Post by jth on May 11, 2013 11:52:49 GMT -8
NIWA Saturday Night Showdown
McKenzie Arena
Chattanooga, Tennessee
(Starts with a clip from eariler today which Mr. Clean and Mr. CC are with Blitz, the crowd see Blitz on the screen an boos him)
Blitz: You asked to see me Mr. CC?
CC: Yes I did, you see, I don't want you to think that I have a massive vendetta against you. I mean yeah, I've booked you in a match with Ganondorf at Annualversary V, but I am giving an oppurtunity to keep yourself in a possible title picture around here, which needless to say, I'm sure you would approve considering I could just...fire you.
Blitz: Yes sir...
CC: Very good. Therefore tonight, in the main event you will be going one on one...with Chuck Norris! (Crowd Cheers as Blitz looks on)
Blitz: Well Mr. CC. I think that we to spice it up just a slight bit.
CC: Really? In what way?
Blitz: Well I'm glad you asked because...I was thinking that these wonderful people here tonight deserve to see an epic match tonight between me and Chuck Norris. That's why I think tonight...you should make this match...for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship! (Crowd Boos as CC and Clean look to each other and nod)
CC: I'll tell you what Blitz, how about I do something equally as epic. Here tonight, it will be Chuck Norris versus Blitz with a Special Guest Referee...and that person will be...Ganondorf! (Crowd Cheers loudly)
Blitz: What!? That's not fair!
CC: (Laughs) What's that? Blitz...the former President of NIWA is telling me something isn't fair? Get out of here before I fire you!
(Blitz backs off and slowly heads away with a POed look on his face as Clean and CC look at each other with a smile)
(Camera heads back to the ring and shows Zangief in the ring as he is ready for one on one action here tonight)
Zangief defeated Shadow the Hedgehog via forfeit when Shadow failed to come to the ring.
(CC is walking through the hallway and walks into his office and sees Shadow the Hedgehog in his office, not heading to the ring)
CC: Shadow what are you doing? You had a match out there Zangief that you no showed for, last week, you walk out on a match with Blitz. What's going on here?
Shadow: You know what's going on, you know what I want. I want a rematch with Chuck Norris! I know I can beat him!
CC: I know you want a rematch Shadow. I wanted to give you a rematch, the plan was to give you a rematch. But James Bond cashed in his World Title shot at Annualversary V, I can't that, the match is set. And quite frankly, you unwilling to compete in matches isn't going to help your cause any. (Shadow looks over at CC and gets right up to him)
Shadow: Stop putting me in meaningless matches. I'm not competing in a match you give me Chuck Norris, for the NIWA World Title. And until you do...you can forget about seeing me in the ring. (Crowd Boos as Shadow walks off)
(The ring is empty as it seems NIWA is going to have to schedule an impromptu match in the mean time)
Non-Title Match
Beavis & Butthead defeated NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Champions Bayside Blondes via countout at 10:42
(Screen shows last week's footage of the triple threat match last week that saw Peter Pan qualify for the Extreme Anniversary Series pinning "Las Vegas" Link. After the clip, Link is seen in Mr. CC's office with Mr. Clean along side him)
"LV" Link: This had better be a good reason why you've brought me in here to have to witness that again.
CC: Actually, I do have a good reason. Maybe not for you though, but a good reason none the less. You see, that match you had with JTH & Peter Pan last week was a classic.
"LV" Link: Yeah, so what!?
CC: Well, unlike Blitz, I give the fans what they want. (Crowd Cheers) And the fans and myself enjoyed that match so much...I'm giving it to them again at Annualversary V. (Crowd Cheers)
"LV" Link: You can't be serious?
CC: Oh I am...
"LV" Link: What the hell reason would you have to make that match again? (Link then notices that CC is staring to his shoulder and Link looks down at his Junior Heavyweight Championship and snaps back up) Hell no! Not happening!
CC: Is happening! At Annualversary V, it will "Las Vegas" Link versus JTH, versus Peter Pan...for the Junior Heavyweight Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
"Las Vegas" Link: (Frustrated) Alright, I'll play your little game. But I will get the job done, as much as you or these people don't want it to happen. I'm walking out the champ, one way or another. (Walks off and the crowd boos)
James Bond & NIWA Junior Heavyweight Champion "Las Vegas" Link defeated "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH & Peter Pan at 18:35 via James Bond pinning JTH
(Zangief is backstage with NIWA Commissioner Mr. Clean)
Zangief: You saw that out there. The hedgehog was so scared to face me that I won viy forfeit. How is that not impressive?
Mr. Clean: Because Shadow the Hedgehog for whatever reason has decided to go emo. You want to make an impact in NIWA? Go out there and make an impact!
Zangief: You want an impact......I'll give you impact. (Pounds his fists together and walks off)
(Screen shows a recap of SNS a coupe week ago that saw Chad OchoCinco defeat Fozzie Osbourne to become the new NIWA North American Champion, tonight is the rematch. NEXT!)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, scheduled for one fall...is for the NIWA North American Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
NIWA North American Championship
Chad OchoCinco (c) defeated Fozzie Osbourne via pinfall at 18:21 to retain the NIWA North American Championship. After the match, Chad begins to head to the back and is clotheslined by Zangief as he begins to head through the curtain. Zangief then gives him a Russian National Slam on the rampway and flexes over Chad leaving him laying.
(Screen shows a video package of Annualversary V, to take place at New Orleans Arena in New Orleans, Louisiana)
Agent J & Drew McIntyre defeated NIWA Venue Champion Matt Hazard & Shelton Benjamin via J pinning Hazard at 10:53
(Ron Burgundy is standing by with Fozzie Osbourne)
Burgundy: Mr. Osbourne, a tough loss tonight as you were unable to regain the NIWA North American Championship...where do you go from here?
Fozzie: I don't know what I'm gonna do Ron...
Voice: Oh I'll tell you what you are going to do... (James Bond walks up behind Fozzie Osbourne as the crowd boos Bond) Bond: You're going to go back to being nothing, right where you belong. You wanted to show everyone that you could be a real wrestler...you have no skill, no talent, no ability to be a wrestler, a champion, or anything Fozzie. (Crowd Boos) So go back to being a hardcore misfit, and leave the wrestling...to the professionals. (Bond walks off as Fozzie looks down dejected as Ron just walks off to let Fozzie gather himself. Fozzie then looks over with a look of fire in his eyes.)
(Screen shows Blitz and Chuck Norris heading to the ring, one man confident, the other very unsure. The main event is NEXT)
Non-Title Match
Special Guest Referee: Ganondorf
NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris defeated Blitz via pinfall at 17:04. Ganondorf played a impartial referee but set Blitz up, distracts Blitz by staring him down and gives him a Cut Throat Sign which Blitz then turns around into a Norris Kick and a 3 count. Ganondorf then drags Blitz out of the ring and Blitz is trying to crawl away from "The King of Evil". Norris then celebrates his victory, but then is jumped from behind in the ring by James Bond, the number one contender as he drills Norris in the back of the head with his Money in the Bank briefcase, as Norris tries to stumble to his feet, Bond nails him with the Secret Agent Slam. Show ends with Bond standing over Norris and giving him the hand gesture of shooting him in the head, putting the NIWA Legend down at Annualversary V.