Post by jth on Aug 3, 2013 13:10:18 GMT -8
NIWA Saturday Night Showdown
Mohegan Sun Arena @ Casey Plaza
Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania
(Show begins recapping last week's SNS that ended with the epic announcement that Shadow the Hedgehog will face Chuck Norris in a 60 Minute Iron Man Match at Summer Stampede)
(Tonight in the main event is a Champion versus Champion Non-Title Match where the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion James Bond will go one on one with the NIWA North American Champion Fozzie Osbourne)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the NIWA Venue Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
NIWA Venue Championship
Goldar defeated Agent J (c) via pinfall at 9:35 to become the NEW NIWA Venue Champion.
(Ron Burgundy is backstage for an interview)
Burgundy: Seeing the footage, joining me now is the former North American Champion, Zangief. (Crowd Boos as he watches the footage) Zangief, obviously you are very disgusted with what transpired, how do you plan to rebound from this?
Zangief: A very simple answer Ron, I take back what I truely deserve. Fozzie was merely lucky two weeks ago. Anyone can win a match with no rules, anyone can fluke to a title when they have no limitations. Real superiority is proven when you can out wrestle your opponent...(Thinks about it) As a matter of fact, real superiority is proven when you can out wrestle your opponent...twice! (Crowd Boos) Which is why, right now I am challenging NIWA's new North American Champion Fozzie Osbourne...to a Two out of Three Falls Match, at Summer Stampede. (Crowd Boos) Fozzie thinks he's so much better than me, he thinks his victory wasn't a fluke...here's his chance to really prove it. (Walks away and the crowd boos. Zangief is in singles action next.)
Zangief defeated Drew McIntyre via DQ at 11:32 after Fozzie Osbourne comes out and attacks Zangief from behind. As Zangief leaves the ringside, Fozzie grabs a mike.
Fozzie: Big Man! You wanna challenge me to a Two out of Three Falls Match at Summer Stampede? Cause you think I'm not man enough to face you again? Cause you think I'm not good enough to beat you twice in the same night? Well you're gonna eat those words at the Stampede Zangief...along with my fists, my feet, and more important...my Tallywacker! (Laughs as the Crowd Cheers. Fozzie has accepted the challenge and Fozzie Osbourne will defend the North American Championship at Summer Stampede against Zangief in a 2 out of 3 Falls Match)
(Screen recaps eariler tonight with the crowning of a new NIWA Venue Champion in Goldar)
(Screen shows a video package for the upcoming match at Summer Stampede between "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH & "The Wrestling Badass" Shelton Benjamin)
"Wrestling Badass" Shelton Benjamin defeated Niko Bellic via pinfall at 10:45. After the match, Shelton has a mike.
Shelton: So what else do I have to do around here to get a shot? Basically I had to start acting like an ass to get somewhere around here, huh? (Crowd Boos) I have to start acting like a punk, and attacking people from behind before I get recognized in a wrestling promotion? For ten years, I tried to play things by the rules, I tried to do everything the right way, knowing that I would get my shot someday......well that never happened! (Crowd Boos) And I kept seeing guys in that (Explective)damn locker room, who I'm ten times better than in this ring, get shot after shot after shot, when they didn't deserve none of it! So I finally woke up one day, and I decided..."Screw it! I'm done playing around here." And I don't care who I have to take down next...I will be the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion soon! I will get what I have fought too long to yet get a shot...whether any of you like it or not! (Crowd Boos)
(JTH comes out in street clothes and gets a great reaction as he enters the ring. It will be interesting what will happen being the two can't make any contact with on another, or risk suspension.)
Shelton: What do you want JTH? What...you, you wanna hit me? Well go right ahead JTH, hit me! Come on!
JTH: I actually came out here Shelton...to say...that you're right! (Crowd Boos as Shelton looks on in puzzlement) Yeah, you're right. You're pissed off and have every right to be pissed off. There are people back there, who will remain nameless, because they know who they are who can't hold a candle to what you can in this ring...but I'm not one of them! (Crowd Cheers) I got the job done here because I have what it takes, and I know when I see others that have what it takes, and you...are one of them. Hell, your first match here in NIWA, you helped me, in a 2 on 4 Handicap Match, and we got the job done. And I knew from that point, that you were gonna be a threat at the NIWA World Title. But for reasons I'll never understand, it didn't happen. I don't know, why you never got your shot here, just like I'll never know why you never got a shot in the WWE, or any other place. I'm not upset with the fact that you have your shot now, that's what I've been waiting to see for a long time. My problem Shelton, is that you took out all of your friends to get to this spot: Peter Pan, Spiderman, and myself...because appearently you feel, we're the ones who stabbed you in the back. So you chose to take out your friends, and then you chose to take out me! So being I can't lay a hand on you until Summer Stampede, I now have four weeks to build up my frustrations on you when we get to Brooklyn, and trust me Shelton, it ain't gonna be pretty when August 30th rolls around. You wanna make a name for yourself on JTH's behalf...it ain't gonna happen Shelton. (Crowd Cheers)
Shelton: Quite frankly, you can talk all you want about saying you fought for me, but the way I see it, you tried to hold me down more than anyone else, and deep down you know it. And just like all your friends before you...I'm gonna kick your ass kid! I promise you that! (Crowd Boos)
JTH: Well then...at Summer Stampede...take your best shot! Old friend! (Crowd Cheers as JTH drops the mike and leaves. The personal war between JTH & Shelton Benjamin has picked up big time. But who will be the man left the victor in 4 weeks time?)
(Screen shows how Bubbles became the number one contender for the NIWA World Women's Championship against Blossom set for the Summer Stampede event)
Buttercup defeated Gabrielle via pinfall at 5:03. After the match, Buttercup seems disappointed and just leaves with no emotion.
(Screen shows the setup for the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship match for Summer Stampede as "Las Vegas" Link will defend the title against the "Angry Video Game Nerd")
"Angry Video Game Nerd" defeated The Crow via pinfall at 10:02
(Screen shows a video package for Summer Stampede scheduled for August 30th, to take place from the Barclays Arena in Brooklyn, New York)
(Ron Burgundy is standing outside the women's locker room as Buttercup then begins to come out)
Burgundy: Buttercup! Can I have a word with you? (Buttercup continues to walk away) Buttercup, what are your plans for Summer Stampede? (Buttercup pays no attention to Burgundy's words and just walks out to the parking as Burgundy stops following her)
(Screen shows a video package of the upcoming Iron Match between Shadow the Hedgehog and Chuck Norris. After the video, a dark room is seen that shows Shadow the Hedgehog peaking through the breaks of light as the crowd boos at the sight of him on the titantron)
Shadow: After three months...I get what I want. After three months...I get what I deserve. On August 30th, Chuck Norris will finally come to me, to face the punishment I have been looking to unleash on him for so very long. And I actually must commend Chuck Norris; you may have made me wait...but you certainly made it worth my wild. A 60 Minute Iron Man Match. One hour of giving you torture and suffering for the length that I had to wait will all be worth it for me. I can make your demise very, very slow Chuck Norris. Every second of that match, will feel like a year to you; and you'll be begging for the 60 minutes of agony to end, but it won't end...no. Chuck Norris...the only thing that will be more painful than what you will endure at Summer Stampede, is the final upcoming month of waiting that I will have to endure until I get you in that ring. Chuck Norris...I am Shadow the Hedgehog, the one who will conduct the 60 minute execution of you in front of the world to see, the likes of which NIWA has never...witnessed...before! THIS IS WHO I AM!!! (Laughs evilly as the crowd boos loudly)
(Screen shows Fozzie Osbourne and James Bond making their ways to the ring. The Champion verses Champion Non-Title Match is coming up NEXT!!!)
Champion vs. Champion
Non-Title Match
NIWA North American Champion Fozzie Osbourne defeated NIWA World Heavyweight Champion James Bond via pinfall at 15:03. Zangief came out to ringside and attempted to distract Fozzie, which lead to a Secret Agent Slam. But as the referee was trying to get Zangief from the ringside, Ganondorf came from the crowd and hit Bond with a Chokeslam and laid Fozzie on Bond, and then leaves the ringside allowing Fozzie for the 3 count. After Bond comes to, Bobd complains with the referee about the interference, but allows Fozzie after the match to nail a Tallywacker on Bond taking him down and leaves Ganondorf in the ring with the champion. Ganondorf then grabs Bond by the throat again and nails a second chokeslam and takes Bond down. He then heads to the outside and grabs the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship and drops it across Bond's waist and gives a cut throat gesture to Bond as the crowd cheers, but will "The King of Evil" return to the top of the mountain at Summer Stampede and become a 2 time NIWA World Heavyweight Champion?