Post by jth on Oct 12, 2013 11:53:08 GMT -8
NIWA Saturday Night Showdown
MTS Centre
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
(Show begins recapping last week's SNS and then announces the main event of the evening, after the events of last week's main event, NIWA has made a 6 Man Tag Main Event between the Nintendo World Order going up against the team of JTH, AVGN, and Chuck Norris)
Non-Title Match
NIWA Venue Champion Goldar defeated Niko Bellic via pinfall at 8:34. After the match, Goldar goes for a second Goldar Bomb, but then comes out Tommy Vercetti who takes Goldar down, Vercetti tries to lock on the Vice City Vice, but Goldar gets out of the ring and laughs as he leaves with the Venue Title as Vercettu tends to Niko.
(Ron Burgundy is backstage for an interview)
Burgundy: Joining me right now is one of the ten superstars that will take part in the Championship Eliminator Challenge, Zangief. (Crowd Boos as he walks up) Zangief, you took part in the first CEC, however it didn't go very well. How will rebound in this match, this time around.
Zangief: The first Championship Eliminator Challenge was a new experience, I was overconfident and took my opponents for granted. Not this time, because I know I am better than all the men in this match, but now I will prove it.
(Just then someone walks behind him, and Zangief turns around and it is Shadow the Hedgehog to a mixed reaction)
Shadow: So you think you're so much better than all the other men? Be warned, you never faced me back, and you'll never beat me as long as you live. (Crowd Cheers)
Zangief: Well then, we'll see about that! (Zangeif shoves Shadow back and then the soon start brawling each other as security tries to break them apart as the crowd cheers the action)
The Crow defeated Spiderman via grabbing the tights for the 3 at 10:13
(Shows a clip of the University College Hospital in London and shows James Bond entering on crutches to have surgury on his broken ankle suffered at A Change of Seasons)
Bond: We flew back home to London to complete the surgury on my ankle and see how long it will be before I can get back into the ring.
(Shows clips preparing for the operation)
Doctor: Mr. Bond's break was more serious than a regular fracture and it was inparitive that surgury was needed in order for the ankle to heal properly.
(Screen shows some graphic footage of the operation and surgeons putting brackets in the ankle area to improve structure)
Bond: Well surgury was completed a couple hours ago. Ah...hurts like hell, but it's a good hurt. (Shows a clip shaking the doctors hands) Just a fair warning to all the superstars back in NIWA; James Bond is down, but certainly not out, and when I come back, I'm coming for my World Championship... (Clip ends)
(After the video, a smiling "Wrestling Badass" Shelton Benjamin is with NIWA Commissioner and President, Mr. Clean & Mr. CC)
Shelton: Funny...you let (Mocking voice) Mr. Bond, know that "The Wrestling Badass" will be waiting for him, when...no...if, he ever comes back. (Crowd Boos as he leaves)
(Powerpuff girl Buttercup is backstage preparing for a match as her sister, Former Women's Champion Blossom walks up to her)
Blossom: Are you alright Buttercup?
Buttercup: Yeah, I'm good. Just about ready for my match.
Blossom: Buttercup...look about this Ultimatum Ladder Match at Hardcore Halloween. It really lives up to it's name, I don't know what I'm going to do.
Buttercup: Look relax red...I know you'll do the right thing.
Blossom: Okay...wait. What do you think is the right thing?
Buttercup: .........(Walks off for her match and Blossom is left confused. Buttercup is in action next)
(Screen shows a clip of the events of what happened last week when NIWA World Women's Champion Sheik attacked Buttercup with a kendo stick while she was tied up, and Blossom was looking on in shock as she tried to make a rescue)
Buttercup defeated Jessica Alba via pinfall at 5:35. After the match Sheik comes out and gives a cheap shot on Buttercup from behind and then bolts through the crowd. Buttercup gets to her feet and stares Sheik heading through the crowd.
(Screen shows a video package for NIWA Hardcore Halloween, set to take place on a Special Night, Thursday October 31st, from the Scotiabank Saddledome from Calgary, Alberta, Canada)
Non-Title Match
NIWA North American Champion Fozzie Osbourne defeated Shredder via pinfall at 11:25
(Ron Burgundy is backstage for an interview)
Burgundy: I'm standing by with JTH and the AVGN. (Crowd Cheers) Guys tonight, you are in a 6 Man Tag Match with Chuck Norris to face the Nintendo World Order. Your thoughts?
JTH: My thoughts is with the AVGN by my side, this is going to be a piece of cake. I've been watching this guy for years and years. Cursing, drinking beer, hell he's like Stone Cold with video games. And we have so much in common: We wear glasses, nerdy, and most important, we love to kick video game character's asses.
AVGN: Well said. Link, you've been a thorn in side and in JTH's for far too long. And it will be a pleasure to kick your ass again Link. As far as your little plumber sidekicks, Mario...you can suck my left ball, and Luigi, you can suck my right ball, we're gonna make you worse than you did in Super Mario Land. (Chuck Norris then walks up behind both of them to a monsterous ovation)
Norris: Strong words by both you guys. Now let's live up to all that, and walk out with a win. Then come Hardcore Halloween, may the best man win. Good luck out there. (They all walk off)
(Screen recaps the events that occured eariler with Shadow the Hedgehog and Zangief as a fight broke out. NIWA officals have made Shadow vs. Zangief, and that match is NEXT!)
Shadow the Hedgehog vs. Zangief ended in a no contest at 9:14 after both men refused to obey the referee's instructions any longer.
(Coming up next is the main event of the evening. 6 Man Tag Team Action. It's Norris, AVGN, & JTH vs. the NWO. NEXT!)
6 Man Tag Match
Chuck Norris, NIWA Junior Heavyweight Champion "Angry Video Game Nerd", & "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH defeated The Nintendo World Order via Chuck Norris pinning Mario at 24:21. After the match, JTH, AVGN, and Norris are celebrating in the ring as JTH comes from behind AVGN and Norris and flips them both the top rope to the outside. AVGN and Norris look on in confusion as JTH just reminds them that the Championship Elimination Challenge, you can lose just like that. Chuck Norris then comes back in the ring and says that he got him and they shake hands, but then AVGN turns JTH around and hits him with a GameCode Breaker, staggering JTH and then Norris follows it up with a Norris Kick knocking JTH out. So Chuck Norris & AVGN one up JTH saying that he can then lose just like "That". The insanity continues as we continue towards Hardcore Halloween.