Post by jth on Sept 21, 2013 12:55:36 GMT -8
NIWA Saturday Night Showdown
Halifax Metro Centre
Halifax, Nova Scotia
(Show begins by recapping last week's SNS, tonight in the main event 6 days before A Change of Seasons, former foes will team up in JTH & Chuck Norris to face the team of Shelton Benjamin & Shadow the Hedgehog. What mayhem will occur when these 4 massive egos step foot in the ring?)
(Before the preview airs, Howard Finkle announces that NIWA World Heavyweight Champion James Bond has announced he will not be in the building tonight based on the reasoning of "He hates Nova Scotia." The crowd boos very loudly at the statement)
(After the clip is played, the cmaera shows The Nintendo World Order's Mario Bros. are in the ring for tag team action with "Las Vegas" Link at ringside set to take on AVGN and a mystery partner)
(When AVGN comes out to a big reaction he points behind him and then walks out "The King of Evil" Ganondorf to a big reaction also. So it's going to be AVGN & Ganondorf taking on the Mario Bros. to kick off tonight's SNS)
NIWA Junior Heavyweight Champion "Angry Video Game Nerd" & Ganondorf defeated The Super Mario Bros. w/"Las Vegas" Link at 13:35 via Ganondorf pinning Mario. Link tried to interfere as Ganondorf went for a double chokeslam on The Marios but got nailed with a GameCode Breaker from AVGN sending him back out the ring.
(Backstage, JTH is watching the action getting a huge ovation, but it is overshadowed when Chuck Norris appears on screen as the two face off before they team up later in the night)
Norris: You and I aren't friends, I know that. And I'm not going to ask you about whether you're lying or telling the truth about your affairs with Shelton Benjamin. All I need to know is if you can keep you're emotions in check for our match tonight with Shelton and Shadow?
JTH: I can't lie to you...I also can't tell you the truth because quite frankly I can't give you an answer period. Emotions are a hard thing to keep in check, especially when you're attacked physically and emotionally. You may know what I need to do, but only I know...what's the right thing to do.
Norris: Well that's a shame, because I'm gonna have a hard time trusting you out there if you can't keep you're head in check.
JTH: (Stares at Chuck Norris) Well...I don't know what to tell you about that either. (Walks around Chuck Norris as JTH leaves the camera view)
Sheik defeated Jessica Alba via pinfall at 2:36. After the match, the NIWA World Women's Champion Blossom comes out to the entrance way.
Blossom: Sheik...you may think that getting the better of my sisters is going to put some kind of fear in me. But rest assure, I don't fear any monster, any creature, and certainly don't fear you! (Crowd Cheers as Sheik grabs a mike in the ring)
Sheik: That's your problem kid. You don't know me, and for that you should fear me. And at A Change of Seasons, I'll show you why. (Drops the mike as the two women stare each other down as they are on a collision course for Friday Night)
(Screen shows a video package for NIWA A Change of Seasons set to take place on Friday, September 27th from the Air Canada Centre in Toronto, Ontario, Canada)
Peter Pan defeated Zangief via DQ at 8:32 after Zangief refused to let go of a chokehold in the corner. After the match, Zangief pulls Pan to the outside and throws him into the steel steps and then flexes over top the fallen Peter Pan getting booed.
(Ron Burgundy is backstage with Shelton Benjamin)
Burgundy: Shelton Benjamin tonight you're involved in a Tag Team Match with Shadow the Hedgehog to face the team of JTH and Chuck Norris, what is your reaction to this?
Shelton: My reaction is I don't give a damn! And I damn sure don't give a damn about Shadow, he can turn blue, call himself Sonic and then roll over for all I care. I don't care what Shadow is, I don't what Shadow does. Hell, he's in a Triple Threat Match for the NIWA World Title, and don't even give a damn about winning the thing. And I supposed to team with him? I say screw Shadow, screw CC, and screw the NIWA. (Burgundy looks behind Shelton and Shelton quickly Turns around) What the hell do you want?
(Screen shows it is Shadow the Hedgehog as the two partners for later tonight are face to face)
Shadow: If you've got such a problem with me, why don't you do something about it right now? (Crowd Oohs as Shelton looks like he could strike, but backs off as Shadow smiles) That's what I thought...see unlike you, I don't need to put "badass" in my name, to get people to believe it. (Crowd Oohs again as Shadow walks off pawning Shelton as he looks away in disgust)
Non-Title Match
NIWA North American Champion Fozzie Osbourne defeated Scott Pilgrim via pinfall at 9:55
(Ron Burgundy is backstage for an interview)
Burgundy: I am standing by with Peter Pan who just came off a hard fought match with Zangief, Peter Pan how are you feeling right now?
Pan: Pretty hurt, I can't lie. I wish that the match could have... (Zangief then comes from behind and pushes Pan out of the camera via)
Zangief: Out of my way fly! (As he shoves him and stands next to Burgundy) Surely you must be looking for me to do interview with, not little fly over there.
Pan: Hey! This was my interview!
Zangief: Buzz off! (Shoves Pan back again) So what is it you would like to ask me?
Burgundy: Well actually...
(Just then Peter Pan jumps on Zangief and puts him in a sleeper hold as Zangief tries to fight out of it, Zangief then is able to run backward and sandwich Pan in the wall making him fall to the floor)
Zangief: Pesky little fly aren't you. Well I can fix that. (Picks up Pan) What do you do with flies? (Zangief slaps Pan down to the floor) You swat them! (Crowd Boos as he again stands over Pan on the floor and acts to be the dominant force)
Agent J & Carlton Banks defeated The Dudley Nephews via Agent J pinning Ace Dudley at 10:53. Carlton does "The Carlton" after the match to a great ovation as J just shakes his head.
(Screen begins to run down the card for A Change of Seasons set to take place on Friday)
Triple Threat Match
NIWA World Heavyweight Championship
Stipulation: James Bond must be pinned or submit for the Championship to change hands.
James Bond (c) vs. Shadow the Hedgehog vs. Chuck Norris
Steel Cage Match
"Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH vs. "The Wrestling Badass" Shelton Benjamin
Champion vs. Champion Title Match
NIWA North American Champion Fozzie Osbourne vs. NIWA Venue Champion Goldar
NIWA World Women's Championship
Blossom (c) vs. Sheik
*Breaking News: Just Made*
Peter Pan vs. Zangief
NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship
"Angry Video Game Nerd" (c) vs. "Las Vegas" Link
NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Championships
EMW's The Chase Brothers vs. Agent J & Carlton Banks
Shadow the Hedgehog & "The Wrestling Badass" Shelton Benjamin defeated Chuck Norris & "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH via Shadow pinning JTH at 21:16. After Shelton leaves, Shadow waits for Chuck Norris to get to his feet, but suddenly out of nowhere, the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion James Bond comes from behind, and nails Shadow in the back of the head with the World Title and takes him down, and then when Norris gets to his feet, Bond then drills Norris in the face with the Title and James Bond has surprised the crowd and laid out both challengers in his Triple Threat Match on Friday at A Change of Seasons. But will James Bond walk out of A Change of Seasons as the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion, or will Shadow or Chuck Norris win another World Championship?