Post by theoc71 on May 15, 2010 3:19:42 GMT -8
EMW Starlets
Friday May 14th, 2010
American Airlines Center
Dallas, Texas
From the arena, fireworks exploded from the entrance stage and the cameras pan through the sold out arena as the crowd goes nuts as “Ignorance” by Paramore, the official theme song for EMW Starlets booms through the PA system as April O’Neil & Lita welcome everyone to the show.
April: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to EMW Starlets as we are two weeks away from No Retreat as Starlets is LIVE! From the Lone Star State at the American Airlines Center in Dallas, Texas. April O Neil alongside Lita at ringside and tonight, it’s pick your poison!
Lita: You got that right, April! Tonight, both “The Future Legend” Alissa Flash and Faith Lehane will compete in “Pick your Poision” where Faith chooses Alissa’s opponent and stipulation and vice versa and this brought out some pretty interesting matches as tonight Alissa Flash takes on Britney Spears in a No Disqualification Match as Faith Lehane will take on Lara Croft & Emma Frost in a Handicap Match!
A video recap is shown of Alissa Flash’s attack on Faith Lehane after the Tag Team Extreme Rules match last week.
Faith Lehane makes her way to the ring to a thunderous pop as she looks to be feeling the effects of the injuries she suffered last week by Alissa Flash.
Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome FAITH LEHANE!
Faith enters the ring and grabs a microphone as she addresses the crowd.
Faith: Last week, I was in an Extreme Rules Tag Team Match teaming with Gina Carano against Megan Fox and Alissa Flash. Eventhough Carano and I won the match, as you saw in the video; I felt less like a winner. Alissa beat me down and then injured me, but she did the one thing that will be her downfall…SHE PISSED ME OFF! At No Retreat, I may be hurt, but I don’t need to be 100% to whip your ass and make you tap out anywhere in the arena!
“The Future Legend” Alissa Flash makes her way to the ring with a sly smile on her face and microphone in hand. Once Flash enters the ring, she begins to speak.
Flash: Well, I’m impressed that you even show up tonight. But your bravery can go so far, Faith. Because at No Retreat, the pain I gave you last week would look like Disneyland compared to what I’m going to do to you. The best part about this is that at No Retreat, I’m going to make you tap out at any location I please, it can be in the ring…It can be at the backstage area…It can be at the concession stands…It can be in the parking lot…It can even happen in front of these pathetic fans that love you so much. Truth of the matter is if you ever want to get back at Megan Fox…You go through me first and at No Retreat, you will know that the task will be impossible!”
Flash then punched on the injured ribs of Faith Lehane and turned to walk away but Faith fights back and a brawl ensues between both women and then Faith goes for a Twist Of Faith but Flash escapes and slides to the back. Both women then have a staredown before Flash heads to the back and Faith looks on as we go to commercial.
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On ExtremeVision, a video package is shown of Gina Carano training for the MMA Rules Match for the EMW World Women’s Championship against Megan Fox. After her training, Fox looks into the camera and speaks.
Carano: Megan Fox, at No Retreat you enter my backyard. There won’t be any second takes, no do-overs, no looking back. You will experience pain and agony and in the end, I will be the EMW World Women’s Champion. See you at No Retreat!
Fox then leaves as the video package ends.
Abigail Whistler & Jessica Alba def. The Punk-Teacher Alliance (Candy Cane & Miss Spencer) in an EMW World Women’s Tag Team Championship #1 Contender’s Qualifying Match via pinfall when Jessica Alba pinned Miss Spencer after the Dark Angel Wings. With the win, Whistler & Alba will be in the EMW World Women’s Tag Team Championship #1 Contender’s Match at No Retreat against the winners of The Outlaw Violators vs. The Porn Sensationz match.
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The Outworld Violators (Kitana & Jade) def. The Porn Sensationz (Jenna Haze & Sasha Grey) in an EMW World Women’s Tag Team Championship #1 Contender’s Qualifying Match via pinfall when Kitana pinned Sasha Grey after the Kiss Of Death.
In the back, split screen is shown of Britney Spears and “The Future Legend” Alissa Flash making their way to the ring through separate corridors backstage. Coming up next, it’s Spears vs. Flash in a No Disqualification Match.
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*Extreme Replay Of The Week Sponsored By RingScoops.com*
Replay of earlier tonight of the brawl between Faith Lehane and Alissa Flash.
“The Future Legend” Alissa Flash def. Britney Spears in a No Disqualification Match via submission with the Kudo Clutch after Lara Croft (who joined April & Lita on the broadcast booth for guest commentary) smashed Spears in the back with a steel chair as Spears went for the Womanizer.
On ExtremeVision, EMW World Women’s Champion Megan Fox is seen making her way to the ring. Tonight, Megan Fox is in non-title action.
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EMW World Women’s Champion Megan Fox def. Reiko Hinomoto with Dixie Clements via submission with the Anaconda Vice (in what it was announced as Megan’s Vice) after hitting The Transformer.
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Lady Gaga def. Carmen Electra via pinfall after the Bad Romance. Before the match, EMW Starlets Champion Olivia Munn joins April & Lita for guest commentary. After the match, Lady Gaga leaves the ring and goes to Munn who leaves the booth. Both women have a staredown and then Munn turns to leave but then Gaga attacks Munn from behind and whips Munn to the ring steps. Gaga then grabs the EMW Starlets title and looks at it before throwing the belt to the ground next to a fallen Olivia Munn and then leaves to the back as Munn slowly gets to her feet.
In the back, Faith Lehane is seen making his way to the ring but still feeling the effects from last week. Coming up next, Faith takes on Lara Croft & Emma Frost in a Handicap Match.
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Lara Croft & Emma Frost def. Faith Lehane in a Handicap Match via pinfall when Croft pinned Lehane after the Tomb Raider Slam. After the match, “The Future Legend” Alissa Flash ran in and attacked Faith. Croft and Frost joined in and then Britney Spears ran in to make the save and held her own until the numbers game catches up to him and it was a 3 on 2 attack but then BUFFY SUMMERS RAN IN AND ATTACKED ALISSA FLASH! Croft and Frost tried to help Flash but then Britney even the odds. Buffy and Britney is cleaning house as Faith is trying to get to her feet and then Flash, Croft & Frost slid to the outside.
Buffy then helps Faith to her feet and then there was a staredown between the two women as the crowd chant “Vampire Slayers”. They both have a discussion and then they hugged in the middle of the ring that got a thunderous pop from the crowd.
In the back, EMW Starlets General Manager Trish Stratus looks at this on her monitor at her office and then EMW Owner Theo Clardy walked in and then they start talking.
Clardy: That was a great moment there.
Stratus: You’re not kidding. But it does give me an idea for next week.
Clardy: What is it?!
Stratus: Next week, we will have a Six Woman Tag Team Match as Alissa Flash teams up with Lara Croft & Emma Frost and they will take on Britney Spears and the return of…THE VAMPIRE SLAYERS!
Clardy: Well, I am very impressed. I’m looking forward to next week.
Clardy then leaves as Trish looked on smiling. Meanwhile, The Vampire Slayers and Britney Spears celebrate as the show concludes for this week.
“Crying Like A Bitch” by Godsmack from their latest album “The Oracle” available May 5th is the official theme song for EMW Starlets No Retreat.