Post by jth on Aug 16, 2014 15:02:48 GMT -8
In Loving Memory
"Let our laughs be heard to the heavens."
NIWA Saturday Night Showdown
UD Arena
Dayton, Ohio
(Screen recaps the footage of last week's SNS that saw "Badass" Bart Simpson lose the NIWA Venue Championship thanks to his opponent at Summer Stampede, "The Wrestling Badass" Shelton Benjamin)
(Tonight the official contract signing for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship Match at Summer Stampede will take place as "Badass" Bart Simpson and "The Wrestling Badass" Shelton Benjamin will make the match official)
Champion vs. Champion Non-Title Match
NIWA Junior Heavyweight Champion "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH defeated NIWA North American Champion The Shredder via pinfall at 16:21
(In tonight's main event, a huge tag team match has been made as "The Amazing" Spiderman will team with Terrell Owens to face off against "The Dark Alliance" of Ganondorf and Link)
(Screen shows the NEW NIWA Venue Champion, Fozzie Osbourne in the ring who defeated Bart Simpson last week on SNS)
Non-Title Match
NIWA Venue Champion Fozzie Osbourne defeated Kenny Powers via pinfall at 4:46
(Screen shows a video package for NIWA Summer Stampede, set to take place on Friday, August 29th, from the World's Most Famous Arena, Madison Sqaure Garden in New York City)
(Drew Galloway is in the ring, and as he is, the screen shows clips of events that have been occuring with Drew and Shadow the Hedgehog over the past weeks of SNS)
Drew Galloway defeated Jet Li via pinfall at 8:42. After the match as Drew is celebrating, the lights begin the flicker which gets the attention of Drew. And then Shadow the Hedgehog appears on the titantron.
Shadow: You claimed that you followed in my shadows Drew...perhaps it's time...I follow in yours...
(The lights come back on, and when they do, Shadow is standing right behind Drew Galloway, but Drew catches his sight before Shadow caan attack and Drew quickly bolts out of the ring, staring into the ring with Shadow in it. Shadow still has a mike in hand.)
Shadow: If you wish to step out of my shadow Drew, how about at Summer Stampede you come try. (Crowd Cheers as Drew points back in the ring) But be warned Drew, it will be the biggest step you ever take. (Drops the mike as Drew and Shadow look set to face off at Madison Sqaure Garden on August 29th at Summer Stampede)
James Bond defeated Hugo w/Poison via pinfall at 11:33
(Screen shows a recap of last week's Triple Threat Match to determine the next number one contender for the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion that was done in elimination form, the two finalists are about to square off as "AVGN" will face off with Tommy Vercetti. NEXT!!!)
Number One Contender's Match
"Angry Video Game Nerd" vs. Tommy Vercetti in a double DQ after The Punisher attacked both me at 15:42. After the match, Junior Heavyweight Champion JTH comes out and Wrestlemania Kicks Punisher and then looks at both "AVGN" and Vercetti as there seems to be no knowing of who the number one contender is.
(Kevin Pereia is backstage for an interview with "The Amazing" Spiderman)
Kevin: Spiderman, in just moments, you're set to face off with Link and Ganondorf as you team with Terrell Owens. What's going your mind right now as Summer Stampede inches closer?
Spidey: The thing about all this is...even through all those years when Link and I were going at it, deep down I knew Link was my friend. And deep down, I know even right now he still is. The thing is his mind has now been taken over by "The King of Evil" Ganondorf. If I have to take out Ganondorf to get to Link, or vice verca, that's what I gotta do. It might be easy, it might be impossible. But I know, push come to shove, I will need to defeat those two, or NIWA will be a dark, dark place for a long time to come. (Walks off)
Kevin: Thank you Spiderman. Let's head back to the ring...
Spiderman & Terrell Owens defeated Link & "The King of Evil" Ganondorf via pinfall at 18:33 when Spidey countered the Link ZDT into a Small Package for the 3. Spidey and T.O. manage to escape before another "Dark Alliance" onsaught in the past weeks.
(Screen shows a recap of the events that have transpired between Bart Simpson and Shelton Benjamin that has led to their NIWA World Title match at Summer Stampede)
(The clip ends and NIWA Mr. CC is in the ring with a table and chairs set up)
CC: Ladies and gentlemen, at NIWA Summer Stampede in two weeks time at Madison Square Garden, the main event is set for Bart Simpson versus Shelton Benjamin. "Badass" verses "Badass". (Crowd Cheers) Tonight we are about to have the offical contract signing to make this the official main event of the show. So without further ado, let's get right down to it and introduce the challenger for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship, "Badass" Bart Simpson! (Crowd Cheers)
(Bart Simpson comes out and awaits his opponent)
CC: And now, introducing the reigning and defending NIWA World Champion..."The Wrestling Badass" Shelton Benjamin!
CC: Gentlemen, if you'll please have a seat...
(Both men slowly sit down and are in position.)
CC: Shelton Benjamin, as the champion, (Slides the contract to the champion) You shall be the first to sign. (Shelton is about to sign the contract but instead drags the mike over from the side of the table and has a word to say to his challenger)
Shelton: Bart Simpson...do you realize who you're going to step in the ring with? Well just in case you don't, I'll fill you in. I'm a wrestling All-American Champion at the University of Minnesota, former WWE Tag Team Champion, United States Champion, Intercontenetial Champion, NIWA North American Champion...and a two time NIWA World Heavyweight Champion. (Crowd Boos Loudly) So just in case you don't know what that means, I am quite capable of kicking your alledged "Badass" at Summer Stampede. You think for one second that you're going to win this title at MSG, I suggest you bring your A+ game, and then hope that's even enough...(Signs the contract and then tosses it by Simpson as he smiles getting boos from the crowd.)
CC: Bart, would you care to sign the contract? (Bart points to CC's mike and CC gives it to him and Bart props his feet up on the table and looks like he has some words of his own.)
Bart: Are you trying to convince me, or convince yourself man? So how do you think you're gonna beat me huh? You-you gonna dress up in another Spiderman costume...or have a friend stab me in the back that I trust? Oh wait, that's right...that isn't gonna happen again. Which means, heaven forbid...you might actually have to beat me. And if you think you're gonna do that, you're gonna be stunned...literally. (Crowd Cheers as Bart then signs the contract and pushes it aside and stands up.)
CC: You have it, we have the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship match set, we...
(The NIWA fans are stunned as Money in the Bank winner Goldar begins to walk down the rampway with the briefcase in hand)
Goldar: I hate to break some news, I feel like I'm in the mood for a little NIWA World Championship match right about now...(Crowd Cheers Loudly as Shelton looks on in shock as Goldar begins to come to the ring as officials begin to clear the ring. Goldar then gets on the apron as Bart and Shelton look on, but then Goldar drops back down to the mat. And then smiles as Shelton then drills Bart from behind and stomps and kicks Bart on the mat and then without warning gives Bart a Drive By Kick taking Bart down and Shelton grabs the mike and leans next to Bart down on the mat.)
Shelton: Maybe I'll have a few other tricks up my sleeve "Badass"...(Laughs as he drops the mike and the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion just laughs next to the downed challenger as the champion gets a one up on in the battle of Badasses.