Post by theoc71 on Nov 18, 2009 2:01:13 GMT -8
EMW ShowTime
Wednesday November 18th, 2009
Pepsi Center
Denver, Colorado
The show begins with highlights from the November Pain Mega Event in which the highlights include highlights from the Lethal Lottery Round, Faith Lehane retaining the EMW Women’s title against Gina Carano in a Last Starlet Standing Match and then Buffy Summers shocking return and betrayal on Faith, Team G4 retaining the EMW Women’s Tag Team Championship against The Pop Icons and Bruce Lee defeating JBL to earn a chance to battle Chuck Norris at MegaBrawl 3 with Chuck Norris arriving afterwards and stared at Lee. Then highlights are shown of the Gang Warfare match in which The Human Tornado was the Sole Survivor of the match. Then after the match, Blade comes from under the ring to attack Tornado but Tornado stood tall in the end as both men had an intense staredown.
“Fatal” by The RZA hits as The Elite Mafia (EMW World Heavyweight Champion “The Day Walker” Blade, Abigail Whistler, Zangief, Blitz, The Street Fighters (Ken Masters & Ryu Hoshi) & Steve Wilkos) make their way to the ring to a thunderous ovation of boos from the crowd.
Capetta: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome…THE ELITE MAFIA!
The Elite Mafia then arrived to the ring and then Blade grabbed the microphone and addresses the crowd.
Blade: Human Tornado, last Sunday you thought you have the upperhand on me and The Elite Mafia. But it was just a minor misstep. I hope you savior that small victory that you had last Sunday because in three weeks, your personal hell will begin. Your dream of becoming the EMW World Heavyweight Champion will become your worst nightmare as I leave you in Vice City in a pool of your own blood and as you lie there unconscious and can’t do a damn thing to defend yourself. The Elite Mafia will be standing tall in the middle of the ring as I raise the EMW World Heavyweight title high and proclaim the Elite Mafia’s takeover of EMW complete!
*HE’S A HUMAN TORNADO*
“Cool” by Suga Free hits as Human Tornado arrives on the entrance stage with microphone in hand and begins to speak.
Tornado: Blade…Blade…Blade…You actually think those words can put fear in my heart?! You actually think that what you said can make me have second thoughts about MegaBrawl?! Then if you think that way, then you are basically the dumbest man on the face of the earth! Blade, last year at this time, I had to watch MegaBrawl 2 at home due to an injury. Since I came back, I had worked hard in EMW to get to this point and I refuse to let you and your flunkies deny me from leaving MegaBrawl with the EMW World Heavyweight Championship! You think my personal hell begin at MegaBrawl?! Blade, your personal hell begins tonight and it will continue all the way to MegaBrawl because your days as champion are numbered! As a matter of fact, why not we give these people in Denver a little preview of what’s going to happen at MegaBrawl…TONIGHT!
The crowd cheers as Blade chuckled a bit before he can continue.
Blade: You’ve got some guts there, Tornado. I would love to give you a brutal beatdown before our battle at MegaBrawl. But, I’m afraid that just can’t happen tonight. You see, you are not worthy to fight me and this pitiful city isn’t worthy to see me compete tonight! (Crowd boos) I mean, lets be honest, since when the last time you guys ever won a major world title since John Elway left this dump?! (Crowd booed louder) And don’t get me started over the Denver Debacle back in June. I think the WWE did the right thing doing what they did because you choose your pathetic Denver Nuggets over them and we all know what happened after that.
The crowd is booing like crazy after what Blade has said before he continued.
Blade: You guys actually think I can be competing in this ring for you pathetic losers?! I don’t think so…
“Blueprint 2.0” by Jay Z hits as EMW Owner Theo Clardy arrived on the entrance stage next to Human Tornado with microphone in hand and then begins to speak.
Clardy: Blade, you are right about one thing. We can’t have Human Tornado vs. Blade tonight because that will happen at EMW’s biggest event of the year, MegaBrawl 3. However tonight we will have The Human Tornado and Bladein that very ring. But they will be at different sides of the ring in tag team action as the EMW Cruiserweight Champion Human Tornado teams with the EMW Internet Champion Terrell Owens to take on the EMW World Heavyweight Champion “The Day Walker” Blade and the man that Human Tornado last eliminated in the Gang Warfare match, NIWA Brass Knuckles Champion Zangief!
The Elite Mafia seems to be happy about the stipulation until Clardy continues.
Clardy: Oh, by the way, if any member of The Elite Mafia interferes in the match, not only will the Elite Mafia be banned from EMW forever, Blade will be STRIPPED of the EMW World Heavyweight Championship!
Clardy and Tornado then leave as The Elite Mafia are upset and angry over the stipulation as we go to commercial.
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Eddie Murphy def. Niko Bellic in a Men’s Money In The Bank Qualifying Match via pinfall after the Beverly Hills Crusher.
From the broadcast booth at ringside, Michael Buffer and Fred Durst announced that for the first time ever, EMW will have the EMW Hall Of Fame celebrating the legends of EMW and honoring Legends of CAW Past as well. They then announce that the first members that will be inducted in the EMW Hall Of Fame is the first broadcast team of EMW, Wade Needham & Bobby Spade! They then introduce a classic moment with Wade Needham and Bobby Spade when they are on XMV.
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EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions Team G4 (Olivia Munn & Alison Haslip) with Morgan Webb def. Torrie Wilson & Brooke Adams via pinfall when Olivia Munn pinned Torrie Wilson after the A.T.O.C.
In the back, Lindsay Lohan is seen making her way to the ring. Coming up next, Lohan will compete in a Women’s Money In The Bank Qualifying Match against Phoenix.
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Lindsay Lohan def. Phoenix in a Women’s Money In The Bank Qualifying Match via pinfall after the LiLoKO.
In the back, Bruce Lee is seen making his way to the ring. Coming up next, Bruce Lee will take on Tony Montana.
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“The Dragon” Bruce Lee def. Tony Montana via pinfall after the Dragon DDT. Before the match, Chuck Norris joins Michael Buffer and Fred Durst for guest commentary. After the match, Niko Bellic came from the crowd and attacked Bruce Lee from behind. Then Chuck Norris ran in and made the save for Lee. Norris then went for the Norris Kick but Niko ran out of the ring to avoid it. Afterwards, Norris helps Lee to his feet and then Lee pushes Norris off and then both men had an intense staredown before Norris leaves the ring and heads to the back as Lee looked on.
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The Street Fighters (Ken Masters & Ryu Hoshi) def. EMW World Tag Team Champions Spiderman & Tommy Vercetti and Critic n’ Nerd (“Nostalgia Critic” Doug Walker & “Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe) in a Hardcore Triple Threat Match via pinfall when Ken Masters pinned Tommy Vercetti after Zangief came from the crowd and hits Vercetti with the Russian National Slam as Blitz was distracting the referee to become the NEW World Tag Team Champions.
On ExtremeVision, Buffy Summers is seen via satellite from New York, New York as she is getting her microphone put on for a special interview on why she attacked her now former Tag Team Partner, EMW Women’s Champion Faith Lehane. It was announced that the interview will happen immediately after the Women’s Money In The Bank Qualifying Match up next.
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Britney Spears def. Ashley Massaro in a Women’s Money In The Bank Qualifying Match via pinfall after the Womanizer.
On ExtremeVision, Buffy Summers is seen LIVE! Via Satellite from New York as Michael Buffer & Fred Durst start the interview.
Buffer: Now, LIVE! Via Satellite from the WNBC Studios in New York City is Buffy Summers. Can you hear us?!
Buffy: I hear you loud and clear, Michael.
Buffer: Alright, first off we have to talk about your shocking return from maternity leave to EMW at November Pain, but it was overshadowed by what you did afterwards as you brutally attacked a your now former tag team partner, Faith Lehane after she won the Last Starlet Standing Match against Gina Carano. The question is why did you did what you did.
Buffy: Michael…Ever since that fateful night, all I got was e-mails, phonecalls, text messages and they all say the same thing. WHY, BUFFY, WHY?! You have to understand that originally I had to share the spotlight with Faith from the start of EMW, but I refuse to be Faith’s cheerleader and her supporter anymore!
The crowd boos watching this as Buffy continues.
Buffy: As people know, Faith was always the trouble child between the both of us. I was always the guardian angel to that bitch for three years and helped her win the EMW Women’s Tag Team titles for a record four times but then I got my own personal accomplishment, I was becoming a mother. Then Faith, broke out on her own and became the Women’s Champion. At first, I was proud of her, but then as the days and weeks go by, she gets more of the attention and I was left to the side. That’s when the darkness inside of my mind began to develop. Each day, each week, it starts growing. I want to ignore it at first but then I began to embrace it. Then, when I was given the doctors okay to compete, I knew that it was only a matter of time. Then all that angst and pain that was inside of me since the pregnancy and the time away was released and it was transferred to Faith.
Durst: Well, one of the most confusing things about what happened is that you helped Faith retain the title at November Pain before your attack. Why would you do that?!
Buffy: The reason is simple; I want Faith all to myself. Last Sunday, Faith’s trip to her own personal hell began and it will continue piece by piece, It was hell to take care of the personal wreck that is Faith Lehane but now the hell is going to her and if my survival means Faith’s personal and psychical destruction, then it has to be. From this day forward, there is no such thing as The Vampire Slayers!
The crowd boos loudly as Buffy continues.
Buffy: I don’t consider Faith as my partner and I don’t consider Faith as my friend!
Afterwards, Buffy stares at the camera with an aggressive look on her face as we go to commercial.
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Floyd “Money” Mayweather def. Speed Racer in a Men’s Money In The Bank Qualifying Match via pinfall after the Money Combination.
In the back, EMW World Heavyweight Champion “The Day Walker” Blade & Zangief are shown leaving The Elite Mafia locker room and is making their way to the ring. Meanwhile, EMW Cruiserweight Champion Human Tornado & EMW Internet Champion Terrell Owens are seen making their way to the ring through a different section in the backstage area. The big tag team main event is next!
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From the broadcast booth at ringside, Michael Buffer & Fred Durst announced that next week, EMW General Manager Tony Stark will make his return and has said that he has something planned for the Elite Mafia at MegaBrawl 3. they also announce that "Bark At The Moon" by Ozzy Osbourne is one of the three theme songs for EMW MegaBrawl 3. They mentioned that the music video will premiere after the main event.
EMW Cruiserweight Champion Human Tornado & EMW Internet Champion Terrell Owens def. EMW World Heavyweight Champion “The Day Walker” Blade & Zangief with Abigail Whistler via pinfall when Tornado pinned Blade after the DnD after escaping Blade’s attempt at the Day Walker DDT. After the match, Tornado and Owens celebrated in the ring as Zangief drags Blade to the outside and helps him to his feet. Tornado then looks at Blade and tells him “I beat you!” and then smiles as Blade looks on in anger as the show ends for this week.
"Bark At The Moon" by Ozzy Osbourne is one of the three official theme songs for EMW MegaBrawl 3 which will take place Sunday December 20th, 2009 LIVE! From the Hyman Memorial Stadium in Downtown Vice City.