Post by jth on Aug 7, 2010 13:25:03 GMT -8
NIWA Saturday Night Showdown
Dunkin’ Donuts Arena
Providence, Rhode Island
(Screen recaps the last couple shows and then shows the featured matches for tonight’s evening including Terrell Owens vs. Blitz and an 8 man tag match featuring James Bond, Fozzie Osbourne, Mr. Clean, & Chuck Norris vs. Link, Zangief, “Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH, & Drew McIntyre)
Terrell Owens vs. Blitz
Tie up and Owens moves Blitz back to the corner and the referee calls for the break, Blitz shoves Owens back to get some space and Owens responds with a slap to the face knocking Blitz back to the corner, Blitz quickly goes behind Owens and does a wrestling takedown, Owens tries to roll out but Blitz stays behind. Owens gets to his feet and elbows out of Blitz’s grasp and pounds Blitz with right hands knocking Blitz back to the ropes, Irish Whip and a hard back elbow by Owens knocking Blitz down and a quick 2 count and Blitz rolls out the ring. Owens doesn’t allow Blitz time to recover as he exit’s the ring and clubs Blitz in the back keeps pounding away, Owens sends Blitz back into the ring which Blitz quickly tries to head out the opposite side of the ring, Owens grabs Blitz by the hair and Blitz counters with a Hangman Stunner on the top rope knocking Owens down. Blitz enters the ring and gives Owens a hard head slam to the mat as Owens gets to his feet, and a cover and a 2 count. Blitz stomps away at the chest of Owens as he attempts to get to his feet, then a hard elbow to the face knocks Owens back to the corner, Blitz gives more elbows in the corner knocking Owens down in the corner which then Blitz starts choking Owens with his foot and breaks on 4. Owens starts to fight out with rights and lefts to the face and body, Owens then comes off the ropes and gets caught with a Sleeper by Blitz who takes Owens down to the mat, the referee checks Owens arm and it’s unresponsive until the third go as Owens starts to get back to his feet and gives two shots to the body of Blitz, but Blitz counters with a Flashback Slam back down to the mat and makes the cover and a 2 count and Blitz reapplies the Sleeper Hold, Owens changes tactics the second time and gets to his feet and counters with a Back Suplex and both men are down. Owens blocks the right hand of Blitz gives one of his own, then a second time, then Owens starts to gain the momentum and pound Blitz back to the ropes, reversed Irish Whip by Blitz but ducks too early and Owens kicks him in the chest and whips Blitz off the ropes and connects with a Flapjack. Another Irish Whip by Owens and a Samoan Drop and a cover and a 2 count. Blitz heads back to the corner and knees Owens in the body coming in, Blitz then charges Owens and gets nailed with a kick to the body and then a DDT cover and a 2 count. Owens then prepares for the Running Boot and goes in, but misses and Blitz then grabs Owens from behind and connects with the Pumphandle Backbreaker and a cover and only a 2 count. Blitz heads over to the corner and removes the turnbuckle pad off the top turnbuckle that the referee sees and gets him back, but while the referee is putting that pad back on, Blitz runs to the opposite side and removes the middle pad off that post, Blitz then heads back to Owens and gets met with a Running Boot to the face and Owens makes the cover and almost a 3. Owens then sets up Blitz for the T.O. Elbow, but Blitz gets up and dropkicks Owens while coming off the ropes, Owens slowly gets up in the corner with the buckle exposed and Blitz runs in and Owens moves, but Blitz stops himself hitting the buckle, Owens then tries for the Football Tackle, but Blitz drop toe holds Owens into the exposed buckle and Owens grabs his face as it seems it hit the buckle wrong. Blitz then nails the All Out Blitz on Owens from behind and makes the cover and gets the 3 and Blitz has won this one on one match against Terrell Owens although not under clean tactics.
(Backstage Luigi and Jackie Chan are discussing matters)
Luigi: Are you sure you will be alright tonight?
Chan: I know that I can defeat Wario tonight, and I must show your brother the final step of the training. (Chan walks and prepares for his match with Wario)
Jackie Chan vs. Wario
Chan kicks away at the knees of Wario keeping Wario from locking up in a grapple, Wario pie faces Chan off the ropes and Chan slides underneath the legs of Wario and then gives a Spin Kick to the body of Wario, Chan goes for a Sunset Flip which Wario stays on his feet, Wario goes for a Hip Press but Chan moves out of the way and Chan comes off the ropes and gives a straight kick to the face, cover and a 2 count. Chan gives kicks to the legs and body bringing Wario back to the corner, Chan goes for a Running Attack and Wario counters with a clothesline. Wario picks up Chan and slams him with a hard body slam to the mat, cover and a 2 count. Wario picks Chan up over his shoulder and drives him back first upside down in the corner and ties Chan’s foot in the Tree of Woe, Wario goes for a Running Shoulder Tackle, but Chan pulls himself out of the way and Wario nails the ring post, Chan then heads to the top turnbuckle and connects with a Flying Head Scissors on Wario, Wario gets back up and Chan connects with another Head Scissors sending Wario face first into the middle turnbuckle. Chan then grabs Wario from behind and connects with a Back Suplex, cover and a 2 count. Chan then misses a Spin Kick to the head and Wario picks up Chan and nails him with a Side Slam, Wario then comes off the ropes and connects with a Body Splash, hooks the legs and only a 2 count. Wario picks up Chan and gives him punches to the face and then grabs his arm and pulls him in for a Short Arm Clothesline. Wario picks up Chan again and sets Chan for the Garlic Bomb and lifts Chan up, but Chan counters with a Huracanrana and keeps a leg hooks and gets the 3 and Chan defeats Wario in the match. After the match Wario continues to attack Chan and stomps away at him as Luigi hits the ring and attacks Wario trying to save Chan from the attack, after this Waluigi comes down to the ring and clubs Luigi in the and the Warios begin to double up Chan and Luigi. Suddenly Mario’s music hits and Mario sprints down to the ring, it’s the first time we’ve seen Mario since Annualversary, Mario hits the ring and Wario bolts out the ring, Waluigi isn’t so lucky as Mario kicks Waluigi and nails a Super Mario Stunner knocking Waluigi to the outside as Wario goes to tend on him. The Marios are back together as they brace in the ring as Jackie Chan looks on with satisfaction as the Marios and Chan celebrate.
(JTH is backstage in the locker room getting ready for the 8 man tag match in the main event when he is approached by Drew McIntyre the two then face off)
McIntyre: (Chuckles) Your even more pathetic than I thought you were. The fact that you even think…you can become World Champion…is a fool’s errand. The only man who is destined to be World Champion in this company is me.
(JTH just gives a confused glare at McIntyre then snaps out of it)
JTH: Forgive me that accent just threw me off so bad, you were saying?
McIntyre: Don’t try to play dumb with… (JTH then flips him off)
JTH: I don’t give a damn what you think of me or yourself, you and your stupid Scottish accent. Who you supposed to be Scot? You trying to be Scotty from Star Trek (gives a fake Scottish accent) “I just can’t do it captain! I DON’T HAVE THE POWER!” (Crowd cheers) I don’t care if your bigger, faster, stronger, or you‘re destined for glory…that doesn‘t make you better than me. If you don’t believe me, just wait till Summer Stampede. Cause rest assured, I will make sure that your “destined” ass doesn’t walk out World Champion…(Walks off)
Number One Contender’s Match for the NIWA Venue Championship
Max Payne vs. Johnny Bravo
Johnny puts Payne in a headlock and lexes to the crowd at the same time, Payne punches his way out of it and comes off the ropes and Johnny nails him with a hard shoulder block taking Payne down. Payne gets up and clubs away at Johnny, reversed Irish Whip and Johnny picks up Payne and slams him with a Military Press. Johnny then flexes to the crowd and drops the elbow across the chest. Payne gets up and kicks Bravo in the legs stopping the momentum and starts pounding away at Johnny and rams him into the corner, Payne then starts raking Bravo’s eyes on the ropes and breaks on 4. Payne continues the right hands to the face of Bravo, Payne then goes for a DDT, but Bravo holds his ground and picks up Payne and face plants him on the mat. Bravo then takes Payne down with multiple clotheslines, then Bravo connects with multiple body slams. Payne gets up and rakes Bravo in the face and gives a right hand to Bravo knocking him down. Payne heads to the top turnbuckle and comes off and Bravo catches Payne in a Bearhug and just slams him to the mat and Bravo calls for the end. Bravo picks up Payne and nails the Man I’m Pretty Slam and hooks the leg and gets the 3 and Johnny Bravo is the new number one contender for the NIWA Venue Championship.
(Ron Burgundy is backstage)
Burgundy: Joining me right now is the number one contender for the NIWA World Women’s Championship. “The Narcissist” Blossom. (Screens shows her as the crowd boos) Blossom we know of your comments about NIWA Women’s Champion Joanna Dark as well as EMW Women’s Champion Megan Fox, well at the last EMW Starlets’ Show, Megan Fox came back with these comments…
Blossom: Really…well this I need to hear.
(Turns to the screen behind her)
(Fox: “You see, lately, every time I open my mouth and say what's going to happen, it comes true. I say that I will remain the first and ONLY Perfect EMW World Women's Champion and what happened?! I DID EXACTLY THAT! I'm not some worthless Powerpuff Girl with outdated music and a gimmick that was SOOOOOO 10 years ago. I live up to what I say, all the men desire me and all the women dream of becoming me.”)
(Blossom just snickers at the comments)
Burgundy: Blossom your thoughts?
Blossom: My thoughts are she’s a better comedian than she is a champion. Funny how she talks about 10 years ago because the last time I heard a woman talk like that was 1999. So let’s get this straight: an arrogant, clueless, stupid brunette that thinks she knows everything, and thinks she’s better than everyone. Hmm…where does that sound familiar? Oh yes, Megan…you’re just like my “sister”, thinking you’re on top of the world; but when the unknown (Slaps her hand) slaps you in the face, you crumble onto your knees and start begging for mercy. You think I’m a “gimmick”, well now your going to eat your words Fox. I am hereby challenging Megan Fox to a match at the first Starlets’ show after SummerJam. And if you have the guts to want to keep your title at SummerJam, you put that title on the line against me, and if you don’t; then I’ll just destroy you for fun. You think I’m a gimmick? Well on September 3rd, the world will bare witness to the first, but not the “only” perfect annihilation of Megan Fox at the hands of the Real… Perfect… “Narcissist”… Blossom! (Walks off)
Non-Title Match
NIWA World Women’s Champion Joanna Dark vs. Frost
Dark takes down Frost and starts clubbing away at her, Frost shoves her off and dark continues to pound away at her as she gets to her feet, Frost stops the surge and puts Dark in an arm wrench which Dark quickly gets out of with her own, Frost kicks Dark in the face to get out of the move, a shot to the mid section and then another hammerlock by Frost, Dark again gets out of the it and whips Frost across the ring, Dark goes to grab Frost who gives Dark an elbow to the face and then a takedown by Frost. Frost starts giving Crossface strikes which Dark shoves Frost off and Frost responds with a clothesline down, cover and a 2 count. Frost then gives Dark and kick to the back of the head, Frost picks Dark up and Dark comes back with a forearm shot and kick to the ribs and then sends Frost to the corner, Dark comes in with a shoulder tackle, dark then goes for a second one, but Frost gets a knee up and dark staggers back to the middle of the ring. Frost then goes for the Frostbite Backbreaker, but Dark slips out and grabs Frost and picks her up and nails the Perfect Dark Piledriver and gets the 3 and Joanna Dark gets the win.
(Screens previews the upcoming 8 man tag match as well as the Championship Eliminator Challenge at Summer Stampede)
Main Event
8 Man Tag Match
Fozzie Osbourne, Mr. Clean, Chuck Norris, & NIWA World Champion James Bond vs. Zangief, Link, “Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH, & Drew McIntyre
Chuck Norris starts the match with JTH and hard tie up and headlock by JTH, Norris shoves JTH off the ropes and a shoulder block by Norris takes JTH down, several kicks by Norris to the mid-section of JTH and an Irish Whip with a Back Body Drop by Norris to JTH. Arm wrench by Norris and brings JTH over to their corner and makes the tag to Mr. Clean who looks like he’s going for a punch to the face but then pokes JTH in the eyes getting the big reaction from the crowd, right hands by Clean to JTH, Irish Whip that leads to a blind tag by Link, JTH ducks under the clothesline by Clean and Link grabs Clean from behind and gives Clean a High Angle Back Drop, JTH and Link both start stomping away at Clean when the referee tells JTH to get out of the ring, Link mounts Clean and gives rights to the face and then drops a knee on the chest, cover and a 2 count. Link headlocks Clean and brings him to their corner and looks to at in McIntyre, but Drew drops off the apron to the floor refusing the tag as Link starts talking trash to Drew that leads to Clean nailing a Atomic Drop in the distraction. JTH and Zangief soon jump off apron and stare down McIntyre as Drew backs off. Meanwhile, Clean brings Link over and tags in Bond who comes in and nails a Vertical Suplex on Link and makes a cover and a 2 count. Bond chops Link back to the corner and sends Link to the opposite corner, Link comes out of the corner and Bond nails a Belly to Belly Suplex, cover and JTH breaks up the count at 2. Bond tags Fozzie who comes in and drops a forearm across the face of Link, Fozzie picks Link up and gives rights and lefts to the face of Link, reversed Irish Whip and Zangief gives a knee to the back Fozzie coming in, Fozzie turns around and gives a right hand to Zangief who gives a hard right back to Fozzie who is stunned and Link takes advantage and connects with a Side Effect Slam, cover and a 2 count. Spinning Back hand by Link knocks Fozzie down in the corner and Link starts choking away at Fozzie which Link uses to distract the referee away allowing JTH to begin choking away at Fozzie also getting the attention of Fozzie’s team distracting the referee further. Link tags in Zangief which Link holds Fozzie for a free shot which Zangief kicks Fozzie in the gut, Zangief then lifts Fozzie up and starts bench pressing him and tosses him up and Fozzie falls to the mat, Irish Whip by Zangief and a hard clothesline by Zangief takes Fozzie down, cover and Mr. Clean breaks up the count. Zangief then tries to swing at Clean, but misses and Clean rakes him in the face buying Fozzie some time, Fozzie crawls over to his corner and reaches out, but Zangief grabs him and pulls him back and then drops an elbow to the back of Fozzie, cover and a 2 count. Zangief tags in JTH who comes in and pounds away at the face of Fozzie and then shoves Fozzie back in the corner, JTH chops away at the chest of Fozzie, Fozzie reverses the Irish Whip to the corner but JTH comes out and plants Fozzie with a High Angle Tornado DDT. JTH heads to the top turnbuckle and looks to go for the Elbow Drop, but Norris distracts the referee allowing Clean to shove JTH off the top to the outside. Fozzie is able to make the tag to Bond and he, Clean and Norris get in the ring. Link and Zangief drop off the apron leaving McIntyre trapped between his opponents and his partners, Drew starts begging off his opponents, but Bond grabs him and brings him into the ring over the top rope. The three start having their way with McIntyre and his partners are doing nothing about it. Norris gives McIntyre a Norris Kick knocking him down, Norris then picks him up and shoves him to Clean who drills Drew with a Clean Cut. Bond then looks for some revenge on Drew and puts Drew in the Ankle Lock and Drew starts tapping, but he’s not the legal man, Link and Zangief then enter the ring both attack Clean and Norris and suddenly JTH grabs Bond while still having the Ankle Lock applied and nails the Wrestlemania Drop and makes the cover, but Fozzie breaks up the count and starts attacking JTH, but JTH knees Fozzie in the gut and nails an X-Factor Facebuster, Zangief then tags himself in and starts wailing away at Fozzie and gives him a Russian National Slam taking Fozzie out of the ring. JTH then looks for a Wrestlemania Kick on Mr. Clean, but Clean catches it and spins him around into a Clean Cut taking JTH out. Link then nails a Link to the Past on Clean, Norris then misses a Norris Kick on Link and gets nailed with a clothesline by Zangief, Link is then pulled out of the ring by McIntyre and throws Link into the steel steps taking him out. Zangief is getting ready to nail the Russian National Slam on Bond when McIntyre enters the ring and elbows Zangief in the face breaking the move, McIntyre then hooks up his own partner and struggles to nail the Future Shock DDT and then nails it knocking Zangief out, but behind Bond is behind McIntyre and then grabs him and nails a Secret Agent Slam on McIntyre making him roll out the ring, Bond then makes the cover on Zangief and gets the 3 and Bond wins the match for his team, but every member of each team is beat up and alliances on each team seem to be wearing thin. What will happen as Summer Stampede draws closer?
Quick Results:
Blitz defeated Terrell Owens via pinfall
Jackie Chan defeated Wario via pinfall
Johnny Bravo defeated Max Payne via pinfall to become the number one contender for the NIWA Venue Championship
NIWA World Women’s Champion Joanna Dark defeated Frost via pinfall in a non-title match
Fozzie Osbourne, Mr. Clean, Chuck Norris, & NIWA World Champion James Bond defeated Zangief, Link, “Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH, & Drew McIntyre in an 8 man tag match via James Bond pinning Zangief after Drew McIntyre nailed his partner Zangief with the Future Shock DDT