Post by jth on Dec 4, 2010 17:00:19 GMT -8
Saturday Night Showdown
Verizon Wireless Center
Mankato, Minnesota
(Show opens up recapping the last Saturday Night Showdown)
(Soon Mr. Wrestlemania JTH’s theme hits and the former World Heavyweight Champion makes his way to the ring and looks to be a determined and foul mood.)
JTH: A couple weeks ago, I was dumb enough to think that a certain person would have enough respect for NIWA that he would actually fight for us. And the pathetic thing is I’m not even talking about Terrell Owens…I’m talking the man who beat the crap out of everyone in the Battle For Glory match and also choke slammed me on the outside, I guess thinking that he’s so damn macho. Well I got news for ya jackass! (Crowd Cheers) Why don’t you come down to this ring and do it when I’m expecting it. (Throws down the mike)
(Then Ganondorf’s music plays and Ganondorf comes to the down to the ring and grabs a mike also.)
Ganondorf: I admire your courage…but I warn you now. You go through with what you are about to do, and I cannot guarantee you will walk away in one piece. (Boos)
JTH: I’ll take my chances. Now with that BS out of the way. Fight. (Throws the mike out of the ring and a referee heads down to the ring and the bell is sounded.)
“Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH vs. Ganondorf
JTH ducks under the tie up attempt by Ganon and jabs away at the face of Ganon who just shoves JTH back with one hand, JTH ducks under the right hand and comes off the ropes and gets caught by the throat and Ganon picks him up which JTH slips out of and gives more right hands to the face of Ganon and then puts Ganon in a headlock, Ganon easily shoves JTH into the ropes and takes JTH down hard with a shoulder block. Ganon picks up JTH and JTH slips behind the slam attempt and pushes Ganon to the ropes for a rollup that Ganon holds on and flings JTH off him, JTH runs at Ganon and runs into a Boot to the face knocking JTH down, Ganon then gives JTH a big body blow knocking JTH back down to one knee, Ganon then grabs JTH and gives him a monstrous Gutwrench Suplex and hooks a leg and a 2 count. Ganon stomps away at JTH on the mat knocking JTH out of the ring to the outside, Ganon goes on the apron and goes for a Axe handle that JTH dodges and JTH and rams Ganon back first into the steel steps, JTH then grabs Ganon over the steps and drops Ganon with a Reverse DDT onto the steps stunning Ganon as JTH gets in the ring as the referee continues to count and Ganon gets in a 8, JTH gets on the top turnbuckle and comes off with a Missile Dropkick knocking Ganon and makes a count and barely a 2 count. JTH kicks Ganon in the face as he gets to his feet and then comes off the ropes and Ganon counters with a big Hip Toss taking JTH down again, Ganon puts JTH in the ropes and pulls back on his face in the ropes and breaks on 4 and then grabs him again and does the same thing and again breaks on 4 and then drives his knee to the back of JTH, Ganon then picks JTH up on his shoulder and drops on his knees doing a variation Gut Buster and makes the cover and a 2 count. Ganon then sends JTH off the ropes and goes for a slam of the ropes, but JTH counters it into a DDT and both men are down. Both men get up and JTH ducks under a right hand and kick Ganon in the knee dropping Ganon to one knee and JTH then jumps and takes Ganon down with a Fameasser and makes a cover and only a 2 count. JTH then heads to the top turnbuckle again and comes off and gets drilled in the face with a Double Fist blow to the face taking JTH down and Ganon hooks the leg and only a 2. Ganon picks up JTH and sets him up for the Ganon Bomb, but JTH counters it into a X Factor Facebuster and both men are down again though Ganon gets to his feet first, Ganon gives a right hand to JTH knocking back on the ropes which JTH comes back with a knife edge chop to the chest of Ganon, Ganon quickly sends JTH off the ropes and misses the right hand and JTH nails Ganon with the Flying Forearm, but doesn’t take Ganon off his feet and when JTH nips up and Ganon drills him with a hard clothesline and makes a cover and a 2 count. JTH gets picked with for another Ganon Bomb attempt and JTH trips up Ganon and tries for the Wrestlemania Lock, but Ganon shoves JTH back with his foot and JTH goes back on the ropes and drills Ganon in the face again with the Flying Forearm this time taking Ganon down and JTH nips up again. JTH gets on the top turnbuckle and comes off with a Diving Elbow and calls for the end. JTH nails Ganon with the Wrestlemania Kick, but Ganon doesn’t go down and falls to the outside. JTH heads to the outside to grab Ganon, but Ganon has a chair in hand and drills JTH in the face with it and the referee calls for the bell and JTH wins via DQ. Ganon though isn’t finished and grabs JTH and sets him up right next to the timekeeper’s table and Ganon Bomb’s JTH through the timekeeper’s table on the outside and Ganon stands over JTH in moral victory as he gets some payback from last week.
(Paris Hilton comes out with Nicole Richie as the NIWA Women’s Tag Team Champions make their way to the ring with a mike in hand)
Paris: Hey now! Somebody around here must be forgetting something. Nicole and me are the Women’s Tag Team Champions…and yet…we haven’t been on a show in months. And we know all our fans love us…(Fans boo) Hold up, hold up, um…I don’t think you fans heard me. I said, “Love us.” (Fans Boo louder) Fine then, I’ll show up how big a mistake it was that we haven’t been here.
Paris Hilton vs. Joanna Dark
Dark runs at Paris and knocks back in the corner and pounds away at her as she tries to cover up and causes the referee to push Dark back, Dark comes back in and Paris takes her down and slams Dark’s head into the mat over and over and gets up and screams to the crowd which her, Dark gets up using the corner and Paris runs in which Dark side steps her and Paris rams the corner chest first and Dark then rams Paris’ face into the buckle, Paris elbows Dark in the face knocking her back and gets on the middle turnbuckle and comes off with a Cross Body attempt, but dark catches her and turns it into a Powerslam. Dark then shakes her head down at her opponent and picks up Paris and calls for the end and drills her with the Perfect Dark Piledriver and hooks the leg and gets the 3 and Joanna Dark gets a much needed win to boost her confidence back for the Women’s Championship match.
(Screen then shows the scenes of last week with Terrell Owens attacking Drew McIntyre last week)
(Camera is in CC’s office as he is contemplating a course of actions when NIWA World Champion Drew McIntyre enters his office who gets booed)
Drew: CC, we need to talk.
CC: About what?
Drew: About that little scum that attacked me last week.
CC: You must’ve read my mind Drew cause that’s just what I was thinking about.
Drew: He’s a threat, what was the idea of keeping him around here?
CC: Oh…that. Well Drew, Terrell Owens obviously likes to play by the element of surprise. Well guess what Drew, he’s not the only one that can do that. And he will find that out tonight, when he competes in the main event.
James Bond vs. Shredder
Tie up by the two and Shredder gets moved back towards the ropes and grabs them to get the break from the ref which then Shredder takes a cheap shot on Bond and knocks him back, Shredder then runs at Bond and gets a Arm Drag Takedown, Shredder gets up and gets another one, up again and this time a Headlock Takedown by Bond. Shredder gets to his feet and gets out ramming Bond’s head into the buckle behind him and then stomps away at Bond in the corner. Shredder takes Bond down with a hard Snapmare and then drives his forearm into the back of Bond and makes a cover and a 2 count. Shredder gives clubs to the back of Bond picking him up and then goes for a Suplex that Bond blocks, Bond counters with a Armbar down to the mat and keeps it applied, Shredder gets out of the hold and whips Bond off, Shredder knees Bond in the gut getting up and gives Bond a Big Hip Toss Slam and makes a cover and a 2 count. Shredder leans Bond on the ropes and drives his forearm into the back of Bond until Bond elbows Shredder in the face knocking him back and then a forearm uppercut, Irish Whip by Bond and ducks which Shredder kicks Bond in the face and comes off the ropes again and gets caught and nails Shredder with a Belly to Belly Suplex, Shredder gets up and misses a right hand and Bond then nails a German Suplex with a bridge and a 2 count. Shredder reverses the Irish Whip on Bond and nails him with a Boss Man Slam and makes a cover and only a 2 count, Shredder comes off the ropes as gets to a knee and drills Bond with a boot to the face and hooks the leg and a close near fall and Shredder thought it was over and complains to the referee, Shredder turns around and goes to pick up Bond who is playing possum and gets Shredder and drills the Secret Agent Slam and makes the cover and gets the 3 and James Bond gets back on track with a victory on Saturday Night Showdown.
(A Vehicle appears pulling up into the parking lot, the door opens and it’s EMW’s Alissa Flash as she enters the arena when she is approached by Ron Burgundy)
Burgundy: Miss Flash, it’s certainly a surprise to see here to tonight. Why exactly are you here?
Alissa Flash: (Smiles) You’ll soon find out. (Walks off leaving Burgundy to question)
(Fades to black)
(Screen shows a Winter Background)
Announcer: On December 24th, Christmas comes early!
(Screen shows lots of NIWA action from your favorite Superstars)
Announcer: Because for the first time in NIWA’s history…the matches…will be made…by you!!!
Drew: Who are you going to choose…
Norris: What matches will you make…
Spiderman: One thing’s for certain…
JTH: There’s only one person to pick…
Mr. Clean: And that person…is me…
JTH: Is me!
Spiderman: Me!
Norris: Me!
Zangief: Me!
(Shows Drew) Drew: Who will you choose?
(Shows all of them)
All: ME!
Announcer: NIWA Christmas Catastrophe, live December 24th, from the Sprint Center in Kansas City, Missouri. Details will be posted tomorrow on EMWNation Forums Merry Christmas…indeed.
(Suddenly Allisa Flash’s theme hits and the crowd is confused for they don’t know whether to boo her or cheer her as she enters the ring with a mike in hand)
Flash: In case you don’t know who I am, let me give you a little heads up. I am Allisa Flash…now a couple of months ago I won a 20 Woman Throwdown Royale match to earn a title shot at MegaBrawl 4 against any Women’s Champion of my choosing. Now many of you are probably wondering why I would be here instead of EMW, well don’t jump to conclusions just because I’m here. Consider this a scouting trip if you will on what I would be up against…
(Suddenly “Narcissist” Blossom’s music hits and the new NIWA Women’s Champion stops on the entrance way.)
Blossom: Someone seems to be a bit full of herself, isn’t she?
Flash: Watch what you say, keep in mind that I eliminated you from that match.
Blossom: And I never a single “Thank You” card as a result of it. You keep in mind that I eliminated more people in that match than anyone else, I eliminated 5 people before you even showed up. The fact is, in that match, everyone in that match bored me. Bored me to the point that winning the Throwdown Royale was beneath me. And as usual, I was right.
Flash: You talk about being full of myself, listen to yourself talk.
Blossom: Quiet imperfect being, the fact is winning that match didn’t matter, and do you want to why? Because now I have this! (Holds up the Women’s Championship) And the fact is, you should be thanking the heavens above that I don’t come down there and destroy you right now. Don’t think I will, look at the people I have destroyed to get where I am now. You would be no difference.
Flash: Why don’t you come down and we’ll find out.
Blossom: No, no, lucky for you, I’m going to spare your life right now so you can have your little championship match. And if you just happen to choose me as your opponent at MegaBrawl 4 I can assure you. The “Future Legend” will be a “Future Victim” to The “Narcissist”…Blossom. (Walks to the back and leaves Flash in the ring to consider her threat.)
(Screen shows a recap of when Peter Pan pinned Wario in a Tag Team match several weeks back to qualify for Team NIWA at Battle For Glory.)
Number One Contender’s Match
Peter Pan & NIWA Junior Heavyweight Champion Spiderman vs. The Warios
Spidey and Wario start the match and Wario kicks Spidey in the gut and pounds away at the face and knocks Spidey back on the ropes, Irish Whip by Wario taking Spidey off the ropes and Spidey jumps over Wario ducking and comes off the ropes and nails Wario with a Flying Head Scissors taking Wario down, Wario gets up and Spidey goes behind and pushes Wario in the ropes and rolls him up and a quick 2 count, Spidey then ducks under the Wario clothesline and comes off the ropes and nails Wario with a Spinning Heel Kick taking Wario down, tag to Pan who heads to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a Diving Cross Body and connects and a 2 count. Pan strikes away at the chest of Wario and then comes off the ropes and goes for a Cross Body, but Wario catches him and turns it into a Falling Front Slam. Wario drags Pan to their corner and makes a tag to Waluigi who comes in and drops a double knee to the chest and makes a cover and gets a 2 count, Waluigi drives the knee into the back of Pan and continues to do so and makes another cover and a 2 count. Waluigi rams Pan into the corner and has the Irish Whip reversed and Waluigi goes sternum first into the corner, Pan then turns Waluigi into a Sunset Flip rollup and a 2 count, Waluigi rolls out and takes Pan down with a Diving Clothesline and makes a cover and a 2 count. Waluigi gets up and takes a cheap shot at Spidey knocking him off the apron, but turns around right into a dropkick by Pan and both men are down. Waluigi makes the tag to Wario and Pan can’t make the tag as Spidey has yet to return to the apron, Wario picks Pan by the leg and Pan takes Wario down with a ensiguri, Spidey gets on the apron and Pan makes the tag and Spidey comes in and gives a dropkick to Waluigi on the apron knocking him off, but turns around into a hard clothesline by Wario and makes a cover and a 2 count. Wario drives knees into the ribs of Spidey and knocks him back in the corner and puts on the top turnbuckle. Wario looks to got for a Superplex, but Pan comes in and dropkicks the back of Wario’s leg and Spidey comes down on Wario like a splash. Waluigi comes in and Pan takes him out with a Head Scissors making Waluigi fly through the ropes, Wario staggers to his feet and Spidey nails Wario with the Spidey Sense and hooks the leg and gets the 3 and Peter Pan and Spiderman are the number one contenders for the NIWA Tag Team Championships.
(After the match the NIWA World Tag Team Champions the Super Mario Bros. come out and applaud the winners of the match)
(Screen announces that next, Ganondorf will face “Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH in a No Disqualification match)
(Terrell Owens makes his way to the ring getting as mixed reaction from the crowd as he does his T.O. pose in the ring. Howard Finkle has an announcement to make.)
Finkle: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have just been informed by NIWA President Mr. CC, that the contest will be a Handicap Tables Match. (Owens turns to Finkle in befuddlement as The Dudley Nephews theme plays and Owens just shakes his head at the match he has been put in.)
Handicap Tables Match
Terrell Owens vs. The Dudley Nephews
Owens knocks both Dudleys with right hands as they run at Owens, Owens then rams Ted into the corner and starts stomping away at Ted in the corner knocking him down in the corner until Ace comes from behind and jumps Owens with a jumping club to the back taking Owens down on both knees, Ace then punts Owens in the gut taking down to the mat and then mounts him and starts pounding away at the face of Owens. Ace then sends Owens into the opposite corner, Ace sends Ted into the corner for a Body Splash that Owens moves out of the way and Owens comes out with a clothesline on Ace and then rams Ted back into the corner and brings him out with a Bulldog and Owens taunts the crowd getting the mixed reaction, Owens heads to the outside and grabs a table and looks to bring it into the ring, but Ace gives Owens a Baseball Slide taking Owens down on the outside and then exits the ring and stomps away at the chest of Owens, Ace then picks up Owens and rams his face into the ring apron and then sends him into the ring and grabs the table and brings it into the ring as Ted starts stomping away at Owens. Ted picks up Owens and goes for a Suplex that Owens blocks and starts punching away at the body of Ted which Ace quickly stops the surge taking Owens down with a clothesline, Ted then sets the table up in the corner and the Dudleys then shove Owens back into the corner opposite of the table, Ted looks to Irish Whip Owens into the table corner, but Owens holds his ground and runs back and Bengal Boot’s Ace in the face, Owens then blocks the right hand from Ted and gives Ted a body shot covering up and Owens nails Ted with a DDT. Owens then picks up Ted and rams his head into the table corner and sets him up and looks to drill Ted through the table, but runs right into an Avalanche Attack from Ace taking him down and Ted gets out of the corner as Ace tells Ted to get another table from the outside and he begins to do. Ace puts Owens in the corner and drives the elbow into the face of Owens and then props Owens on the top turnbuckle but Owens kicks Ace in the face as he climbs up and shoves Ace off with his foot and then takes Ace down with a Jumping Forearm Attack from the top and then pounds away at Ace, Ted gets in the ring and runs at Owens which Owens sidesteps him and throws him over the ropes. Ace gets up and Owens picks up Ace and rams him back first into the corner and drives his shoulder into the ribs of Ace and then sets Ace on the top turnbuckle and climbs up and looks for a Superplex, but Ted gets in the ring and gets underneath Owens and has him in the Electric Chair position and Ace sees it and jumps off and the two connect with the Dudleyville Device on Owens taking him down as the two taunt the crowd getting some cheers but still boos. Both Dudleys head to the outside and grab a table and bring it in, as Ted sets it up in the middle of the ring Ace stomps away at Owens some more, Owens starts to come back with a hard right hand to Ace and then another, but Ace then nails Owens with an Inverted Atomic Drop which Ted then clotheslines Owens down to the mat. The Dudleys then set Owens up on the table in the middle of the ring, Ace starts to head to the top turnbuckle and looks for a big move and jumps off with a Diving Leg Drop, but Owens moves off the table and Ace goes through the table though the match continues. Ted then clubs away at the back of Owens and then kicks Owens in the gut and sends Owens off the ropes and Owens ducks under a clothesline and Owens nails a Running Elbow knocking Ted out of the ring, Owens then looks at Ace laying in the table debris and calls for the T.O. elbow and comes off the ropes and nails it, Ted then gets in the ring and picks up Owens and drills him with a Death Valley Driver. Ted pounds away at Owens some more and looks to the table in the corner and sends Owens for it, but Owens holds his ground and Ted runs at Owens who catches Ted with a Bengal Boot coming in and staggers him, Owens then gets out of the corner and sees Ted and runs in and gives Ted a Football Tackle through the table in the corner and goes through and the bell is sounded and Terrell Owens has overcome the odds and has won this Handicap Table Match beating both of the Dudley Nephews.
(After the match, Drew McIntyre runs in the ring and grabs a worn down Terrell Owens and drills the Future Shock DDT and lays Terrell Owens out and CC and NIWA gets a little payback on Terrell Owens and EMW as the show ends.)
Quick Results:
“Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH defeated Ganondorf via disqualification after Ganondorf used a chair
Joanna Dark defeated Paris Hilton via pinfall
James Bond defeated Shredder via pinfall
Peter Pan & Spiderman defeated The Wario via Spiderman pinning Wario to become the number one contenders for the NIWA World Tag Team Championships
Terrell Owens defeated The Dudley Nephews in a Handicap Tables Match