Post by jth on Dec 7, 2013 13:59:53 GMT -8
NIWA Saturday Night Showdown
Kansas ExpoCentre
Topeka, Kansas
(Show begins recapping a shocking SNS last week that saw the legendary Chuck Norris announce that Clash of the Titans V in Houston, Texas will be his last match)
Non-Title Match
NIWA Junior Heavyweight Champion "Angry Video Game Nerd" vs. Shadow the Hedgehog ended in a no-contest as the two continued to fight and brawl out of the ring and began to go through the crowd, as the fans are loving the brutal action between Video Game Critic and Video Game Character.
(Backstage, The Nintendo World Order is with the NIWA President Mr. CC)
"LV" Link: We have been the face of wrestling for years, if Chuck Norris is going bye bye, we deserve to have that moment again.
CC: You bring up a sensible case, so I will do my best efforts to ensure...
(The Nintendo World Order and CC look behind them to see the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion, Shelton Benjamin who gets booed loudly)
Shelton: Out of my way old-timers, I have to say a word to the president of the company. (Moves Link aside) So what was this conversation about?
CC: Well, with the announcement of Chuck Norris calling it a career...(Shelton cuts him off)
Shelton: Which I helped end...
CC: If you think that, we were talking about who would be the future of the company.
Shelton: Wh-what? The future is not these old cookes, hell they're just as old as Chuck Norris is. The future is me, no one else. I've made that very, very clear. (Shelton then slowly looks behind him to see Link and the Mario right behind him as the crowd starts cheering)
"LV" Link: So you think we're old? Well then tonight, maybe I outta teach you some manners.
Shelton: Try if you can...
"LV" Link: What do you think CC? Think we have a main event tonight?
CC: Absolutely. Tonight's main event. It will be Shelton Benjamin going one on one with "Las Vegas" Link! (Crowd Cheers)
Blossom defeated Gabrielle via pinfall at 9:24. After the match, the NIWA Women's Champion attacks Blossom until Buttercup runs out to chase off the champion who retreats to the back. Blossom then grabs a mike to talk to her sister.
Blossom: I just want to say that I'm greatful for you coming to my aid Buttercup. I'm glad that you're not bitter about what's happened.
(Buttercup just stands there and slowly takes the mike which confuses her sister)
Buttercup: I just wanted to come out here and say that I want a match at Christmas Catashtrophe for the one responsible for all of this.
Blossom: I understand Buttercup, and at Christmas Catashtrophe, I'll be by your side in that ring as you face Sheik, so you can get justice for what's happened.
Buttercup: ...Oh you'll be out in the ring alright...but not in the way you think you will. I want a match with the one responsible for all this. That person...is you... (Crowd Boos as Blossom looks on in shock. Buttercup then slowly drops the mike and leaves the ring leaving her sister in the ring as she pays no attention to the ring again, leaving Blossom in the ring to gather the impact of the announcement)
(Ron Burgundy is backstage for an interview)
Burgundy: Joining me right now is "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH. (Crowd Cheers) JTH it hasn't exactly been a fall and winter to remember. How do you plan to return to your prominence?
JTH: The truth is I've felt that I haven't been as bad as the results have shown, but...
Voice: But the fact is you absolutely suck... (Just then JTH is approached by the NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Champions, The Chase Brothers and Ari Gold. Ari Gold is the one speaking)
Ari: The fact that your scrumaging in the gutter of this promotion is no surprise, because the fact of the matter is. You're undertalented, Overrated, and Non-Existant. In fact, these two men Johnny and Vincent Chase are, and have been better than you ever will be. (Crowd Boos)
JTH: Well I'll tell you something Gold, you think you're so sure about that...how bout tonight, I get me a tag team partner, and chase your little Chase Brothers all around that damn ring, until their tounges are at their feet. (Crowd Cheers)
Ari: You know what? We accept your weak challenge. So find a partner, try all you can, but the Chase Brothers as they always do so, will prevail. Let's go boys. (They walk off as JTH looks on as he now has the task to find a partner to take on the Chase Brothers later tonight)
Ganondorf defeated Zangief via DQ after the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Shelton Benjamin runs out and gives Ganondorf a Drive By Kick, and then retreats before the number one contender can come to. Ganondorf gets up and sees the champion on the rampway with a huge grin on his face.
(Screen shows a video package for NIWA Christmas Catastrophe, set to take place on Friday, December 27th, from the Sprint Center in Kansas City, Missouri)
JTH: So are you guys ready to see who I picked for my tag team partner? (Crowd Cheers followed by "YES!" Chants as JTH smiles) You know who it is don't ya? (Crowd Cheers) Well, I won't waste your time, introducing Peter Pan! (Crowd Cheers as JTH and Peter Pan are back together to take on the Unified Tag Team Champions up next!)
Non-Title Match
Peter Pan & "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH defeated NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Champions Chase Brothers w/Ari Gold via JTH pinning Johnny Chase at 17:42. Peter Pan stopped Ari Gold from getting involved after JTH nailed Johnny Chase with a Wrestlemania Kick.
(Screen shows that due to the events of eariler this evening. Shadow the Hedgehog will face the Junior Heavyweight Champion "AVGN" at Christmas Catastrophe. A poll will be posted on pronationforums to determine what the stipulation of the match will be. Stay Tuned!)
Triple Threat Match
Drew McIntyre defeated Fozzie Osbourne & Spiderman via pinning Spiderman at 12:54. The current NIWA North American Champion Shredder is looking on during the match.
(Screen shows "Las Vegas" LInk making his way to the ring, his main event with the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion "The Wrestling Badass" Shelton Benjamin. NEXT!!!)
Non-Title Match
"Las Vegas" Link defeated NIWA World Heavyweight Champion "The Wrestling Badass" Shelton Benjamin via submission when Ganondorf came out and laid a distraction for Link allowing him to apply the Triforce Lock on the champion. It looked like Shelton was about to reach the ropes, but Ganondorf walked within reach of the ropes and intimidated Shelton to not grab them and the champion tapped out. The Marios celebrate with Link as the leader of the Nintendo World Order has made the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion submit. Ganondorf then enters the ring and these four Nintendo Icons all stand over the fallen NIWA World Heavyweight Champion in victory. "The Wrestling Badass" may have taken out Chuck Norris for the time being, but he has made even more foes with the title on his shoulder.