Post by theoc71 on May 14, 2014 15:45:33 GMT -8
EMW ShowTime
Wednesday May 14th, 2014
Tampa Bay Times Forum
Tampa, Florida
The show began with video stills from last Sunday's Hell's Playground Mega Event where The Saints & "The Blueprint" Matt Morgan win Gang Warfare against The Dream Team and then stills are shown of Blitz last eliminating Duke Nukem to win the Road To Extreme Anniversary Series in a Hell's Playground Match to earn a shot at the EMW World Heavyweight Championship at Extreme Anniversary.
Duke Nukem makes his way to the ring to a thunderous ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Jon Ian: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome DUKE NUKEM!!!
Duke enters the ring and Ian hands Duke the microphone and then Duke addresses the crowd.
Duke Nukem: Last Sunday, Hell's Playground lived up to its billing as myself and 5 other Superstars went through HELL! (Crowd Cheers) In the end, it was me and Blitz and we just tore through the Hell In A Cell but in the end...Blitz did beat me and now he's going to Extreme Anniversary! (Crowd Cheers) Now Blitz and I will not share Christmas Cards or visit each other for Thanksgiving Dinner anytime soon. But for anyone that can give me that much of a fight, that person earns not only the win, but my respect! (Crowd Cheers) And I know that if there is anyone worthy of getting the title shot, it is Blitz! Blitz, I...
Unknown Voice: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN....
The crowd boos loudly as JOSH BIRK arrives on the entrance stage with microphone in hand and then walks to the ring as he continues to talk.
Josh Birk: Allow me to introduce myself...My name is Josh Birk! (Crowd Boos) Tonight, you are witnessing history as it is my BIG Debut here on EMW ShowTime! (Crowd Chants "YOU SUCK!" to Birk as he looks at Duke) And WOW! IT'S DUKE NUKEM!!! (Birk enters the ring and confronts Duke Nukem) It is an honor to meet you! Duke Nukem...The Legend...The Icon...The Hall Of Famer! I grew up idolizing you, Duke! You were the MAN! You kick ass...You got hot chicks at your call...I wanted to be just like you! But now that I look at you...You are not the man that you once was. (Crowd Boos at Birk) You are just like these nobodies here in Tampa! (Crowd Boos) You became nothing more than gum at the bottom of my $900 shoes. You became nothing but a D-Lister that had his fame and now it has fizzled out while for me...I'm a A-Lister and an Elite star in Hollywood. I'm rich...I'm handsome...The ladies dig me more than you. Truth is that I'm better than you ever will be.
Duke Nukem: Well, I'm not going to lie, but you do have some nice looking shoes...A friend of mine got the same exact shoes at the Las Vegas Swap Meet for $10! (Crowd Cheers as Birk seems a little upset) Believe me, I was there with him when he bought them. (Birk seems more upset) You know Josh, you have some guts showing up here and going after the big dog in the yard on your first night here in EMW. But I have seen these Hollywood types like you. You claim to be so great, but when it comes to step up to the plate, you run away to your trailer so you can't get hurt. You think you can come here and demand respect from me and the EMW fans?! In EMW, you EARN respect around here! Blitz earned my respect and the fans respect...All you are doing is pissing me off!
Josh Birk: Duke, I don't need to earn your respect and these people's respect...I'm just going to take it by any means necessary! Even if I have to go through your washed up ass!
Duke Nukem: Well if you want my respect...You want the EMWNation's Respect...You better come and get it, punk! You want to make a big impression on your debut...Tonight...You and me, one on one! (Crowd Cheers Loudly) That is if you are man enough!
Josh Birk: You got it, Duke! (Crowd Cheers) Because it will be an honor to take down the so called Legend of Duke Nukem on my debut an use you as my personal floor mat!
Birk then smirks at Duke but then Duke clocks him with a right hand which knocked him down and then Birk slides out of the ring. Birk holds on to his jaw as Duke stares at Birk with a mean glare on his face as tonight Josh Birk makes his EMW debut against the Legendary Duke Nukem.
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*Extreme Replay Of The Week Sponsored by Taco Bell*
Video Stills are shown of Captain Jack Sparrow retaining the EMW International Championship against Dom Toretto inside the Hell In A Cell last Sunday at Hell's Playground.
Dom Toretto & Angry Joe def. EMW International Champion Captain Jack Sparrow & EMW International Champion Zac Efron via pinfall when Dom Toretto pinned Jack Sparrow after the Speed Boost.
At the parking lot, Blitz arrives and makes his way to the arena as he gets a thunderous ovation of cheers from the crowd as they see him on ExtremeVision. Later, we will hear from the 2014 winner of The Road To Extreme Anniversary Series.
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EMW Hardcore Champion Georges "Rush" St-Pierre def. Matt Hazard via submission with the Guillotine Choke.
Video Stills are shown of EMW President Of Operations Mr. Clean accidentally cost Michael De Santa & Franklin Clinton the match against The Mario Brothers in a Hell In A Cell Match for the Unified EMW/NIWA World Tag Team Championship.
Backstage, EMW President Of Operations Mr. Clean approached The Trio (Michael De Santa, Trevor Phillips & Franklin Clinton) at the Owner's Office.
Mr. Clean: Guys, I know that you are mad at me over what happened last Sunday and for that I'm sorry about what happened at Hell's Playground. (The Trio stare at Clean, not responding to Clean's apology) It's okay that you still feel that way, but I was given an assignment from EMW Owner Theo Clardy and it would be helpful if the three of you can help me out on this assignment.
Michael De Santa: Mr. Clean, you don't have to worry about us. Because tonight, we will do what's for the GREATER GOOD!!!
The Trio then leave as Mr. Clean looks on.
Backstage, Blitz is seen making his way to the ring. Coming up next, we will hear from the 2014 Road To Extreme Anniversary Series Winner.
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In the ring, Ron Burgundy is in the ring with microphone in hand and begins to speak.
Ron Burgundy: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest...He is the 2014 Road To Extreme Anniversary Winner...BLITZ!!!
2014 Road To Extreme Anniversary Series Winner Blitz makes his way to the ring to a thunderous ovation of cheers from the crowd. Blitz then enters the ring and then Burgundy begins to interview him.
Ron Burgundy: Blitz, first off congratulations on being the winner of the 2014 Road To Extreme Anniversary Series. Secondly, how does it feel to now finally get that EMW World Heavyweight Championship title shot at Extreme Anniversary?!
Blitz: First off Ron, I know that you and I haven't been friends but thanks for the compliment. For the second question you asked me, I feel motivated....Motivated to head into St. Louis and take the EMW World Heavyweight Championship and I know it would make Theo Clardy sick to his damn stomach but I really don't give a...
EMW President Of Operations Mr. Clean makes his way to the ring to a great ovation of boos from the crowd. Clean then enters the ring and then Burgundy approaches him.
Ron Burgundy: Mr. Clean, may I ask what are you doing here, interrupting Blitz.
Mr. Clean: Mr. Burgundy, I ask of you to hand me the microphone and for you to leave the ring, right now.
Burgundy hands Clean the microphone then leaves the ring and walks to the back as Clean talks to Blitz.
Mr. Clean: Blitz, as President Of Operations, I'm here to make sure that the winner of The Road To Extreme Anniversary Series is congratulated after going through a series of hard fought matches. Now it pains me to say this because it is clear that the both of us are not in the same page. But on behalf of EMW Owner Theo Clardy as as President Of Operations, I would say to you Congratulations and good luck at Extreme Anniversary.
The Trio (Michael De Santa, Trevor Phillips & Franklin Clinton) arrive from the crowd then they surround the ring and then all three have entered the ring then corner Blitz as Mr. Clean continues.
Mr. Clean: And I'm pretty sure that these men would congratulate you in a very certain way.
Franklin Clinton takes out a microphone from his pocket and then talks to Blitz.
Franklin Clinton: Blitz...I seen that look in your eyes, man. You know that after all you have been through, you are looking for a fight...But if you think you can find some backup...There is none. Because The Trio does what is for the GREATER GOOD!!!
The Trio then stares at Blitz as Mr. Clean smirks behind then and Blitz looks ready to fend them off but then The Trio turned around and stare at Mr. Clean and then Clean's smirk turns into concern and then Blitz leaves the ring and heads to the back as The Trio is all alone with Mr. Clean. Clean sees the scenario and tries to talk to The Trio but then THE TRIO ATTACK MR. CLEAN 3 ON 1 AS THE CROWD IS GOING NUTS!!! Clean tried to fend off The Trio but was hit with the Vinewood Drive-By!!! The Trio then pick up Clean and then they hit Clean with a Powerbomb/Double Neckbreaker! The Trio then stands over Mr. Clean as the crowd is going nuts as their music is played.
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A replay is shown from before the break of The Trio's attack on EMW President Of Operations Mr. Clean.
"The Blueprint" Matt Morgan def. Shawn Daivari via pinfall after the Carbon Footprint.
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From the broadcast booth at ringside, Johnny Gomez announced that next week, there will be the official contract signing for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship Match between Johnny Gat and Blitz at Extreme Anniversary.
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Jon Ian: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 20 Minute Time Limit! First of all, let me introduce to you, Josh Birk's Personal Ring Announcer, ARIA GIOVANNI!!!
Aria Giovanni is already in the ring as she walked to the middle of the ring and is handed the microphone.
A Red Nyte Blade car pulls up near the entrance stage as the screen is shown with a cinema style setting as Josh Birk steps out of the car in his Nyte Blade outfit and then arrives on the entrance ramp then does a pose and pyro shoots up from the entrance stage and then Birk makes his way to the ring.
Aria Giovanni: Ladies and gentlemen, tonight you are apart of EMW History. As you are about to witness the debut of Hollywood's Greatest Actor....Hollywood's Greatest Action Star...And as you are about to witness...EMW's Greatest Superstar...The One...The Only...JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKK!!!!
Birk enters the ring and poses for the crowd one more time and then he awaits his opponent.
Duke Nukem arrives on the entrance stage and stares a hole right through Josh Birk then makes his way to the ring to a thunderous ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Jon Ian: His opponent, from Las Vegas, Nevada...His weight is NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS...DUKE NUKEM!!!
Duke enters the ring then claims to the second rope and poses for the crowd and then he climbs down and then stares at Birk as the bell rings to start the match.
Josh Birk with Aria Giovanni def. Duke Nukem via pinfall after The Final Scene (Suplex into a Powerbomb). After the match, Birk continues to attack on Nukem and then hits him with another Final Scene. Then he celebrates his shocking debut win against the former EMW World Heayweight Champion and Hall Of Famer. After replays are shown of the match, Birk celebrates on the entrance stage as Duke stares at Birk as he slowly gets to his feet to end the show this week.