Post by jth on Jun 22, 2013 13:06:35 GMT -8
NIWA Saturday Night Showdown
Amway Arena
Orlando, Florida
(Screen recaps last week's SNS that saw Chuck Norris return and attack the NIWA World Champion with help from others)
(Show starts with the NIWA World Champion James Bond makes his way to the ring getting booed loudly as he enters the ring with a mike)
Bond: May I have your attention please? (Crowd Boos Loudly as Bond looks around to the crowd and shakes his head) My name is James Bond and I am the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion! (Crowd Boos) Apparently by your reaction, and by the actions of Chuck Norris last week, I have not gained any respect from any of you; despite, defeating Chuck Norris at Annualversary fair...and square! (Crowd Boos) Only because it's your heroes, nothing more. Now we come to this Friday...at Beach Wars Chuck Norris, Last Man Standing Match. Last month, I failed at ending your career. This time will be very different, I promise you. And...
(Bond is cut off by the theme of the challenger, Chuck Norris as he comes down to the ring and also grabs a mike. The two go face to face.)
Norris: You failed once, you'll fail again come Beach Wars Bond. In this Last Man Standing Match Bond, I have a lot to prove. Not just to you, but to myself. If I lose, this may be my last shot at the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship. I have to make everything count in this match Bond, which means Bond, you keeping me down for a ten count at Beach Wars, will be nearly...impossible. (Crowd Cheers)
Bond: Let's see you stand, after I break both your ankles! (Bond looks for a cheap shot, but Norris blocks it and punches Bond back. Norris goes for the Norris Kick, but Bond ducks out of the ring and to the outside of the ring and the crowd boos as Bond retreats back. Bond keeps saying "Friday Norris. Friday." As Norris looks on from the ring.
(Screen recaps the EMW/NIWA Draft that took place this past Monday. While NIWA lost some big time superstars in Jackie Chan, Johnny Bravo, Chad Ochocinco, Xena Warrior Princess & Blitz. NIWA gained some big stars back in the likes of Goldar, Scott Pilgrim, Shredder, The Waynes Brothers, and the man who is action next. James Rolfe, "The Angry Video Game Nerd". What will AVGN have in store for his new home for profanity hilarity?)
NIWA Welcoming Match
"Angry Video Game Nerd" defeated Scott Pilgrim via pinfall at 9:21
(NIWA President Mr. CC is looking at someone off camera, and as the screen pans over. It's Blitz which the crowd boos very loudly.)
Blitz: So explain to me, what exactly am I doing here? I finally...finally got away from your fat ass. And here I am already?
CC: Well in case you forgot, dumbass! (Crowd Cheers) You were scheduled here tonight to be in the main event tonight. In a Falls Count Anywhere Match with Ganondorf. Remember?
Blitz: Yes, but I am no longer part of the NIWA roster, so I don't have to go through with the match, I don't even have to be here if I wish. (Crowd Boos)
CC: (Chuckles) You see, that's where you're wrong Blitz. You see, in case you forgot, your new boss Theo Clardy, hates ya just about as much as your old boss. So let's just say that Theo had NO problem allowing you to have...let's call it a "Farewell Match" Blitz, and allowing NIWA to have our announced main event match here tonight.
Blitz: So what! That doesn't mean crap! Still doesn't mean I have to willingly take part in this garbage!
CC: Actually you do Blitz. Because Theo and myself had a joint agreement. That should you not choose to compete here tonight in this match, Theodore Clardy would see fit to terminate your contract with EMW. (Crowd Cheers) And trust me, after those mean and hurtful things you just said about me...the hell if I'm going to sign you back! (Crowd Cheers) So have fun tonight, and goodbye Blitz...you will NOT...be missed! (Crowd Cheers Loudly)
Blitz: Well then...if this is a "Goodbye Party", let me give you my farewell present to you. (Blitz then slaps CC across the face and CC goes down to a knee as Blitz then walks off as CC smiles. Though attacked, CC knows that he will get the last laugh tonight as Blitz is being forced to face Ganondorf in a Falls Count Anywhere Match)
NIWA North American Champion Zangief & Shredder defeated NIWA Venue Champion Agent J & Fozzie Osbourne via Shredder pinning Agent J at 11:15. Shredder after the match grabs J's NIWA Venue Championship and tosses it back in the ring as he has his eyes set on the prize.
(Screen shows a video package for the recent events that involved The Nintendo World Order and the unlikely team of JTH & The Warios.)
(NIWA has learned that 2 matches have been made for Beah Wars this Friday. First, a rivalry will be renewed with this time, shockingly the roles reversed as The Warios will face off against the Super Mario Bros. representing the NWO.)
(Also, The NIWA Junior Heavyweight Champion "Las Vegas" Link will have to defend his title against the number one contender, in "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH. JTH's first Junior Heavyweight Title win was at Beach Wars 3 years ago. Can JTH make history again?)
"Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH defeated Zac Efron via submission at 9:35. After the match, JTH grabs a mike.
JTH: Link! You and your Nintendo World Order bums, have been a thorn in my side for over six months. This garbage is going to end at Beach Wars, when I kick your ass, and take that Junior Heavyweight Title...actually...you know what? I actually don't feel like waiting til Friday. Link, get your pointed ear ass out here and we'll do this right now! (Crowd Cheers as JTH drops the mike and gestures for Link to come out)
(Just then the theme of the NWO hits and the Junior Heavyweight Champion comes out to the rampway with a mike in hand and the title over his shoulder)
"LV" Link: JTH, as much as I'd like to come down there and rip you apart, limb from limb, I feel the time...(JTH gets out of the ring and starts to head up the ramp) JTH, you know I have backup, so I'd watch my step if I were you. (JTH continues to slowly come up the ramp) Guys! Guys get out here! (Link turns around to wait on the Marios to come out)
(Just then on the titantron, it shows the Marios are backstage, being ATTACKED by the Warios as the crowd cheers as the Warios have evened the odds backstage, Link looks on the screen in dismay as he turns around back to JTH with a grin on his face, and JTH tackles Link to the steel and Link drops the title. The two continue to fight on the ramp way until security rips JTH off of Link who grabs his title and runs off. JTH got the upper hand, but will he win the Junior Heavyweight Championship at Beach Wars, and will Warios gain redemption on the Super Marios next Friday?
(Screen shows a video package of NIWA Beach Wars, to take place this Friday June 28th, from the BB&T Center in Sunrise, Flordia)
(Ron Burgundy is backstage for an interview)
Burgundy: Joining me right now...is Shelton Benjamin. (Shelton is seen in jeans and sunglasses looking very inritated as the crowd boos. Shelton removes his shades)
Shelton: How bout you try that again. Correctly this time.
Burgundy: Sorry...joining me right now is....."The Wrestling Badass" Shelton Benjamin. (Shelton smiles in approval as he puts his shades back on looking away from Burgundy) Shelton, last week you brutally attacked Peter Pan on Saturday Night Showdown, let's take a look at the footage. (Screen shows the hard to watch footage of Shelton smashng Peter Pan in the head with a steel chair) The question that everyone wants to know...is why? (Shelton turns to Burgundy)
Shelton: I...have waited long enough to get my chance. I have been in professional wrestling since 2000, and I've been the best damn wrestler in every company I've been in; only to get passed in the ranks by geeks, misfits, and God knows what else. I will not be stepped over anymore. And if you don't believe me, just ask Peter Pan. I will get what I want, and I will get what I deserve, because I am the best wrestler in this company. And if somebody doesn't believe on that...try me! Just try me! I'll wrestle circles around everyone here, I'll make them look so bad, they'll have to retire serely on embarrassment. Peter Pan will be the first to feel the pain that I have suffered for thirteen years, ...and I'm gonna enjoy every second of it. Because I'm Shelton Benjamin, "The Wrestling... (Removes his shades) ...Badass!" (Crowd Boos as he stares into Burgundy's eyes)
Tommy Vercetti defeated The Crow via submission at 10:04
(Screen shows the matches made so far for NIWA Beach Wars)
*Just Announced*
The Warios vs. Super Mario Bros.
*Just Announced*
NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship
"Las Vegas" Link (c) vs. "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH
NIWA North American Championship
Zangief (c) vs. Fozzie Osbourne
NIWA Venue Championship
Agent J (c) vs. Shredder
Peter Pan vs. "The Wrestling Badass" Shelton Benjamin
NIWA World Women's Championship
Blossom (c) vs. Buttercup
Last Man Standing Match
NIWA World Heavyweight Championship
James Bond (c) vs. Chuck Norris
(Screen shows Ganondorf and Blitz making their way to the ring. The Much anticipated Falls Count Anywhere Match is next!)
Falls Count Anywhere Match
Ganondorf defeated Blitz via pinfall at 19:52 after Ganondorf gave Blitz a Ganon Bomb through a table in the ring for the 3 count. Blitz is carried out of the ringside on a stretcher as the crowd chants "Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye." But while Ganondorf is in the ring observing his work. He is attacked from behind, by GOLDAR! One of the newest members of the NIWA roster. Goldar begins pummeling Ganondorf to the ground and then sets up other table in the ring, and then plants Ganondorf with a GOLDAR BOMB THROUGH THE TABLE! The shows ends with Goldar standing over the fallen "King of Evil" as perhaps there is a new King of Evil in NIWA!