Post by jth on Jun 15, 2013 13:32:38 GMT -8
NIWA Saturday Night Showdown
James Brown Arena
Augusta, Georgia
(Shows starts recapping last week's SNS. Tonight in the main event is a huge 8 Man Tag Team Match that features the unlikely pairing of "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH, teaming with the Warios and the "King of Evil" Ganondorf to take on the Nintendo World Order and the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion James Bond)
(Screen then shows the recap of the events that transpired that occured with Fozzie Osbourne and the NIWA North American Champion Zangief. NIWA Officials have confirmed that Zangief will defend the NIWA North American Championship at Beach Wars against Fozzie Osbourne)
Fozzie Osbourne defeated The Crow via pinfall at 9:35. Zangief, the North American Champion shows up on the rampway and looks unimpressed.
(Backstage, "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH is seen getting set when both The Warios and Ganondorf walk up behind him, JTH sits up and examines the four of themselves.)
Wario: What's wrong kid?
JTH: (Sighs) You want the truth?
Wario: Of course, tell us.
JTH: .........I'm trying to figure what the hell parrell universe bizarro world I've fallen into.
Waluigi: Uh......huh?
JTH: Here's the thing: I, JTH am about to face the likes of '007' Secret Agent James Bond, "The Hero of Time" Link, and The Super Mario Bros......who are all a bunch of......bad guys. And now I'm teaming up with a couple wicked, menacing Warios, and "The King of Evil" Ganondorf...who are a bunch of......(Coughs) GOOD GUYS! (Crowd Cheers and Laughs as JTH looks around at his partners)
Wario: Or maybe we're still just a bunch of bad guys, and you're fighting for the wrong side... (JTH just stares at him as Wario laughs and slaps JTH on the chest)Welcome to the family! (Crowd Cheers as JTH looks at them in shock)
(Ganondorf then walks up behind JTH)
Ganondorf: Fear not boy, the only thing that you shall to worry about, is how much pain and punishment those so called "Good Guys" can endure, while we are beating the holy...hell out of them tonight. (Crowd Cheers)
JTH: I can live with that worry.
Ganondorf: As can I boy...as can I. (Ganondorf walks off and The Warios look to their new found "friend" as JTH is still unsure about what is going on)
The Punisher defeated Spiderman via submission at 11:35
(The NIWA Venue Champion Agent J is making his way to the ring, he will find out his next challenger for his Venue Championship next!)
Number One Contender's Match
EMW's Shredder defeated Johnny Bravo via pinfall at 10:03 to become the number one contender for the NIWA Venue Championship at Beach Wars
(Screen shows the events that transpired last week during the Tommy Vercetti/Blitz match that resulted in NIWA President Mr. CC disqualifying Blitz simply because he wanted to. Blitz is seen making his way to the ring as he will get a chance to me redeem himself against Vercetti next)
Blitz defeated Tommy Vercetti via pinfall at 13:53
(Backstage, the new number one contender for the NIWA World Women's Championship, Buttercup is preparing for her upcoming match. Just then her sister Blossom, the NIWA Women's Champion comes up behind her)
Blossom: Hey... (Buttercup turns around)
Buttercup: Hey...
Blossom: Ya know Buttercup, I've been thinking about our match that's coming up in a couple weeks.
Buttercup: I know, I have too.
Blossom: From what you and Bubbles have told me, this title has caused some really bad things to happen to us in the past.
Buttercup: Yeah, you're telling me.
Blossom: And all I'm saying is...don't let the same happen to you and you say happened to me.
Buttercup: What's that supposed to mean?
Blossom: Buttercup, don't kid yourself. You've been acting dejected and different ever since I won this. And I know you don't think I won it fair, and fine. But don't get carried with this, don't let this thing get the better of us like it did before. Okay?
Buttercup: ......Fine. Now I have a match in a bit, I need to focus. (She starts punching the air as Blossom heads out as Buttercup looks more focused than ever.)
(Screen shows the events that occured two weeks ago when Peter Pan was laid out backstage. NIWA has yet to find out who it was, but Peter Pan is seen after the package making his way to the ring. His theme hits and he comes out to a good reaction as the crowd cheers him as he enters the ring and asks for a mike.)
Pan: Now I'm not one that likes to pick fights with people, but it seems that someone seems to have a big problem with little old me. I don't know why, and I'm not really interested why. So if someone out there has such a big problem with me, I'm right here. Come out here and tell me.
(Peter Pan waits and waits, and then suddenly the lights go out. When they come back on, It's Shelton Benjamin with a steel chair in his ripped up street clothes and waits for Pan to turn around, Pan then turns around and Shelton drills him in the face taking Pan down. The crowd boos Shelton as he grabs the mike.)
Shelton: I...have a problem with you. The fact that wimps like you get World Title shots and become World Champions, while athletes like me get kicked to the woodshed and treated like trash. I figured it was time I took matters into own hands. You thought I was a joke......well who's laughing now. Cause I'm Shelton Benjamin..."The Wrestling Badass". (Throws down the mike and leaves the ring as Pan is still down as Shelton Benjamin has sent a clear message to Peter Pan and the rest of NIWA)
(Screen shows a video package for NIWA Beach Wars, set to take place on June 28th, from the BB&T Center from Sunrise, Florida)
Buttercup defeated Molly Holly via pinfall at 7:16
(Blitz is backstage with Mr. CC and Mr. Clean)
Blitz: Did you see that? That just goes to show, when you're not trying to screw me over, I'm still the best wrestler here. I'm still the man people pay to see! (Crowd Boos)
CC: Well...I think you're part right. I do think you're the man people pay to see...(Crowd Boos) That is...pay to see you get your ass kicked. (Crowd Cheers)
Blitz: Well it looks like they didn't get that tonight...Boohoo!
CC: Well, rest assured. I think they're going to get that next week. Because next week, you're going to be in the main event. And it will be a Falls Count Anywhere Match...and your opponent......Ganondorf! (Crowd Cheers as Blitz looks on in shock) So I you are completely right...I do try to screw you over. Have fun! (Clean and CC walk off as Blitz is in shock in CC's office. Ganondorf vs. Blitz next week in a Falls Count Anywhere Match)
8 Man Tag Match
"Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH, Ganondorf, & The Warios defeated NIWA World Heavyweight Champion James Bond & The Nintendo World Order via JTH making Mario submit at 25:22
(James Bond is seen walking backstage after the match and gingerly making his way to his limo and closes the door behind him)
(Camera shows Bond in the vechicle as he gets a martini)
Bond: Driver go! We're leaving.
(The limo begins to move but suddenly out of nowhere, the limo comes to a screaching halt, causing Bond's martini to spill on his suit.)
Bond: Driver! What the heck's going on?
(Bond out of frustration gets out of the limo and looks ahead of him and in front of the limo, is being blocked by a 4x4 Pickup Truck and the camera zooms in and sees the driver is Chuck Norris, who has arrived to the arena to a monster cheer from the crowd. Bond begins to back up as Norris begins to get out of the truck. But Bond realizes that the four men he has just faced: JTH, Ganondorf, and The Warios are standing behind him blocking his escape plan. Bond tries to beg them off, but then turns around right into a Norris Kick from Norris who has his cast off from his injury. Bond lays on the payment out cold as Chuck Norris has returned and sent a message back to the NIWA World Champion as the show ends.)