Post by jth on Apr 27, 2013 12:45:28 GMT -8
NIWA Saturday Night Showdown
Sprint Center
Kansas City, Missouri
(Show begins recapping last week's SNS that saw a huge 10 Man Tag Match, tonight the champion and challenger for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship will be in action as Shadow the Hedgehog will go one on one with Zangief and NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris will be in Non-Title Action against the man who in 7 days may no longer be the President of NIWA, Blitz)
Shadow the Hedgehog defeated Zangief via pinfall at 9:26
(Screen shows the rules for the Extreme Anniversary Series)
Submission Victory: 10 points
Pinfall Victory: 7 points
Countout Victory: 5 Points
Disqualification Victory: 3 points
Draw: 2 points
Disqualification Loss: -10 Points
(Screen then shows the updated stats going into tonight's final matches of Week 2)
1st: Hugo (17 pts.)
2nd: Spiderman (14 pts.)
3rd: Jason David Frank (10 pts.)
4th: Bob Sapp (7 pts.)
5th: James Bond (7 pts.)
6th: Drew McIntyre (7 pts.)
----Cut Off----
7th: "Angry Video Game Nerd" James Rolfe (7 pts.)
8th: Jay Lethal (7 pts.)
9th: Johnny Bravo (3 pts.)
10th: Shelton Benjamin (0 pts.)
11th: Tito Ortiz (0 pts.)
12th: Fozzie Osbourne (0 pts.)[/b][/i]
Extreme Anniversary Series Tag Match
(Only Superstar who earns the pinfall obtains the points)
Bob Sapp & Drew McIntyre defeated Jason David Frank & Tito Ortiz at 11:13 via Drew McIntyre pinning Jason David Frank. Drew McIntyre with the victory earns 7 points. After the match and Sapp has left in disgust after not obtaining the pinfall, McIntyre is attacked by the Nintendo World Order 3 on 1 as the Marios hold Drew, Link grabs a chair and smashes Drew on the once injured wrist. Link and The Marios only get one shot though as Peter Pan and JTH run out as fast as they can with chairs as well. Link tosses the chair in JTH's direction who smashes it back with his own sending it hurling back, but the NWO is able to get a away without damage as Pan tends to Drew's arm as JTH looks on as the NWO heads to the back unscaved.
(Ron Burgundy is backstage ready for an interview)
Burgundy: Joining me at this time is the NIWA Venue Champion, Agent J. (Crowd Cheers) J it has just been confirmed that at Clash of the Titans IV, you will be defending your NIWA Venue Championship in a 6 Pack Challenge against the likes of Spiderman, and Jackie Chan from NIWA, and the likes of Matt Hazard, Shredder, and Davari from EMW. What do you make of the odds being putting so detramental to you.
J: Detramental? Do you even know what that word means?
Burgundy: Well...no actually. I just learned it in a English Class, it just sounded right.
J: Figures. The fact of the matter is this, I've dealt with aliens, monsters, robots, andriods, worms, bugs, and everything else the galactical universe can throw at me, yet I'm standing here. And looking good doing it. Agent J will dance into Clash of the Titans IV as champion and he's gonna dance out just the same. (J suddenly then stops and looks at Burgundy) Seriously though...are you really the guy that's competing at Clash of the Titans?
Burgundy: Yep.
(J observes him over and stares at him)
J: Damn! (Walks off and Burgundy becomes even more unsure of himself)
Non-Title Match
NIWA Venue Champion Agent J defeated EMW's Matt Hazard via pinfall at 8:57
(Screen now shows the updated Women's Standings in the Extreme Anniversary Series)
1st: Juliet Starling (27 pts.)
2nd: Catwoman (17 pts.)
3rd: Gina Carano (10 pts.)
4th: Xena, Warrior Princess (7 pts.)
5th: "Future Legend" Melissa Anderson (7 pts.)
6th: Blossom (7 pts.)
----Cut Off----
7th: Black Widow (7 pts.)
8th: Molly Holly (5 pts.)
9th: Gabrielle (2 pts.)
10th: Buttercup (2 pts.)
11th: Adrenaline A (0 pts.)
12th: Jenna Haze (0 pts.)[/b][/i]
Extreme Anniversary Series Tag Match
(Only Superstar who earns the pinfall obtains the points)
Gina Carano & Buttercup defeated Molly Holly & Gabrielle at 10:15 via Buttercup pinning Gabrielle. Buttercup with the pinfall victory earns 7 points. After the match, an upset Molly Holly helps Gabrielle up, only to attack her and knock her back down to the mat upset that Gabrielle loses the match. Just then Xena runs out to aide her friend and takes Molly Holly down with a Xena Spear as she rolls out of the ring, Xena helps her friend up.
(Screen now shows the updated standings for both the men and women's division)
Men's Division
1st: Hugo (17 pts.)
2nd: Spiderman (14 pts.)
3rd: Drew McIntyre (14 pts.)
4th: Jason David Frank (10 pts.)
5th: Bob Sapp (7 pts.)
6th: "Angry Video Game Nerd" James Rolfe (7 pts.)
----Cut Off----
7th: James Bond (7 pts.)
8th: Jay Lethal (7 pts.)
9th: Johnny Bravo (3 pts.)
10th: Shelton Benjamin (0 pts.)
11th: Tito Ortiz (0 pts.)
12th: Fozzie Osbourne (0 pts.)[/b][/i]
Women's Division
1st: Juliet Starling (27 pts.)
2nd: Catwoman (17 pts.)
3rd: Gina Carano (10 pts.)
4th: Buttercup (9 pts.)
5th: Xena, Warrior Princess (7 pts.)
6th: Blossom (7 pts.)
----Cut Off----
7th: Black Widow (7 pts.)
8th: "Future Legend" Melissa Anderson (7 pts.)
9th: Molly Holly (5 pts.)
10th: Gabrielle (2 pts.)
11th: Adrenaline A (0 pts.)
12th: Jenna Haze (0 pts.)[/b][/i]
(Screen shows a video package for the biggest event of the year, Clash of the Titans IV, scheduled for this Friday, May 3rd from the Edward Jones Dome in St. Louis, Missouri)
(Ron Burgundy is backstage for an interview)
Burgundy: Joining me right now is Fozzie Osbourne. (Crowd Boos) Fozzie needless to say, it has been a rough week for you. You lost the NIWA North American Championship to Chad OchoCinco, then lost on EMW Showtime, now you're heading into Clash of the Titans on the downside. How do you bounce back from this?
Fozzie: I win the Money in the Bank. I need to win. I don't care who stands in my way, I have to win this match at Clash of the Titans. (James Bond then walks behind who gets booed)
Bond: Hate to be the barren of bad news my friend. But that contract is mine, the NIWA World Title is mine.
Fozzie: Hey, I'm not afraid of you. I'm not afraid of anyone. And don't forget in NIWA past, I stole that briefcase from under your nose. Come this Friday, I may just do it again. (Walks off as Bond looks on)
The Dudley Nephews defeated Beavis & Butthead at 10:45 via Ted Dudley pinning Beavis after a 3-D off a distraction from the Bayside Blondes who were out at ringside. The Bayside Blondes then tell the Dudleys to get the tables. Two tables are set up and the Bayside Blondes help lift Beavis and Butthead onto the shoulders of a Dudley each on the top turnbuckles, and the Dudleys give Powerbombs to each one off the top through tables taking them both out. The Bayside Blondes taunt the challengers they have for Clash of the Titans IV as The Dudley Nephews leaves. Meanwhile Backstage, NIWA Interviewer Ron Burgundy looks on with a scared look on his face, could that be Burgundy's fate at Clash of the Titans IV?
(A Video Promo is aired featuring Mr. CC & EMW Owner Theo Clardy)
CC: October 5th...2012. It was the worse night in the history of NIWA. The night I lost the rights of NIWA President to you Blitz.
(Screen shows the clip of the ending of the match at A Change of Seasons between Mr. CC & Blitz)
Clardy: And from that moment, not only did the NIWA suffer, but it trickled over into the EMW as well.
(Shows clips of Blitz and Zangief attacking Theo and other EMW superstars on EMW programming)
CC: But in 7 days, May 3rd, 2013. We will put it all to an end.
Clardy: Sure we're not athelets, we're not wrestling regulars. But we have heart, determination, and a will to win.
CC: And we will win. At Clash of the Titans IV. NIWA and EMW fans will rejoice together, for the reign of NIWA President Blitz, will end. (Crowd Cheers)
(Backstage, NIWA President Blitz laughs at their promo)
Blitz: Are you kidding me? What a joke. (As Blitz and Zangief continue to laugh at the segment)
NIWA North American Champion Chad OchoCinco & Tommy Vercetti defeated James Bond & Fozzie Osbourne at 12:43 via Tommy Vercetti making Fozzie Osbourne submit to the Vice City Vice. Bond had left the ringside during the match to leave Fozzie to fend for himself 2 on 1.
Screen shows the official match card for Clash of the Titans IV:
Blitz's Job as NIWA President on line
NIWA President Blitz & EMW World Heavyweight Champion Zangief vs. Mr. CC & EMW Owner Theo Clardy
Money in the Bank Dragon Match
NIWA North American Champion Chad OchoCinco vs. Tommy Vercetti vs. Johnny Bravo vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. James Bond vs. Fozzie Osbourne
No Disqualification 6 Man Tag
Drew McIntyre, Peter Pan, & "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH vs. The Nintendo World Order
Triple Threat Match
NIWA World Women's Championship
EMW's Faith Lehane (c) vs. Buttercup vs. Blossom
NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Championships
The Bayside Blondes (c) vs. Beavis & Butthead
6 Pack Challenge
NIWA Venue Championship
Agent J (c) vs. Spiderman vs. Jackie Chan vs. EMW's Matt Hazard vs. vs. EMW Cruiserweight Champion Shawn Daivari vs. Shredder
Handicap Tables Match
NIWA Reporter Ron Burgundy vs. The Dudley Nephews
NIWA World Heavyweight Championship
Chuck Norris (c) vs. Shadow the Hedgehog
(Screen shows the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris making his way to the ring, it's Chuck Norris vs. Blitz on the final SNS before Clash of the Titans IV! NEXT!)
Non-Title Match
NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris defeated NIWA President Blitz via DQ at 16:21 after Zangief interfered. Zangief and Blitz are attacking Norris until the lights go out, Shadow's theme then hits and then the challenger runs out and takes out both Blitz and Zangief who head to the outside. Shadow then grabs a mike as he heads over to Chuck Norris and holds out his hand, which Norris slowly abides and allows Shadow to pull him up, but when he does, Shadow pulls Norris in close and holds up the mike to his mouth.
Shadow: Just remember...you will never...beat me! (Shadow begins to pull away, but Norris holds on and pulls Shadow back in and takes the mike from Shadow)
Norris: Just remember Shadow...you'll never...beat me. (Crowd Oohs and cheers as the two have faces showing that they are ready to go.)
(But who will be the new NIWA World Heavyweight Champion, who will rule NIWA at night's end. FIND OUT AT CLASH OF THE TITANS IV!)