Post by jth on Jun 29, 2013 12:28:59 GMT -8
NIWA Saturday Night Showdown
Ocean Center
Daytona Beach, Florida
(Show begins recapping an intense Beach Wars event last night that saw James Bond retain the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship.)
(Later tonight, NIWA President will answer Shadow the Hedgehog's demand that was made from last night. Will Mr. CC give Shadow Chuck Norris?)
Non-Title Match
NIWA World Heavyweight Champion James Bond defeated Scott Pilgrim via submission at 9:42
(Backstage Mr. CC is setting up his decision to be made with Shadow when another person enters the office, and it is JTH to a great ovation)
CC: I know why you're here. And don't worry JTH, I am hereby giving you a rematch for the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship. (Crowd Cheers) You just name the time and place.
JTH: Come on CC, you know where I want it to be...you know where I "need" it to be.
CC: ......Fight at the Fair?
JTH: Fight at the Fair. I want to have no doubt who the better man is, I want none of the Nintendo World Order involved, and no one on my side to help me. Fair and square, no doubt, when the dust is settled, there is a clear winner!
CC: I know how to do that JTH. No Disqualification, No Countout, No Submissions, No Pinfalls. (JTH looks at him funny) The only way to win...is to grab the Junior Heavyweight Championship...(JTH begins to grin) ...by climbing a ladder! (Crowd Cheers Loudly)
JTH: I like the way you think CC.
CC: Doesn't everybody? (Somebody then clears their throat behind the two men and it is the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion after being victourious in his match enters the office with the World Title on his shoulder)
Bond: Run along now boy... (Crowd Boos)
(Though JTH gets right in his face, JTH reluctantly walks out which Bond smiles at and then the champ confronts Mr. CC)
Bond: You wish to see me Mr. CC?
CC: Yes I do. I'm sure you would be happy to know that for the first time in over two years, NIWA will be going overseas to the United Kingdom to a two week tour.
Bond: That is indeed splendid.
CC: And I wanted you to know that to kick off that UK Tour, our main event of that first UK show will be an NIWA World Heavyweight Championship Match. (Bond doesn't smile anymore)
Bond: Excuse me? I have just come off two greuling matches in as many nights. Now you want me in one week's time to defend my coveted World Title?
CC: Mmm...yes. And I'm even going to tell you who you're challenger will be. Because that first show will take place in Glasgow, Scotland. (Crowd begins to "Ooh" and cheer)
Bond: N-No...
CC: Yes. Your challenger for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship next week...will be returning to action for the first time in a month...Scotland's own...Drew...McIntyre! (Crowd Cheers Loudly as Bond can't believe it as he facepalms himself)
(Next week confirmed on the first UK Tour show from Glasgow, Scotland, James Bond will defend his title against Scotland born, Drew McIntyre. What a main event match that will be!)
Waluigi w/Wario defeated Luigi w/Mario via rollup at 8:57 after Wario laid a distraction on Luigi
(Ron Burgundy is backstage with the NIWA North American Champion)
Burgundy: Joining me right now...is Zangief. (Crowd Boos as Zangief smiles as he has the North American Championship) Zangief, last night you defeated Fozzie Osbourne, all be it with controversary...(Zangief looks over and begins to stare down Burgundy) And...do...
Zangief: (Slowly takes the mike) Controvesary? Who got the job done? Who won?
Burgundy: Y-You...
Zangief: Thank you. I am better than everyone that is here...do you hear me?
Voice: Oh yes, I hear you...
(Zangief then turns around and it is the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Champion "Las Vegas" Link who gets booed loudly. Both men will team with each other later tonight against Fozzie & JTH)
"LV" Link: It's so easy to claim you're the best when you don't beat anyone of note.
Zangief: Well...at least I actually beat someone last night. Can you?
"LV" Link: Funny...but you can't prove it, because JTH was laid out on the mat, and more importantly, I walked out with this. (Holds up the Junior Heavyweight Title) Whereas, you were left on the mat after your little "victory". Am I right about that big man?
Zangief: Well, when you decide to have the courage to face someone like a man, without everyone else's help; then we'll see which of us, will laying on the mat. (Slaps Link's arm) See you out there champ! (Walks off as Link looks at him and then to Burgundy)
"LV" Link: You think something's funny? (Burgundy runs off as Link stares down Zangief)
(Screen shows the shocking turn of events that happened in the NIWA World Women's Championship Match)
Molly Holly & Maryse defeated NIWA World Women's Champion Blossom & Buttercup via Maryse pinning Buttercup at 10:05 after Blossom and Buttercup bumped heads being shoved into each other
(Screen plays a video package for NIWA Fight at the Fair V to take place on Thursday, July 18th to take place from the Harrington Fairgrounds from Harrington, Delaware)
(Screen previews the main event of the evening, a tag team match with Fozzie Osbourne & "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH facing the team of NIWA North American & Junior Heavyweight Champions Zangief & "Las Vegas" Link)
Wario defeated Mario via pinfall at 10:12
(Screen shows a recap of NIWA/EMW Draft that saw new faces such as Goldar, AVGN, and Scott Pilgrim)
(The Crow is in the ring with a mike in hand)
Crow: For too long as The Crow been held down in the ranks of the National Internet Wrestling Alliance. (Crowd Boos) Seeing this bletherit of "talents" coming up, I find it shamefull that no looks at me as a man that is ready to grab the brass ring.
(Just then, the theme of "AVGN" plays and the crowd cheers as James Rolfe comes out making his way to the ring with a mike also.)
AVGN: A brass ring? The only brass ring you would be grabbing would be made out of diarreha from a buffalo's anus. (Crowd Cheers as AVGN enters the ring) Seriously, I think I...and all of these people would rather drink innerd fluids from a dead opossum then see you with a World Title. (Crowd looks infuriated) It seems coming to NIWA, AVGN has a goal in mind, to take down people that suck absolute donkey dick! Starting with you! (Crowd Cheers as Rolfe drops the mike and we have a match to begin)
"Angry Video Game Nerd" defeated The Crow via pinfall at 8:35 with the Codebreaker
(Screen builds up next week's main event between James Bond vs. Drew McIntyre for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship.)
(Screen shows JTH & Fozzie Osbourne making their way to the ring, the main event of the evening is NEXT!)
"Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH & Fozzie Osbourne defeated NIWA Junior Heavyweight Champion "Las Vegas" Link & NIWA North American Champion Zangief via Fozzie pinning Zangief with at Tallywacker after a Wrestlemania Kick at 18:42. After the match, Zangief was attacked by "Las Vegas" Link and the Marios and left the North American Champion down and out in the ring as the NWO seems to be picking a fight with everybody.
(Camera shows NIWA President Mr. CC and NIWA Commissioner Mr. Clean walking backstage to the ring. Screen shows clips of the shocking turn of events that occured last night at Beach Wars that saw Shadow the Hedgehog cost Chuck Norris the Last Man Standing Match and the NIWA Word Heavyweight Championship in his match with James Bond.)
(CC's theme hits and CC and Mr. Clean are making their way to the ring to a great cheer. CC has a clipboard in hand which appears to be a contract on it. The music stops and CC has a mike in hand.)
CC: Last night for all of you that either attended or watched Beach Wars, I was put between kind of a rock and a hard place last night, by one Shadow the Hedgehog. (Crowd Boos) He said he wanted one thing and one thing only, and that was a one on one match with Chuck Norris. (Crowd cheers Norris' name) Which I don't blame him, it's what he wants, it's what all of you want...(Crowd Cheers) and it's something that I'm excited to do...however...Shadow the Hedgehog last night felt that waiting for an answer wasn't good enough, and attacked Chuck Norris during an NIWA World Heavyweight Championship Match...not only affecting the outcome, but another man's well-being. Now, Chuck Norris is more than willing to now have a match with you Shadow, and...
(Shadow's theme suddenly hits and the crowd starts getting worried as the lights go out and Shadow slowly makes his way to the ring with CC and Clean in the ring and Shadow grabs a mike)
Shadow: I like what you're saying, however, the pace of which you are stating it is not to my liking...(Shadow then takes the clipboard and then begins to observe it, however, Shadow soon realizes that it is not a contract for a match with Chuck Norris and Shadow throws down the clipboard and snaps back to CC.) What the hell are you trying to have happen to you. I demand one thing...and you can't do it!
CC: Well you didn't let me finish what I was saying now did you?
Shadow: THEN GET TO THE POINT! (Crowd Boos as CC just looks at Shadow in dismay)
CC: For those wondering, that was a contract for a Shadow/Chuck Norris match, that was...the medical records that came in this morning from the injures Chuck Norris suffered, per the actions of this...right here. (Points to Shadow and the crowd boos loudly) And the sad thing is...I was going to give you that match, and then you pull what you did last night and now Chuck Norris is out for an undisclosed time. So you wanted to blame me all this time...well now...all you have to blame is yourself.
Shadow: ...Well then, if I can't get Chuck Norris...maybe...I'll just start with you! (Crowd Oohs)
(Shadow then gets right in CC's face and backs CC into a corner, NIWA Commissioner Mr. Clean then gets in the way to defend the President of the company as the two face off)
Shadow: What are you gonna do...old man?
(Shadow then shoves Clean out of the way and Shadow gets back in the face of CC and shoves him down. Clean then gets back to his feet and turns Shadow around and nails Shadow with a Clean Cut and the crowd goes crazy as Clean takes out Shadow as Clean looks to help CC up, but Shadow then sits back up after only a couple seconds and gets back to his feet and clubs Clean in the back fo the head knocking Clean into CC sending CC out of the ring to the outside, and when a dazed Mr. Clean turns around, Clean is drilled in the face with a Chaos Kick to the face taking the Commissioner down and out. Shadow then picks up the clipboard with Norris' medical records and then rips them up and throws them right on Clean face as Shadow stares out as CC who is struggling to his feet on the outside observing the impact that Shadow the Hedgehog has inflicted on the Commissioner of the NIWA, Mr. Clean. No doubt that there will be serious hell to pay!)