Post by jth on Jun 12, 2010 15:02:47 GMT -8
NIWA Saturday Night Showdown
1st Mariner Arena
Baltimore, Maryland
(Shows opens with the shocking situation of last week’s show of a masked man that jumped NIWA World Champion during a match)
(Shows Opens with NIWA president Mr. CC)
CC: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, as many of you know at last week’s SNS, a man in a mask attacked NIWA World Heavyweight Champion James Bond. James Bond did not suffer any injures from the attack, but as of right now, NIWA does not have an identity of the masked man, but we are confident to find out and we promise to make sure that this does not happen in the future; thank you.
(As Xena heads to the ring, the screen shows what happened when Elena Fanshaw cost Xena the EMW Women’s Championship at Annualversary 2)
Xena Warrior Princess vs. Elena Fanshaw
Hard tie up and Elena moves Xena quickly back to the corner and starts pounding away at the ribs of Xena and then gives several knees to the mid-section to where the referee tries to move Elena back; Elena heads back in and Xena takes her down with a Double Leg Takedown and starts wailing away at Elena with rights and lefts. The two start rolling each others momentum to gain the mounted position giving fists to each other, it continues until they roll out of the ring together, the two get up and continue to trade blows with each other until Elena gives a knee to the gut and then slams Xena’s face into the ring apron, and then a second time, then sends her back into the ring. Elena picks up Xena and gives a stalling Body Slam taking Elena down to the mat, cover and a 2 count. Elena sets up Xena for a Suplex, but Xena punches her way out and comes off the ropes, Xena flips over Elena coming off the ropes, but Elena counters with a Diving Clothesline and then drops an elbow to the chest, cover and a 2 count. Elena puts Xena over her shoulders going for a Running Powerslam, but Xena slides behind her and shoves Elena into the corner knocking Elena’s head into the top buckle, Xena then dropkicks Elena in the back causing Elena to hit the buckle again and Xena school boy’s Elena and gets a 2 count. Elena misses a right hand and Xena gives a spinning back kick and comes off the ropes and gives a Throwback Face Crusher. Xena goes for the Xena Spear, but Elena leapfrog the move and Xena rams the corner, Elena quickly comes right behind her and Splashes her in the corner and then picks Xena up and drops her with a Gut Buster Drop, cover and a 2 count. Elena sends Xena to the corner and props her up on the top turnbuckle, Elena goes for a Superplex, but Xena prevents it and drops Elena face first to the mat, Elena gets up heads back to the corner and Xena dives off the top and drills Elena with a Xena Spear off the top and makes the cover and gets the 3. Xena gets retribution on Elena after costing her the EMW Women’s Championship.
(Screen shows CC in his office on the phone)
CC: Look just tell Theo to get a hold of me as soon as possible. (Knock on the door) What!?
(CC looks over to see a pissed off Link walking in and getting in CC’s face)
CC: Look, I’m ain’t got time for your crap alright. I’m trying to find out who attacked my champion.
Link: You think I don’t want you to find out, that “masked man” cost me my chance to win my World Title. So you had better find out who did this, and in a damn hurry too or I’m going to give you a reason to wear a mask; after I beat your face in.
(Fozzie Osbourne walks up behind him)
Fozzie: You know, you need to work on that temper Link.
Link: And what are you gonna do about it?
Fozzie: Try me… and after I successfully defend my Brass Knuckles title tonight, you’ll find out why I’m more worthy of a World Title shot than you. (Walks off as Link gets more frustrated and turns back to CC)
Link: You don’t screw around with me! No one screws around with me! And I’ll you why! (Walks off)
Zangief vs. Johnny Bravo
Bravo gives a straight right hand to Zangief who goes for a tie up that looks to have stunned the big man so Bravo gives a bunch of kicks and punches knocking Zangief back to the ropes, reversed Irish Whip by Zangief and Bravo goes for a Hard Clothesline, but doesn’t take the Russian off his feet, Bravo attempts again and gets the same result, the third time Bravo ducks under the Boot of Zangief and comes off the ropes and gives a forearm to the face that takes the big man down. Bravo flexes to the crowd as Zangief gets to his feet, Bravo goes for a Body Slam but can’t get Zangief completely up and is forced to drop him and Zangief takes advantage and decks Bravo with a Hard Clothesline. Zangief picks up Bravo by the throat and then hoists him on his shoulders and drives him down with a Falling Powerslam. Zangief then poses to the crowd getting heavily booed, Zangief then picks up Bravo and then hits a Back Breaker and holds on and then lands a Falling Front Slam. Zangief calls for the end and picks up Bravo up by the hair and grasps him and tosses him with the Russian National Throw, Zangief makes the cover and gets the 3 and Zangief is dominate in one on one action.
(CC is shown in the back pacing back and forth someone gets his attention, the camera zooms out to show it’s JTH, the crowd boos him)
JTH: You wanted to see me?
CC: Yeah I did, for two things. First, I am hereby giving you another shot at the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship against Terrell Owens at Beach Wars.
JTH: What’s the catch?
CC: The catch…the catch is that this isn’t going to be just a regular match. At Beach Wars, your going to face Terrell Owens inside a 15 foot high Steel Cage. (Crowd goes crazy at the sound of that.)
JTH: Good enough, so what’s the other thing you want to see me for?
CC: (Sighs) I need your help…
JTH: (Looks at CC confused) And I need a drink…
CC: Look, the masked guy that showed up last week…
JTH: Whoa! That wasn’t me man.
CC: I know, I know. But you being a fellow NIWA co-executive, you know everybody here as well as me. But I don’t know who the hell that could’ve been. Now I’ve got Theo on hold waiting for you to get here, so… (CC hit’s the button on his phone as CC and JTH are on each side of the phone) Theo you there?
(EMW President Theo Clardy is on the other line)
Theo: Yeah C hear ya loud and clear.
CC: Theo, you found anything out yet.
Theo: C I’ve talked to everyone on our roster that isn’t a joint superstar with the two companies. Everyone is denying that they were there, and quite frankly C I believe them. Nobody in EMW would benefit taking out your champion.
JTH: How do ya know they aren’t just pulling your chain Theo? You just had a masked man over there yourself in case you forgot.
Theo: Look, you know as well as I do we ain’t got a bunch of angels over here JTH, but we found out who our masked man was and it doesn’t make much sense that he continue to conceal. Whoever it is, it’s no one in EMW.
CC: (Sighs) Alright Theo, thanks.
Theo: Wish I could be more help C. (JTH hangs up the phone)
JTH: Yeah, thanks for nothing. (Looks over at CC) Well, that was pointless enough.
CC: Do you got any ideas man?
JTH: Well… Theo said it wasn’t anyone in EMW, but who within this company would put a mask over their head? You can’t exactly get a World Title Shot beating down the champ with a mask over your face.
CC: Actually…that’s not exactly true. There was one person that would’ve benefited…the man that gained a World Title Shot as a result of that happening.
(CC and JTH look at each other when they figure it out)
Finkle: The following contest is for… the NIWA Brass Knuckles Championship.
NIWA Brass Knuckles Championship
Fozzie Osbourne © vs. The Punisher
The two start trading right hands at each other with Fozzie getting the upper hand knocking Punisher back to the ropes and then clotheslines him over the top to the outside. Fozzie heads out to the apron and gives a Double Axe Handle to Punisher as he gets to his feet knocking him back down. Fozzie begins to looks under the ring and grabs a trash can lid and aims for Punisher’s head, but Punisher gives a haymaker to the gut of Fozzie causing him to drop the weapon, Punisher then grabs it and smashes Fozzie in the back. Punisher sends Fozzie back in the ring and takes the trash can lid with him and drops it on the ring floor and then grabs Fozzie and drops him with a DDT onto the lid and makes a cover and gets a 2 count. Punisher sends Fozzie into the corner and grabs the lid and swings at Fozzie who ducks out of the way and low blows Punisher from behind, Fozzie then pulls the lid over and grabs Punisher and lifts him up and plants him with a Piledriver on the lid, Fozzie hooks the leg and makes the cover and gets a 2 count. Fozzie heads to the outside and grabs a table and sends it into the ring and then grabs a steel chair tosses at into the ring also, Fozzie sets up the table in the middle of the ring and then picks up the chair and decks Punisher in the head with it and then a shot to the gut, Fozzie then picks up Punisher lands a Jay Driller Piledriver and then calls for the end. Fozzie sends Punisher to the corner and lifts him up and climbs up to him and hoists him up on his shoulders as he is going for a Death Valley Driver onto the table, but suddenly Link runs out to the ring and punches Fozzie below the belt causing Fozzie to drop Punisher, Link then grabs Fozzie from the top and lifts him up and ZDTs Fozzie through the table and Fozzie is out and Link leaves the ring as the crowd starts booing, Punisher gets off the top and crawls to the cover and gets the 3. Punisher has become the new NIWA Brass Knuckles Champion thanks to Link.
(Link then reenters the ring after the match and grabs a mike and kneels down right over top of Fozzie)
Link: You wanted me to try you; consider yourself tried…loser. (Drops the mike and leaves the ring to a chorus of boos)
(CC is backstage)
CC: Look I’m waiting for someone, what do you girls want?
(It turns out to be the Socialites)
Paris: We want a Women’s Tag Team Championship match against the Powerpuff Girls.
Nicole: We want our titles back.
CC: Is that all?
Both: Yes!
CC: Fine you got the shot at Beach Wars now get the hell out. (Paris and Nicole ran out excited when another person walks in. It’s Blitz and the crowd boos Blitz pretty loudly, they seem to think he was the masked man) Just the person I wanted to see. Ya know I find it kinda ironic that when I prevent you from being at ringside for a match that benefits you that a masked man would show up. That man could’ve only helped one person…(points to Blitz) you.
Blitz: (Chuckles) Actually I had a feeling you were going to point blame and all that other crap at my direction. So unlike you, I actually prepared for this; I called up the Buffalo Arena and asked them to ship me out the security tapes from that night. (Holds up a tape) And here it is. (Hands it to CC) Why don’t you pop that in right over there and see for yourself.
(CC puts the tape in with Blitz right by him, the TV monitor shows Blitz in the locker room watching the action of last week unfold when the masked man attacked Bond, Blitz just shrugs at the TV and turns it off after finding out the outcome as the tape ends. CC has a blank look on his face and Blitz has a smug smirk on his face as he puts an arm over CC‘s shoulder)
Blitz: Awe don’t worry CC, I’m sure you’ll find out who it was, but until then, just a bit of advice. The next time you point the finger at someone and start talking trash, make sure you’re not talking out your ass! (Crowd Boos. Blitz glares down CC who just looks straight ahead as Blitz walks off)
Jet Li vs. Luke Skywalker
Li jumps Luke before the match and rapidly kicks away at the legs and chest and then a jumping kick to the face. Luke grabs Li’s leg trying for another kick and spins him, but Li turns it into a Spinning Kick to the face. Li stomps away at the back of Luke and keeps him on the mat. Li waits for Luke to get to his feet and goes for a Spinning Kick, but misses and Luke connects with a Jumping Neck Breaker. Luke heads to the top turnbuckle and goes for the Jedi Splash, but misses and Li takes advantage with a Buzzsaw Kick to the face of Luke, makes the cover and gets the 3.
(Blitz is shown walking down the hallway as he is ready for his main event match against Terrell Owens)
Non-Title Match
Blitz vs. Terrell Owens
Blitz quickly goes behind and clubs Owens in the back and shoves Owens into the corner sternum first, Blitz starts giving shoulder blocks to the back of Owens trapping him in the corner, but Owens elbows his way out gives a right hand knocking Blitz to the mat. Irish Whip and Owens connects with a hard back elbow taking Blitz down again, right hands knock Blitz back to the corner, a hard Irish Whip by Owens sending Blitz back into the same corner makes Blitz come out and Owens connects with a High Back Body Drop. Blitz gets up and Owens rams Blitz’s face into the buckle, Owens climbs up calling for the 10 punches and starts and the crowd counts along, at about number 5 Blitz grabs Owens counters with an Inverted Atomic Drop followed by a clothesline taking Owens down. Blitz viciously stomps away at the mid-section of Owens, Blitz then picks up Owens and then gives another stiff club to the back taking Owens down to a knee, Blitz comes off the ropes and gives a running boot to the back of the head of Owens, cover and a 2 count. Blitz brings Owens to his knees and gives straight punches right to the face, Blitz comes off the ropes and Owens gets to his feet and drills Blitz with a Boot to the face, Owens sends Blitz off the ropes and connects with a Running Reverse Elbow taking Blitz down, cover and a 2 count. Owens misses the right hand and Blitz lifts up Owens and plants him with a Death Valley Driver, cover and a 2 count. Blitz lifts Owens up in the Canadian Back Breaker position and then carries him and rams him chest first into the corner leaving Owens dangling upside-down, Blitz runs in and gives a dropkick square to the back of Owens and Owens falls to the mat, Blitz makes a cover and gets a 2 count. Blitz drags Owens over to a corner and Blitz heads to the top turnbuckle and comes off and Owens gets a foot up drilling Blitz in the face and both men are down. Both men get up and Blitz gets a right hand blocked and Owens gives a hard right back, the exchanged is repeated a second time, then Owens gets a rush of adrenaline and pounds away at Blitz, Blitz reverses the Irish Whip ducks, Owens kicks Blitz in the face and then grabs Blitz by the hair and yanks him to the mat face first, Owens comes off the ropes and gives a Falling fist to the face of Blitz. Owens kicks Blitz in the gut and goes for the Playmaker, but Blitz slides out and goes behind Owens, but Owens counters behind Blitz and picks up Blitz for a Back Drop as Blitz tries to fight out so Owens just tosses Blitz on the top rope throat first stunning him and then connects with a Football Spear and Owens calls for the end. JTH heads down to the ring as Owens sets up for the T.O. Elbow, Owens comes off the ropes and JTH gets his hand in the ring getting the attention of Owens, JTH looks away from the ring acting like nothing happened as Owens grabs JTH by the hair and bring him up to the apron, but JTH grabs Owens’ head and hangman’s Owens on the top rope as Blitz begins to stir and Blitz takes advantage and nails the All Out Blitz on Owens and makes the cover and gets the 3. Blitz leaves the ring and heads to the back as JTH grabs Owens’ Junior Heavyweight Championship and brings it into the ring and sets it down. JTH picks up Owens and drops him with the Wrestlemania Drop right onto the belt knocking Owens out. JTH grabs the title and does a HBK pose with the title in hand right over top of Owens. Meanwhile on the entrance way, James Bond comes up from behind Blitz and grabs him and nails a Secret Agent Slam onto Blitz on the ramp way and JTH and James Bond have the upper hand on their opponents as the show ends.
Quick Results:
Xena Warrior Princess defeated Elena Fanshaw via pinfall
Zangief defeated Johnny Bravo via pinfall
The Punisher defeated Fozzie Osbourne via pinfall to become the NEW NIWA Brass Knuckles Champion after Link interfered
Jet Li defeated Luke Skywalker via pinfall
Blitz defeated Terrell Owens via pinfall