Post by jth on May 18, 2013 13:11:09 GMT -8
NIWA Saturday Night Showdown
Lawrence Joel Veterans Memorial Coliseum
Winston-Salem, North Carolina
(Show begins recapping last week's SNS)
(In tonight's double main event, number one contender James Bond will go one on one with former NIWA World Champion "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH, and then, in a champion versus champion non-title match. Chuck Norris will go one on one with Nintendo World Order leader "Las Vegas" Link)
Peter Pan defeated Shadow the Hedgehog via forfeit when for the second straight week, Shadow the Hedgehog refused to appear for a match.
(Ron Burgundy is backstage for an interview with Fozzie Osbourne)
Burgundy: Fozzie Osbourne, over the past several weeks, you have been getting...punked by several different NIWA Superstars. How is that affecting the pyshicy of you?
Fozzie: It sucks...
Burgundy: Anything else?
Fozzie: What else is there to say? My life has gone completely down the tubes, I can't manage to get out of my own way. (Burgundy looks like behind Fozzie and backs off as Fozzie slowlly turns around and it is Zangief as he is booed loudly)
Zangief: What a shame little man...How about you crawl back to whereever you came from and let real superstars show what they can do. And at Annualversary V, I'm going to do what you can't do. And that's beat "Chad OchoCinco"...(Shakes his head) I can't even believe I just said that...I am going to destroy him, and become the new North American Champion. A Champion this continent can be proud of. (Crowd Boos)
Fozzie: I think it's safe to say, that I'm a little ticked at everything being said, and it's time to take some action. So how about you head out to that ring right now...and try to destroy me! (Crowd Cheers)
Zangief: (Laughs) And my would you think I would waste my time with the likes of you?
Fozzie: Oh, I don't know, maybe because of this...(Fozzie then low blows Zangief taking him down to his knees) See ya out there. (Walks past him and Zangief gets a rageful look on his face, and gets up and grunting to the ring. It appears we are going to have an impromptu match between Fozzie Osbourne and Zangief...NEXT!)
Zangief defeated Fozzie Osbourne via pinfall at 9:52. After the match, a frustrated Zangief pulls Fozzie outside to the rampway, and gives him not one, not two, but three Russian National Slams, Zangief leaves to the back as EMTs attend to Fozzie and soon take him out on a strecher.
(Screen shows a video package for Annualversary V, to take place on May 31st, 2013 from the New Orleans Arena)
Shelton Benjamin defeated Jackie Chan via pinfall at 10:04. Shelton continues to attack Chan after the match until Drew McIntyre runs out to the ring and Shelton retreats, Drew dares him to come back into the ring, but Shelton refuses to do so and leaves to the back.
(Eariler in the evening, screen shows Shadow the Hedgehog again not appearing for his match with Peter Pan)
(Backstage, Tommy Vercetti is with NIWA President Mr. CC)
Vercetti: I tell you I just hate asses like Shadow, doesn't get his way and just whines, and cries, and bitches, and moans. It makes me sick.
CC: Well there's nothing I can do about it.
Vercetti: I don't care if there's nothing you can do. He doesn't get whathe wants so he screws the fans over. He's nothing but a bitch CC, and I don't care if he hears what I say about him!
Voice: Is that so?
(Vercetti turns around and it is none other than Shadow the Hedgehog is starting to get more boos than cheers)
Shadow: Well I'm here because our boss wanted to see me, but it seems like you want to see me more...So why don't you say that, to my face.
(Tommy get right up in Shadow's space and looks down at him)
Vercetti: (Slowly speaks) You are...a whining, crying, moaning, BITCH! (Crowd Cheers) And you make me SICK!
Shadow: (Nods) Well I muust admit, that's very gutty of you to say that...(Shadow then grabs his hair and pulls him down to eye level as Vercetti hesitiantly looks in his eyes) But that doesn't mean it was very smart. Now I know I said I didn't plan on competing until you gave me Chuck Norris CC, but this time...I think I'll make an exception. CC, you give Tom-boy here at Annualversary V, for he needs to be taught a lesson. And after this match is over...then we'll see, who crying...and moaning...(Shoves Veretti back and Tommy goes back into CC's office desk as Shadow leaves, and Vercetti and CC are left looking at each other)
CC: Well...you got what you wanted...(As CC and Vercetti looks on)
James Bond defeated "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH via submission at 14:46
(Screen shows Mr. CC and NIWA Commissioner Mr. Clean backstage)
Clean: I tell ya, Chuck Norris, he's gonna have his work cut out for him at Annualversary. Bond looks like a man on a mission.
CC: I agree. (Sighs) Damn! Where is my coffee. I asked him to get it twenty minutes ago. (Doors opens off camera) Well it's about damn time.
(Camera shows Blitz wearing a maid outfit as the crowd goes crazy as he holds up a saucer and cup of coffee)
Blitz: Your coffee sir.
CC: Thank you peasent. (Sips the cup and then spits it back out) This crap is cold!
Blitz: Oh come on!
CC: No! I wanted a job done...and you failed. So I think...you need to be punished. (Just then the door slams open as Blitz turns around)
(Behind them shows Ganondorf charging into the room)
Blitz: NO! NO! NO! (Ganondorf then starts attacking Blitz and pounds him back and finishes him off chokeslamming Blitz through CC's desk as Blitz is out on the table and Ganondorf leaves. CC and Clean lean down by Blitz)
CC: (Chuckles) Laying down on the job Blitz...Not so good. (Laughs as the crowd cheers)
(Screen shows Chuck Norris and "Las Vegas" Link making their way to the ring, it is a champion vs. champion non-title main event, and it is NEXT!)
Champion vs. Champion Non-Title Match
NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris defeated NIWA Junior Heavyweight Champion "Las Vegas" Link via DQ at 18:35 after the Mario Bros. interfered and attacked Chuck Norris in the ring. Afterwards, James Bond runs out with the Money in the Bank briefcase and make it look like he's going to cash it in, but Bond just shakes his head to continue his point that Norris is washed up and Bond needs to beat Norris at Annualversary V.