NIWA Presents: Fight at the Fair V Jul 18, 2013 13:26:01 GMT -8
Post by jth on Jul 18, 2013 13:26:01 GMT -8
Fight at the Fair V
(Screen shows the outside of the Delaware State Fairgrounds)
Announcer: Fairs. So many things to enjoy...the rides.
(Screen shows Ganondorf strapped in a catapault slingshot)
Ganondorf: What is tarnations is this thing?
Ride Man: Oh you'll see...(Pulls the lever)
(Camera shows The Slingshot engage and you can hear Ganondorf screaming in fear...or perhaps anger.)
Announcer: The food...
(Camera shows Drew McIntyre ripping off a piece of cotton candy with his mouth and shows he has two more in his other hand. Looks at the camera and gives a thumbs up.)
Announcer: The activities...
(Camera shows Fozzie Osbourne climbing up a Wall Climb struggling to reach the top. Just then further behind the shot, Peter Pan and The Powerpuff Girls are seen just floating to the higher up.)
Peter Pan: Hey Fozzie!
The Girls: Hi Fozzie!
(Peter Pan and the Powerpuffs float up and Fozzie just sighs and bangs his head on the wall.)
Announcer: The amusements...
(Camera shows a kid winning a ring toss)
Kid: I want that Nintendo doll...
(The Game Manager then is seen holding Mario and plopping his on the table, which Mario just looks at the kid and then to the camera wondering what the hell is going on.)
(JTH is then seen on scream)
JTH: Come on aren't ya forgetting something? The fights!
(Camera shows JTH, Drew McIntyre, Fozzie Osbourne, and Ganondorf as they look up at the entrance to the fairgrounds where the Fight at the Fair event will take place.)
JTH: All that stuff is alright...but this is why we're here! (Shows the group walking in the grandstands)
Announcer: Fight at the Fair...when a fair just isn't fair enough... (Screen fades to black)
Announcer: And now...NIWA Presents...Fight at the Fair V!
(Camera shows the M&T Bank Grandstands in the Harrington Fairgrounds for the opening night of the Delaware State Fair. 5,000 fans, packed in to see non-stop NIWA action. A man is seen in the ring, NIWA faithful who are fimilar with the man in charge for the Fight at the Fair events. Let's head to ring as the man has a mike in hand.)
Mike Short: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, my name is Mike Short, Head of Directors here at the Delaware State Fair and welcome to the 5th annual Fight at the Fair event. (Crowd Cheers) The National Internet Wrestling Alliance for the past five years has come here to kick off the fair in now our 94th annual Delaware State Fair. Lots of intense matches have been announced and who knows what else may happen. I see a lot of you folks in the stands waving your fans...yeah, definetly need them tonight, I'll tell ya. Hot, hot, and more hot, tempetures almost in the triple digits and no signs of it getting any cooler. So try and stay cool and hydrated out there as best as you can. So without further adu, who here is ready for some NIWA action? (Crowd Cheers Loudly) Alright ladies and gentlemen, we're kicking things off here at Fight at the Fair V with a singles match, set for one fall to a finish.
"The Wrestling Badass" Shelton Benjamin defeated Spiderman via pinfall at 10:45. After the match, Benjamin grabs a mike.
Shelton: Do you respect me now!? (Crowd Boos as he looks out to the crowd) No? Well you will respect me! You WILL...respect me! (Crowd Boos as he drops the the mike and leaves the ring.)
(Camera shows a shot outside the grandstands and people enjoying the first night of the Delaware State Fair)
Mike Short: Okay, our next match is a rather unique match. This is a Triangle Tag Team Match for the NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Championships. Rules are like this, two men will be in the ring and can tag anybody from any team, and the first team to gain a pinfall or submission on another opponent will be declared the winner.
Triangle Tag Match
NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Championships
The Super Mario Bros. defeated EMW's The Avengers (c) & The Warios via Mario pinning Wario at 13:11 to become the NEW NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Champions.
(NIWA President Mr. CC and NIWA Commissioner Mr. Clean are seen in a remote location discussing the matters at hand later in the evening.)
CC: Well it's clear now that I can't change your mind about this now, but the question I need to know is...why?
Clean: The reason why...I wanted this match is because for far too long now, we've had wrestlers here in NIWA challenge the authority. Year, after year. One, after another. Attack you and the company you represent physically and verbally. And quite frankly, I'm not gonna put up with it anymore. Now I know that I haven't wrestled in that ring in over a year, and there's a good chance tonight, that I may go out there and get my ass kicked. But win, lose, or draw tonight, Shadow the Hedgehog will realize that am, was, and always will be "The Dirtiest Player in the Game".
CC: ...I just hope for you...that it's worth it. (CC slowly walks off as Clean is left to gather those words)
(Screen shows a video package for the upcoming match for the NIWA North American Championship)
Mike Short: We are getting set for a match where there are no rules, or as it is called in the wrestling biz...No Holds Barred. This match is also for the NIWA North American Championship.
No Holds Barred
NIWA North American Championship
Fozzie Osbourne defeated Zangief (c) via pinfall at 14:25 to become the NEW NIWA North American Champion after Fozzie nails Zangief with a Tallywacker onto a steel chair. Fozzie jumps into the crowd to celebrate with fans with the championship.
(Screen shows a video package for the Next NIWA Supershow. NIWA Summer Stampede. To take place on Friday, August 30th, from the Barclays Center in Brooklyn, New York)
Mike Short: Ladies and gentlmen, I am being told that this upcoming match is a special bonus match that was not promoted for the event, but you will be seeing live tonight here at Fight at the Fair V, giving us a little something extra, I like that. This is a tag team match scheduled for one fall to a finish.
(Shredder and The Crow come out for tag team action)
(While they enter, screen shows a clip from last week's SNS event between the two of them and their opponents for the evening, Tommy Vercetti & The Angry Video Game Nerd)
"Angry Video Game Nerd" & Tommy Vercetti defeated Shredder & The Crow at 8:46 via AVGN pinning The Crow
(JTH is seen as he is ready for his ladder match later in the evening. JTH gets a monster ovation from the crowd, but can JTH end the long reign of Link and put a stop to the leader of the Nintendo World Order?)
Mike Short: Alright, it's time for a special stipulation match, gotta love them. This match is a singles match, however, the winner of this upcoming match will be declared the number one contender for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship, and will be the challenger at the following NIWA Supershow...Summer Stampede.
(Screen shows clips of the action that occured between Ganondorf and Goldar at Beach Wars and clips that led up to this match with high stakes)
Number One Contender's Match
Ganondorf defeated Goldar via pinfall at 10:05 after two Ganon Bombs to become the number one contender for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship at Summer Stampede.
(In a seal off area of the fairgrounds, Ron Burgundy is set for an interview)
Burgundy: Joining me right now is the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Champion, and leader of the Nintendo World Order, "Las Vegas" Link. (Crowd Boos as Link appears on the jumbo screen with the title over his shoulder) Link, it's clear to say that all the cards have been stacked against you. A ladder match, your title on the line, no help from the Marios, in JTH's favor in JTH's home. How do you plan to cope with all of that?
"LV" Link: Many people seem to forget that I won this title on my own. And I don't blame them, I mean...I've had this championship for so long, many people would forget. I have held this title since December, for seven months, I have vanquished all challengers before me. As of today, I officially became the longest uninterrupted Junior Heavyweight Champion in NIWA history, and that reign will continue after tonight. Which now brings me to JTH. I hope your fans, friends, and family are here tonight...and I hope they cheer loud and hard for you. Come on people, cheer for JTH! (Crowd Cheers Loudly as Link smirks) Good...because I can't wait for all of you to be shattered to see JTH fallen, broken, and beaten on the mat. As I climb rung, by rung, by rung, and grab this from high above the ring. (Crowd Boos) And then JTH's hopes and dreams will be lost again, and another challenger...up in smoke. To cry along with fellow people...who will be just like them...losers! (Crowd Boos as Link walks off)
Mike Short: Okay folks, we are getting set for a very unusual match next. Not very often we see higher authorities in matches in any industry for that matter. But this match will feature one of the top superstars in NIWA, going up against the Commissioner of the company. Should be interesting, let's see how it plays out!
(Screen shows a video package of events that has led to this upcoming match between Shadow the Hedgehog and NIWA Commissioner Mr. Clean)
Shadow the Hedgehog defeated NIWA Commissioner Mr. Clean via pinfall at 9:47. After the match Shadow is screaming at Mr. Clean, calling him Chuck Norris. And then looks like he's going to hit Clean with another Chaos Kick, but instead gives Clean a Norris Kick instead which the crowd boos loudly at. Shadow is still not content it seems until he gets Chuck Norris in another one on one match.
(Screen shows a video package of the match between Drew McIntyre and James Bond is Glasgow, Scotland that led to this rematch to take place here tonight)
Mike Short: Alright, are you folks ready for the co-main event of the night!? (Crowd Cheers Loudly) I bet you are, this is a singles match that will have the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship at stake. And as a added stipulation, if the champion is to get counted out of disqualifiied, he will lose the title regardless of usual rule of championship advantage.
NIWA World Heavyweight Championship
Stipulation: If James Bond gets counted out or disqualified, Drew McIntyre will win the title.
James Bond (c) defeated Drew McIntyre via submission at 16:24 to retain the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship. The finish comes while Bond is struggling in the corner, takes off the middle turnbuckle pad while McIntyre is occupied by the referee, McIntyre then charges into the corner for a Running Knee, but Bond moves and Drew goes knee and ankle first into the exposed turnbuckle, which Bond then took advantage and locked on the Ankle Lock. McIntyre struggled in the Ankle Lock for over a minute, but in the end, had no choice but to submit. After the match, Bond stood over the fallen McIntyre who is face first on the mat holding his ankle and gives Drew the "Trigger Pull" in the back of the head "putting Drew down". Bond then leaves the ring to lots of boos as the trainers tend to McIntyre in the ring.
(Screen shows a video package about the Nintendo World Order and the dominace they have displayed, all leading up to the main event of the evening, the Ladder Match with "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH for the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship!)
Mike Short: Folks, are you ready for the main event match of Fight at the Fair V? (Crowd Cheers Very Loudly) That's right, this is the scheduled Ladder Match for the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship. Now we had one of these matches a couple years ago, and if you never saw that match or have never seen a Ladder Match before, I believe you're gonna be in for quite a treat. So without further adu, it is time for the final match of the evening!
Stipulation: The Warios and Super Mario Bros. are banned from interfering in the match
NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship
"Las Vegas" Link (c) defeated "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH at 25:14 to retain the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship. The finish is when both men are climbing two seperate ladders, as Link looks to grab the title, JTH is able to nail a Wrestlemania Kick from on the ladder and knock Link off the ladder and sending his ladder down leaving JTH by himself and bringing the crowd to their feet. However, just then out of nowhere, "THE WRESTLING BADASS" SHELTON BENJAMIN comes from behind JTH and low blows him stopping JTH from grabbing the championship, Benjamin then shoves the ladder over and JTH straddles the top rope and then falls over getting his foot wrapped around the top and middle trapping him. "Las Vegas: Link is able to recover and begin to set up the ladder as JTH struggles to try and free himself as Shelton just looks on at him, and Link is able to retrive the title from over the ring and the crowd boos heavily. The Marios then comes out in celebration as now Link and Marios all have gold and it looks like the Nintendo World Order is not destroyed, but now stronger than ever. The NWO leave, but Shelton then grabs a mike as JTH is still not been able to free himself, as Shelton rolls to the outside and gets right in the face of JTH who is still helpless.
Shelton: Do you respect me now!? (Laughs as he drops the mike right in JTH's face and then gives JTH a Drive By Kick while JTH is still hanging upside down in the ropes knocking JTH out.)
(Shelton Benjamin has screwed the home state's men JTH out of the Junior Heavyweight Championship as people start throwing trash into the ring, the fans are pissed at the result and for JTH, "The Wrestling Badass" has now put "Mr. Wrestlemania" as his next target. But what will result when these two finally go at it?)