Post by jth on May 4, 2013 12:49:48 GMT -8
NIWA Saturday Night Showdown
Scottrade Center
St. Louis, Missouri
(Show begins recapping a monumental Clash of the Titans IV)
(Camera shows Finkle in the ring)
Finkle: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome...The NIWA World Heavyweight Champion...
(The champion Chuck Norris makes his way to the ring and waves to the fans as he enters the ring and asks for the mike from Finkle who happily abliges. A "Norris" chants breaks out as the music ends)
Norris: Thank you! (Crowd Cheers) Last night, Clash of the Titans IV was one of the toughest battles I have ever personally had to face. Shadow the Hedgehog took me to the absolute limit last night, but in the end I managed to reign victorious. (Crowd Cheers) Many people I have heard were not very happy with Shadow's denial to shake my hand after everything was said and done. (Crowd Boos) But I am willing to let that go, it was an amazing match, and the frustration of not winning the fight of your life, I'm sure was very tough to overcome. But Shadow, just so you know...that whenever you want another shot, I will always be here, ready to accept. (Crowd Cheers) Thank you to everyone to rooted for me, thank you to...
(Just then the theme of James Bond plays and the Money in the Bank Winner is making his way to the ring with the briefcase in his hand which has people confused, Crowd boos Bond as he makes his way into the ring.)
Bond: Chuck Norris, I'm out here right now and I see something out of you that I've never seen you have before...Weakness. (Crowd Boos) Yes, you may have gotten the job done last night, but I see it in your eyes, I see in your body; it took litteraly everything you had last night to get the job done.
Norris: It was a great battle indeed, but I still don't understand why your here...
Bond: I'm out here because I need to tell you that your time is up. (Crowd Boos) As you know, last night, I walked out the Money in the Bank Dragon Match winner, just like I said I would. And like everyone before me, I had planned to cash this in when the time was right, but......(Shakes his head) Unfortunetly for you this is something that can just not wait. Chuck Norris, I am hereby announcing to you and everybody...that I will be cashing in this contract for NIWA World Heavyweight Championship Match in three weeks time at Annualversary V. (Norris looks confused) That is correct Chuck Norris, no sneak attacks, no surprise cash in, because doing it that way will not tell you the problem, you will realize the problem. This needs to be done the proper way this time...I'm not going to jump you, take your title, and shoot you in the back. You have great pride and honor, and I respect you for that, but for that reason is why I need to do this to your face. At Annualversary V, your career will flash before you, as I take your title, (Points his hand like a gun to Norris' head) And shoot you between the eyes. (Crowd Boos)
Norris: Say what you will, at Annualversary V, cash in or no cash in. I will give you everything I have and I will walk out the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion. (Crowd Cheers)
Bond: (Shakes head) No...that's why it needs to be done this way. I know you will be ready, ready to fight. You just won't have enough to beat, because you need to be shown that your time...is done. (Crowd Boos) You won't walk out NIWA World Champion, in fact...you won't walk out.........at all. At Annualversary V, NIWA fans will think the sky is falling as arguably the greatest superstar in NIWA history will realize that it is time...(Crowd Boos) So as far as I'm concerned......Let the Skyfall. (Crowd Boos as Bond drops the mike and leaves the ring. Bond has made it official, James Bond will cash in his Money in the Bank contract at Annualversary V to challenge Chuck Norris for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship!)
(Coming up next, the NIWA Venue Championship will be on the line, as the former champion Agent J will get his rematch against the man who won the title last night in Matt Hazard)
(Screen shows a clip of how Matt Hazard won the NIWA Venue Championship last night in a 6 Pack Challenge at Clash of the Titans IV)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, scheduled for one fall...is for the NIWA Venue Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
NIWA Venue Championship
EMW's Matt Hazard (c) defeated Agent J via pinfall at 10:34 to retain the NIWA Venue Championship
(Backstage, the new NIWA President Mr. CC is on the phone with someone and as the screen pans back, the screen shows three men, Peter Pan who is bandaged up from last night, JTH, and the current NIWA Junior Heavyweight Champion "Las Vegas" Link)
CC: (In his phone) Alright, thanks. (Hangs up)
"LV" Link: What the hell is going on?
JTH: I don't usually agree with the elf, but what is going on?
CC: Well, I just got off the phone with Theo. Now the purpose of the Extreme Anniversary Series EMW is holding was for the winner to recieve a title at his and her's World Champion, and as you all know, James Bond was a part of that competition.
"LV" Link: So?
CC: Well, needless to say, Theo and myself were not planning on Bond cashing in his Money in the Bank so quickly, meaning...there is no further reason for Bond to compete in the Series, therefore we have agreed to remove Bond from it. That's why the three of you are here. Tonight, the three of you will be in a Triple Threat Match against each other, the winner will replace James Bond in the Extreme Anniversary Series, and will claim his seven points that he has. (Crowd Cheers) And just to remind you the stakes, the winner of the series will earn a NIWA or EMW World Heavyweight Title shot.
JTH: I'm down with that...
Peter Pan: No complaints here...
"LV" Link: Okay...I like it. Deal!
CC: Good, now best of luck to the three of you. (Link looks at his two opponents and leaves as JTH and Pan look at each other knowing last night they were partners, tonight there is a bigger prize at stake.)
(Screen shows the Extreme Anniversary Series Standings in the Men's Division)
Road To Extreme Anniversary Series Totals (As Of May 3rd, 2013)
1st: Hugo (17 pts.)
2nd: Jason David Frank (17 pts.)
3rd: Spiderman (14 pts.)
4th: Drew McIntyre (14 pts.)
5th: Bob Sapp (7 pts.)
6th: "Angry Video Game Nerd" James Rolfe (7 pts.)
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7th: JTH/Peter Pan/"Las Vegas" Link (7 pts.)
8th: Jay Lethal (7 pts.)
9th: Shelton Benjamin (7 pts.)
10th: Johnny Bravo (3 pts.)
11th: Tito Ortiz (0 pts.)
12th: Fozzie Osbourne (0 pts.)
Extreme Anniversary Series
Bob Sapp defeated Drew McIntyre and Tito Ortiz pinning Ortiz at 11:45. The pinfall victory earns Sapp 7 points.
(Screen shows James Bond makes his way to the ring holding his contract that he will cash in at Annualversary V, he is set to face Tommy Vercetti...NEXT!)
Money in the Bank Winner James Bond defeated Tommy Vercetti via submission at 12:14
(Coming up next is the Extreme Anniversary Series Qualifying match between Peter Pan, JTH, & "Las Vegas" Link)
(Screen shows a recap of the brutal 6 Man No DQ Match last night at Clash of the Titans IV that saw The Nintendo World emerage the victors)
Extreme Anniversary Series Qualifying Match
Peter Pan defeated "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH & NIWA Junior Heavyweight Champion "Las Vegas" Link at 18:34 via pinning Link to qualify for the Extreme Anniversary Series
(Screen shows of the NIWA Women's Championship last night that saw Blossom come within a hair of becoming the champion again)
(Backstage, Mr. CC and NIWA Commissioner Mr. Clean are standing next to each other and then the screen shows, Blitz who is very worried on his face and booed loudly)
Blitz: Uhh...Mr. C (Gestures to Clean) Mr. CC, I deeply and humblely apoligize for everything that I have done for the past seven months as NIWA President. But I hope observe the positives, (Clean and CC look at each other) I mean, I made unforgetable main events, with epic stipulations, we just saw Chuck Norris versus Shadow the Hedgehog on a Clash of the Titans under my name. Just please...please don't fire me! (Sobs)
CC: Get down on your knees and tell me that. (Crowd Cheers as Blitz looks at him) Go on...
(Blitz reluctantly goes down to a knee)
CC: One knee? What, are you trying to marry me? Both knees.
(Blitz does so as the crowd cheers)
Blitz: Please...don't fire me...please...
CC: (Laughs) Never planned on firing you anyway.
Blitz: WHAT!? (Jolts back to his feet)
CC: Yes. You see, like you said once before...firing you would be "too easy". You see, there...A LOOOOOT of people that want to make your life miserable. And believe me when I tell you, they WILL get that chance. Starting tonight. (Crowd Cheers) Tonight, you're going to face...the first person whose bad side you got on. The one who you stripped the NIWA World Title of. (Crowd Cheers)
Blitz: Oh no no no no.
CC: Oh yes! Tonight...it will be Blitz versus......Shadow the Hedgehog! (Crowd Cheers Loudly as Blitz drops to his knees again as CC and Clean smile at him)
(Screen shows the Extreme Anniversary Series Standings in the Women's Division)
1st: Juliet Starling (27 pts.)
2nd: Catwoman (22 pts.)
3rd: Gina Carano (12 pts.)
4th: Molly Holly (12 pts.)
5th: Buttercup (9 pts.)
6th: "Future Legend" Melissa Anderson (9 pts.)
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7th: Xena, Warrior Princess (7 pts.)
8th: Blossom (7 pts.)
9th: Jenna Haze (7 pts.)
10th: Black Widow (7 pts.)
11th: Gabrielle (2 pts.)
12th: Adrenaline A (0 pts.)
Extreme Anniversary Series
Blossom defeated Juliet Starling via submission at 8:32 with a Perfect Choke (Combonation Armbar-Guillotine Choke). The Submission victory earns Blossom 10 points.
(Screen shows the updated Extreme Anniversary Series Standings)
Men's Division
1st: Hugo (17 pts.)
2nd: Jason David Frank (17 pts.)
3rd: Spiderman (14 pts.)
4th: Drew McIntyre (14 pts.)
5th: Bob Sapp (14 pts.)
6th: "Angry Video Game Nerd" James Rolfe (7 pts.)
----Cut Off----
7th: *Peter Pan* (7 pts.)
8th: Jay Lethal (7 pts.)
9th: Shelton Benjamin (7 pts.)
10th: Johnny Bravo (3 pts.)
11th: Tito Ortiz (0 pts.)
12th: Fozzie Osbourne (0 pts.)
Women's Division
1st: Juliet Starling (27 pts.)
2nd: Catwoman (22 pts.)
3rd: Blossom (17 pts.)
4th: Molly Holly (12 pts.)
5th: Gina Carano (12 pts.)
6th: Buttercup (9 pts.)
----Cut Off----
6th: "Future Legend" Melissa Anderson (9 pts.)
7th: Xena, Warrior Princess (7 pts.)
9th: Jenna Haze (7 pts.)
10th: Black Widow (7 pts.)
11th: Gabrielle (2 pts.)
12th: Adrenaline A (0 pts.)
(Screen shows a video package for Annualversary V to take place on May 31st, from the New Orleans Arena in New Orleans, Louisiana)
Blitz defeated Shadow the Hedgehog at 1:03 via countout after a couple paces with each other, Shadow left the ring and walked out of the match and left, much to Blitz's delight. However it is short lived, as NIWA President makes his way to the rampway.
CC: Well...congradulations on your...(Coughs) Victory tonight, but just to let you know to not get too excited over tonight, because there are a lot of people who have some issues to settle with you...and that starts at Annualversary V. You'll be facing a man, who let's just say, can't wait to get his hands on you.
(Just then the lights go out, and after about ten seconds, they come back on, and Ganondorf is in the middle of the ring with Blitz by the throat and Ganondorf chokeslams him to the mat as CC is just laughing as Blitz is out and Ganondorf stands over him)
CC: Well it seems he's already got his hands on you Blitz. At Annualversary V, you'll be going one on one...with Ganondorf!
(Crowd Cheers as Ganondorf gets right into Blitz's face and gives him a cut throat sign as Ganondorf is looking for revenge after he was fired by Blitz in March. There will be some serious hell to pay for sure!)