Post by jth on Jun 1, 2013 12:46:33 GMT -8
NIWA Saturday Night Showdown
CenturyLink Center
Bossier City, Louisana
(Show begins recapping a memorable Annualversary V)
(Camera shows the ring area)
(The theme of the former NIWA World Heavyweight Champion, Chuck Norris hits. After a brief delay, Norris is seen coming out with crutches as he slowly makes way to the ring, With the help of Howard Finkle lowering the ropes, Norris enters the ring and has a mike in hand. When the music stops, a "Norris" chant begins)
Norris: Last night, James Bond did a lot of things to me. And he did almost everything he said he was going to do...(Crowd Boos) The key word with that statement, is..."almost". James Bond, you said for the past month, that you were quote..."Going to put me down." Well James Bond...Mission Failed! (Crowd Cheers) You didn't get the job done! I'm still standing, I'm still moving, I'm still breathing. (Crowd Cheers) And since I am still very much alive, I believe I am entitled to a rematch! (Crowd Cheers again even louder) Which means Bond...
(Norris is cut off by the theme of Shadow the Hedgehog as the crowd boos, the lights fade, and Norris looks to the rampway. Shadow begins to make his way to the ring and gets in.)
Shadow: Chuck Norris, you know what I want. I want another match with you!
Norris: Shadow, I realize what you want, but I have more important things to...
Shadow: LIES!!! (Crowd Boos) You're not going to get one victory over me and then just toss me aside like scraps. Frankly now, I don't care if you're the champion or not, you won't be champion again, until you face me! (Crowd Boos)
Norris: I hate to break it to you, but at Beach Wars, I get my rematch at James Bond. And whether you like it or not, you're going to have to wait a little longer...(Norris limps away on his crutches and leaves the ring as Shadow is far from thrilled, but as Norris is leaing heading up to the back.)
Shadow: Hey Chuck! From what I see, James Bond did do what he said he would do...because the Chuck Norris that I know...is DEAD!!! (Crowd Boos as Norris stops as the camera looks at him, but Norris continues to head to the back. Shadow made harsh words for Chuck Norris, but now he must focus on the matter at hand. Single's action...NEXT!)
Shadow the Hedgehog defeated Jackie Chan via pinfall at 5:21
(Screen shows a recap of last night's Triple Threat Match for the Junior Heavyweight Championship that saw "Las Vegas" Link escape with the title.)
(Ron Burgundy is seen running through the back trying to find someone. When he does, he finds Peter Pan out in the locker as JTH, CC, and Mr. Clean are checking on him)
Burgundy: What happened?
JTH: We don't know, he got jumped. He's been out since.
CC: Ron, go get the EMTs. (Ron runs off)
Clean: Pete, can you hear me?
JTH: CC, what are we gonna do, I gotta tag team with him against the Marios later?
CC: I don't know. What do you want to do? You wanna postpone the match?
JTH: Are you kidding me? They attacked my partner, I'll take them both out tonight. I'm done with the NWO screwing up stuff around. I'm getting the job done myself. (Gets up and walks off as CC looks away to him before turning his attention back to Peter Pan as EMTs arive)
NIWA World Women's Champion Blossom & Bubbles defeated Faith Lehane & Molly Holly via Blossom pinning Faith at 11:11
(Screen shows a video package for NIWA's next Supershow, NIWA Beach Wars, to take place on June 26th, from the BB&T Center from Sunrise, Florida)
Handicap Match
Super Mario Bros. defeated "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH via pinfall at 10:35 after a Mushroom Surprise
(Screen shows a clip of the new NIWA North American Champion Zangief who defeated Chad OchoCinco last night, Chad has issued his rematch clause tonight, and that match is next)
(Screen shows a video package of the Drew McIntyre/Shelton Benjamin match and the aftermath)
Voice: You say I have no passion. (Shows clips of Shelton attacking Jackie Chan) You say I have no charisma. You say I'm not tough.....(Shows clips after last night's match)
(Screen shows Shelton Benjamin walk on screen in a ripped shirt down the middle and jeans)
Shelton: Well, that's all changed! I'm a NCAA All-American in Wrestling, but everyone needs more than one trick up their sleeve. Once everyone feels the wrath of the new me...they're gonna the old me, was still here. I am Shelton Benjamin......"The Wrestling Badass"! (Screen fades to black)
NIWA North American Championship
Zangief (c) defeated Chad OchoCinco via pinfall at 1:18 to retain the NIWA North American Championship. Zangief attacked Chad on his way down to the ramp, Chad though struggled into the ring and told the referee to start the match anyway. Zangief took full advantage with a Big Boot and followed it up with a Russian National Slam and the 3 count. Zangief shoves Chad out with his foot after the match and grabs a mike.
Zangief: You see this pathetic pile of vermin on the outside. I now represent your country, and continent as your North American Champion. (Holds up the title as the crowd boos) And there's no one in this pathetic continent of North America that can beat me! (Throws down the mike and the crowd boos)
(Screen shows the new NIWA World Heavyweight Champion making his way to the ring, James Bond is in single's action tonight in the main event. NEXT!)
Non-Title Match
NIWA World Heavyweight Champion James Bond defeated Tommy Vercetti via submission at 12:53. After the match, Chuck Norris comes out to the rampway still with his ankle castedm but has a mike in hand as Bond is in the ring.
Norris: Well done Bond. I would personally like to congradulate you on your title victory last night. (Crowd Boos) Wait...wait...however, your first title defense isn't going to be easy my friend. Because your first title defense is against me! (Crowd Cheers) At Beach Wars, you and I will be competing...in a Last Man...Standing Match! (Crowd Cheers like crazy as the main event for Beach Wars has been announced. Bond vs. Norris in a Last Man Standing Match)