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EMW Starlets
Friday August 23rd, 2013
Staples Center
Los Angeles, California
The show begins with a video still recap from last Sunday's SummerJam Mega Event where Ronda Rousey's successful defense of the EMW World Women's Championship in the Three Way Dance against Catwoman and Juliet Starling.
EMW Owner Theo Clardy arrives on the entrance stage with microphone in hand to a thunderous ovation of cheers from the crowd. Clardy waits for the crowd to calm down and then he begins to speak.
Theo Clardy: It is great to hear that ovation from you guys. Thanks! (Crowd Cheers) Now two days ago on ShowTime at this very arena, EMW World Heavyweight Champion Jason David Frank broke the right arm of EMW General Manager Al Bundy. Now, Mr. Bundy had emergency surgery on that arm and is now at a local hospital in Los Angeles. But now, we have no General Manager here in EMW, but I have decided to name an Interim General Manager for the time being until Al Bundy makes his return...So allow me to introduce the Interim EMW General Manager...KATE UPTON!!!
NEW Interim EMW General Manager Kate Upton arrived and shook Clardy's hand then he hands the microphone to Upton and then she addresses the crowd.
Kate Upton: How's it going, Los Angeles?! (Crowd Cheers) Now I know that I may or not be a better GM than Al Bundy is but I will do my best while Al Bundy is getting better and I hope for Al to have a speedy recovery. (Crowd Cheers) Now onto some business tonight. My first order as the Interim General Manager is about the upcoming EMW Golden Destiny Mega Event. Now on ShowTime, we have Qualifying Matches to determine who will be apart of the EMW World Heavyweight Championship Golden Destiny Match. But for the EMW World Women's Championship, it's going to be a bit different because I am going to announce the participants that are going to be apart of the Golden Destiny Ladder Match for the EMW World Women's Championship...
Kate Upton: Starting with the Starlet who holds the record for the Longest Reign in EMW World Women's Championship...BUSTICE!!! (Crowd Cheers Loudly)
Kate Upton: KIM KARDASHIAN!!! (Crowd Boos)
Kate Upton: OLIVIA MUNN!!! (Crowd Cheers)
Kate Upton: FAITH LEHANE!!! (Crowd Boos)
Kate Upton: BRITNEY SPEARS!!! (Crowd Cheers)
Kate Upton: And finally, the return of the most celebrated and controversial Starlet in EMW...LINDSAY LOHAN!!! (Crowd Gives A Mixed Reaction) Now that will happen at Golden Destiny. Now at SummerJam, we saw what was one of the best Three Way Dances in EMW History between Ronda Rousey, Catwoman and Juliet Starling. Now I know that both Catwoman and Juliet wanted to have a one on one shot at the EMW World Women's Championship so tonight, we add another chapter to the Catwoman-Juliet Starling rivalry as they will face off in a Best Two Out Of Three Falls Match to determine the #1 Contender for the EMW World Women's Championship and the one that will face Ronda Rousey at Golden Destiny! (Crowd Cheers) And just to be sure that there must be a winner, all of the matches will be under EXTREME RULES!!! (Crowd Cheers Louder) Thank you all and enjoy the show!
Upton then leaves as the crowd cheered loudly.
Backstage, the NEW Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions Jill Valentine & Sonya Blade make their way to the ring. Up next, it's te rematch from SummerJam for the gold as they face The New Beautiful People.
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*EMW Extreme Replay Sponsored by Saints Row 4*
Still Footage is shown from SummerJam 2K14 of Jill Valentine & Sonya Blade becoming the Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions defeating The New Beautiful People to become the NEW champions.
Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions Jill Valentine & Sonya Blade def. The New Beautiful People (Angelina Love & Kelly K. Blank) via pinfall when Jill Valentine pinned Kelly K. Blank after the Raccoon City Drop.
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Erin Andrews: EMW Starlets continues as this week, we are at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California! Later on tonight, who will face Ronda Rousey at Golden Destiny?! Will it be Juliet Starling or will it be Catwoman?!
Erin Andrews: Tonight, EMW Starlets is brought to you by Saints Row IV for the XBOX 360, PS3 and PC. Avalible NOW, Rated M for Mature.
April O'Neil: And by Sonic...Where Real Ice Cream Shakes are Half Price After 8pm all Summer Long...This Is How You Sonic!
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EMW Starlets Champion "Future Legend" Melissa Anderson def. Sasha Grey in a Non-Title Match via pinfall after the Kudo Driver.
Backstage, Bustice is seen warming up and is headed to the ring. Up next, she has a chance to avenge her loss from last Sunday as she faces Xena in a SummerJam Rematch up next.
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Bustice def. Xena via pinfall after the Big Bust off the top rope after Bustice avoids Xena's Spear and Xena's shoulder hits the ring post.
Backstage, Justine Ezarik is standing by.
Justine Ezarik: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time...Juliet Starling! (Starling arrives to a huge pop from the crowd watching on ExtremeVision) Juliet, last Sunday you came so close in becoming the EMW World Women's Champion but came up short. Tonight, you have a chance to get a one on one title match against Ronda Rousey at Golden Destiny as you face Catwoman.
Juliet Starling: Justine, you are right about Last Sunday. In that Three Way Dance, I came so close in putting the first loss in Ronda Rousey's career. Now you would say that after last Sunday I would be sad or frustrated but that's not the case. I'm actually happy about how it turned out because I took the EMW World Women's Champion to the limit last Sunday and after I beat Catwoman...Again...I get another chance at the EMW World Women's Championship at Golden Destiny and this time, I will not take Rousey to the limit...I will beat Rousey and become the NEW EMW World Women's Champion!
Starling then leaves and the crowd cheers as we go to commercial.
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Black Widow & Crimson Viper def. Scorpina & Lady Gaga via pinfall when Black Widow pinned Scorpina after the Black Widow's Peak.
Backstage, Catwoman is seen making her way to the ring until she is approached by Justine Ezarik.
Justine Ezarik: Catwoman, you have any final thoughts before your #1 Contender's Best Two Out Of Three Falls Match against Juliet Starling.
Catwoman: I know you heard that lame speech Juliet spewed out earlier tonight. The truth is that last Sunday, I had my chance taken away from me thanks to that blonde bimbo and tonight I send that bimbo back to that crappy High School she is and I will finally get my shot at the EMW World Women's Championship at Golden Destiny. Then Ronda Rousey will suffer the Puuurfect defeat at the hands of me and I will finally grab the one thing that I have been purring over...The EMW World Women's Championship...Step aside because this Kitty is going to scratch!
Catwoman then leaves as the #1 Contender's Match is up next.
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Catwoman def. Juliet Starling in a Best 2 Out Of 3 Falls Extreme Rules EMW World Women's Championship #1 Contender's Match 2 Falls To 1 to become the #1 Contender for the EMW World Women's Championship
Order Of Decisions
1st Fall: Catwoman def. Juliet Starling via pinfall after the Bad Kitty Kick.
2nd Fall: Juliet Starling def. Catwoman via pinfall after the Julie-Go-Around.
3rd Fall: Catwoman def. Juliet Starling via pinfall after EMW Starlets Champion "Future Legend" Melissa Anderson arrived and threw Starling off the top rope and Starling crashed through the table as Starling was going for the Sparkling Elbow on Catwoman through the table. Afterwards, EMW World Women's Champion "Rowdy" Ronda Rousey, who joined Erin and April at ringside for guest commentary ran in and then both Rousey and Anderson brawled then Catwoman crawled and pinned Starling for the pinfall victory.
After the match, Rousey checks on Starling as Catwoman celebrates at the entrance stage as she is now the #1 Contender for the EMW World Women's Championship at Golden Destiny as the show ends this week.