Post by theoc71 on Apr 16, 2013 19:37:35 GMT -8
In memory of those lost in the tragedy in Boston Tuesday.
EMW ShowTime
Wednesday April 17th, 2013
Valley View Casino Center
San Diego, California
The show began with video stills of the controversial ending to the EMW World Heavyweight Championship Match between Quinton "Rampage" Jackson and Zangief at Interactive Insanity last Sunday where Jackson became the EMW World Heavyweight Champion for the third time but not without controversy as the referee counted Zangief's shoulders down for the three count but didn't see Jackson's shoulders were down as well.
In the ring, EMW Owner Theo Clardy is in the ring with microphone in hand and then addresses the crowd.
Theo Clardy: Ladies and gentlemen, as you all just saw, last Sunday's Interactive Insanity Mega Event ended in controversy with the pinfall that happened in that match. Now the EMW Board Of Directors along with myself have looked at the video tape and we had called EMW Senior Referee Nick Patrick who apologized to me about the mistake. After much thinking, I have decided to bring in the two men that were apart of the EMW World Heavyweight Championship Match last night. First of all lets bring out the current EMW World Heavyweight Champion Quinton "Rampage" Jackson.
EMW World Heavyweight Champion Quinton "Rampage" Jackson arrives in street clothes holding the EMW World Heayweight title over his right shoulder, getting a monster pop from the crowd. Jackson then enters the ring and then Clardy talks to Jackson.
Thep Clardy: Now Rampage, I would have to inform you that after looking at what happened. The Board Of Directors and myself had come to decision and as much as it pains me to do this. Rampage, you have to hand me the EMW World Heavyweight Championship.
The crowd boos at the decision as Rampage puts his head down and feels dissapointed then he hands the title belt to Theo Clardy.
Theo Clardy: As of this time, I would like to have Zangief to come to the ring.
Zangief and NIWA President Blitz are all smiles as they make their way to the ring as Clardy and Jackson looked on with dissapointed looks on their faces. They then enter the ring and Blitz has a microphone and talks to Theo.
Blitz: Theo, for once you are making the right decision in giving the EMW World Heavyweight title back to Zangief...You really was trying to pull a fast one on us, do ya?! Well, it seems that you became a victim...
Theo Clardy: Blitz, I know that you were told this more time than many, but SHUT UP!!! (Crowd Cheers) As for giving the World title back to Zangief...I never once said that was going to happen! (Crowd Cheers Louder as Zangief and Blitz are confused) Guys, you see the decision is that as of right now...The EMW World Heavyweight Championship is held up! Now there is one way that we can settle all of this and it will be at EMW's next Mega Event, Hell's Playground as Quinton "Rampage" Jackson takes on Zangief! (Crowd Cheers) Not only that, but this match like all matches in the card will take place inside the HELL IN A CELL!!! (Crowd Cheers Louder) Also...THERE MUST BE A WINNER!!! (Crowd Cheers) Now as for tonight, we will have a Tag Team Match between you Zangief and you Blitz against Quinton "Rampage" Jackson and his partner will be...the NIWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION CHUCK NORRIS!!!
The crowd cheers as Theo Clardy leaves the ring and Rampage Jackson leaves as well as Blitz and Zangief look on with angered looks on their faces as we go to commercial.
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*The Manliest Replay Of The Week Sponsored by Dr. Pepper Ten*
Video Stills are shown of Hugo winning the Gauntlet Match in the Road To Extreme Anniversary Series at Interactive Insanity.[/center]
"The Beast" Bob Sapp def. "The Huntington Beach Bad Boy" Tito Ortiz in a Road To Extreme Anniversary Match via pinfall after the Muscle Buster. With the pinfall win, Bob Sapp gets 7 points in the Road To Extreme Anniversary Series. During the match it was announced that there will be two more matches in the Road To Extreme Anniversary Series as Hugo will face "Angry Video Game Nerd" James Rolfe and Jason David Frank takes on Jay Lethal.
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Jason David Frank with Ari Gold def. Jay Lethal in a Road To Extreme Anniversary Series Match via submission with the Rear Naked Choke. With the submission win, Jason David Frank gets 10 Points in the Road To Extreme Anniversary Series.
Backstage, EMW Cruiserweight Champion Shawn Daivari is seen making his way to the ring. Coming up next, he defends the EMW Cruiserweight Championship against Scott Pilgrim.
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EMW Cruiserweight Champion Shawn Daivari def. Scott Pilgrim via submission with the Camel Clutch. After the match, Daivari refused to let go of the hold but then the lights go out and then Static is shown on ExtremeVision and an unknown voice heard.
: I told you, I was coming back....
The lights go back on and THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC IS IN THE RING BEHIND SHAWN DAIVARI!!! The crowd goes nuts as Daivari turned around and then Critic kicks Daivari in the gut and hits the Nostalgia Trip. Critic then grabs the Cruiserweight Championship belt and then grabs a microphone then begins to speak...
Nostalgia Critic: I'm the Nostalgia Critic...And I am back in EMW to remember it...So YOU DON'T HAVE TO!!!!
Nostalgia Critic's theme hits as Critic holds up the Cruiserweight title belt as the crowd cheers loudly.
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Hugo with Poison def. "Angry Video Game Nerd" James Rolfe in a Road To Extreme Anniversary Series Match via pinfall after the Hugo Slam. With the pinfall win, Hugo gets 7 Points in the Road To Extreme Anniversary Series.
Road To Extreme Anniversary Series Totals (As Of April 17th, 2013)
1st: Hugo (27 pts.)
2nd: Jason David Frank (10 pts.)
3rd: Bob Sapp (7 pts.)
4th: Drew McIntyre (0 pts.)
5th: James Bond (0 pts.)
6th: Spiderman (0 pts.)
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7th: Johnny Bravo (0 pts.)
8th: Fozzie Osbourne (0 pts.)
9th: Shelton Benjamin (0 pts.)
10th: "Angry Video Game Nerd" James Rolfe (0 pts.)
11th: Tito Ortiz (o pts.)
12th: Jay Lethal (0 pts.)
Backstage, Quinton "Rampage" Jackson and Chuck Norris make their way to the ring for their Tag Team Main Event against NIWA President Blitz & Zangief up next.
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From the broadcast booth at ringside, Johnny Gomez announced that in a rematch from last week's Interactive Insanity, the Bayside Blondes will defend the Unified EMW/NIWA World Tag Team Championship against Duke Nukem & Terrell Owens.
Quinton "Rampage" Jackson & NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris def. Zangief & NIWA President Blitz via pinfall when Chuck Norris pinned Blitz after the Chuck Norris Kick. The show concludes with Jackson and Norris celebrating the Tag Team win.