Post by jth on Jun 26, 2010 16:41:43 GMT -8
NIWA Saturday Night Showdown
Rupp Arena
Lexington, Kentucky
(Screen recaps last week’s show that ended with the shocking news of the masked man’s signing with NIWA by a NIWA executive)
The Punisher vs. Larry the Cable Guy
Punisher pushes Larry back taunting him like he isn’t taking the match seriously, Larry answers with a Bionic Elbow that dazes Punisher, Larry then shoves Punisher’s face into his armpit as part of Larry unorthodox offense. Punisher clotheslines Larry out of nowhere and starts gagging after what happened and starts stomping away at Larry. Larry starts to get a surge with each stomp and gets to his feet pumping his fists and Larry then blocks a punch and comes back with right hands and then a big wind up punch that takes Punisher down, Irish Whip by Larry to the corner and Larry connects with a Back Attack in the corner as Larry starts to get the crowd into it and grabs a hold of Punisher and starts giving him a Purple Nurple and Punisher quickly grabs Larry and slings him backwards into the buckle behind him and Punisher grabs Larry from behind and locks on The Interrogator in the middle, Larry tries to fight out but to no avail and is forced to tap out and the Brass Knuckles Champion is victorious in his first match as champion.
(Nicole Richie is shown coming to the ring looking very concerned, she faces Blossom next)
Blossom vs. Nicole Richie
(Nicole Richie waiting in the ring waiting nervously for her opponent, but she never appears. Suddenly a trainer heads out and says something to Howard Finkle)
Finkle: Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. Due to the injuries sustained by the Powerpuff Girls last week, all three of them are not in the arena tonight; therefore the winner of this bout, as a result of a forfeit, Nicole Richie!
(The crowd boos as Nicole Richie celebrates as she acts like she won an intense battle)
(CC is backstage in his office as Fozzie Osbourne enters the room and gets a good pop)
Fozzie: You wanted to see me?
CC: Yeah I did. Just letting you know that your request was granted, at Beach Wars you will go one on one with Link.
Fozzie: Best news I’ve heard all week.
CC: Also you have a match tonight, against the EMW World Heavyweight Champion Blade in a non-title match. Call it a warm up match for the two of you.
Fozzie: Can do. (Walks out)
Zangief vs. Garth Algar
Garth runs at Zangief and gives wild clubs to the chest of Zangief that seem to be doing no effect at all, Zangief gives shoves Garth to the floor and Garth gets back up and tries again to the same result, the third time Garth runs right into a Big Boot to the face that seems to knock Garth out cold. Zangief picks up Garth and grabs him and nails a Russian National Slam and makes the cover, but Zangief pulls Garth’s shoulder up before the 3 and shakes his head and picks him up. Zangief then nails a second Russian National Slam and makes another and again Zangief pulls Garth’s before the 3 and Zangief reacts like he can’t believe Garth could kick out as the crowd is booing him loudly. Zangief picks up Garth and tosses him with a Russian Nation Throw and makes the cover and gets the 3 and Zangief is dominate in singles competition.
(Screen shows the reason why none of the Powerpuff Girls are in the arena after the vicious assault by Johanna Dark)
(Vanna White is backstage)
Vanna: Joining me right now is the challenger for the NIWA World Women’s Championship at Beach Wars, Johanna Dark. (Crowd Boos as Dark has a sly grin on her face) Johanna why the heinous attack on the Powerpuff Girls last week?
Dark: While I may have attacked all three girls, only one of them had meaning to it; the one the carries the title I want. Buttercup you’re known as the “tough one”, but frankly kid I thought you were a little bit tougher than that. When I cracked her skull with the Perfect Dark Piledriver on that steel chair, I felt pleasure from her pain. Which makes me know there is no way she is beating me. (Looks to Vanna) I guarantee that I will become the new NIWA Women’s Champion. (Walks off)
(Screen then runs down the card for NIWA Beach Wars, 7 matches announced)
#1 Contender’s Match for the NIWA Jr. Heavyweight Championship
Peter Pan vs. Spiderman
Grudge Match
Link vs. “The Trendkiller” Fozzie Osbourne
NIWA Tag Team Championships
The Warios © vs. Mr. Clean & Chuck Norris
NIWA World Women’s Tag Team Championships
The Powerpuff Girls © vs. The Socialites
NIWA World Women’s Championship
Buttercup © vs. Johanna Dark
NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship
Steel Cage Match
Terrell Owens © vs. “Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH
NIWA World Heavyweight Championship
James Bond © vs. Blitz
Blade vs. Fozzie Osbourne
Fozzie kicks Blade coming in and starts to wail away with right hands knocking Blade back to the corner, Blade flips Fozzie into the corner and gives the same beating he received from Fozzie. Irish Whip by Blade to the other corner and Fozzie gets a elbow up to Blade coming in and runs at Blade, but Blade counters with a Snap Powerslam. Fozzie gets up and Blade kicks him in the stomach and grabs him and nails a Vertical Suplex, cover and a 2 count. Irish Whip by Blade and ducks too early and Fozzie kicks Blade in the chest and takes him down with a clothesline, Fozzie nails a Back Drop position into a Back Breaker and makes the cover and a 2 count. Fozzie drops a knee into the back of Blade and locks on a modified Camel Clutch with the knee pressed in the back, Blade is able to reach the ropes and the hold is broken. Fozzie clubs Blade in the back as he gets to his feet, Blade reverses the Irish Whip and nails Fozzie with a Boss Man Slam, cover and a 2 count. Blade rams Fozzie in the corner and gives shots to the gut that Fozzie tries to fight back with, a knee by Blade stops the momentum change and Blade picks up Fozzie and plants him with a Front Slam cover and a 2 count. Blade picks up Fozzie and puts him in a Bearhug and the referee is in position to see if Fozzie wants to quit, Fozzie starts punching Blade in the face to try and get up and does so and gives Blade right hands and then a kick to the mid section, comes off the ropes and a Running Knee Lift to the face knocking Blade to the mat and a cover and a 2 count. Fozzie waits for Blade to get to his feet and picks him up for the Death Valley Driver and nails it, just then Link hits the and ring and attacks Fozzie from behind and then throws Blade out of the ring causing a double DQ. Link picks up Fozzie and drills him with a ZDT and starts getting enraged and grabs Fozzie and locks him in the Triforce Crossface as Fozzie screams out in pain and is taping out. Blade reenters the ring and knocks Link off of Fozzie and Link exit’s the ring and starts to run up the ramp with Blade in pursuit Link gets to the back with Blade coming, but Zangief comes out of the entrance way and boots Blade in the face as he is running up and Blade is out cold as Zangief stands over top of Blade and flexes to the crowd as the boo Zangief more.
(Link heads to the back when CC stops him)
CC: What’s that all about?
Link: Proving a point.
CC: Yeah? Well I’ve got a point to make too. You best head back out to the ring, cause your in the main event tonight…against Chuck Norris! (Crowd Cheers as Link heads back out to the ring pissed off)
Link vs. Chuck Norris
Tie up and a headlock by Norris who spins behind and trips Link down and puts the headlock on the mat, Link is able to get up and get in the ropes to break the hold. Tie up and Norris puts Link in another headlock and Link tries to punch his way out of it and shoves Norris to the ropes and Link connects with a back elbow taking Norris down. Norris gets to his feet and Link nails a spinning back hand knocking Norris back to the corner, Link up to go for a 10 punch count, but Norris shoves him down and Link runs back in and Norris gives a high kick to the face of Link taking him down. Irish Whip by Norris and nails Link with a spinning roundhouse, cover and a 2 count. Palm Strike by Norris knocks Link back to the corner and Norris starts giving kicks to the ribs followed by a jump kick to face staggering Link who comes out and Norris takes him down with a clothesline, cover and a 2 count. Link picks up Norris to stop the surge by Norris and rams him into the corner back first, and then gives him a double knee lift making Norris falls in the corner, Link shoves his foot in the face of Norris and breaks on the 4 count and then comes off the ropes and goes for a running foot to the face, but Norris dodges the move and school boys Link and a 2 count, Link gets up and connects with a Swinging Neck Breaker. Link rubs his forearm into the face of Norris and then drops a elbow to the chest. Link goes for a Side Effect Slam, but Norris elbows out of it and runs at Link, but Link catches Norris and the second time connects with the Side Effect Slam, cover and a 2 count. Link heads to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a Diving Headbutt, but Norris moves out of the way. Norris sets up for the Norris Kick as Link gets to his feet and goes for it, but Link ducks under and shoves Norris into the referee knocking him down, Norris turns around and Link gives Norris a low blow and then grabs him and nails a ZDT. Link then locks on the Triforce Crossface trying to injure Norris, Fozzie Osbourne then hits the and gives Link a kick to the face for what happened earlier, Fozzie picks up Link and nails a Tallywacker and takes Link out and rolls Norris onto Link for the cover and leaves the ring. The referee see the cover and makes the count and gets the 3 and Chuck Norris is the winner thanks to Fozzie Osbourne as Link comes to, Fozzie and Link have a stare off as they will settle their score at Beach Wars this Tuesday as the show ends.
Quick Results:
The Punisher defeated Larry the Cable Guy via submission
Nicole Richie defeated Blossom via forfeit
Zangief defeated Garth Algar via pinfall
Blade vs. Fozzie Osbourne ended in a no contest after Link interfered
Chuck Norris defeated Link after Fozzie Osbourne interfered