Post by jth on Aug 17, 2013 12:53:01 GMT -8
NIWA Saturday Night Showdown
Blue Cross Arena
Rochester, New York
(Show begins recapping last week's SNS that saw a brutal main event between the NIWA World Champion James Bond and the returning Chuck Norris. Tonight in the main event will be their opponents at Summer Stampede with Ganondorf, the number one contender for James Bond's World Title going one on one with Shadow the Hedgehog. Also in action tonight, the NIWA North American Champion Fozzie Osbourne will be squaring off with "The Wrestling Badass" Shelton Benjamin.)
(James Bond, the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion heads to the ring as the crowd boos. He looks far from thrilled as he enters the ring and grabs a mike)
Bond: Let me make myself perfectly clear when I say this...I am the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion. (Crowd Boos) I compete against the best wrestlers in the world and I triumph...over all of them. (Crowd Boos) Which brings me to this...the fact I have to defend my covited World Title...against a freak...like Ganondorf is utter blasphamy! (Crowd Boos) People have laughed at me for running week after week; everyone of you would too! Ganondorf is not a man...he is a demon! (Crowd Cheers) Which is why...I am demanding...this match at Summer Stampede...NOT TAKE PLACE! (Crowd Boos) Don't give me that! I'm beter than this! I refuse to fight a demon...(Just then the lights go out and then on the screen appears "The King of Evil" Ganondorf to a great ovation)
Ganondorf: James Bond...are you afraid of me? ......Good...(Laughs evilly) But fear not, for my pursuit of you, will soon end. And it will end, once I take the NIWA World Title from off your shoulder and place it, on mine! (Crowd Cheers)
Bond: No! NO! You're not facing me at Summer Stampede, you're not facing me for this title! EVER! EVER! YOU HEAR ME!!! (Crowd Boos, but just then the lights come back on, and somehow, Ganondorf is standing behind Bond and Bond turns around into a chokeslam from the challenger to a cheer from the crowd. Ganondorf then picks up the mike that Bond had)
Ganondorf: Do you want the match now? (Ganondorf grabs Bond's face and moves it up and down to a cheer of the crowd) GOOD! (Laughs Evilly and drops the mike and leaves the ring as the "King of Evil" once again is getting into the head of the champion. But will the challenger be laughing at the end of the night when he faces Shadow the Hedgehog?)
(Screen shows the "AVGN" & Agent J making their way to the ring for Tag Team Action, coming up next!)
NIWA Venue Champion Goldar & NIWA Junior Heavyweight Champion "Las Vegas" Link defeated Agent J & "Angry Video Game Nerd" via Goldar pinning Agent J at 10:23
(Backstage in the parking lot, Chuck Norris is seen entering the arena. He seems to be all business as NIWA President Mr. CC walks up to him and the two go face to face.)
CC: Something big is going down tonight isn't it?
Norris: You bet it is! (Crowd Cheers Loudly as Norris walks off and CC can only imagine what Chuck Norris may have in store for his opponent for Summer Stampede here tonight.)
Peter Pan defeated The Punisher via pinfall at 10:53
(Backstage, Ron Burgundy is set for an interview)
Burgundy: Joining me right now, is Shelton Benjamin..."The Wrestling Badass". (Crowd Boos as Shelton is seen with a smirk on his face.) Shelton, last week on SNS, you gave some damning accuastions that JTH has had in for you for quite some time and... (Shelton cuts him off)
Shelton: You're damn right I did, because it's all true. No one can possibly explain how I went from being a top guy in NIWA to being a complete afterthought. There's only one man that could have done that, the one man who saw first hand what I could do, the moment I got here...JTH! (Crowd Boos) And at Summer Stampede, I take a year's worth of frustration out on JTH. But tonight, I deal with a failed excuse of a wrestler, and JTH's twin...Fozzie Osbourne! (Crowd Cheers) Fozzie has no idea what I can do in the ring, and quite frankly, I'm going to go in that ring and litterally take him to school. Because I'm Shelton Benjamin..."The Wrestling Badass"! (Crowd Boos as Shelton leaves. Fozzie Osbourne vs. Shelton Benjamin is NEXT!)
Non-Title Match
NIWA North American Champion Fozzie Osbourne defeated "The Wrestling Badass" Shelton Benjamin via DQ at 14:21 after Zangief interfered when Fozzie nailed Shelton with a Tallywacker. The crowd is chanting for "JTH" as a 2 on 1 attack on Fozzie ensues until JTH begins to run down to the ring with a chair and gives Zangief a shot to the ribs and then turns to begin to swing at Shelton, but then stops remembering the contract of no contact until Summer Stampede which makes Shelton laugh, as Shelton just rolls out the ring to boos, Zangief runs up behind JTH and clobbers him in the back and then grabs the chair and smashes JTH with several times and Zangief is left standing in the ring with JTH and Fozzie down as Shelton just looks on smiling from the rampway.
(Screen shows the recap of what has transpired in the NIWA World Women's Champion picture with Blossom and Bubbles. After the recap, Ron Burgundy is backstage with Buttercup.)
Burgundy: Buttercup, thank you for your time to take this interview. (She nods silently) As you know by now, your two sisters will be competing at Summer Stampede for the World Women's Championship, however, we learned eariler today that you have no plans...to take part, or be a part of this match...is this true.
Buttercup: (Pauses) Yes, it's true. Two months ago, I had my chance to become the champion again...taken away from me, by not one of my sisters, but both of them. And now they're going to have their own match without me. You know how many times I've been Women's Champion Ron, so it hurts not being a part of the match. But unlike my sisters before me, I won't get involved in this match, because that's the way it should be.
Burgundy: Well thank you Buttercup, and we are happy that you are at peace with your decision... (But Buttercup looks at him)
Buttercup: Who says I'm at peace with it? (An aukward silence follows as the crowd oohs as Buttercup leaves leaving Burgundy questioning his words)
(Screen shows a video package for NIWA Summer Stampede to take place on August 30th, from the Barclays Arena in Brooklyn, New York)
Non-Title Match
The Warios defeated NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Champions Super Mario Bros. via Waluigi pinning Luigi a 15:22
(Screen shows Ganondorf and Shadow the Hedgehog making their way to the ring, the huge main event match is NEXT!)
Ganondorf vs. Shadow the Hedgehog fought to a no contest at 14:24 after both Chuck Norris and James Bond interfered in the match. Shadow escapes through the crowd as Norris follows close behind as Ganondorf and Bond continue to brawl in the ring until Bond is able to escape through the other side of the crowd. Shadow is seen as he is trying to get away from Chuck Norris as he begins to get to the parking lot as Norris is close behind. Shadow looks to try and get into a vechicle, but Norris grabs him and tries to pull him out, but when he does so, Shadow has a tire iron in hand and buries it into the abdoman of Chuck Norris sending Norris down to his knees gasping for air. Shadow then grabs Norris and then sends Norris into the same vechicle head first smashing the driver's side window as the crowd gasp as Norris lays lifeless onto the side of the window door until Shadow pulls him out to the pavement below as the blood starts to trickle down Norris' face and Shadow gets down on a knee to face Norris as the crowd boos.
Shadow: In case you forgot...I'm Shadow the Hedgehog...and I'm your worst nightmare...come true. THAT...is who I am! (Stands up and walks as the camera stays on the barely moving Chuck Norris on the parking lot pavement as the crowd is shocked as the show ends.