NIWA Presents: ANNUALVERSARY V May 31, 2013 13:29:22 GMT -8
Post by jth on May 31, 2013 13:29:22 GMT -8
New Orleans Arena
New Orleans, Louisiana
(Screen shows a dark room that sees once again NIWA President Mr. CC walk on screen)
CC: NIWA...going into our fifth year. There's been some great matches. (Shows clips of matches like JTH/HBK I, and Chuck Norris/Shadow I) There's been some epic moments. (Peter Pan winning the NIWA World Title, The First Clash of the Titans) Some of the greatest superstars in NIWA history.
(Shows Blitz, Drew McIntyre, JTH, and finally Chuck Norris. But when Chuck Norris' clip appears on screen, a symbol that looks like a target appears and suddenly a silencer gun shot is heard, and the screen shatters and then the screen shows James Bond aiming at the screen)
Bond: (Audio only as Bond still aims at the screen) Chuck Norris...you are without question the greatest superstar in NIWA history...but all things must come to an end. Even when I was on top of the NIWA world, (Shows a clip of Bond with the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship years ago) You were still...the man. Tonight...it ends. Tonight...(Bond reloads his gun) I put you down...(Shoots the screen and the screen shatters to black)
Announcer: And now, NIWA Presents...Annualversary V!
(Pyro goes off in the New Orleans Arena as the crowd is pumped for tonight's show. Eight matches announced, but none bigger than the main event for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship. Money in the Bank winner James Bond will cash in his title shot against the World Champion Chuck Norris)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: Our opening contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the NIWA North American Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
NIWA North American Championship
Zangief defeated Chad OchoCinco (c) via pinfall at 10:35 to become the NEW NIWA North American Champion
(Screen shows the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion arriving in his locker room to a great cheer, tonight he will defend his NIWA World Heavyweight Championship against James Bond. Bond has vowed to put down Chuck Norris tonight, but will it happen?)
(Screen shows Blossom's victory in EMW's Extreme Anniversary Series winning a shot at the NIWA World Women's Championship here tonight)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the NIWA World Women's Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
(Faith comes out to a chorus of boos with the NIWA World Women's Championship)
(Blossom makes her way to the ring with the girl's old PPG music to a great reaction)
NIWA World Women's Championship
Blossom defeated EMW's Faith Lehane (c) via pinfall at 8:36 to become the NEW NIWA World Women's Champion
(Screen shows a video package of the downward spiral that has occured with Shadow the Hedgehog that has led to this match with Tommy Vercetti here tonight)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, scheduled for one fall! (Crowd Cheers)
Shadow the Hedgehog defeated Tommy Vercetti via pinfall at 9:41
(Backstage, NIWA President Mr. CC and NIWA Commissioner Mr. Clean are looking off screen as the camera pans over and it is Blitz who looks far from happy, as the crowd boos)
CC: Can I help you Blitz?
Blitz: Yes you can CC. I want you to cancel my match with Ganondorf here tonight. (Crowd Boos)
CC: Now why in the hell would I do that? I mean, this is Annualversary, this is the event where we take pride and respect all of the greatest superstars in our company's history. And you should feel somewhat flattered that I even bother putting on that list of great superstars. These fans deserve to see all of the men and women that made this happen. So no Blitz, your match with Ganondorf will NOT be cancelled, it will take place and you will go out there and put on a hell of a match. (Blitz looks away with his arms crossed)
Blitz: Fine! I'll do it...but not because of wha you said, in fact as far as I'm concerned. To hell with NIWA, to hell with you, and to hell with all of them. (Crowd Boos Loudly) I wish you would just fire me and put me out of my misery.
CC: (Chuckles) Oh trust me Blitz, that is never going to happen! As far as I'm concerned, you're an NIWA'er...for life! (Crowd Boos and Cheers as Blitz flips his hair back in dejectment and leaves as CC smiles at his moral victory over the 4 time World Champion)
(Screen shows what has led up to the match between Drew McIntyre & Shelton Benjamin)
Drew McIntyre defeated Shelton Benjamin via DQ at 10:05 after Shelton continued to attack Drew as the referee told him not to, after the match, Shelton picks up Drew and nails a low blow taking him down as we are seeing a side of Shelton Benjamin we have never seen before.
(Screen shows a video package of the events that have occured over the past several months with Peter Pan, JTH, & The Nintendo World Order that have transpired to this match tonight)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is the Triple Threat Match, for the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
Triple Threat Match
NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship
"Las Vegas" Link (c) defeated Peter Pan & "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH after pinning Peter Pan at 20:05 to retain the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship after Pan nailed a You Can Fly on JTH, but got sent into the ringpost shoulder first before him could make a pin and then walked into a ZDT for the 3 count. After the match, The Marios came out and gave both JTH and Pan Stunners taking them down. The NWO pose over the two men getting booed.
(Camera shows Shelton Benjamin walking backstage as Ron Burgundy runs up trying to get a word with him)
Burgundy: Shelton! Shelton! Can I have a word with you? (Shelton stops and turns to him)
Shelton: No, you can't. Now get out of my face, punkass! (Shoves Burgundy to the side and Shelton walks off to a lot of boos)
(Screen shows a video package for NIWA's next Supershow, NIWA Beach Wars, to take place on June 28th, from the BB&T Center from Sunrise, Florida)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the NIWA Venue Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
(J comes out dancing and having a good time as he is slapping hands and enters the ring)
NIWA Venue Championship
Agent J defeated EMW's Matt Hazard via pinfall at 11:42 to become the NEW NIWA Venue Champion
(Screen shows a video package for the upcoming match between Ganondorf and Blitz)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, is a Grudge Match! Scheduled for one fall! (Crowd Cheers)
Ganondorf defeated Blitz via ref stoppage at 18:23 after Blitz passed out due to the Ganon Claw. Ganon though isn't finished with Blitz after the match and pulls him to the outside and gives Blitz a chokeslam through the timekeeper's table on the outside. Ganondorf does a Cut Throat over Blitz and the crowd eats it up.
(Screen shows both champion and challenger for the main event for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship making their way to the ring. The crowd is going crazy as they can't wait for the match.)
(Screen shows a video package for the main event of the evening between Chuck Norris and James Bond, for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: Our main event of the evening, scheduled for one fall, is for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
(James Bond walks out slowly to his new entrance theme with the Money in the Bank Briefcase and as he enters the ring, hands the case to the referee, making the match, official)
NIWA World Heavyweight Championship
James Bond defeated Chuck Norris (c) via pinfall at 21:35 to become the NEW NIWA World Heavyweight Champion. Both men kicked out of each other's finishers, Bond had Norris in an Ankle Lock for nearly 1 minute until Norris reached the ropes. The ending comes when Norris is looking for the Norris Kick and goes in, but his planted ankle gives out and Norris falls to the mat right in front of Bond who then grabs Norris as he stumbles back to the his feet and nails the Secret Agent Slam and gets the 3 and we have a NEW NIWA World Heavyweight Champion. After Bond is awarded the title, Bond stands over the fallen Norris and does the perverbalral gun shot between the eyes, "Putting Norris Down". James Bond leaves the ring as the new World Heavyweight Champion...and is this the last we've seen of Chuck Norris, as we know it?