Post by theoc71 on Mar 12, 2010 0:25:59 GMT -8
EMW Starlets
Friday March 12th, 2010
1st Mariner Arena
Baltimore, Maryland
From the arena, fireworks exploded from the entrance stage and the cameras pan through the sold out arena as the crowd goes nuts as “Ignorance” by Paramore, the official theme song for EMW Starlets booms through the PA System as April O’Neil & Lita welcome everyone to the show.
April: Ladies and gentlemen, we are two weeks away to Starlet Showdown as EMW Starlets is LIVE! From the 1st Mariner Arena in Baltimore, Maryland. April O’Neil alongside 4 Time WWE Women’s Champion Lita at ringside and tonight we have a blockbuster double main event.
Lita: You got that right, April. Tonight, Faith Lehane will take on a woman that is showing a mean streak as of late in the form of Morgan Webb. Plus, it will be Champion vs. Champion as EMW World Women’s Champion Megan Fox takes on the returning EMW Starlets Champion Olivia Munn. We now send you to the ring where Erin Andrews is standing by.
In the ring, Erin Andrews is standing by with microphone in hand as she begins to speak.
Andrews: Ladies and gentlemen, last week EMW Starlets General Manager Trish Stratus announced the main event for Starlets Showdown in two weeks. The EMW World Women’s Champion Megan Fox will defend the title against my guest at this time…Two Time EMW World Women’s Champion, FAITH LEHANE!
Faith Lehane makes her arrival to the entrance ramp and then makes her way to the ring to a thunderous ovation of cheers from the crowd. Once Faith enters the ring and has a microphone in hand as Erin begins the interview.
Andrews: Three weeks ago in Las Vegas, Nevada despite going through an Extreme Rules MegaBrawl 3 rematch against Buffy Summers, you became the EMW World Women’s Champion by defeating Lindsay Lohan in the first ever Starlets Steel Cage Match. Let’s look back at that classic matchup.
On ExtremeVision, highlights were shown of the Steel Cage match between Faith Lehane and Lindsay Lohan for the EMW World Women’s Championship from three weeks ago.
Andrews: Faith, that was an amazing moment and I bet words couldn’t described what you were feeling as you became the EMW World Women’s Champion for the second time. But with that said, I can’t imagine what you felt when this happened…
On ExtremeVision, footage was shown of Megan Fox cashing in her Money In The Bank after the Steel Cage Match and defeating Faith Lehane for the World Women’s title.
Andrews: And to make matters even worse, last week on Starlets, just when you were on the verge of becoming the EMW World Women’s Champion, let me take you to the closing moments of that match.
On ExtremeVision, footage was shown of the final moments of the Triple Threat Match for the EMW World Women’s Championship last week in where Megan Fox dragged Faith Lehane out of the ring as she was pinning Lindsay Lohan and then whipped her to the barricade. Then Fox pinned Lohan for the victory.
Andrews: It appears that you just can’t catch a break, Faith. Your chances at the EMW World Women’s title seem to slip from your fingers.
Faith: Erin, it’s okay. I don’t live in past memories, I live in the here and now and at Starlets Showdown inside the World Most Famous Arena, I will become the EMW World Women’s Champion once again just like I did back last August when I defeated Gina Carano for that same title. I know it’s going to happen, she knows it’s going to happen and most importantly, all of EMW Nation knows it’s going to happen!
The crowd then cheers as Andrews continues.
Andrews: Now that you have made your point of view, it’s time to hear the point of view from your opponent at Starlets Showdown. Ladies and gentlemen, the EMW World Women’s Champion…MEGAN FOX!
EMW World Women’s Champion Megan Fox makes her way to the ring to a mixed reaction from the crowd which is mostly boos. Fox enters the ring with microphone in hand as Andrews addresses Fox.
Andrews: Megan, many people feel that you took advantage of a weaken and venerable Faith Lehane in Las Vegas and last week on this very program, you stole another win from Faith Lehane.
Fox: Erin, the only thing I took advantage of was a chance to cash in my Money In The Bank and become the EMW World Women’s Champion, which is well within in the rules. You know about it, Faith. I know about it and the fans know about it nothing was in the rules that stated that I can’t cash it in of Faith Lehane. Now as far as last week goes, I’m really offended by that. I would never steal anything in my life. I didn’t ask for the medical staff to come to ringside and check my ankle and see if it was okay. They were there to do their job, just like you were trying to do your job in that match last week and just like I did my job in hanging onto the EMW World Women’s Championship which as you can see I have done successfully. Now you have to understand this and Faith knows this as much as I do, when the bell rings, I don’t want to be best friends with anyone. I’m the opponent for Faith as she is the opponent of myself.
Faith: You’re right about that, Megan. In the ring, there are no friends in the match and that was the deal in the Triple Threat Match. As a matter of fact, we are two completely different women. You follow your path, I follow mine.
Fox: That is absolutely right, Faith. We live different lives, I live mine the way I do and you live yours the way you do.
Faith: Yeah, and at Starlets Showdown, our paths will have a collision course and I will take back what I have earned in Vegas, the EMW World Women’s Championship!
The crowd cheers loudly as Andrews begins to speak.
Andrews: Well, ladies thank you very much and we are looking forward to what should be a classic EMW World Women’s Championship match at Starlet Showdown. Let’s hear it for the #1 Contender, Faith Lehane!
The crowd cheers loudly for Faith as Andrews continues.
Andrews: And let’s also hear it for the EMW World Women’s Champion Megan Fox!
The crowd then gives Fox the same mixed reaction that are mostly boos. Both Fox and Lehane have a staredown as we go to commercial.
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Faith Lehane def. Morgan Webb via countout after Morgan cannot enter back in the ring after the 10 count. In the final moments a fan wearing a Spiderman mask leaps off the barricade and hits a missile dropkick on Morgan behind the referee’s back and then unmasked in front of Webb to reveal it’s Olivia Munn. Munn then put the mask back on and quickly got to her seat as the referee began the 10 count and Webb was unable to get back to the ring. After the match, Webb pointed to the Spiderman fan and said it was Olivia and then Faith turned Morgan around and hits her with a Twist Of Faith before she exits the ring.
In the back, Blaze Fielding is seen warming up for match #3 of the Best Of 5 Series against Gina Carano up next.
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Gina Carano def. Blaze Fielding in Match #3 of the Best Of 5 Series via submission after Fielding taps out to the Rear Naked Choke. With the win, Gina Carano leads the series 2-1.
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Torrie Wilson def. Romy White with Michele Weinberger via pinfall after the Nose Job. It was announced during the match that Torrie Wilson will take on Hilary Duff one on one at Starlet Showdown. After the match, Hilary Duff ran in the ring and attacked Torrie from behind and then hits her with the World Premiere. Duff then leaves the ring and looks at her handy work as Torrie slowly gets to her feet and stares at Hilary.
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Back from commercial, Lindsay Lohan is in the ring as Lillian Garcia makes her introductions.
Garcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Hollywood, California…LINDSAY LOHAN!
Lindsay then has her own microphone in hand and she addresses the crowd.
Lohan: With all the drama going on with Megan Fox becoming EMW World Women’s Champion and the fact that Faith Lehane is going to face her at Starlet Showdown, there has been a major travesty that needs to be addressed. The travesty is the fact that I was robbed of my rights for a one on one rematch and don’t say that last week’s Triple threat Match counted as a rematch because it does not! Trish Stratus put me in that match to make sure that the odds are not in my favor which doesn’t come as a shock to yours truly. So instead of being in the main event of EMW Starlets first ever Mega Event and having a fair shot at the EMW World Women’s Championship, I find myself here in this dump of a city you call Detroit (crowd boos loudly) and I’m facing Britney Spears…REALLY?! Britney isn’t in the same class as me, she isn’t even in the same educational system as me, let alone standing in this ring against me. But you know, I feel pity for you…
Suddenly, “Womanizer” by Britney Spears hits as Britney makes her way to the ring to a thunderous pop from the crowd.
Garcia: And her opponent, from Kentwood, Louisiana…BRITNEY SPEARS!
Spears enters the ring and then Lindsay begins to speak.
Lohan: Well, if it isn’t the almighty Britney Spears! You know, we knew each other back in the dWo days, but just like Megan Fox, you are another bimbo that just want to be just like me.
Spears laughs and then she grabs a microphone of her own and replies to Lohan.
Spears: Sure, me wanting to be just like you. That was really entertaining. Though, I can’t remember the last time you had done anything entertaining in EMW or in Hollywood.
The crowd ooh’s at Britney statement as Lindsay replies.
Lohan: Oh, yeah, Well let…
Spears: That’s the thing, Lindsay. You used to be entertaining. You used to be innovative and you used to be the hottest woman in the world. Instead of being in the ring talking about your past accomplishments, you used to actually make accomplishments on your own. But now, you are so predictable, I have to skip past you to the next chapter on my Blu-Ray Player.
Lohan: PREDICTABLE?! WHAT MAKE YOU SAY THAT?!
Spears: Because you come out here every week and bitch and complain…BOO HOO…I didn’t get my rematch…BOO HOO…My movies are going into the dollar bin at Blockbuster…BOO HOO…I speak in a raspy voice and starting to look like Skeletor on drag and get kicked out of Fashion week because I look like a crack whore, a Super Bowl commercial is mocking me by using my first name and my ex-girlfriend looks like a dude!
The crowd laughs at the comment which frustrates Lohan.
Lohan: ALL RIGHT! THAT’S IT! ENOUGH! I’M THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE MOCKING PEOPLE…
Spears (mockingly): I’m the one who should be mocking people…(Back to regular tone) What next you are going to complain about, your freckled body, you lip job, your horrible blonde dyed hair…How about I give you something to complain about because after this match you are going to complain about the fact that you got your ass kicked by me!
Both Spears and Lohan have an intense staredown before we go to commercial as the match between Lohan and Spears is about to get underway.
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Lindsay Lohan def. Britney Spears via pinfall after the LiLoKO. The match was described as a great match with Britney coming close to victory on a couple of occasions. After the match, a replay was shown of the highlights of the match. Afterwards, Lohan leaves to the back as Spears gets to her feet and gets a standing ovation for her effort in the match.
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Kelly Bundy & EMW World Women’s Tag Team Champions The Porn Sensationz (Jenna Haze & Sasha Grey) def. Lady Gaga & The Punk-Teacher Alliance (Candy Cane & Miss Spencer) when Kelly Bundy pinned Miss Spencer after the Bundy Bounce.
In the back, EMW Starlets Champion Olivia Munn is seen making her way to the ring. Meanwhile EMW World Women’s Champion Megan Fox is seen leaving her locker room and is making her way to the ring. Coming up next, it’s a Champion vs. Champion non-title main event, Megan Fox vs. Olivia Munn.
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EMW World Women’s Champion Megan Fox def. EMW Starlets Champion Olivia Munn in a non-title “Champion vs. Champion” match via pinfall after the Transformer. Before the match, Faith Lehane joined April and Lita at the broadcast booth for guest commentary. In the final moments of the match, Olivia Munn was outside the ring as the referee was checking on Fox and then Morgan Webb ran in and whipped Munn to the ring post. Webb then made a quick exit through the crowd. Meanwhile, Fox SEES ALL OF THIS HAPPEN AND INFORMED THE REFEREE TO COUNT OLIVIA OUT. Munn made it back to the ring at nine and then Fox hits the Transformer and pinned Munn for the victory. After the match, Faith Lehane left the broadcast booth and informed the referee what happened and then talked to Megan about it and then Megan shrugged her shoulders and told her that she didn’t know what happened before she left the ring. She grabbed the World Women’s title belt as the fans booed her loudly as Faith looked on as the show ends for this week.
“Tik Tok” by Ke$ha from her hit debut album “Animal” available now is the official theme song for EMW Starlet Showdown.