Post by jth on Apr 13, 2013 13:00:51 GMT -8
NIWA Saturday Night Showdown
Allstate Arena
Rosemont, Illinois
(Screen shows a video package of past Clash of the Titans Events)
Announcer: As NIWA prepares for Clash of the Titans...tonight on Saturday Night Showdown. We look to celebrate the Past! Tonight on a special event, matches from Clash of the Titans Past will take place. As soon superstars look to repeat history, while others will try to avenge history. Kick back, Relax, and enjoy a Blast to the Past. As we celebrate "Clash of the Titans: Rewind"! (Screen fades to black with a look of the Clash of the Titans IV logo)
(NIWA President Blitz is in the ring to a chorus of boos)
Blitz: Here tonight the NIWA wishes to live in the past with "Clash of the Titans Rewind", and they also asked me to take part in this event, for me to face a man I once faced at Clash of the Titans I in Peter Pan. (Crowd Cheers) Which is fine, everyone here tonight can live in the past if they want. But everyone here tonight should pay attention to the future, the very near future. At Clash of the Titans IV, NIWA's last chance to try and rid me as NIWA President will take effect, by the hands of Mr. CC and EMW Owner Theo Clardy. Pardon me while I laugh! (Laughs Hysterically as the boos come out) Theo, you wanna use a baseball to try and show that you're equal to me. Go right ahead, but let me remind you Theo. This match at Clash of the Titans IV is not a No Disqualification Match, no no...this is an actual...wrestling match. So you can throw every obstacle you want at me at your show, whatever. But come Clash of the Titans IV, you and CC will have to beat Zangief and myself...wrestling! Yeah good luck with that, so my suggestion is to you Theo and CC, put down your baseball bats, and put on your wrestling gear; as hidious as that sounds, and you better start training. Because what a shame it would be Theo, if your temper cost your team this match at Clash of the Titans, and you would be the sole reason for these fans to never be rid of me as NIWA President, you want that burden Theo? Good luck, you'll need it. (Crowd Boos and starts a "You Suck" Chant)
Blitz: With that out of the way, this now brings me to my second announcement; which concerns...a certain...interviewer...in the back. Ron Burgundy. (Crowd Cheers) Ron I told you would be rewarded for standing up to me on multiple occassions in the past weeks. And that reward was for your first match ever on an NIWA Supershow, at none other than Clash of the Titans IV. But Ron, you're gonna regret ever trying to stand up to me and defend people around here. You wanna be a hero Ron, you'll get your chance at Clash of the Titans IV, when you face.........The Dudley Nephews! (Crowd Boos) Wanna be a hero now Burgundy; oh but don't worry Ron, I know just like CC and Theo Clardy, you're an untrained athlet, so pinning The Dudleys would be completely unfair to you, so I decided to give you a more fair chance...I've decided to make it a...Handicap Tables Match! (Crowd Boos as he drops the mike and smiles in greedy evilness. Blitz has laid down the law on Ron Burgundy, as the unlikely NIWA Interviewer has now been forced into a Handicap Tables Match at Clash of the Titans IV against the Dudley Nephews)
Clash of the Titans Rewind Match
NIWA President Blitz defeated Peter Pan via rollup with the tights at 14:43 after Peter Pan was distracted by the NWO's theme hitting, though they did not ever come out. After the match, EMW Owner Theo Clardy is seen coming down the rampway with a baseball bat in hand and Blitz takes a shot to the midsection as the two continue their fued to EMW's next CPV. Clardy looks to give Blitz a second shot, but Clardy is taking down from behind by the EMW World Heavyweight Champion Zanigef to a chorus of boos. Zangief then grabs Theo and throws him down the rampway and Theo stops by the ringside as he is bruised up by the bumps on the steel grates. Zangief carries Blitz to the back, though both men did their damage. Once Zangief and Blitz are gone, Mr. CC comes out to check on Theo Clrady, CC and EMTs check on him as he is still in rough shape after the series of attacks over the past several weeks.
(Screen shows that later tonight will be many other Clash of the Titans Rewind Matches, which will include matches of the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship from past events: Chuck Norris vs. Zangief from Clash of the Titans I & Shadow the Hedgehog vs. "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH from Clash of the Titans III)
6 Man Interpromtional Tag Match
NIWA Venue Champion Agent J, Jackie Chan, & Spiderman defeated EMW's Matt Hazard, EMW Cruiserweight Champion Shaun Davari, & Shredder via Agent J pinning Shaun Davari at 8:13. After the match the NIWA guys start dancing to J's MIB theme, although it looks like Chan is doing more of a "Fandango" dance to which J looks at him like a fool.
(Screen shows coming up next is a rematch from Clash of the Titans I, which will be a champion vs. champion non-title match as EMW World Heavyweight Champion Zangief will go one on one with the current NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris, that match is next)
Clash of the Titans Rewind Match
NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris defeated EMW World Heavyweight Champion Zangief via pinfall at 11:46
(Screen shows a video package for the biggest event of the year, Clash of the Titans IV, to take place from the Edward Jones Dome on May 3rd in St. Louis, Missouri)
(Meanwhile backstage, the current NIWA World Women's Champion Faith Lehane is with the NIWA Commissioner Mr. Clean as she has been for the past couple weeks)
Mr. Clean: So what is it that you what this week Faith?
Faith: Well I figured it would do no good to come here and whine and complain about something that isn't going to change so...
Mr. Clean: (Cuts her off) So why are you here?
Faith: Well with the spirit of this being Clash of the Titans Rewind, I seem to recall a Clash of the Titans match that featured my two opponents at this year's event in Blossom and Buttercup. (Crowd Cheers) So I say in the spirit of tonight's show, we maybe, relive that match? (Crowd Boos and Cheers)
Mr. Clean: (Ponders over it) I'll tell you what Faith...I'll make the match, but not because you want it, but because these fans deserve it. (Crowd Cheers)
Faith: Excellent! Ta Ta Cle...(Clean grabs a hold of her hand keeping her there to make her stay)
Mr. Clean: And just in case you had any ideas of interfering in that match. Should you do so, I will strip you of the title, and remove you from the match at Clash of the Titans IV. (Crowd Cheers) Understood?
Faith: ...Yes...(Slowly walks away)
(Screen shows a clip from Clash of the Titans I, where Beavis & Butthead challenged the then NIWA World Tag Team Champions The Warios, which saw the Warios emerage in victory)
(Coming up next, these two teams face off again for the right to face the EMW/NIWA Unified Tag Team Champions at Clash of the Titans IV)
#1 Contender's Match
Clash of the Titans Rewind Match
Beavis & Butthead defeated The Warios via Beavis pinning Waluigi at 8:53 to become the number one contender's for the NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Championships at Clash of the Titans IV. Backstage, the current champion Bayside Blondes look at their upcoming challengers in complete shock as these two polar opposites are set to face at NIWA's biggest event.
(Ron Burgundy, still shoken up from Blitz's announcement eariler in the evening, is backstage for an interview)
Burgundy: Joining me right now, is the current NIWA North American Champion, Fozzie Osbourne. (Crowd Boos) Fozzie, over the past couple of weeks, fellow Money in the Bank competitor James Bond has pretty much assured that will be walking out of Clash of the Titans IV with the Money in the Bank contract. Would you care to comment on that?
Fozzie: (Snickers) James Bond Bond might end up like you...he might not walk out of Clash of the Titans...period! (Crowd Boos as he laughs at Burgundy's misfortune) The Money in the Bank Contract is something I want, it's something I need, ...something I deserve. And when Clash of the Titans IV is complete, I will walk out not only the NIWA North American Champion, but also as a future NIWA World Heavyweight Champion...(Crowd Boos) (Just then fellow Money in the Bank combatant Chad OchoCinco shows up to a cheer of the crowd)
OchoCinco: Child please! (Crowd Cheers) Kid not only are you going not walk out with the briefcase, but you're not walking out with that either. (Points to Fozzie's North American Championship) And that's because, you ain't even gonna walk into Clash of the Titans with that.
Fozzie: The hell I am!
OchoCinco: Oh, the hell you not. Because NIWA Commissioner Mr. Clean just told me that next week. You're putting that on the line against...well you know...Ocho...(Crowd Chants "Cinco") Have Fun! (Walks off as Fozzie looks frustrated)
Non-Title Match
NIWA Junior Heavyweight Champion "Las Vegas" Link defeated Drew McIntyre via submission at 16:21 after Drew took a shoulder first shot to an exposed turnbuckle that allowed Link to lock on the Triforce Lock.
(Screen shows clips of Clash of the Titans II, which saw a brutal Buried Alive Match between Buttercup and then "Narcissist" Blossom that saw Blossom win the match)
(Now per request of the NIWA World Women's Champion, these two sisters will face off again next!)
Clash of the Titans Rewind Match
Blossom defeated Buttercup via pinfall at 10:00. Buttercup was hesitant, but shook her sister's hand and hugged after the match.
(Screen shows JTH & Shadow the Hedgehog making their way to the ring, coming up next is the main event of the evening)
(Screen shows clips from Clash of the Titans III that saw for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship, Shadow the Hedgehog defeated "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH for the title. Ironcially the Special Guest Referee in that match was none other then the current World Champion, Chuck Norris)
Clash of the Titans Rewind Match
"Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH defeated Shadow the Hedgehog via DQ at 19:42 after the Nintendo World Order came out and attacked JTH. Shadow just rolled to the outside and watched as the NWO seemed to have no interest in him. Afterwards, Drew McIntyre, Peter Pan, and NIWA World Champion Chuck Norris to avenge a fallen JTH and fight off the NWO as they retreat. Drew then gets in Shadow's face complaing why he didn't help them, but Shadow doesn't answer and begins to head to the back. Drew and Pan help JTH to his feet as Norris watches Shadow walk to the back, although Shadow gives a quick glance that to the ring before leaving again. It's clear that Shadow the Hedgehog is not interested in helping in anyone else's fight, he's focused on his own fight; with Chuck Norris at Clash of the Titans IV.