Post by jth on Jun 8, 2013 12:01:06 GMT -8
NIWA Saturday Night Showdown
Lander's Center
Southaven, Mississippi
(Show begins recapping last week's SNS which the main event for NIWA Beach Wars has been announced, the new NIWA World Champion James Bond will be putting up his newlywon title against the former champion Chuck Norris in a Last Man Standing Match)
(Tonight in a stunning turn of events, "Mr, Wrestlemania" JTH has demanded that NIWA President Mr. CC and Mr. Clean make a make against the Nintendo World Order, but JTH has refused any one to team with, therefore, Mr. CC has reluctantly made a 3 on 1 Handicap Match here tonight)
(Screen shows a recap of last week when NIWA North American Champion Zangief issued a challenge to any American to face him)
Non-Title Match
NIWA North American Champion Zangief defeated Spiderman via pinfall at 13:34. After the match, Fozzie Osbourne's theme hits and Fozzie runs down the rampway with a steel chair and ducks under a right hand and jams the chair into the midsection of the champion. Zangief then rolls to the outside which Fozzie rolls out also and decks Zangief in the back. Zangief then begins to run to the back, and Fozzie runs after him in pursuit. Fozzie looks hell bent to get back at Zangief after Fozzie was put out of action several weeks ago at the hands of Zangief.
(Backstage, Blitz is with Mr. CC)
Blitz: Are you serious? You're letting someone run around attacking people with steel chairs? Even I didn't even do that...
CC: Blitz if I were you. I wouldn't worry about that, and worry about your match next with Tommy Vercetti.
Blitz: As you wish, and once I'm done kicking his ass...I'll come back here and kick your ass...(Blitz turns around and the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion James Bond is there which the crowd boos, and Blitz slowly walks around him as Bond walks up to CC)
Bond: Someone said you wished to see me?
CC: Yes, that is correct. I am hereby letting you know that the match between you and Chuck Norris at Beach Wars, Last Man Standing Match, has been made official.
Bond: That is perfectly fine with me...Chuck Norris ws actually right about something last week, I feel I did fail at what I set out to accomplish, to remove the NIWA of Chuck Norris, but that failure is simply just being delayed. For I get another oppurtunity to do so, by destroying Chuck Norris to where he cannot answer a ten count. Chuck Norris, I'll give him credit he has far more fight than I expected, but I will beat the last bit of fight out of him at Beach Wars. (Crowd Boos)
CC: The other thing I wished to speak to you about is your match tonight, tonight you're in the main event match against another champion in NIWA. You'll be going one on one...with Agent J. (Crowd Cheers)
Bond: You might think that I'm going to complain or whine about being in a match tonight, but rather...I commend you. You keep me on my toes, keep ready for any battle, and that's going to allow me to stay focused on the matter at hand at all times, meaning, you're desire to put me in the ring against quality competition will be the reason that I am NIWA World Heavyweight Champion...for a long...time. (Crowd Boos as Bond walks away)
Tommy Vercetti defeated Blitz via DQ at 9:46. Blitz appeared to have Vercetti beat when NIWA President Mr. CC appeared on the titantron and told the referee to disqualify Blitz, simply because...CC wanted him to. Blitz goes balistic in the ring and runs to the back as CC continues to mess with Blitz.
(The Nintendo World Order are backstage and get booed on appearence)
"LV" Link: That idiot JTH, he's like a fly to us. We'll just keep swating him over and over again until he can't move anymore.
Mario: All by himself, he's a just making it too easy.
(Knock on the door)
"LV" Link: Who is it?
(Just then The Warios appear to the confusion of the NWO)
"LV" Link: What...exactly can we help you with?
Wario: Actually...we're here to help you our fellow Nintendo Comrads, Waluigi and myself are here to plead ourselves to the Nintendo World Order and help reign a dominance across the NIWA.
Waluigi: (Laughs) Yes, we realized that you may have forgotten that we were here, so we felt that we should come to you with a deal of unity.
(The Marios and "Las Vegas" Link look at each other)
"LV" Link: Actually, we hadn't forgotten about you, we knew very well you were still in NIWA, and there's a reason why we didn't invite you into the Nintendo World Order...
Wario: Really? How come?
(Link gets right in their faces)
"LV" Link: Because you're not good enough! (The Warios just look on) You were NEVER good enough. Now get outta here, or JTH won't be the only one that will regret picking a fight with the Nintendo World Order.
Wario: FIne! You'll see, we'll show you we're good enough.
Waluigi: Yeah! Yeah! (The Warios leave)
Mario: Are you kidding me?
(Screen shows a new number one contender will be determined next for the NIWA World Women's Championship at Beach Wars. NEXT!)
Number One Contender's Match
Buttercup defeated Molly Holly via pinfall at 9:24 to become the number one contender at Beach Wars
(Backstage, Blitz is furious with Mr. CC with what has been going on)
Blitz: You've gotta be kidding me! Is this some kind of joke to you?
CC: Well I'm definetly laughing about it.
Blitz: Yeah? Well laugh about this! (Smack CC across the face which drops CC to a knee as he rests on the desk as Blitz walks off. CC stands back up and looks very infuriated)
(Backstage, Zangief is limping down the hallway trying to leave the arena, but just then in the background, Fozzie Osbourne is seen as he has found Zangief again and charges at him and attacks him with a steel chair taking the big Russian to his knees. Fozzie continues to assualt the North American Champion until security pulls Fozzie away from him as it allows Zangief to get to his feet, Zangief takes advantage and boots Fozzie in the face as he is being held taking Fozzie down as Zangief runs off and retreats to what looks to be his car and drives off, Fozzie soon gets to his feet and begins to run off after him, but fails and Fozzie can be heard swearing at his failure to take out Zangief, although the returning Fozzie's message has been sent to the current North American Champion that put him out of action.)
Ganondorf defeated The Crow via submission with the Ganon Claw at 7:31
(The NWO are set for action in a 3 on 1 handicap match. The screen shows "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH making his way to the ring to a big ammount of cheers)
(Screen shows the events of last week on SNS that saw Peter Pan laid out by an unknown person, later in the evening, JTH went out to face the Marios by himself, only to be defeated. Tonight, will JTH get revenge?)
3 on 1 Handicap Match
The Nintendo World Order defeated "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH via Link pinning JTH at 18:45. After the match, The Warios ran out to ringside looking like they wanted to prove themselves and stood by as the Marios looked to nail JTH with the Mushroom Surprise as Link looked on, but in a shocking turn of events, Wario low blows Mario who has JTH on his shoulders and Waluigi shoves Luigi off the top turnbuckle sending him to the outside. The Warios then have "Las Vegas" Link cornered in the turnbuckle, but Link barely manages to escape from them and the Warios check on JTH, who when he comes to is taken back and backs into the corner not sure what is going on. JTH and the crowd are shocked to The Warios help JTH to the back, have the Warios turned a new leaf after being rejected by the Nintendo World Order?
(Screen shows a video package for NIWA Beach Wars, to take place on June 28th, from the BB&T Center in Sunrise, Florida)
(Backstage, Ron Burgundy is with Peter Pan who is outside the doctor's room where they are examining JTH)
Burgundy: I'm here with Peter Pan, who was not cleared by doctors tonight to compete and unfortuantely for JTH paid that price. First off, what is the status of JTH, Peter Pan?
Peter Pan: As of right now, just his pride. JTH isn't one to take getting beat down by a group of guys very lightly. All in all, it looks like he's going to be fine.
Burgundy: Great to hear. Unfortunetly for you, you didn't get off so easily. What is the status of your condition?
Peter Pan: I'm expected to make a full recovery by next week, so my fans have nothing to fear, for I will be ready to fight my friend's side very shortly.
Burgundy: So what is your message for The Nintendo World Order, who took you out last week?
Peter Pan: ...Actually, I hate to say this Ron, but, they're not the ones who took me out...
Burgundy: What?
Peter Pan: Trust me. I've been attacked by the NWO before, this attack week...was different. Somebody else took me out last week. And while I may not know who it is, that person had better wish I do not find out, because they will shocked to find out that I have a lot more fight and spirit than they think.
Burgundy: Thank you Peter Pan...there you have it, a strange turn of events here. However, coming up next is the Main Event of the evening, let's out to ringside...
Champion vs. Champion Non-Title Match
NIWA World Heavyweight Champion James Bond defeated NIWA Venue Champion Agent J via pinfall at 14:14. After the match, Bond connected with a second Secret Agent Slam and did a verbal 10 count on J, signifying Chuck Norris' possible fate at Beach Wars. But will it be the case?