NIWA Presents: CLASH OF THE TITANS IV May 3, 2013 14:11:54 GMT -8
Post by jth on May 3, 2013 14:11:54 GMT -8
Clash of the Titans IV
Edward Jones Dome
St. Louis, Missouri
(In a dark room, a figure sits down in a chair. You can't see his face ass he begins to talk)
Voice: How many chances have you had...to become an immortal?
Drew: It's one of the most unbelievable feelings you can imagine...
JTH: To have a chance to be remembered forever...
Pan: To have that chance to be on top of the world...
Norris: To know you're the main attraction of the biggest event of the year...
Blitz: It sends goosebumps down your spine.
Drew: You just have to believe that you belong...
JTH: Believe you can be a legend...
Pan: Despite what others think about who you are and what you look like...
Norris: How old you are...
Blitz: How liked or unliked you are...
Voice: One moment in a person's life, can makes a person's life forever.
(Screen then shows a split shot of each superstar invisioning their Clash of the Titans moments:)
(Drew McIntyre remembering his epic entrance at Clash of the Titans II)
(JTH stealing the show at Clash of the Titans I against "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels)
(Peter Pan shocking the world and winning Money in the Bank at Clash of the Titans III)
(Chuck Norris becoming the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion at Clash of the Titans I)
(Blitz winning his first championship, the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship at Clash of the Titans I)
(The person in the seat appears again...)
Voice: Who's next?
(The "We Will Rock You" Segment of the song begins to play. With every beat showing a different NIWA Superstar: Buttercup, Blossom, Faith Lehane/Shelton Benjamin, Johnny Bravo, James Bond/Chad OchoCinco, Fozzie Osbourne, Tommy Vercetti/Zangief, Chuck Norris, Shadow the Hedgehog)
"Buddy you're a boy make a big noise"
(Screen shows Peter Pan doing a You Can Fly on Mario and does a scroll by his face)
"Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day"
(Screen shows JTH giving a Wrestlemania Kick and shows his face)
"You got mud on yo' face"
"You big disgrace"
"Kickin' your can all over the place"
(Screen shows Drew Mcintyre giving a Future Shock DDT to "Las Vegas" Link and shows his face)
"We will we will rock you"
(Shows clips of Link and shows his face with determination)
"We will we will rock you"
(Screen shows the Marios attacking JTH & Peter Pan and shows them show followed by the NWO logo flashing)
Buddy you're a young man hard man
(Blitz attacking EMW Owner Theo Clardy and shows his face)
Shoutin' in the street gonna take on the world some day
(Zangief giving a Russian National Slam to CC and shows him flexing)
You got blood on yo' face
You big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place
(Screen shows CC and Theo coming to the ring with Baseball Bats and shows them followed by flashing NIWA & EMW logos respectively)
We will we will rock you
(Screen shows NIWA Reporter Ron Burgundy giving Blitz a kick below the belt and shows him holding a mike nodding to the camera)
We will we will rock you
(Shows The Dudley Nephews giving several superstars 3Ds through tables and then shows them gesturing Burgundy to Bring It)
Buddy you're an old man poor man
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day
(Screen shows Chuck Norris holding the NIWA World Title up and shows his with the title over his shoulder)
You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
(Screen shows Shadow the Hedgehog giving a Chaos Kick to Chuck Norris and shows his face with pure focus)
Somebody better put you back in your place
(Screen shows both Norris and Shadow starring at one side of the screen seperately and then play the clips so fast that it looks like they are staring each other down)
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
(Screen shows clips off more superstars and scenes until the song ends and returns to the opening sequence and returns to the man sitting in the chair as the camera begins to slowly pan out)
Voice: Clash of the Titans...where anyone can become a legend...and where legends...(Camera pans out completely and it turns out to be none other than former NIWA Superstar & WWE Hall of Famer "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels with a smile)
HBK: ...live forever! (Screen then fades out to show the "Clash of the Titans IV" logo and fades to black)
(Screen plays the "We Will Rock You" sequence as it goes into the opening preview)
Announcer: And now...NIWA Presents...Clash...of the Titans IV!
(Pyro goes off inside the sold out Edward Jones Dome from St. Louis, Missouri here tonight at Clash of the Titans IV)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: Our opening contest at Clash of the Titans, is the Money in the Bank Dragon Match! (Crowd Cheers Loudly) Now in this match, the ring is surrounded by tables boarded with barbed wire. (As the cameras scrolls through the tables) The Money in the Bank Contract is hanging above the ring, the first superstar to assend a ladder and retrieve the the briefcase will be declared the winner, and will recieve an NIWA World Heavyweight Championship Match at any time they choose, in the upcoming year! (Camera shows the briefcase)
(Tommy Vercetti makes his way to the ring, looking very excited to compete in his first Money in the Bank match for NIWA)
(Shelton Benjmain comes out to a good ovation)
(Fozzie Osbourne makes his way to the ring and gets booed)
(Bravo enters getting lots of cheers)
(James Bond makes his way to the ring very confident as he is booed loudly)
(The new NIWA North American Champion Chad OchoCinco makes his way to the ring to a great ovation as the six men look above them)
Money in the Bank Dragon Match
James Bond wins the Money in the Bank Dragon Match at 21:13 defeating NIWA North American Champion Chad OchoCinco, Tommy Vercetti, Johnny Bravo, Shelton Benjamin, & Fozzie Osbourne. The ending comes with Vercetti looking like he's about to win the match when Bond throws a barbed wire board at his legs which had been weaked after an Ankle Lock during the match which allowed Bond to climb the ladder and win the match.
(Backstage, a TV monitor is showing the current action as the camera pans back, NIWA President Blitz is laughing and getting booed loudly as Zangief is also next to him lifting dumbbells)
Blitz: Well, tonight's the night. Tonight, all the hopes and dreams of every NIWA fan around the world ends as those two goofs try to actually try and hang with us. I mean seriously, I can't even believe I have to do this, I consider this a complete waste of my time. Everything will be in hand tonight, as long as you fill your end of the bargin. (Zangief then looks over at Blitz and drops the bells to the mat and turns)
Zangief: What do you mean "My end of the bargin"? The fact you're even saying that to me, I find it pretty damn insulting!
Blitz: Well, who else is going fail the two of us? I'm the President of this company, and a four NIWA World Champion.
Zangief: Hey, I've been NIWA World Champion too, in case you forgot.
Blitz: (Thinks about it) Actually, I did forget it was so long ago, plus you needed an eighty year old man to do it. (Crowd Oohs)
Zangief: Oh. Well excuse me for remembering your title victories came with the help of a kindergartener, being President, partically having a gun to someone's head to keep another man's job, and of by the way with the help...of ME!
Blitz: ......Okay look. I'm sorry. Look, let's take care of business first, and then we'll talk about all this later. Got that? See ya out there. (Slaps his chest and walks off as Zangief just watches him)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: This, is an Extreme Rules Match, for the EMW World Women's Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
EMW World Women's Championship
Extreme Rules Match
Bustice (c) defeated Megan Fox via pinfall at 11:14 to retain the EMW World Women's Championship
(Backstage, EMW Owner Theo Clardy is watching the aftermath of his headlined match and turns to Mr. CC to an ovation from the fans)
Theo: How ya feeling?
CC: (Sighs) Been better. A lot of pressure, we need to do this. For everybody's sake.
Theo: Hey, don't worry. We'll get it done.
CC: Well it's easy to say that, but what if we don't? What if we fail? Cause we're damn sure not gonna get another shot at this.
Theo: Look...on paper, we ain't better than Blitz and Zangief. We ain't stronger, faster, tougher, or any of that crap. We just gotta go out there and want it more...and we will. (Crowd Cheers) NIWA will be rid of Blitz at the throne after tonight.
CC: ......Right! (Both men fist bump each other and as they look on back to the TV to await the next match)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Championships!
(Beavis and Butthead make their way to the ring getting cheers)
(The champs are booed as they enter)
NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Championships
The Bayside Blondes (c) defeated Beavis & Butthead at 8:41 via A.C. Slater pinning Butthead to retain the NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Championships
(Camera is backstage and shows the current Junior Heavyweight Champion and leader of the Nintendo World Order "Las Vegas" Link with a disturbed look on his face as the crowd boos)
"LV" Link: What...in the hell...are you wearing?
(The camera turns to show NIWA Interviewer Ron Burgundy to the cheer of the crowd, Ron is in an all white wrestling jumpsuit, appearently what he is wearing for his match)
Burgundy: I'm here with The Nintendo World Order, The Marios, "Las Vegas" Link. And tonight the three of you face the...(Link cuts him off laughing)
"LV" Link: Are you serious? (Screams out) You like the Stay Puff Marshmellow Man. Quick, somebody call The Ghostbusters! (Laughs) What were you saying?
Burgundy: I was going to...(Link cuts him off again)
"LV" Link: Just shut up, it doesn't matter what you asked. Just get out of here and go start training...(Laughs as Burgundy just walks off) Tonight at Clash of the Titans IV, The Marios...and myself, "Las Vegas" Link. The Nintendo World Order begin to take over the NIWA, bit...by bit...by bit. Tonight three foolish people, JTH...Peter Pan...and Drew McIntyre. (Crowd Cheers) Think they can stop the NWO...no one had been able to stop us for years. We've been kicking ass of anyone who stands in our way for nearly thirty years. And tonight...The Nintendo World Order...will conquer...and win...again! (Crowd Boos as the Marios and Link stare into the camera with confidence)
(Screen shows a screen shot previewing the main event match for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship between Chuck Norris and Shadow the Hedgehog)
(Shows interviews of fans giving their predictions on who will win the much anticapated main event match)
Fan #1: Gotta go with Chuck Norris, he's the man.
(Screen then shows another fan)
Fan #2: Heart says Chuck Norris...head says Shadow. He's got a motive, a mission...(Nods) I think he's gonna take it.
(Screen shows another fan)
Fan #3: Ultimate Life Form...Shadow all the way. Hats off to Chuck Norris, unbelievable career. Tonight, the young lion takes over.
(Screen shows one final fan)
Fan #4: Chuck Norris ALL THE WAY BABY! (Woos as the camera heads back into the arena)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: This is a Tag Team, in the Women's Extreme Anniversary Series. In this match, only the superstar who obtained the decision will earn points.
(Molly Holly comes out and is followed by her tag team partner Adernaline A)
(Xena and her partner and friend Gabrielle comes out to a hot pop and runs to the ring ready for action)
Women's Extreme Anniversary Series
Molly Holly & Adrenaline A defeated Xena Warrior Princess & Gabrille at 9:42 via Molly Holly rolling up Gabrielle after Gabrille and Xena bumped into each other distracting one another. Molly Holly with the victory earns 7 points.
(Screen shows a video package as to how lowly NIWA interviewer Ron Burgundy has been put into a brutal Handicap Tables Match here tonight at Clash of the Titans IV)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, is the Handicap Tables Match, the only way to win, is to put all members of a side through a table! (Crowd Cheers)
(The Dudleys come out with a table as the mind games begin on their opponent as they enter the ring they wait)
Finkle: And their opponent...Ron Burgundy! (Crowd Cheers Loudly)
(Ron Burgundy comes out to no music as he comes down very slowly and scared in his white wrestling jump suit as the crowd cheers him on, he is very hesitant to get in the ring)
Handicap Tables Match
NIWA Reporter Ron Burgundy defeated The Dudley Nephews at 8:05. The ending comes with The Dudleys trying to give Burgundy a 3D through a table in the ring, but Burgundy gives Ace a nutsack shot on the top turnbuckle and out of desperation shoves him off and Ace crashes into Ted and both go through the table in the ring and the match is over. The crowd is going crazy as Ron Burgundy has overcome the odds and won this Handicap Tables Match at Clash of the Titans IV.
(Screen shows clips of NIWA Axcess that took place during the week)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is the Six Pack Challenge, for the NIWA Venue Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
Six Pack Challenge
NIWA Venue Championship
EMW's Matt Hazard defeated Agent J (c), Spiderman, Jackie Chan, EMW Cruiserweight Champion Shawn Daivari, and Shredder at 13:24 to become the NEW NIWA Venue Champion after rolling J up with the jeans grabbed after J hit the Nuralizer on Daivari.
(Screen shows a video package of the upcoming No DQ 6 Man Tag Match between The Nintendo World Order against the unlikely tandum of JTH, Peter Pan, & Drew McIntyre)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, is the No Disqualification, Six Man Tag Match. (Crowd Cheers Loudly) There are no disqualifications, and no countouts. The only way to win is by pinfall or submission.
(Peter Pan comes out to the ring to a great ovation)
(JTH comes out in a blue on white/blue/light blue attire as he pulls out something new for the biggest event of the year, he does his tribute HBK poses and pryo as he gets in the ring)
(Drew comes out in his classic original "Sinister Scotsman" Attire though he is still dawning a headband)
(Screen goes static)
(Link comes out with the Junior Heavyweight Championship around his waist to a great amount of boos while in an all black tunic reverting to his classic NWO days, the Marios are right along in their classic NWO gear as well)
No Disqualification Six Man Tag
The Nintendo World Order defeated Drew McIntyre, Peter Pan, & "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH at 19:35 via "Las Vegas" Link pinning Peter Pan after giving Pan a ZDT onto the steel steps, both McIntyre and JTH were handcuffed by the Marios and were defenseless and unable to help their partner as The Marios and Link lead a 3 on 1 on Peter Pan.
(Screen shows a video package of NIWA's Annualversary V, which will take place on May 31st, from the New Orleans Arena)
(Camera shows Howard Finkle in the ring)
Finkle: Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to announce that Clash of the Titans IV, has set a brand new attendence record, here in Edward Jones Dome in St. Louis. The National Internet Wrestling Alliance is happy to thank you...our 71,121 fans, here tonight! Thank You! (Crowd Cheers)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is the Triple Threat Match, for the NIWA World Women's Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
(Blossom makes her way to the ring with the girl's old PPG music to a great reaction)
(Buttercup comes out to a great amount of cheers)
(Faith comes out to a chorus of boos with the NIWA World Women's Championship)
Triple Threat Match
NIWA World Women's Championship
EMW's Faith Lehane (c) defeated Buttercup & Blossom at 10:44 to retain the NIWA World Women's Championship pinning Buttercup after Blossom hit Perfectly Painful and then got thrown out of the ring.
(Screen shows a video package of the much anticipated Tag Match to determine the fate of who will run NIWA after tonight)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following tag team match up, has the NIWA Presidency...on...the line! (Crowd Cheers Loudly)
(Blitz and Zangief gets heavily booed as the vemon of the fans is appearent. The fans know that Blitz will try everything he can to win here tonight.)
(Backstage, the door to CC and Clardy's dressing room opens and the two emerge, the two notice as the camera pans out that a line of NIWA Superstars are lined both sides giving a path in the middle to walk past them. Then suddenly a small, slow clap begins as the line of NIWA Superstars, good guys and bad guys alike right now are in the corner of Mr. CC and Theo Clardy. The clap gets louder and faster as CC and Theo goes further down and the crowd begins to get into it as well and CC and Theo then are near the curtain area as Blitz and Zangief look on in the ring)
(EMW Owner Theo Clardy & Mr. CC comes out to a great show of support as they look to rid Blitz as NIWA President)
Blitz's Job as NIWA President on line
Mr. CC & EMW Owner Theo Clardy defeated NIWA President Blitz & EMW World Heavyweight Champion Zangief at 18:25 via CC pinning Blitz to end Blitz's reign as NIWA President. With the help of Quinton "Rampage" Jackson, Theo Clardy managed to lure Zangief away from the ring. After the match, Zangief gets back in the ring to check on Blitz, but when Blitz gets up, Blitz starts yelling at Zangief and then slaps him in the face, Zangief then gets infuritated and clotheslines Blitz to the mat and Zangief leaves the ring leaving Blitz out as President of the company, and out cold.
(Screen shows a video package of the Main Event of the evening...Chuck Norris...Shadow the Hedgehog! NIWA World Heavyweight Championship. Package ends showing both men holding the NIWA World Title in a hand each)
(Camera shows a wide view of the standing, cheering crowd as they await the main event match)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship! (Crowd Cheers Very Loudly)
(A Huge Pop erupts at the sound of Norris' theme hitting and "Texas Ranger" Chuck Norris comes out in a cowboy hat and trench coat, with the NIWA World Title)
(Shadow comes out to a great ovation with some boos as he is dead set to win back the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship)
NIWA World Heavyweight Championship
Chuck Norris (c) defeated Shadow the Hedgehog at 24:46 to retain the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship. Chuck Norris countered Shadow's Chaos Kick right into a Norris Kick in midair to achieve the pinfall, it was the third Norris Kick that Norris had connected with to obtain the victory. After the match, Norris looked to shake the hand of Shadow...but Shadow declined and walked off and out of the arena. Norris is left in the ring to celebrate with the fans as pryo goes off from an unforgettable NIWA Clash of the Titans IV!