Post by jth on May 25, 2013 14:26:37 GMT -8
NIWA Saturday Night Showdown
Cajundome
Layafette, Louisiana
(Show starts recapping last week's SNS that showed Bond looking like he was going to cash in the Money in the Bank after the Nintendo World Order attacked Chuck Norris, but didn't.)
(Screen shows tonight one week before Annualversary V, champion and challenger for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship will be competing in "Pick Your Poison" Matches)
(The Challenger of the World Title match is in the ring awaiting for his opponent, but before which, he has a mike in hand)
Bond: As you see, I could be standing before you right now the NIWA World Champion. But I'm a man of my word, I said I would cash this at Annualversary V, and I said I will become the new NIWA World Heavyweight Champion. (Crowd Boos)
(The theme of Drew McIntyre hits and it appears that Chuck Norris has pick the former three time NIWA World Champion to face James Bond, NEXT!)
"Pick Your Poison" Match
James Bond defeated Drew McIntyre via pinfall at 10:43 after Shelton Benjamin laid a distraction on Drew allowing Bond to nail a Secret Agent Slam
(Blitz is backstage with NIWA President Mr. CC)
Blitz: You've got to be kidding me. I'm in a tag match tonight against Ganondorf on the other.
CC: Yeah.
Blitz: And not only that, you made my partner...Zangief. Have you forgotten what happened the last time we were in the ring together?
Voice: I haven't!
(Blitz is startled as he turns around to see it's Zangief standing tall above him with an evil grin on his face)
Zangief: Hi stranger. A give a bit of advice to you. Don't screw around with me tonight, or I'll put you out of commission, don't believe me? Just ask Fozzie Osbourne, or...just ask Chad in a week's time when I take his North American Championship. (Crowd Boos as he walks away, afterwards Blitz turns back to CC)
Blitz: I hope you're satisfied...
CC: Yeah...I am. (Crowd Laughs and cheers)
Non-Title Match
Agent J defeated NIWA Venue Champion Matt Hazard via DQ at 7:25 when Hazard low-blowed J as he was setting up for the Neuralizer. Hazard leaves with the belt in hand as the referee attends to J in the ring.
(Backstage, James Bond is in the locker room gathering himself after a victory as he sits. But someone walks up to him which he looks up at and slowly stands up for the crowd to see it is none other than Shadow the Hedgehog, which the crowd boos)
Bond: And what can I possibly do for you?
Shadow: Cut the garbage Bond. You know what I want. I want you...to pick me...to face Chuck Norris here tonight! (Crowd Cheers Loudly)
Bond: (Chuckles) You see, the problem with that is...the fact that you nearly destroyed Chuck Norris at Clash of the Titans, is the whole reason WHY, I feel I have to cash in my contract for a World Title shot this way. Chuck Norris is an old man who's time has come. (Crowd Boos) But he's a warrior, with a fighting spirit, and won't realize or accept the time has come to be put down. So the last thing I need or want is the likes of you, crippling the old man before our match. Chuck Norris needs to be shown without a doubt, that it's time to ride off into the sunset. But don't worry, once I take his title at Annualversary V, I'll have no use for him...then he'll be all yours. To do whatever you wish to do to him. But have patience my friend, sometimes the longer you wait, the more satisfying...the outcome. (Walks off and Shadow looks, Shadow will not be facing Chuck Norris tonight, but who will?)
NIWA North American Champion Chad OchoCinco & Ganondorf defeated Blitz & Zangief via Ganondorf pinning Blitz at 13:42. Zangief walked out on Blitz before the end of the match.
(Ron Burgundy is backstage for an interview)
Burgundy: Joining me right now is Peter Pan and "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH. (Crowd Cheers as the camera shows both men) Gentlemen, tonight you face the Super Mario Bros. just six days away from competing against each other, as well as "Las Vegas" Link in a Triple Threat Match for the Junior Heavyweight Champion, a title that the two of you have held once before. How important is it to come out with momentum here tonight and claim a victory over Link's henchmen?
JTH: Very important, because we know that Link and his goons will try anything they can to make sure neither of us make it to Annualversary. But it doesn't matter what they try, because we're gonna get the better of them.
(Peter Pan and JTH then look off camera and the camera pans out and shows the number one contender for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship, James Bond who is booed loudly)
Bond: Very well said kid, and more importantly, one hundred percent accurate. Because they won't get the better of the both of you, because...one of you, won't be out there. (Walks over to JTH) Congradulations soldier, you've been drafted. Tonight, you will face Chuck Norris as my poison. (JTH puts his hands on his head as he can't believe it) But worry not Peter Pan, you won't be going into that match tonight alone, I have given you another partner...to make things...fair. Good Luck. (Pats JTH on the shoulder and walks off)
Pan: You've got to be kidding me?
JTH: Oh I wish...
Pan: You and I both...
(Screen shows clips of Blossom winning the Women's Extreme Anniversary Series thus winning a shot at the NIWA World Women's Championship, NIWA has learned that Blossom will use her prize title shot at NIWA's Anniversary show, Annualversary V. Blossom verses Faith Lehane for the NIWA World Women's Championship.)
Non-Title Match
Bubbles defeated NIWA World Women's Champion Faith Lehane via rollup at 9:34
(Drew McIntyre is backstage with NIWA Commissioner Mr. Clean)
Mr. Clean: So you want this match?
Drew: Absolutely. I want Shelton at Annualversary V. He needs to be taught some respect. He wants to get in my business? Fine, he is my business now; and he's gonna regret ever making an enemy, out of Drew McIntyre.
Mr. Clean: (Nods) Alright Drew, you have your match. Annualversary V, it's gonna be Shelton Benjamin versus Drew McIntyre.
Drew: Thank you.
Mr. Clean: Anytime, you got it.
(Back to the ring, Peter Pan is on the outside of the ring as the Mario Bros. are in the ring. As James Bond stated eariler in the evening, Bond to be fair picked Peter Pan's replacement partner as JTH was selected by Bond to face Chuck Norris.)
(Just then the screen goes staticy, and the theme of the NWO plays and it's just what Peter Pan feared. Bond has picked "Las Vegas" Link to be Peter Pan's "partner" in this match, which is now nothing but a damn setup. How on earth will Peter Pan withstand this?)
(Screen shows a video package for Annualversary V. to take place next Friday, May 31st from the New Orleans Arena)
Tag Team Match
Super Mario Bros. defeated Peter Pan & NIWA Junior Heavyweight Champion "Las Vegas" Link via Mario pinning Peter Pan at 11:22 after Link nailed a ZDT on his own partner and led to a Mushroom Surprise from the Marios.
(Screen shows a previewed match card for Annualversary V)
*Just Announced*
NIWA Venue Championship
EMW's Matt Hazard vs. Agent J
Triple Threat Match
NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship
"Las Vegas" Link (c) vs. Peter Pan vs. "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH
Drew McIntyre vs. Shelton Benjamin
NIWA North American Championship
Chad OchoCinco (c) vs. Zangief
NIWA World Women's Championship
EMW's Faith Lehane (c) vs. Blossom
Tommy Vercetti vs. Shadow the Hedgehog
Grudge Match
Ganondorf vs. Blitz
NIWA World Heavyweight Championship
Chuck Norris (c) vs. James Bond
"Pick Your Poison" Match
NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris vs. "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH ended in a no contest at 15:45 after Bond came out to attack both men, but his attack backfired and lead to both JTH and Norris giving a Double Superkick Combo to Bond knocking him out of the ring. Norris gets the final upper hand on Bond leading to Annualversary V showing that this warrior has way more fight in him than Bond expects.[/b]