Post by jth on Jun 28, 2013 13:23:24 GMT -8
Beach Wars
BB&T Center
Sunrise, Florida
(Screen shows a beach ball rolling along the sand by the ocean)
Announcer: For many...a beach means relaxation, and fun...but to these men. (The beach ball gets stepped on and it deflates and shows NIWA Superstars like James Bond, Ganondorf, and Zangief) The Beach...means...Wars!
(Screen shows carnage that has ensued over the past several months)
Announcer: A Last Man Standing Match...for the NIWA World Title. (Shows Bond holding up the title over Chuck Norris) A hard hitting rivalry, for the Junior Heavyweight Championship. (Shows clips of JTH and "Las Vegas" battling each other) A score to be settled for the North American Championship. (Shows clips of Fozzie Osbourne attacking Zangief)
Announcer: The Beach means Wars...and these men love...war! (Screen fades to black)
Announcer: And now...NIWA presents...Beach Wars!
(Pyro goes off in the BB&T Center as a crowd inside at Sunrise, Florida is set for war tonight. None more than the Last Man Standing Match for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship as the crowd waits for the first match)
Super Mario Bros. defeated The Warios via Luigi pinning Waluigi at 12:36
(Backstage, NIWA President Mr. CC applauds a great opening match)
CC: Great opening match, this is going to be a great night. (Door bangs) Yeah, I'm coming. (Heads over and opens the door) How can I... (CC stops as he sees who it is and backs up as the camera stays put.)
(A figure begins to walk into the picture...and it's SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, who hasn't been seen since Annualversary V as Shadow looks face to face at CC which the crowd gives Shadow a mixed reaction)
CC: Shadow...I-uh...wasn't expecting to see you here.
Shadow: I'm not surprised. Considering I've wanted one thing...since Clash of the Titans. And since you couldn't seem to do it this month, you felt that keeping me away from the company would be a good idea. I want Chuck Norris...I demand Chuck Norris, CC. It's only your most anticipated rematch in NIWA today...what are you afraid of? HUH!?
CC: After what happened last month, Chuck Norris was intitled to a rematch, I knew you wouldn't like that. I did what I felt was best for the NIWA.
Shadow: Hmm...smart idea...wrong decision. CC I want Chuck Norris, I don't give a damn if he has the belt or not; I don't give a damn about the belt. Tomorrow night, I gonna show up at Saturday Night Showdown, whether you want me there or not. And you had best tell me, that I have Chuck Norris in a one on one match, because if you don't.........I'll let you think about what will happen...if you don't...(Walks off as the crowd boos as CC is in a bit of a soft panic)
(Agent J is standing by with Ron Burgundy to a great ovation)
Burgundy: Agent J, you're about to defend your Venue Championship against Shredder who claimed a pinfall victory over you last week on Saturday Night Showdown. How do you clear your head from defeat so quickly?
J: I have a very special tactic to ensure a clear head, so I can go out there and just dance and jive and party, and do everything that I need to do, and do everything these fans want me to do. So get ready Sunrise, cause we all gonna be partying until Sunrise!
Voice: Woohoo! You you it!
(J and Burgundy turn and see that it is newest member of the NIWA, Carlton Banks who gets booed by the crowd)
Carlton: Will, how's it going man? (Slaps J on the shoulder who just looks back at him)
J: Exactly...what do you want?
Carlton: Come on Will, it's Carlton. You know, nobody is better at dancing than me remember...(Does the Carlton Dance which the crowd laughs and boos at) Come on Will, it's me...don't you remember?
(J then sighs, grabs his shades from his pocket and grabs his neuralizer)
J: Nope, and neither do you... (Flashes his neuralizer at Carlton which Burgundy looks at as well as they both just stare at him and the crowd cheers) Now it's time to get ready to party... (Walks off)
(Carlton then looks over to Burgundy who is standing next to him)
Carlton: (Blank stare) Who is that guy? (Pointing in the direction of J)
Burgundy: (Blank stare) .........I don't know... (Crowd Laughs)
Carlton: Well...who are you?
Burgundy: (Thinks) ............I don't know... (Crowd Laughs even harder as Burgundy and Carlton Banks are completely confused)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the NIWA Venue Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
NIWA Venue Championship
Agent J (c) defeated Shredder via pinfall at 10:46 to retain the NIWA Venue Championship
(Screen backstage shows champion and challenger for the main event of the evening as Chuck Norris and James Bond are seen preparing for their NIWA World Heavyweight Championship Match)
(Screen shows the recent actions from the new evolution of Shelton Benjamin, now referring to himself as "The Wrestling Badass" which has lead to this match)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, scheduled for one fall! (Crowd Cheers)
"The Wrestling Badass" Shelton Benjamin defeated Peter Pan via pinfall at 13:24 with a Drive-By Kick
(Screen shows a video package of the upcoming match for the NIWA North American Championship and the bitter build-up between Fozzie Osbourne and Zangief)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the NIWA North American Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
NIWA North American Championship
Zangief (c) defeated Fozzie Osbourne via pinfall at 14:32 to retain the NIWA North American Championship after Zangief hit Fozzie with a low blow while the referee was stunned on the ground which lead to a Russian National Slam. After the match, Zangief tried for a second Russian National Slam, but Fozzie fought out of it and nailed Zangief with a low blow of his own and then nailed Zangief with a Tallywacker Cutter. Fozzie though beaten shows Zangief that their feud is not over.
(Backstage in the locker room, Buttercup is preparing for her upcoming title match, when she is approached by her sister. But not the sister she is set to face in a moment in Blossom, but her other sister in Bubbles)
Bubbles: Can I talk to you for a second?
Buttercup: Sure, what's up?
Bubbles: Will you promise me that win, lose, or draw tonight, nothing that happens tonight will go too far. Promise me?
Buttercup: (Sighs) Bubbles, I know you're worried. But this goes with the territory, we all knew this could happen when we signed up for this. We all knew we were good enough to become a champion here, and that another one of us may have a chance to face the other. It's nothing personal, heck...w-we argue more at home than we do here. Just a little sibling rivalry, every family has it, it's no big deal. We'll just go out there, do our best, whatever happens...happens. Okay?
Bubbles: Mmm Hmm.
Buttercup: Alright. I better get going, see ya in a bit. (Pats Bubbles on the shoulder and walks out. Bubbles looks up at the ceiling, not sure whether or not to trust the words of her sister.)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the NIWA World Women's Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
NIWA World Women's Championship
Blossom (c) defeated Buttercup via stoppage at 13:12 to retain the NIWA World Women's Championship. Blossom had Buttercup in a Perfect Lock (Bow & Arrow), although Buttercup didn't give up, fellow sister Bubbles came out to ringside and threw in a towel on Buttercup's behalf. Both girls in the ring are stunned at the turn of events as Bubbles walks to the back stopping the match. Blossom is awarded the Women's Championship which makes Buttercup slouch in the ring. Blossom leaves the ring with the title, while her fellow sister doesn't want to be messed with as she has been cost a chance to regain the NIWA World Women's Championship.
(Screen shows a video package for the upcoming match for the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship between JTH and "Las Vegas" Link)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship
"Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH defeated "Las Vegas" Link (c) via DQ at 19:32 after The Marios interfered while JTH got Link in the Wrestlemania Lock. The Marios and Link continue their attack until the Warios come out with chairs and chase off the NWO. As per the result, "Las Vegas" Link is still the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Champion to a chorus of boos.
(Screen shows a video package for the next NIWA Supershow, the 5th annual Fight at the Fair event from the Harrington Fairgrounds in Harrington, Delaware to kick off the 94th Delaware State Fair on Thursday, July 18th)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: This contest, scheduled for one fall! (Crowd Cheers)
(Screen shows an exclusive interview that Ron Burgundy has with Ganondorf after last week's SNS after he is attacked by Goldar)
Burgundy: Ganondorf! (Running up behind him and then Ganondorf stops and turns around) Ganondorf, what could your reaction possibly be after what just happened out there?
Ganondorf: My reaction...? Goldar...has a death wish...and that is a wish, that I am more than happy...to grant! (Walks off and Burgundy backs off as Ganondorf looks ready to hit something...and the clip ends and shows Ganondorf in the ring staring down the footage and ready for a fight.)
Ganondorf vs. Goldar never got underway as the two fought before the bell sounded. The two are going crazy on each other and the security of the arena can do nothing to break up these two giants. Only until local police arrive are Ganon and Goldar able to be calmed.
(Screen shows a video package for the main event of the evening. The Last Man Standing Match for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship between challenger Chuck Norris, and champion "007" James Bond)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, is the Last...Man...Standing Match, for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship! (Crowd Cheers) The superstar to incapacitate their opponent to the degree that the opponent cannot answer the referee's count of ten, will be the winner!
Last Man Standing Match
NIWA World Heavyweight Championship
James Bond (c) defeated Chuck Norris at 28:24 to retain the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship. The ending comes as both men are on the rampway and it looks like Norris is about to nail a Norris Kick to end the match, but suddenly out of nowhere, Shadow the Hedgehog comes out and blasts Norris in the face with a Chaos Kick sending Norris off the rampway, down 10 feet below through a prop and equipment table. Shadow stands over the edge where Norris has fallen as Bond is able to reach his feet at the count of 9 and the 10 count is made with Norris still not moving below the rampway and James Bond is declared the winner. The end of the show is seen with Bond crawling to the back with his World Title while EMTs are seen attending to Chuck Norris who is unmoving below, while Shadow continues to look down at the fallen Norris from the top of the rampway with a dasterdly smile. Shadow the Hedgehog has made his statement clear...he wants Chuck Norris, one way, or another!
BB&T Center
Sunrise, Florida
(Screen shows a beach ball rolling along the sand by the ocean)
Announcer: For many...a beach means relaxation, and fun...but to these men. (The beach ball gets stepped on and it deflates and shows NIWA Superstars like James Bond, Ganondorf, and Zangief) The Beach...means...Wars!
(Screen shows carnage that has ensued over the past several months)
Announcer: A Last Man Standing Match...for the NIWA World Title. (Shows Bond holding up the title over Chuck Norris) A hard hitting rivalry, for the Junior Heavyweight Championship. (Shows clips of JTH and "Las Vegas" battling each other) A score to be settled for the North American Championship. (Shows clips of Fozzie Osbourne attacking Zangief)
Announcer: The Beach means Wars...and these men love...war! (Screen fades to black)
Announcer: And now...NIWA presents...Beach Wars!
(Pyro goes off in the BB&T Center as a crowd inside at Sunrise, Florida is set for war tonight. None more than the Last Man Standing Match for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship as the crowd waits for the first match)
Super Mario Bros. defeated The Warios via Luigi pinning Waluigi at 12:36
(Backstage, NIWA President Mr. CC applauds a great opening match)
CC: Great opening match, this is going to be a great night. (Door bangs) Yeah, I'm coming. (Heads over and opens the door) How can I... (CC stops as he sees who it is and backs up as the camera stays put.)
(A figure begins to walk into the picture...and it's SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, who hasn't been seen since Annualversary V as Shadow looks face to face at CC which the crowd gives Shadow a mixed reaction)
CC: Shadow...I-uh...wasn't expecting to see you here.
Shadow: I'm not surprised. Considering I've wanted one thing...since Clash of the Titans. And since you couldn't seem to do it this month, you felt that keeping me away from the company would be a good idea. I want Chuck Norris...I demand Chuck Norris, CC. It's only your most anticipated rematch in NIWA today...what are you afraid of? HUH!?
CC: After what happened last month, Chuck Norris was intitled to a rematch, I knew you wouldn't like that. I did what I felt was best for the NIWA.
Shadow: Hmm...smart idea...wrong decision. CC I want Chuck Norris, I don't give a damn if he has the belt or not; I don't give a damn about the belt. Tomorrow night, I gonna show up at Saturday Night Showdown, whether you want me there or not. And you had best tell me, that I have Chuck Norris in a one on one match, because if you don't.........I'll let you think about what will happen...if you don't...(Walks off as the crowd boos as CC is in a bit of a soft panic)
(Agent J is standing by with Ron Burgundy to a great ovation)
Burgundy: Agent J, you're about to defend your Venue Championship against Shredder who claimed a pinfall victory over you last week on Saturday Night Showdown. How do you clear your head from defeat so quickly?
J: I have a very special tactic to ensure a clear head, so I can go out there and just dance and jive and party, and do everything that I need to do, and do everything these fans want me to do. So get ready Sunrise, cause we all gonna be partying until Sunrise!
Voice: Woohoo! You you it!
(J and Burgundy turn and see that it is newest member of the NIWA, Carlton Banks who gets booed by the crowd)
Carlton: Will, how's it going man? (Slaps J on the shoulder who just looks back at him)
J: Exactly...what do you want?
Carlton: Come on Will, it's Carlton. You know, nobody is better at dancing than me remember...(Does the Carlton Dance which the crowd laughs and boos at) Come on Will, it's me...don't you remember?
(J then sighs, grabs his shades from his pocket and grabs his neuralizer)
J: Nope, and neither do you... (Flashes his neuralizer at Carlton which Burgundy looks at as well as they both just stare at him and the crowd cheers) Now it's time to get ready to party... (Walks off)
(Carlton then looks over to Burgundy who is standing next to him)
Carlton: (Blank stare) Who is that guy? (Pointing in the direction of J)
Burgundy: (Blank stare) .........I don't know... (Crowd Laughs)
Carlton: Well...who are you?
Burgundy: (Thinks) ............I don't know... (Crowd Laughs even harder as Burgundy and Carlton Banks are completely confused)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the NIWA Venue Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
NIWA Venue Championship
Agent J (c) defeated Shredder via pinfall at 10:46 to retain the NIWA Venue Championship
(Screen backstage shows champion and challenger for the main event of the evening as Chuck Norris and James Bond are seen preparing for their NIWA World Heavyweight Championship Match)
(Screen shows the recent actions from the new evolution of Shelton Benjamin, now referring to himself as "The Wrestling Badass" which has lead to this match)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, scheduled for one fall! (Crowd Cheers)
"The Wrestling Badass" Shelton Benjamin defeated Peter Pan via pinfall at 13:24 with a Drive-By Kick
(Screen shows a video package of the upcoming match for the NIWA North American Championship and the bitter build-up between Fozzie Osbourne and Zangief)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the NIWA North American Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
NIWA North American Championship
Zangief (c) defeated Fozzie Osbourne via pinfall at 14:32 to retain the NIWA North American Championship after Zangief hit Fozzie with a low blow while the referee was stunned on the ground which lead to a Russian National Slam. After the match, Zangief tried for a second Russian National Slam, but Fozzie fought out of it and nailed Zangief with a low blow of his own and then nailed Zangief with a Tallywacker Cutter. Fozzie though beaten shows Zangief that their feud is not over.
(Backstage in the locker room, Buttercup is preparing for her upcoming title match, when she is approached by her sister. But not the sister she is set to face in a moment in Blossom, but her other sister in Bubbles)
Bubbles: Can I talk to you for a second?
Buttercup: Sure, what's up?
Bubbles: Will you promise me that win, lose, or draw tonight, nothing that happens tonight will go too far. Promise me?
Buttercup: (Sighs) Bubbles, I know you're worried. But this goes with the territory, we all knew this could happen when we signed up for this. We all knew we were good enough to become a champion here, and that another one of us may have a chance to face the other. It's nothing personal, heck...w-we argue more at home than we do here. Just a little sibling rivalry, every family has it, it's no big deal. We'll just go out there, do our best, whatever happens...happens. Okay?
Bubbles: Mmm Hmm.
Buttercup: Alright. I better get going, see ya in a bit. (Pats Bubbles on the shoulder and walks out. Bubbles looks up at the ceiling, not sure whether or not to trust the words of her sister.)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the NIWA World Women's Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
NIWA World Women's Championship
Blossom (c) defeated Buttercup via stoppage at 13:12 to retain the NIWA World Women's Championship. Blossom had Buttercup in a Perfect Lock (Bow & Arrow), although Buttercup didn't give up, fellow sister Bubbles came out to ringside and threw in a towel on Buttercup's behalf. Both girls in the ring are stunned at the turn of events as Bubbles walks to the back stopping the match. Blossom is awarded the Women's Championship which makes Buttercup slouch in the ring. Blossom leaves the ring with the title, while her fellow sister doesn't want to be messed with as she has been cost a chance to regain the NIWA World Women's Championship.
(Screen shows a video package for the upcoming match for the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship between JTH and "Las Vegas" Link)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship
"Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH defeated "Las Vegas" Link (c) via DQ at 19:32 after The Marios interfered while JTH got Link in the Wrestlemania Lock. The Marios and Link continue their attack until the Warios come out with chairs and chase off the NWO. As per the result, "Las Vegas" Link is still the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Champion to a chorus of boos.
(Screen shows a video package for the next NIWA Supershow, the 5th annual Fight at the Fair event from the Harrington Fairgrounds in Harrington, Delaware to kick off the 94th Delaware State Fair on Thursday, July 18th)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: This contest, scheduled for one fall! (Crowd Cheers)
(Screen shows an exclusive interview that Ron Burgundy has with Ganondorf after last week's SNS after he is attacked by Goldar)
Burgundy: Ganondorf! (Running up behind him and then Ganondorf stops and turns around) Ganondorf, what could your reaction possibly be after what just happened out there?
Ganondorf: My reaction...? Goldar...has a death wish...and that is a wish, that I am more than happy...to grant! (Walks off and Burgundy backs off as Ganondorf looks ready to hit something...and the clip ends and shows Ganondorf in the ring staring down the footage and ready for a fight.)
Ganondorf vs. Goldar never got underway as the two fought before the bell sounded. The two are going crazy on each other and the security of the arena can do nothing to break up these two giants. Only until local police arrive are Ganon and Goldar able to be calmed.
(Screen shows a video package for the main event of the evening. The Last Man Standing Match for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship between challenger Chuck Norris, and champion "007" James Bond)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, is the Last...Man...Standing Match, for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship! (Crowd Cheers) The superstar to incapacitate their opponent to the degree that the opponent cannot answer the referee's count of ten, will be the winner!
Last Man Standing Match
NIWA World Heavyweight Championship
James Bond (c) defeated Chuck Norris at 28:24 to retain the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship. The ending comes as both men are on the rampway and it looks like Norris is about to nail a Norris Kick to end the match, but suddenly out of nowhere, Shadow the Hedgehog comes out and blasts Norris in the face with a Chaos Kick sending Norris off the rampway, down 10 feet below through a prop and equipment table. Shadow stands over the edge where Norris has fallen as Bond is able to reach his feet at the count of 9 and the 10 count is made with Norris still not moving below the rampway and James Bond is declared the winner. The end of the show is seen with Bond crawling to the back with his World Title while EMTs are seen attending to Chuck Norris who is unmoving below, while Shadow continues to look down at the fallen Norris from the top of the rampway with a dasterdly smile. Shadow the Hedgehog has made his statement clear...he wants Chuck Norris, one way, or another!