Post by theoc71 on Mar 25, 2010 23:37:30 GMT -8
EMW Starlets
Friday March 26th, 2010
Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum
Uniondale, New York
The show begins with highlights from last Sunday’s Starlets Showdown and the final moments of the EMW World Women’s Championship Match between Megan Fox and Faith Lehane in where “The Future Legend” Alissa Flash interfered and helped Fox retain the championship.
“The New Divide” by Linkin Park hits as EMW World Women’s Champion Megan Fox alongside “The Future Legend” Alissa Flash made their way to the ring and are getting thunderous boos from the crowd.
Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome “THE FUTURE LEGEND” ALISSA FLASH and the EMW World Women’s Champion MEGAN FOX!
Fox and Flash arrived to the ring and then Fox grabbed the microphone and addresses the crowd.
Fox: After what happened last Sunday, I was flooded with questions about why Alissa Flash not only took out Gina Carano but interjecting herself in the EMW World Women’s Championship match. The reason is simply because not only is Alissa Flash is now apart of the EMW roster but she is my bodyguard and my trainer!
The crowd boos at the announcement as Fox continues.
Fox: Now you have to understand where I am coming from here. You see, not only am I YOUR EMW World Women’s Champion, but I am a world renowned actress. I’m the star of the Transformers Movie, Transformers 2, Jennifer’s Body and the upcoming Jonah Hex. I’ve appeared on covers of the hottest magazines in the world and I’m one of the most beautiful people in the world. I am the woman every man around the world would love to be with and all the women of the world to be jealous at. A woman like me needs some protection from the filth and disgusting like the people I’m seeing in this arena right now (Crowd boos loudly) So I have enlisted the services of “The Future Legend” Alissa Flash. Alissa is a second generation wrestler. She has competed all over the world and had competed in TNA. Together, we will dominate EMW Starlets because we have no equal and if you want proof, ask Gina Carano and ask Faith Lehane!
Suddenly, EMW Starlets General Manager Trish Stratus arrives on the entrance stage with microphone in hand.
Trish: Megan Fox, you may have survived your EMW World Women’s title match last Sunday against Faith Lehane thanks to Alissa Flash, but you see we have the first EMW Interbrand Mega Event since New Era Rising called Hell’s Playground and for the first time ever, we will have a Hell’s Playground Match for the EMW World Women’s Championship and tonight we will have Qualifying Matches to determine who will join you in the Hell’s Playground Match. As a matter of fact, the main event match tonight will be a Hell’s Playground Qualifying Match as your new bodyguard Alissa Flash will take on the woman that the both of you screwed last Sunday…FAITH LEHANE!
Trish then leaves as Fox and Flash looked on pretty frustrated over what was announced as we go to commercial.
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Torrie Wilson def. Lady Gaga and Kelly Bundy in a Triple Threat Hell’s Playground Qualifying Match via pinfall when Torrie Wilson pinned Lady Gaga after the Nose Job after Gaga hits Bundy with the Bad Romance.
In the back, Brooke Adams (filling in for Erin Andrews due to her Dancing With The Stars Commitments) is standing by with Blaze Fielding.
Brooke: Blaze, last Sunday, you earned a shot at the EMW World Women’s Championship by beating Gina Carano in the fifth and decisive match in the Best Of 5 Series. But not only will you get your title shot next week against Megan Fox but in minutes you have a chance to qualify for the Hell’s Playground Match for that same title.
Blaze: Brooke, last Sunday, I ended a rivalry against one of the toughest women I have ever fought. In the end, I was victorious and have earned respect from Gina Carano and for a woman like Gina, getting that respect was not easy. Now I have two chances to once again become the EMW World Women’s Champion. The first is tonight and then next will be next week. If I qualify tonight and I win the title next week, I would love to defend the title at Hell’s Playground in the Hell’s Playground match. But no matter what, there’s one thing that remains the same…MY FIGHT NEVER ENDS!
Blaze then leaves as we go to commercial.
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On ExtremeVision, a video montage was shown from the February 12th edition of EMW Starlets with Abigail Whistler whispering something in Jessica Alba’s ear and them leaving the ring together. It then goes to a dojo to an unknown location where Whistler is training Alba throughout the past month. Afterwards, Whistler goes to Alba and speaks to her.
Whistler: I believe you are ready. For now on, no one will treat you as a joke and you are ready to become the competitor you are destined to be.
Both women bowed and then Alba speaks with Whistler.
Alba: Thank you, Abigail. I won’t let you down.
From the broadcast booth at ringside, April O’Neil announced that Jessica Alba will be making her return to EMW Starlets next week.
Blaze Fielding def. Emma Frost in a Hell’s Playground Qualifying Match via pinfall after the Blaze Of Glory Frog Splash from the top rope.
Stacy Keibler returns to EMW!
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The Outworld Violators (Kitana & Jade) (Making Their EMW Debut) def. Romy White & Michele Weinberger via pinfall when Kitana pinned Romy White after the Kiss Of Death.
In the back, Britney Spears is seen warming up before heading to the ring for her EMW Starlets title shot against Olivia Munn up next.
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EMW Starlets Champion Olivia Munn vs. Britney Spears ended in a no contest when Morgan Webb ran in and attacked both women with a steel chair. After the match, Webb knocked out Munn with a steel chair shot and then did the same to Britney. Webb then stood over the fallen bodies of Munn and Spears and has a smile on her face as she exits the ring and walks to the back as the crowd is booing her loudly.
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EMW World Women’s Tag Team Champions Lindsay Lohan & Hilary Duff def. The Porn Sensationz (Jenna Haze & Sasha Grey) in a Tag Team Hell’s Playground Qualifying Match via pinfall when Lindsay Lohan pinned Sasha Grey after the LiLoKO. The match was also for the EMW World Women’s Tag Team Championship. After the match, it was announced that Lohan and Duff have qualified for the Hell’s Playground Match for the EMW World Women’s Championship.
In the back, “The Future Legend” Alissa Flash is seen making her way to the ring alongside EMW World Women’s Champion Megan Fox. Meanwhile, Faith Lehane is seen making her way to the ring. Coming up next is the final Hell’s Playground Qualifying Match between Faith Lehane and Alissa Flash.
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Faith Lehane def. “The Future Legend” Alissa Flash with EMW World Women’s Champion Megan Fox in a Hell’s Playground Qualifying Match via pinfall after the Twist Of Faith after Gina Carano arrived and chased after Megan Fox as Flash had Faith up in the Kudo Driver. Flash then lets go and stares at Carano and then turned around before Faith hits the Twist Of Faith for the pinfall win.
"Second & Sebring" by Of Mice & Men from their self-titled album available now is one of the theme songs for EMW Hell's Playground.