Post by theoc71 on Jan 31, 2014 2:45:37 GMT -8
EMW Starlets
Friday January 31st, 2014
Hyman Memorial Stadium
Downtown Vice City
The show begins with a video still recap from last Sunday's Lethal Lottery Mega Event where Bustice retained the EMW World Women's Championship against the winner of The Lethal Lottery Tournament, Britney Spears.
Pyro shoots up from the entrance stage and then the camera pans to the sold out crowd in the Hyman Memorial Stadium in Vice City as the Season Premiere of EMW Starlets is underway.
April O'Neil: Ladies and gentlemen, we welcome you to the Season Premiere of EMW Starlets as tonight we come to you from the Hyman Memorial Stadium in Downtown Vice City! Tonight, as it was announced last Wednesday on EMW ShowTime, there will be a Championship Coronation for the EMW World Women's Champion Bustice presented by EMW Owner Theo Clardy and Kate Upton!
The camera pans to the broadcast booth at ringside as April O'Neil is standing by.
April O'Neil: Hello everybody, this is April O'Neil at ringside and as you can see that the spot reserved for Erin Andrews is empty. The reason for it is because Erin Andrews's contract in EMW has expired and both parties have decided to part ways. We here in EMW wish Erin Andrews nothing but the best in her future endeavors.
In the ring, Leeann Tweeden has a microphone in hand and begins to speak.
Leeann Tweeden: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the newest member to the EMW Starlets Broadcast Team...EMW Hall Of Famer...LARA CROFT!!!
EMW Hall Of Famer Lara Croft makes her way to the ring wearing a business suit as she makes her way to the broadcast booth to a huge ovation of cheers from the crowd. Croft then joins April at the Broadcast Booth to call the action for EMW Starlets.
EMW Starlets Champion Juliet Starling def. Miley Cyrus via pinfall after the Julie-Go-Round off the top rope.
(Commercial Break)
(Commercial Break)
(Commercial Break)
Video Montage is shown of Bustice becoming the EMW World Women's Champion for the first time back at EMW/NIWA Supreme Showdown winning the Golden 8 Tournament defeating Olivia Munn in the Finals of the Tournament.
Kelly K. Blank, Jill Valentine & Claire Bennet def. Angelina Love, Sonya Blade & Carmen Electra via pinfall when Kelly K. Blank pinned Angelina Love with a schoolgirl rollup after Blank blind tag herself in and then Love hits Bennet with the Botox injection.
Backstage, at the Owner's office, Kate Upton is seen on a Cell Phone talking to someone.
Kate Upton: Listen, I can't have a night that we had last Wednesday. I want tonight to be perfect. You hear me?! PERFECT!!! Do you got all the decorations?...Good...Good...You better get them here immediately because your job is on the line!
Upton hangs up the phone as EMW Owner Theo Clardy arrives, still sporting the protective boot on his right leg as he talks to Upton.
Theo Clardy: So how's it looking?!
Kate Upton: Looking pretty good, Mr. Clardy. The decorations for the Championship Coronation are nearly here and they will arrive here shortly. Plus, Bustice is on her way here and I have arranged a glorious arrival for her. I got her in one of the most luxurious limousines money can buy and the red carpet treatment. I want to make sure that Bustice's night goes off without a hitch.
Theo Clardy: I really hope so. Because after what happened last Wednesday and then the announcement that Chad Johnson will defend the EMW World Heavyweight title against Jay Lethal in Vegas on EMW ShowTime Press Your Luck this coming Wednesday, we need this.
Suddenly, Lindsay Lohan arrives to a good pop from the crowd and approaches Clardy.
Theo Clardy: Do you even knock?!
Lindsay Lohan: The door was open. Anyway, I want to come to you ask that I want Stacy Keibler tonight after what she did to me last Sunday.
Theo Clardy: Lindsay, I would love to but Stacy isn't here tonight. She told me that she had a prior engagement. But I've got some good news for you because I've arraigned a little 5 vs. 5 Fight For Survival Elimination Tag Team Match in where you will have your chance at Stacy but on opposing teams. You will Co-Captain a team with Powerpuff Girl Blossom and your partners will be Powerpuff Girl Bubbles, Sasha Grey & Candy Suxx. Your team will be facing a team co-captained by Stacy Keibler and the NIWA World Women's Champion Shiek and their partners will be The Gotham City Sirens...As a matter of fact, tonight you will be facing one of the Gotham City Sirens, Catwoman.
Lindsay Lohan: Well after I get done with one of your cronies, I want Stacy Keibler!
Theo Clardy: Believe me, you will have your chance at Stacy. Good luck tonight.
Lohan then leaves as Clardy and Upton looked on.
(Commercial Break)
(Commercial Break)
(Commercial Break)
Video Montage is shown of Bustice becoming the EMW World Women's Champion for the second time, defeating Jill Valentine at Extreme Anniversary 2K12 then highlights are shown of her historic reign as the longest reigning EMW World Women's Champion.
Ms. Golden Destiny "Future Legend" Melissa Anderson def. Dixie Clemets via pinfall after the Kudo Driver.
Backstage, Lindsay Lohan is seen warming up and is making her way to the ring for her match up next against a member of the Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions Gotham City Sirens, Catwoman.
(Commercial Break)
(Commercial Break)
(Commercial Break)
Lindsay Lohan def. Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champion Catwoman with Harley Quinn & Poison Ivy via disqualification when Harley and Ivy interfered and attacked Lohan after she hits Catwoman with the LiLoKO. After the match, Lohan tries to fight them off but then Catwoman hits Lohan with the Bad Kitty Kick and it knocked Lohan to the outside. Then Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy then gives Lohan a kiss on the cheek and then her , Catwoman and Harley hits Lohan with a Triple Tornado Plex they called the Arkham Lockout.
Stacy Keibler arrives on the entrance stage with microphone in one hand and a black bag in another as April O'Neil pointed out that Theo Clardy told Lohan that Stacy wasn't in the building tonight. Stacy then begins to talk as she makes her way to the ring.
Stacy Keibler: Oh my goodness, would you take a look at what happened to Lindsay Lohan?! What a shame! Is that the woman that beat me at MegaBrawl 7?! I think it is! But I have to say that we had one hell of a classic match and we worked so well at Lethal Lottery and it is worth celebrating with a drink. Luckily for me...(Stacy then places the bag at the ring apron and begins to open the bag) I just happen to bring two of your old friends to the party because I'm such a nice woman. These two friends just so happen to be (Gets out a bottle of Jack Daniels and a bottle of Jim Beam) JACK DANIELS AND JIM BEAM! (Crowd Boos) You see, due to her court order, she is not allowed to have any alcohol. Now as for me, I happen to have a drink or two but never to access but I promised you that I would be the reason to drive you back to your old habits and that's what I'm going to do and I'm going to lead you to the path of failure, just like your sorry excuse for a family. So Lindsay...(Grabs the Bottle of Jim Beam and then opens the top) I propose a toast to MegaBrawl 7...To Lethal Lottery...To your family...And to you...BOTTOMS UP!!!
Stacy then pours the entire bottle of Jack Daniels on the face of Lindsay Lohan and starts stomping away at Lohan as she continues to talk trash to Lohan. Keibler then drops the bottle of Jim Beam then gets out a bottle of Jack Daniels as Lohan slowly gets to her feet then when Lohan got up Keibler smashed the bottle of Jack Daniels on the head of Lindsay Lohan, knocking her out. Then Sasha Grey and Candy Suxx chased Keibler out to the back then they check on Lohan then Officials ran in to help check on Lohan.
(Commercial Break)
(Commercial Break)
(Commercial Break)
Faith Lehane def. Olivia Munn via pinfall with a backslide pin while both feet are on the bottom rope for extra leverage without the referee looking.
Video Stills are shown of Bustice defeating Ronda Rousey at MegaBrawl 7 to become the EMW World Women's Champion for the third time.
At the parking lot, a luxury purple limousine has pulled up then the red carpet is rolled out and EMW World Women's Champion Bustice as paparazzi is seen taking photos of her as she makes her way to the ring.
In the ring, the red carpet is being rolled out on the mat and then decorations are being set up with a Royal Throne is being put in the middle of the ring for the Championship Coronation Ceremony up next.
(Commercial Break)
(Commercial Break)
(Commercial Break)
Back from commercial, The Gotham City Sirens are seen at ringside watching the entrance way to make sure no one will crash the Championship Coronation of EMW World Women's Champion Bustice.
EMW Owner Theo Clardy and Kate Upton make their way to the ring to a huge ovation of boos from the crowd. Clardy and Upton are approached by the Gotham City Sirens who greet them before they went to the ring apron as Clardy held the ropes for Upton to enter the ring and then Clardy entered the ring. Clardy then grabs a microphone and then Clardy addresses the crowd.
Theo Clardy: Ladies and gentlemen, this is an amazing night for not only myself but for Extreme Madness Wrestling! (Crowd Boos) All of you should be fortunate to be a part of this special occasion. You know, many Starlets have come and gone here in Extreme Madness Wrestling, but one Starlet arrived in EMW that set the standard of what a Starlet should be. A Starlet that has beauty, class and the talent to become what EMW Starlets is all about. (Crowd Boos Louder and chant "YOU SOULED OUT!!!" to Clardy as snickers a bit) In her time here in EMW, she has accomplished more than any Starlet does and more. She may in fact be the greatest Starlet of all time! (Crowd boos loudly and chant "Bulls**t" to Clardy) Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce the EMW World Women's Champion...The One...The Only...BUSTICE!!!
EMW World Women's Champion Bustice arrives and makes her way to the ring to a thunderous ovation of boos from the crowd. Also The Gotham City Sirens applaud Bustice at ringside and Clardy & Upton applaud Bustice as she enters the ring. Bustice shook Upton's hand and hugs Clardy. Bustice then sits down on her throne and then Clardy hands Bustice the microphone and Bustice addresses the crowd.
Bustice: Ladies and gentlemen, you're EMW World Women's Champion is here! (Crowd Boos Loudly) First of all, I would like to thank Mr. Theo Clardy for those kind words. You are a great owner...A great leader...You are the inspiration that I respect and admire. (Crowd Boos loudly and chants "YOU SUCK!" to Bustice) Now, the one thing that you people have mistaken with Mr. Clardy and I is that we "Souled Out." (Crowd Chant "YOU SOULED OUT!" to Bustice) We didn't sell out to anyone and the hate is really not necessary. You people should applaud and cheer and so should the entire EMW roster because finally they have a champion who isn't in the tabloids or isn't in trouble with the law or someone that will walk out of the company to either WWE or TNA. I had held this title for 264 days...The longest reigning champion in EMW's history. I brought class, integrity and tradition to the championship. Now that I am champion for the third time, I'm planning to take out each and everyone of the EMW Roster that even have the guts to take this title from me. Because if my last title reign was legendary, then this one will surpass it and so much more...
Bustice then gets up from her throne as Clardy is telling the Gotham City Sirens to keep a look out for Ronda Rousey, knowing that Ronda Rousey is coming despite the fact that she is suspended indefinitely. Suddenly, a woman in a Black UFC hooded jacket came from the crowd then gets out what looks to be the Golden Destiny Briefcase from under her jacket then Bustice turned around and the Hooded woman knocked out Bustice with the Briefcase to the roar of cheers from the crowd as Clardy and Upton looked on. The Gotham City Sirens turned and slid in the ring but all of them got knocked out one by one with the Briefcase. The woman then stared at Clardy and Upton then took down her hood to reveal it is "FUTURE LEGEND" MELISSA ANDERSON as the crowd erupts with cheers. Anderson then grabs a microphone and then talks to Clardy.
Melissa Anderson: You think after what I did here tonight that I'm going to cash this in?! (Raises the Golden Destiny Briefcase) No, I'm not going to do it. (Crowd Boos) I have seen other Starlets who win this case and cash it on when the champion has her guard down. Hell, I even tried to do that once. But during the Post Season Break, I realized that all the championships I have won is when the champion is at her best and I don't want to stop now here in EMW. When you wake your champion up, tell her that I'm going to cash in my Golden Destiny case...AT FIGHT FOR SURVIVAL!!!
The crowd cheers as Anderson leaves the ring and walks to the back as Clardy and Upton check on Bustice as the show ends this week.