Post by jth on Mar 30, 2013 13:09:36 GMT -8
NIWA Saturday Night Showdown
Wells Fargo Arena
Des Moines, Iowa
(Show begins with NIWA President Blitz sitting behind his office desk getting booed loudly)
Blitz: For those who missed EMW's Showtime, not that I blame you. CC announced that his partner for our tag match at Clash of the Titans IV would be...(Begins Laughing continuous for about 15 seconds until he catches his breath) Theo Clardy?! (Blitz begins to laugh again as he face plants on his desk) I mean seriously, do you really want your company back or not CC? Clardy? Really? Well suit yourself CC. But tonight, since I am still in charge, and since Theo Clardy has not seen action in a wrestling ring in god knows when, I say we allow Theo Clardy to get back in ring condition shall we? That's why right here tonight, EMW Owner Theodore Clardy will go one on one...with the EMW World Champion Zangief! (Crowd Boos) But don't worry, this will be a fair one on one fight, for there will be no outside interference, from anybody. Anyone who interferes in this match, will be fired on the spot. Thank you...and enjoy your night! (Laughs)
(Tonight in an epic encounter, champion and challenger for the NIWA World Championship at Clash of the Titans IV will sign the contract and make the match official. Shadow the Hedgehog and Chuck Norris will be in the same ring at the same time as they continue their road to The Clash)
(Coming up next, 2 more spots in the Money in the Bank Dragon Match will be decided in two singles matches. Lately on it will be Johnny Bravo going one on one with Luis Lopez, and coming up next, Jackie Chan will going one on one with the current NIWA North American Champion, Fozzie Osbourne)
Money in the Bank Dragon Qualifying Match
NIWA North American Champion Fozzie Osbourne defeated Jackie Chan via pinfall at 9:24
(Backstage, Mr. CC is in the locker room as he meets up with the owner of EMW, Theodore Clardy)
CC: Ya alright?
Clrady: Well it looks like I put this on myself.
CC: Don't worry about it...this will just make it all the more satisifying when we beat those fools at Clash of the Titans.
Clardy: Trust me...I'll feel a lot better when Blitz is down and out of the top.
CC: I will too, no question about that. Good luck tonight. (CC walks off leaving Clardy in the ring)
Clardy: Yeah...I'll need it...
Money in the Bank Dragon Qualifying Match
Johnny Bravo defeated Luis Lopez via pinfall at 9:14
(Screen shows a video package for the biggest event of the year, Clash of the Titans IV, to take place on May 3rd at the Edward Jones Dome in St. Louis, Missouri)
Non-Title Match
Beavis & Butthead defeated NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Champions The Bayside Blondes via Butthead pinning Z. Morris after a 720 DDT (Shut Up Beavis)
(Screen shows last week's footage of a match between Blossom and Buttercup to determine the number one contender for the NIWA World Women's Championship at The Clash, the match ended in a double pin.)
(The clip ends and the current champion EMW's Faith Lehane is with NIWA Commissioner Mr. Clean)
Faith: I can't believe this! You're forcing me to defend my title against both of them at Clash of the Titans IV, either of them even won, that's what the point of "Draw" is.
Clean: Rules are the rules. They both proved they earned a shot at the NIWA World Women's Championship. (Crowd Cheers)
Faith: Really, how am I supposed to know they didn't do that on purpose knowing you would give them both a title shot?
Clean: Sucks doesn't it? (Crowd Cheers and Faith has a fit as she leaves the room)
James Bond defeated Tommy Vercetti via pinfall at 14:45
(Screen shows JTH, Peter Pan, & Drew McIntyre heading to the ring, up next; JTH & Peter Pan will be in tag action leading up to their No Disqualification 6 Man Tag Match with the Nintendo World Order at Clash of the Titans IV. They will face The Super Mario Bros. as fireworks are sure to explode)
"Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH & Peter Pan w/Drew McIntyre defeated Super Mario Bros. w/NIWA Junior Heavyweight Champion "Las Vegas" Link via JTH making Mario submit at 16:35
(Backstage, Ron Burgundy is being forced to stand by with EMW World Heavyweight Champion Zangief and NIWA President Blitz)
Burgundy: (Stuttering) Jo...Joining me right now is the EMW World Heavyweight Champion...Za...Zangief. (Zangief flexes his muscles with the EMW World Title over his shoulders) Zangeif, you are set to face the Owner of the company who you represent as champion. Do you feel any backlash may ensue because of this.
Zangief: Mr. Clardy chose to put his nose in the business of us, he chose to be Mr. CC tag team partner. So I will get him in...(Chuckles) ring shape. And which afterwards, I will show him the most common position in the ring: down on your back, while I have my foot on your chest. Down for the count. (Zangief walks off as Blitz watches head to the ring, Blitz then turns around to Burgundy who still has a worried look on his face)
Blitz: By the way...(Puts his hand on Burgundy's shoulder) Don't think for one second that don't remember what you did to me last week in my match, because I do. And let's just say, next week Ron. (Chuckles as he adjusts his suit) I have a very special...treat for you...(Blitz's face turns upset as Blitz walks off as Burgundy realizes the deep mess he is in)
Non-Title Match
No Outside Interference
Owner vs. Champion
EMW World Heavyweight Champion Zangief defeated EMW Owner Theo Clardy via pinfall at 6:20. After the match, Zangief place a foot over the top of EMW Owner Theo Clardy and flexes over top him.
(As the crowd boos, builds up next, is the contract signing for the main event of Clash of the Titans IV, the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship on the line, Champion Chuck Norris will defend against Challenger Shadow the Hedgehog. The package then shows clips of their vicious and brutal match months eariler at A Change of Seasons)
(When the clips end, the ring is set up with a table in. And Mr. Clean is in the ring with the official contract in hand, also with a mike)
(Chuck Norris vs. Shadow the Hedgehog Contract Signing)
Clean: Ladies and gentlemen the time has arrived. It is time to make the main event match for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship official. Chuck Norris (Crowd Cheers Loudly) defending against Shadow the Hedgehog! (Crowd Also Cheers Loudly) So without further adu, let's bring out the defending champion...Chuck Norris!
(Chuck Norris' theme hits and the place erupts as Norris comes down the ramp and enters the ring, shakes hands with the Commissioner, places the title on the table and takes a seat on the far end of the table as the theme ends)
Clean: And now let's bring out the challenger, the former NIWA World Heavyweight Champion, Shadow the Hedgehog!
(Shadow's theme then hits as the lights go out and Shadow emerges from the dark and enters the ring. There is no hand shake to Clean as he just sits in his seat as the challenger is all business)
Clean: Alright, so here you both sit, champion...and challenger. This is the contract for the match. (Drops the contract on the table) Sign away.
(Shadow is the first to grab the contract as he slowly pulls it towards him and takes the mike with him and before he signs, he has a word to say)
Shadow: I'm not one to say many nice things to other people, but I am glad that you are the World Champion and not Blitz. (Crowd Cheers) That being said, I will not hesitate to say that title has no right to say Chuck Norris on it. When the two of us faced off the first time, I walked in as the champion, and though I didn't beat you that night, you did not beat me either; I walked out the NIWA World Champion. To which I then had that title taken from me, by a power hungry human, to which I also, never got a proper rematch for, even when I was told if I helped Blitz to beat you, I would get one...I think we all know how that story ended. And now we're set to face off again, now you're the champion. But you never beat me for that title, no one ever beat me for that title. So as far as I'm concerned, you're walking around with something that is mine. And at Clash of the Titans IV...I'm taking it back. (Puts the mike down and then signs the contract and slides it over to Norris' side as it is barely on the edge on the table as Norris looks down to it, Shadow has his eyes on the title. Norris then slowly takes the mike which makes Shadow look up into his eyes)
Norris: I understand and feel your pain. Believe me, no one was more disappointed in you get the title taken from you than me, it was the whole reason I went to the ring that and took Blitz out, and at the time, it cost me my job. The long of the just is the two now have a chance to settle this; no draws, no nothing. You want there to be a clear winner, I want there to be a clear winner, and these people want there to be a clear winner. (Crowd Cheers) And there will be a decisive winner when Clash of the Titans IV comes to an end. You and I are going to make history Shadow, one of us is gonna be the first NIWA Superstar to walk out NIWA World Champion in multiple Clash of the Titans events. Shadow you bring your best, and I'll bring mine, and we'll make history in another way. By putting the greatest match in NIWA history, (Crowd Cheers) and I look very forward to it. (Chuck Norris drops the mike and signs the contract and the place goes crazy as the match is set in stone)
Clean: Well there you have it! Shadow versus Chuck Norris is official for Clash of the Titans IV! (Crowd Cheers)
(Clean leaves the ring as the signing is over. Chuck Norris prepares to leave as he grabs his NIWA World Title off the table, but Shadow then puts his hand over top of it to keep it there as he continues to stare down at it. Shadow then prepares to pull it over to him, but Norris pulls it up off the table. Shadow though does not let go and the two are holding the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship by a hand holding it up for the crowd to see. As the two continue to stare back at each other and World Title, who will claim the title for themselves at Clash of the Titans IV?)