Blitz reacts quick and gets Norris in the La Magistral Cradle and a 2 count. Norris gets up and ducks the right hand and gives a Spinning Back Kick and then plants Blitz with a Falling Facecrusher and makes a cover and a 2 count. Norris knocks back Blitz on the ropes who then reverses the Irish Whip and misses the clothesline, but then Norris misses the Roundhouse as Blitz ducks who then kicks Norris in the gut and lifts Norris up and plants him with a Brainbuster and hooks the leg and almost a 3 and Blitz thought he had him. Blitz looks to get ready for the All Out Blitz, but Norris elbows Blitz in the face and then drills him with the Roundhouse Kick taking Blitz and Norris is ready for the Norris Kick and goes for it, but Blitz ducks it and grabs Norris from behind and turns it into the Pumphandle Back Breaker right into a hook of the leg and again almost 3 and Blitz starts slapping the mat in frustration as again he thought he had him. Blitz then gets up and Norris goes for the Norris Kick, but Blitz blocks it and spins him around and goes for the All Out Blitz, but Norris grabs the ropes and Blitz slams his head on the mat and Blitz then gets up and Norris nails the Norris Kick on Blitz and goes down and Norris hooks the leg on Blitz and gets the 3 and Chuck Norris has picked up the victory over Blitz. Chuck Norris exit’s the ring beaten badly but has won the match against longtime rival Blitz.
(Screen shows a build up to EMW’s MegaBrawl 4 event that will take place this Sunday, December 28th)
(Bell rings) Finkle: The following contest… is a “Christmas Wish List“ Match! (Crowd Cheers)
(Mr. CC comes out to the ring which brings a surprise to the crowd as they are not sure why and he enters the ring and grabs a mike ready to speak)
CC: So there I was backstage getting ready for the Main Event where Drew McIntyre was about ready to successfully defend his NIWA World Championship, when suddenly I got word to head to the ring as I was selected in a “Christmas Wish List” Match? Well who in their right mind would put me in a match? So guys in the back, go ahead show this crowd and I what the deal is here.
(The screen then goes off and announces the match. A No Disqualification Falls Count Anywhere Match between NIWA President Mr. C.C. and … Terrell Owens by john400. The crowd gets excited while CC just starts laughing)
CC: Oh…what a shame that that match got selected… well hate to burst you bubble john400, but as many of you know, Terrell Owens got injured over the weekend and can’t even compete with a little gimpy ass knee injury. (Starts mockingly limping) So it seems that with no opponent here, I guess that makes me the winner by forfeit, so official; I want to come in here and award me the victory…and of course I’m the President of NIWA, so I expect you to do it well, or…I can fire you.
(Crowd boos as the official begins to get in the ring and grabs CC’s hand… when suddenly…)
(Terrell Owens is limping out with pad over his knee but is mobile and gets on the steps and gets in the ring and takes the mike from CC. He is still getting a lot of boos)
T.O.: Sorry to ruin your little victory celebration CC, but the fact is I maybe injured, but I can still kick your ass all over Kansas City tonight. (Crowd starts cheering as CC starts laughing again)
CC: You’re kidding right? (CC stares at Owens with a smug smile) Okay, since you seem to be that stupid, I’ll let this match take place, you happy? (Crowd Cheers)
T.O.: Trust me, I maybe hurt, I maybe off to recover after this match. But the fact is…I don’t need any excuses to kick your NIWA ass over and outside this ring and show that “You Can’t Go…With T.O.!”
“Christmas Wish List” Match
No Disqualification Falls Count Anywhere Match
Terrell Owens vs. NIWA President Mr. C.C.
From: john400
Owens blocks the right hand of CC and starts pounding away at CC with right hands knocking CC back on the ropes and then gives CC a big right hand through the ropes to the outside. Owens heads to the outside goes to grab CC, but CC with a chair in hand drills Owens in the midsection taking Owens down to both knees and then CC smacks Owens in the back taking him down. CC looks for a big swing at Owens who moves out of the way and Owens kicks away at CC while still laying on the mat and gets CC to drop the chair, Owens gets up and runs at CC, but CC drives his fist into the abdomen of Owens and then rams him face first into the ring apron, CC then gives straight fists to the ribs and chest of Owens and then looks behind him to the timekeeper’s table, Owens though reverses and throws CC into the table and knocks all the equipment off of it, Owens then jumps on CC and starts pounding away at CC some more as this is just a brawl. Owens then picks up CC and whips him into the apron and then grabs CC and brings around to the other side of the ring, but CC during this throws Owens into the steel steps and Owens goes back first into them. Owens gets back up and heads for CC as he is looking under the ring, Owens grabs CC and then gets drilled in the face with a trash can lid and taking Owens on both knees followed by a big side swing knocking Owens in the side of the face taking Owens down and CC makes a cover on the outside and only a 2 count. CC then starts choking Owens with the lid and then lets go and tosses the lid to the side and starts stomping away at Owens some more. CC then looks for an Irish Whip, but Owens reverses it and sends CC into the guardrail and CC walks off the railing and Owens then gives CC a Back Body Drop on the outside on the mat. Owens then grabs CC and sends him back into the ring, Owens looks for the Football Tackle and goes for it and CC sidesteps Owens and throws into the ropes throat first stunning Owens, CC then kicks Owens in the gut and picks up Owens and drops him with a Spike Piledriver and makes the cover and only a 2 count. CC starts choking Owens in the ropes and holds him there for about 6 seconds and lets him go, CC then stomps away at Owens on the mat making him fall to the outside. CC taunts the crowd and then heads to the outside, but Owens then trips up CC and CC lands back first on the apron and falls to the floor and Owens then mounts CC and punches away at the face of CC again and then gives a Jumping Foot to the face and makes a cover and a 2 count. Owens looks under the ring and grabs a table and looks to set it up, but CC comes from behind and grabs Owens throws him back first into the guardrail, CC then runs at Owens who counters and Back Body Drops CC over the guardrail into the crowd as security keeps the crowd at bay. Owens then runs and jumps over the railing and connects with a Diving Clothesline on CC and makes a cover and only a 2 count. Owens then rams CC in the railing and walks back looking for the Football Tackle, but CC sidesteps him and rams Owens head into the railing and Owens looks woozy, CC then jumps back over the railing and grabs Owens and drops him throat first on the railing. CC then grabs Owens again and Suplexes Owens back over the railing into the ring area and CC then gets up and starts taunting Owens. CC then heads over to the table and sets it up next to the outside and then grabs Owens tries to put him on it, but Owens knees in the gut and shoves him into the ring post and tosses him into the ring, Owens sets up CC for the T.O. Elbow which the crowd is getting hot for, Owens comes off the ropes and CC gets to his feet and kicks Owens coming off the ropes and lifts up Owens and does an Alley Oop onto one of the corners and makes a cover on Owens and only gets a 2 count and CC can’t believe it. CC looks to finish it and goes for the Whammy Bar, but Owens elbows his way out of it and kicks CC in the gut and goes for the Playmaker, but CC slips out and goes for the F5, but Owens also slips out of CC’s finisher and throws CC over the ropes who holds onto the apron, CC forearms Owens in the face and goes for an attack, but Owens nails the Bengal Boot on CC who becomes staggered, Owens then comes off the ropes and nails a Football Tackle through the ropes and through the table set up on the outside which both men are down from until Owens slowly comes to and gets an arm over CC and gets the 3 and Terrell Owens has gotten one up on NIWA President Mr. CC as he has won this extremely brutal Falls Count Anywhere match. Owens then limps up the entrance way as he gets the last bit of revenge before leaving for the time being.
(Screen shows the video package of Drew McIntyre verses Zangief getting ready for their TLC Match in the Main Event of Christmas Catastrophe)
(Bell rings) Finkle: The following contest, is the “Christmas Wish List“ Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Match! For the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
(Drew comes out in his WM 26 attire and holds holds the title up and heads to the ring and hands the title over to the referee who begins strapping the title on the loop as it begins to be hoisted up)
(Zangief gets a big ovation and he flexing as he enters into the ring)
“Christmas Wish List” Match
TLC Match
NIWA World Heavyweight Championship
Drew McIntyre © vs. Zangief
From: jth
The bell sounds and Drew bolts out of the ring trying to grab a ladder, but Zangief goes out also and clubs Drew in the back as he tries to grab it, Zangief then rams Drew face first into the barricade and starts wailing away at Drew and one final shot takes Drew down. Zangief heads over to the next corner and grabs a chair off the table set up outside the ring and heads back over to Drew who rolls in the ring to get away, Zangief then brings in the chair which Drew starts stomping away at Zangief which causes Zangief to drop the chair, Drew then comes off the ropes and Zangief gets to his feet and lifts Drew with a High Back Body Drop taking Drew down, Drew gets up and Zangief then clotheslines Drew back out of the ring again. Zangief flexes to the crowd getting them behind him and then heads to the outside, but Drew grabs the chair that Zangief dropped and smacks Zangief in the knee as Zangief was heading out and Zangief falls to the outside, Drew then winds up and drills Zangief in the back with the chair several times until the chair is unusable and then he tosses the chair to the side. Drew grabs the ladder and folds it up and tries to pull it in as he gets in the ring, but Zangief grabs the top end of the ladder as Drew continues to bring it in and Drew can’t move it anymore and the two start having a Tug of War with the ladder and then Zangief drives the ladder into the mid-section of Drew knocking him down in the ropes back first, Zangief then pushes the ladder into the ring, Zangief then sets the ladder onto the ropes as Drew gets to his feet and then runs at Zangief who side steps Drew and runs face first into the ladder and falls to the middle of the ring, Zangief then tips the ladder over and makes it fall right it right on top of Drew, Zangief then looks to the crowd and comes off the ropes and drops a leg onto the ladder with Drew underneath and Drew rolls to the corner in extreme pain. Zangief then sets the ladder up and begins to climb it for the first time in the match and gets halfway up until Drew gets to his feet and clotheslines the back of Zangief’s leg and Zangief falls back to the mat holding his knee that was attacked before, Drew then grabs that leg and drops an elbow on it and then a second time followed by a jumping stomp. Drew then begins to climb up the ladder when Zangief grabs him by the leg as he starts to stand up and then pulls Drew off the ladder and he lands face first on the mat, Zangief then picks Drew up and throws him to the outside and follows him out. Zangief then grabs another ladder and sets it up on the ring apron and the guardrail and grabs Drew and lifts him up like a Suplex and drops him ribs first onto the ladder which doesn’t give and Drew falls to the floor, Zangief then enters the ring and begins to climb the ladder again and gets more than half way up when Drew comes in with the other ladder and throws it at Zangief’s legs and stops Zangief pursuit for the title, Drew then pushes the ladder over and Zangief jumps off landing on his feet but his knee buckles stopping him and Drew then dropkicks Zangief in the knee taking him down to one knee, Drew then picks up the ladder again and throws it at the back of Zangief taking him down to the mat. Drew then grabs one of the ladders and places it underneath the leg of Zangief so his leg is resting on it, then Drew grabs the second ladder in the ring and drop it onto the leg so the ladders work as a vice crunching Zangief’s leg in between them. Drew then heads to the outside and grabs a chair and brings it into the ring and then gives it a kiss to which he then swings and smashes the ladders into the leg of Zangief again and does so about 4 times and Zangief is riving in pain and finally gets out underneath the ladders as Drew taunts the crowd. Drew then pushes one of the ladders out of the ring and begins to set the second ladder up in the ring and begin to climb it and begins reaching for the titles and touches it when Zangief brags the chair Drew had and smacks Drew in the back with it and Drew falls rested on the ladder not going down, Zangief then gives him a second shot with the chair and Drew falls off the ladder landing back first on the mat. Zangief then puts the chair down and picks up Drew and drops Drew with a Side Slam onto the chair and Drew grabs his back in pain as he rolls to the apron. Zangief then slowly heads to the outside and pushes some chair off one of the tables and grabs it and brings it into the ring, he then goes to another side and does the same thing and grabs a second table and brings it into the ring as well. Zangief sets one of the tables up in a corner, but before he can set up the second one Drew jumps him behind and then kicks him in the knee again and then comes off the ropes and Zangief counters with a Powerslam taking Drew down again, Zangief then limps over to the second table and sets it up next to the ladder and then grabs Drew and throws him out of the ring again so he has time to get up the ladder. Zangief begins to scale the ladder to try and grab the title and gets more than half way again when Drew brings in the second ladder again and takes a clean shot at the leg again stopping Zangief and then props the second ladder up next to the first one and Drew begins to climb the second ladder and grabs Zangief and pulls him down with a Reverse STO off the ladder and both men are down. Drew slowly gets to his feet and uses the ladder to pull himself up and slowly starts up one of the ladders to get to the title when Zangief gets to his feet and grabs the ladder that Drew is on and pushes it forward and Drew falls forward onto the ropes midsection first and falls to the outside and Drew is out of the outside as the crowd is going crazy as Zangief has a shot. Zangief begins to climb up rung by rung and get closer and gets his hands on the title when Mr. CC runs down to the ring and climbs up and gives Zangief a low blow and Zangief comes down a few rungs as CC then pulls him off the ladder, CC then starts punching away at the face of Zangief who then blocks the final right hand and grabs CC by the throat and then looks to the table in the corner and grasps CC and turns and gives him the Russian National Throw through the table and CC looks out, Drew though is taking advantage and climbing the ladder when Zangief sees him and pulls him off by the leg and Drew gives him a right hand which appears to have something on them knocking Zangief down on the ropes, Drew then grabs Zangief’s arm and the object is a pair of handcuffs and Drew handcuffs Zangief’s arm on the bottom rope as Zangief is trying to get a hold of Drew but can’t as Drew taunts him on the mat as he then begins to climb up the ladders using both to climb up, but Zangief with his strength gives a mighty yank and snaps the bottom rope off the buckle freeing himself to the shock of the crowd and Zangief climbs up the ladder unbeknownst to Drew is about to unhook the title until Zangief grabs Drew grasps his arms as Drew screams in horror as Zangief pushes them both down with a Russian National Slam onto the table set next to the ladder and both men are down and the crowd is going nuts. Zangief is the first up after nearly 45 seconds of everyone out and Zangief starts to crawl to the ladder and starts his way up when suddenly CC starts to get close to the ladder also and grabs the second ladder that was tipped over and sets on the ropes and in between one of the rungs, Zangief inches closer to the title when CC grabs a hold of Zangief’s leg and holds him in place as Zangief stretches for title but he is not high enough as Drew begins to climb up the other side and gets a hold of the title, Zangief shoves CC off of him and knocks him down and Zangief gets up by Drew and then two are both grabbing title until Drew grabs the title and smacks it into Zangief face and Zangief falls back and lands back first onto the ladder propped on the ropes and it doesn’t give and stays on the ropes as Drew grabs hold of the belt and pulls it down and Drew McIntyre gets lucky again and retains the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship. It took numerous occasions by Mr. CC to get the job done, but they did it. Drew climbs down off the ladder and rolls to the outside as CC is there to greet him as Drew McIntyre survives the Christmas Wishlist TLC Match and is still the NIWA World Champion as the show ends.
Quick Results:
Ganondorf defeated James Bond via pinfall
Link defeated Johnny Bravo via submission to retain the NIWA Venue Championship
“Narcissist” Blossom defeated Adrenaline A via pinfall to retain the NIWA World Women’s Championship
Super Mario Bros. vs. Peter Pan & NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion Spiderman ended in a no-contest after The Dudley Nephews interfered
“Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH defeated Mr. Clean via pinfall in a “Christmas Wish List” Match
Chuck Norris defeated Blitz via pinfall
Terrell Owens defeated Mr. CC via pinfall in a “Christmas Wish List” No Disqualification Falls Count Anywhere Match
Drew McIntyre defeated Zangief in a “Christmas Wish List” TLC Match to retain the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship