Post by jth on Dec 11, 2010 16:00:49 GMT -8
Saturday Night Showdown
U.S. Cellular Center
Cedar Rapids, Iowa
(Shows starts recapping last week’s Saturday Night Showdown. The main for the evening has been announced has it will be “Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH taken on Ganondorf in a no disqualification match.)
(Terrell Owens’ music hits and is getting a loud chorus of boos as it has been announced that he will face an opponent of Mr. CC’s choosing very shortly. Owens taunts the crowd getting booed as CC appears on the Titantron not getting any better reaction.)
CC: Well, T.O. Congrats on being able to survive your tables match last week, now I know why I made you the star you became. Unfortunately for you, that is going to end right here, right now! (Crowd cheers and boos) I’ve persuaded someone to take care of you, someone who we’ve never seen eye to eye, but the time has come for you to face the end of ways.
(Chuck Norris’ theme hits and the crowd goes crazy as we are going to have Chuck Norris vs. Terrell Owens right now on Saturday Night Showdown.)
Chuck Norris vs. Terrell Owens
Norris extends his hand to wish Owens luck, but Owens slaps his hand away and shakes his head, Owens then kicks Norris coming in for a tie up and clubs Norris club to both knees and stomps away at Norris taking him down and quickly taunts the crowd and gets booed doing so as the crowd has completely turned on Terrell Owens, Owens turns his attention back to Norris who then gives Owens a palm strike to the chest getting a cheer from the fans, Norris then chops away at the chest of Owens knocking back on the ropes, Owens reverses the Irish Whip and ducks which Norris punts Owens in the chest and then a Spinning Back Kick and then a Knee Lift taking Owens down as Owens gets back up holding his jaw, Owens then lowers the top rope as Norris runs in and Norris falls to the outside. Owens gets out of the ring behind Norris and clotheslines Norris down as he turns around and Owens gets back in the ring as Norris tries to get back in the ring as the referee continues the count, Norris gets halfway in the ring and Owens baseball slides Norris back to the outside which breaks the count. Norris begins to get back in the ring again and Owens goes for another baseball slides, but Norris moves out of the way and nails Owens with a Double Chop down on the outside and then grabs Owens and brings him back in the ring. Owens gets to his feet and Norris gives Owens a Judo Takedown and gets Owens in a Chin Lock, Owens begins to get to his feet and elbows away at Norris trying to get out, but gets grabs and pulled back down as he tries to go off the ropes, Norris then comes off the ropes and drops a leg onto Owens and makes a cover and a 2 count. Norris reapplies the Chin Lock trying to maintain the momentum, but Owens gets to his feet and rams Norris behind him into the corner and gives elbows and forearms to the face and then gives Norris a Snapmare and follows it up with a Perfect Neck Breaker and then makes a cover and a 2 count. Owens then pick up Norris and drops him with a Rib Breaker and hooks a leg and a 2 count, Owens looks to end it coming off the ropes going for the Bengal Boot, but Norris counters it right into a Roundhouse Kick and makes a cover and a 2 count. Norris looks to end it and calls for the end just as Mr. Clean hits the gets on the apron and gets Norris’ attention and Norris punches him off the apron, but turns around and gets nailed with a Football Tackle and Owens gets to his feet and sets Norris in the middle of the ring and sets up Norris for the T.O. Elbow and comes off the ropes and Norris tries to move, but it’s too late and Owens nails Norris with the T.O. Elbow and Owens hooks the far leg and gets the 3 and Terrell Owens escapes again with a big victory against Chuck Norris, but Mr. Clean’s interference without question played a role in the outcome.
(Backstage Ron Burgundy is ready for an interview)
Burgundy: Ladies and gentlemen, joining me right now is the man that will face “Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH here tonight in a no disqualification match. Please welcome…Ganondorf. (Crowd Boos) Ganondorf…last week you purposely got yourself disqualified in a match with JTH that has led to this no disqualification match tonight, why did…you do what you did last week.
Ganondorf: From the beginning of time…mortal man has looked to the heavens above and believed that one is better than all others before him. JTH is now the one that believes that he can triumph over all others to sheer greatness. (Cheers) But as all know, with all greatness of good, there is always a just as equal greatness of evil. Ron Burgundy…I am NOT just any evil… I am the King… of Evil. JTH believes that he can stare evil in the face and knock it out of his way…(Cheers) How very unfortunately disappointed he will be by the end of the night. (Walks off)
(Screen recaps Battle For Glory and showing Blitz’s one on one victory versus James Bond)
Jackie Chan vs. Blitz
The two try to get the better of each other with a bit of chain wrestling, Blitz looks to begin to get the upper hand and Chan counters out with his signature kicks to the ribs repeated times as he knocks Blitz back in the ropes as Blitz gets in the ropes and cause the referee to back Chan off, Blitz then runs at Chan trying to take advantage but Chan counters with a Arm Drag takedown which Blitz gets up from and Chan takes Blitz with another kick to the face and makes a cover and a 2 count. Chan kicks Blitz in the corner and then sends him off the into the opposite corner and runs in which Blitz counters with a forearm to the face knocking Chan down to the mat. Blitz then punches away at Chan as he gets to his feet and knocks him back into the ropes and then ties Chan’s arms in the ropes and starts kicking away at the midsection and the referee moves Blitz who then tries for one last punch, but Chan kicks Blitz running in and is able to free himself and Blitz down with a back kick to the face and takes Blitz down again and makes another cover and a 2 count. Chan gives a Spinning Back Kick to the gut of Blitz and then goes for a Straight Kick off the ropes which Blitz dodges and turns it into a Flashback Slam and makes a cover and a 2 count. Blitz waits for Chan to get to his feet and kicks Chan in the back of the leg knocking Chan back to the mat and then grabbing the leg and pulling it with sudden force followed by an elbow to the knee and leg region. Blitz again waits for Chan to get up and Chan jumps over Blitz kick attempt but Blitz quickly reacts and chop blocks Chan back to the mat again and hooks the bad leg and a 2 count. Blitz continues with hard stomps to the leg and then slams the leg into the mat, Blitz heads back to the corner and goes for a Running Knee, but Chan moves and kicks Blitz the face on impact taking him down and Chan rolls to the corner and only a 2 count. Chan then blocks the kick attempt and counters with a Dragon Screw Takedown, Blitz then gets to his feet and gets knocked back in the corner with a Thrust Kick to the chest, Chan then runs in and gives Blitz a Running Knee to the face and Blitz falls to the mat and Chan hooks the leg and almost a 3. Chan pulls Blitz up to his feet and goes for a Brainbuster, but Blitz lands on his feet behind Chan and gets him with an All Out Blitz and makes the cover and gets the 3 and Blitz gets another hard earned win in singles action.
(Backstage the NIWA World Women’s Tag Team Champions The Socialites are in the locker room with the other women)
Paris: Boy have we got a special surprise for those Slayers when they get here.
Nicole: And when they do, we’re going to send them back to that other promotion, shells of their former selves. (Laughs)
(Also in the back Johnny is flexing himself in a mirror until he is walked in front of by the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Drew McIntyre as he mock flexes in front of Bravo as Drew gets booed.)
Drew: (Laughs) Now I can see why Cody did all this stupid crap. It’s so ridiculous it’s funny.
Bravo: Hey dude! You’re blocking my vision of the greatest thing there is. (Drew moves aside and allows Bravo to look back in the mirror.)
Drew: Well that’s funny, cause last time I checked. (He holds the NIWA World Title in front of the mirror in front of Bravo) This is the greatest thing there is, and ever will be. But don’t worry, you’ll never have to worry about this blocking your view of your face…cause this is the closest you’ll ever come to this title ever again.
Bravo: Really tough guy. Well let’s see if you are everything you say you are, besides…it’s a way to get the chicks to see me.
Drew: Please…you’ve got so much gel on your head I could set it to blaze with a match. Chicks dig me too ya know. I got pretty boy looks, athletic, a Scottish accent (As you can hear some random women scream), and…(holds up the title) this. (Boos) But if think you make me break a sweat…then try me. (Walks off)
Non-Title Match
Johnny Bravo vs. NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Drew McIntyre
Drew avoids a tie up and knees Bravo in the gut and pounds away at the body which Bravo answers back with a clothesline taking Drew down, Bravo then sends Drew off the ropes and Bravo connects with a big Back Body Drop onto Drew taking him down again, Bravo then nails a Running Forearm that knocks Drew back into the corner, Bravo punches away Drew in the corner that causes the referee to get in the middle of and Drew takes advantage with a cheap shot right hand and then rams Bravo’s head into the buckle and then stomps away at Bravo in the corner, Drew then steps back and nails a Running Boot to the face knocking Bravo out of the corner and makes a cover and a 2 count. Drew gives Bravo a Snapmare and then a stiff kick to the back and then second takes Bravo down and another cover and a 2 count. Drew then comes off the ropes and drops a knee across the face and then rubs his forearm across the face of Bravo and then taunts the crowd and gets booed. Drew’s cockiness gets the better of him as Bravo gets up and gives Drew a straight right hand that knocks Drew across the ring, Drew gets up in the corner and gets clotheslined in the corner by Bravo and then Bravo picks up Drew and connects with a Falling Body Slam and makes a cover and gets a 2 count. Drew tries to crawl under the ropes to the outside, but Bravo grabs Drew by the hair and picks him up on the apron and grabs him from behind and brings him back in with a Reverse Suplex back in the ring and Bravo hooks a leg and a 2 count. Bravo looks to grab Drew who then pokes Bravo in the eyes and then goes for the Future Shock DDT, but Bravo counters with a Back Body Drop before Drew can hook the arms, Bravo then kicks Drew in the midsection and gets Drew up for the Man I’m Pretty Slam and nails ands a hooks a leg and Drew is able to get his free foot on the bottom rope before the 3. Bravo can’t believe it and goes to grab Drew who grabs a hold of the ropes as the referee tries to get Bravo away from Drew, but Drew takes advantage while the referee is blinded from the far side, Drew gives Bravo a mule kick below the belt and Bravo goes down to both knees and Drew looks to take advantage and is able to grasp both arms and nails the Future Shock DDT and hooks the far leg and gets the 3 and Drew McIntyre survives in this non-title match against hot shot Johnny Bravo.
(Recap of what happened on EMW’s Starlets show last night airs and shows that NIWA member Joanna Dark and NIWA World Women’s Champion “Narcissist” Blossom will take part in a Two Fall Fatal 4 Way match for both the NIWA & EMW Women’s Championships.)
(Narcissist Blossom is in the ring with mike before her match in moments)
Blossom: Those three imperfections can believe that they stand a chance against such beauty and power such as I at MegaBrawl 4, but the truth is that no one is able to withstand the unstoppable might of the “Narcissist” that is me. And anyone who attempts to defy me, just like all the others…will be destroyed.
Non-Title Match
Frost vs. NIWA World Women’s Champion “Narcissist” Blossom
Blossom kicks Frost square in the head as she enters the ring and Blossom then mounts Frost and just starts wailing away at her repeatedly as the referee tries to get Blossom off of her as Frost tries to get to her feet, but when she does Blossom gives Frost another boot to the head knocking her out and the referee throws out the match. Blossom though isn’t finished with Frost who then picks her up and nails her with Perfectly Painful and then stands over Frost and calls for a mike.
Blossom: Anyone that thinks I am joking about my words, witness yet another sacrifice at feet. And at MegaBrawl 4, three more sacrifices will be fulfilled by the power…of The “Narcissist” Blossom…(Blossom poses and gets heavily booed.)
(Backstage The Socialites are seen making their way to the ring for their big announcement as they come down to the ring getting booed loudly)
Paris: Now I know that none of you are smart enough to think about what we have in store for those little Vampire Slayers, but I guess we don’t need to hold out any longer.
Nicole: Cause it’s an idea that’ll knock your socks off. So why don’t those little bimbos from EMW come down here and face us like ladies.
(The Vampire Slayers make their way to the ring as they enter with their EMW Women’s Tag Team Titles in hand.)
Paris: So I’m sure you’re wondering why we’ve brought you here to stand before the greatest tag team in the history of the world.
Nicole: Yeah, cause you see. We came up with an excellent idea… if I do say so myself. You see you’re the EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions, and we’re Tag Team Champions too.
Paris: But you see, we haven’t defended our titles in forever because there’s no one on NIWA worthy enough to face us. (Buffy cuts them off)
Buffy: Actually it might have something to do with that you two suck and no one wants to see you. (Crowd goes crazy)
Paris: Fine! That’s the way you want to do things…Fine! Cause we’re going to have the last laugh…at MegaBrawl 4...tell her Nicole.
Nicole: Yeah, cause the two companies have agreed that at MegaBrawl 4, your titles and our titles will be on the line in a Title Unification Match. Yay!
Paris: And after that match, the only good women’s wrestlers in either of these two companies will become the only worthy women in the world. (Both Paris and Nicole laugh as they head out of the ring and begin heading to the back, but they are stopped by multiple NIWA Women Superstar that heard the comments just said. The Socialites try to reason with them as Buffy and Faith turn them around and start beating them down and soon the other NIWA stars follow up and The Socialites are left beaten on the entrance way.)
(Backstage Ron Burgundy is ready for an interview)
Burgundy: Ladies and gentlemen, joining me right now is the man that will face Ganondorf in just mere moments…here is…JTH (Is in his ring gear looking away from Burgundy and is getting cheered) JTH earlier tonight, Ganondorf had some choice words for yourself, saying that you believe that you’re better than everyone else and that you’re in for a dose of reality tonight. Your thoughts?
JTH: (Chuckles) Oh no…Mr. big, old, mean, tough, and nasty Ganondorf is gonna make me eat my words. Oh, what do I do? …Maybe I’ll go out there and be exactly what I say I am! I don’t give a damn who I step in the ring with whether it be from Jackie Moon to Jackie Chan, Chuck Norris to Ganondorf. My Words won’t change. So you’re taller than the others? That just means I have more of your ass to kick. So you’re more evil than everyone else? That means the fun begins. Cause I am better than you Ganondorf…and tonight…you’ll find out why…(Walks off. The match is next)
No Disqualification Match
“Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH vs. Ganondorf
JTH ducks the chair swing from Ganon and comes off the ropes and gives Ganon a Dropkick to the knees taking Ganon down to a knee, JTH then comes off the ropes again and Ganon takes the chair and drives it into the midsection of JTH and then gets up and smacks JTH in the back with it and then drops the chair. Ganon then grabs JTH and throws him into the corner and nails JTH with several elbows to the face and JTH falls down in the corner, Ganon then shoves his foot into the face of JTH and JTH is able to get out of the ring and goes down trying to get to his feet. Ganon gets out of the ring and grabs JTH and whips him hard into the steel steps separating them , Ganon comes in and JTH counters with a Drop Toe Hold and Ganon goes face first into the bottom level of the step, JTH acts fast and stomps Ganon head back into the steps stunning him and then gives a leg drop to the back of Ganon’s head, JTH gets the crowd pumped and turns back to Ganon who has recovered and picks up JTH who tries to fight out but gets a Spinebuster on the steps and JTH rolls off the steps the grabbing his back. Ganon grabs JTH by the throat and looks for a Chokeslam like at Battle For Glory, but JTH gives Ganon a low blow getting from Ganon and then runs at Ganon and nails a sick Jumping Tornado DDT on the outside and JTH struggles to his knees and crawls to the steel steps, JTH lifts them on their side and then runs at them the steps a Running Dropkick smashing them into Ganon’s head and both men are down and the crowd is hot for this match. JTH tries to pick up Ganon to nail him on the steps again, but Ganon lifts JTH up and rams him back first into the railing and then pounds away at the face of JTH until he knocks him to floor. Ganon then brings JTH over to the timekeeper’s table and picks him up for what looks like a Powerslam, but slips behind Ganon and shoves him into the table and then takes one of the monitors and smashes it into Ganon’s face and knocks him onto the table and JTH looks to the top turnbuckle and heads to top of it and goes for the Diving Elbow Drop, but Ganon and JTH goes through the table and JTH is out like a light as the crowd is going nuts. Ganon grabs JTH and throws him into the ring and gets in to make the cover and does so and only gets a 2 count. Ganon picks up JTH and JTH surprisingly is fighting back and gives a right hand to Ganon knocking him back which only seems to infuriate Ganon, Ganon then sends JTH off the ropes and misses the clothesline and JTH nails a Flying Forearm and Ganon goes down to one knee, JTH then nips up but Ganon is ready for him and boots him back to the mat and makes another cover and only a 2 count again and Ganon gets to his feet and complains to the referee as JTH struggles to his feet, Ganon kicks JTH and goes for the Ganon Bomb, but JTH grabs onto Ganon allowing him to stay on the mat and then JTH trips Ganon up and tries to go for the Wrestlemania Lock, but Ganon easily shoves JTH back into the corner with his foot and gets up and grabs JTH by the throat and picks him up and Chokeslams JTH to the mat and hooks the leg and JTH kicks out again at 2. Ganon looks to end it as he heads to the outside and grabs the steel steps again and pushes them into the ring, Ganon then lifts them up and looks to ram them into JTH, but JTH comes out of nowhere and gives the Wrestlemania Kick and kicks the steps into the face of Ganon and takes him down and JTH presses the steps into the face of Ganon as jumps on the steps and Ganon and makes the cover and the weight of the steps allows JTH to get the 3 and the crowd goes crazy as JTH has knocked off the unstoppable Ganondorf as JTH struggles to his feet he is almost in shock as he gets his hand raised in victory. JTH poses to the crowd as Ganondorf rolls to the outside as the show ends with JTH standing triumphant.
Quick Results:
Terrell Owens defeated Chuck Norris via pinfall after Mr. Clean interfered
Blitz defeated Jackie Chan via pinfall
NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Drew McIntyre defeated Johnny Bravo via pinfall in a non-title match
NIWA World Women’s Champion “Narcissist” Blossom defeated Frost via pinfall in a non-title match
“Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH defeated Ganondorf via pinfall in a No Disqualification Match