Post by theoc71 on Jul 22, 2014 1:41:51 GMT -8
EMW ShowTime
Wednesday July 16th, 2014
Madison Square Garden
New York, New York
The show begins with a video still recap from last Sunday's Great American Brawl Mega Event where EMW General Manager "The Day Walker" Blade cost EMW Owner Theo Clardy the EMW World Heavyweight Championship No Disqualification Match against Blitz.
At the parking lot, a limousine has pulled up and out comes EMW Owner Theo Clardy and his Personal Assistant Kate Upton as they storm their way to the arena. Ron Burgundy approaches him but then Clardy grabs him by the jacket.
Theo Clardy: IS BLADE HERE TONIGHT?!
Ron Burgundy: (Panicking) Yes, he's here.
Theo Clardy: WELL, I'M HEADING TO THE RING RIGHT NOW AND CALL HIS ASS OUT!
Clardy the shoves Burgundy down and then he and Upton make their way to the ring. Then Clardy and Upton arrived through the curtain and make their way to the ring to no music as the crowd boos them loudly. Clardy and Upton then entered the ring then Jon Ian handed Clardy a microphone and then Clardy began to speak.
Theo Clardy: LISTEN UP! I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF IT'S MADISON SQUARE GARDEN! IF BLADE DOESN'T GET HIS HALF DEAD ASS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW, THERE WILL BE NO SHOW AND ALL OF YOU IN ATTENDANCE THAT THINK YOU WILL GET A REFUND...WELL, TOUGH S**T!!!
The crowd boos loudly as Clardy looks to the entrance way with a mean scowl on his face as he is waiting on Blade.
Theo Clardy: YOU THINK I'M JOKING?! IF BLADE DOESN'T SHOW UP, I'M SHUTTING DOWN THE SHOW RIGHT NOW!!!!
Clardy continues to wait but no sign of Blade.
Theo Clardy: ALL RIGHT!!! JUST SO EVERYONE HERE KNOW, THIS IS BLADE'S FAULT THAT IT HAS COME TO THIS...SHUT THE SHOW DOWN!!! IT'S OVER!!! TURN OFF THE LIGHTS!!!!
The lights starting to go off and then ExtremeVision shuts off as the crowd boos loudly and chants "BULLS**T!" but then suddenly...
*DAY WALKER....DAY WALKER...DAY WALKER*
Theo Clardy: HOLD ON! HOLD ON! TURN THE LIGHTS BACK ON!
The lights turn back on and so does ExtremeVision and then EMW General Manager "The Day Walker" Blade is standing behind Clardy. Upton warns Clardy to turn around and then Clardy turned around to see Blade and then Clardy confronts Blade.
Theo Clardy: Blade, it would help if you showed up without all the theatrics. But anyway, it's good that you are here. Because I have but one question for you...WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! (Crowd Boos)
Blade then grabs a microphone from his coat and then responds.
Blade: I'm the man who gave you a reality check last Sunday! (Crowd Cheers) Seriously, what the hell in wrong with you?! When you formed EMW, you made a promise that this league will be for the people and for 7 some years, it has...But recently, you have broken that promise and made it all about yourself. You turn your back on everything that you hold dear since you founded this place. You betrayed everyone that made EMW what it is...From the Human Tornados, from the Christina Aguileras, from the Jules Winnfields, even...The Al Bundys...You turned their backs on them and for what?! For What?!
Kate Upton grabs the microphone from Clardy and then responds.
Kate Upton: Blade, I think you should...
Blade: I think you should remove Theo's balls from your purse and let Theo answer my questions, BITCH!
The crowd cheers as Upton is in shock over what happened then Clardy grabs the mic from Kate and responds.
Theo Clardy: You show the lady some respect!
Blade: You call THAT a lady?!
Kate Upton is being restrained by Clardy the crowd goes nuts and Blade has a sly grin on his face.
Theo Clardy: You know what, Blade! To answer your question...I didn't turn my back on the beliefs of this company...I'm only evolving it to a better company than it once was. Al Bundy didn't see my vision and now he's back in Chicago selling Women's Shoes at some dump mall! (Crowd Boos) Blade...You want what happen to Al, happen to you?! Well, we have a little Mega Event coming up called SummerJam...Which so happens to take place at the birthplace of EMW, Anaheim, California...Which is better than this dump called New York! (Crowd Boos) You know...I just can't help the fact to find a little something that the cameras picked up. Roll the footage.
Footage is shown from last Sunday after Great American Brawl went off the air as Blade returned to the ring to congratulate Blitz on the title win and then raises his hand. Then Blade grabs the microphone but before he said anything, the crowd chanted "HE STILL GOT IT!" then "ONE MORE MATCH!"
The footage ends as Clardy continues.
Theo Clardy: I guess we know that the fans want you to have one more match...So at SummerJam...How about that One More Match...AGAINST ME!!!
The crowd cheers as Blade responds.
Blade: Theo...You know that I'm a man of my word...I got nothing else to prove when I became the EMW World Heavyweight Champion for the 10th time...So my answer to you...is NO!
The crowd is mixed at the decision as Clardy responds.
Theo Clardy: Blade...I guess there needs to be an understanding here...
Then Clardy slaps Blade across the face which knocks the sunglasses off his head and then Blade stares at Clardy with a mean scowl on his face but then NEW Unified EMW/NIWA World Tag Team Champions The Chase Brothers (Johnny Chase & Vincent Chase) ran in and attacked Blade but then Blade begins to fight them off then Chad Johnson and EMW International Champion Jay Lethal runs in to make it a 4 on 1 but Blade continues to hold his ground but then Zangief runs in and just as Blade sees him, Clardy low blows Blade from behind and Zangief lays Blade out with a vicious clothesline. Clardy then orders The Chase Brothers hold Blade up and then they held up Blade and Clardy hits Blade with the Rock Bottom. The Dream Team then stands over Blade and celebrates in the ring. The Dream Team, Clardy and Upton then leaves as Blade slowly gets to his feet and then grabs a nearby microphone then Blade speaks.
Blade: Hey...ASSHOLE!!! I understand...AND I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE AT SUMMERJAM!!!
The crowd cheers loudly as Clardy looked on with a sly grin on his face as now at SummerJam, it's The Owner vs. The GM as Blade returns to in-ring action for the first time since MegaBrawl VI!
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A replay is shown of EMW Owner Theo Clardy's challenge to EMW General Manager "The Day Walker" Blade to a match at SummerJam in which Blade refuses but after an attack by the rest of Theo's Dream Team, Blade got up and accepted the challenge for SummerJam.
EMW Cruiserweight Champion Peter Pan def. "The Iceman' Chuck Liddell in a Non-Title Match via pinfall after the Bangarang.
Backstage, at the Owner's Office, EMW Owner Theo Clardy is on his cell phone.
Theo Clardy: Yeah, you saw what just happened. Yeah, Im facing Blade at SummerJam...Don't worry about me, I'll be fine...Hey, is there any updates about Sara?! Yeah, I've tried contacting her...(Clardy hears a knock on the door) I'll call you right back. (Hangs up phone) IT'S OPEN!!
Ari Gold then arrives and approached Clardy.
Theo Clardy: Hey Ari, you saw what your clients did to help me out there?!
Ari Gold: Yeah, I did. But that' not why I'm here...There's a little problem when it comes to tonight.
Theo Clardy: Yeah. What is it?!
Ari Gold: I know that you made a Unified EMW/NIWA World Tag Team title rematch for tonight between my boys, The Chase Brothers against Spiderman and Link...But I got word that Spiderman had an emergency that he is needed for and as for Link, he has a bad case of Food Poisoning last night at the hotel.
Theo Clardy: Oh no, you serious?! But we need a Tag Team title defense tonight. I can't afford to look bad at Madison Square Garden tonight.
Ari Gold: Well, lucky for you, I have an idea. You see, there are teams from EMW and NIWA that are here tonight...(Gold then gets out a Baseball hat) I put all their names in a hat and I will pull the name out of the hat and whatever name I pull out, that team will face The Chase Brothers tonight for the Tag Team titles.
Gold then reaches over to the hat and picks out a piece of paper from the hat and then opens up the paper.
Ari Gold: Well, what do you know?! The Chase Brothers will face, legendary...WAYNE'S WORLD!!! (Crowd Boos)
Clardy acts shocked over the pick and then responds.
Theo Clardy: Not the Wayne's World! Pick another name out of there.
Gold then picks out another piece of paper out of the hat and then he acts shocked.
Ari Gold: Oh my god! What are the odds...It's The Wayne's World! AGAIN!
Theo Clardy: Let me check that!
Clardy then picks out the pieces of paper from the hat and then it reveals that each one reads Wayne's World and then both Clardy and Gold laughed and then Gold leaves as the crowd boos loudly.
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*Extreme Replay Of The Week Sponsored by Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles*
Video stills are shown Of The Trio's victory over The Champions Of NoDQ last Sunday at Great American Brawl.
The Trio (Michael De Santa, Trevor Phillips & Franklin Clinton) def. The Dudley Nephewz (Ace Dudley & Ted Dudley) def. "The World's Most Dangerous Man" Ken Shamrock & The Dudley Nephewz (Ace Dudley & Ted Dudley) via Disqualification when The Champions Of NoDQ (Mr. Clean, Captain Jack Sparrow & Frankenstein) ran in and attacked The Trio. Sparrow hits Michael De Santa with the Black Pearl. Then Frankenstein hits Phillips with a Double Chokeslam. Then they hit Clinton with The Trio's Powerbomb/Double Neckbreaker. Afterwards, Mr. Clean grabbed a microphone as the rest of The Champions Of NoDQ look over the carnage they made against The Trio. Then Clean goes to the fallen body of Franklin Clinton and then speaks.
Mr. Clean: You think after last Sunday that this is over?! It's over...WHEN WE SAY IT'S OVER!!!
The Champions Of NoDQ then celebrated in the ring as their music plays and the crowd boos them loudly.
Backstage, EMW World Heavyweight Champion Blitz is making his way to the ring as coming up next, after a successful title defense last Sunday, Blitz is in action against Zac Efron in a Non-Title Match.
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EMW World Heavyweight Champion Blitz def. Zac Efron in a Non-Title Match via pinfall after the All Out Blitz. Before the match, Josh Birk joins Johnny Gomez and Nick Diamond for guest commentary. After the match, Blitz invited Birk to the ring and Birk looks to enter the ring but then laughs, puts on his Sunglasses then says, "Not for free" then leaves as the crowd boos him loudly.
A video still replay is shown of Jay Lethal not only becoming the NEW EMW International Champion but has now got Ari Gold as his manager last Sunday at Great American Brawl.
From the broadcast booth at ringside, Johnny Gomez announced that next week the NEW EMW International Champion Jay Lethal will be in action for the first time with his new manager Ari Gold at ringside.
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EMW Cruiserweight Champion Peter Pan def. Butthead with Beavis in a Non-Title Match via pinfall after the Bangarang.
Backstage, Brad Jones is standing by with Wayne's World (Wayne Campbell & Garth Algar).
Brad Jones: Guys, coming up next, you guys will have a shot at the Unified World Tag Team Championship against The Chase Brothers!
Wayne Campbell: Brad, The Chase Brothers might kick our asses tonight...
Wayne & Garth: NOT!!!
Wayne Campbell: Shyeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt! We have been down many times but we always got up and tonight, The Chase Brothers would think twice about defending the belts against us!
Gatrh Algar: That's right, Wayne! Chase Brothers...You should not judge a book by its cover...Tonight, at the World's Most Famous Arena...We will shock the world and become the Unified Tag Team Champions and afterwards, there is going to be a huge party all over New York City! Party On, Wayne!
Wayne Campbell: Party On, Garth!
Wayne's World leave as coming up next, the Unified World Tag Team Championship are on the line!
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Wayne's World (Wayne Campbell & Garth Algar) def. Unified EMW/NIWA World Tag Team Champions The Chase Brothers (Johnny Chase & Vincent Chase) with Ari Gold via pinfall when Wayne Campbell pinned Vincent Chase after Spider-Man appeared and springboards over Vincent Chase then slides out of the ring to become the NEW Unified EMW/NIWA World Tag Team Champions!!! After the match, The Chase Brothers and Ari Gold are in shock as Wayne's World are estatic at ringside as they are handed the Tag Team title belts. At the broadcast booth at ringside, Johnny Gomez said, "I know that this quote has been done to death, but...DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?!" The show concludes with Wayne's World celebrating their shocking title win at the entrance stage.