Post by jth on Mar 23, 2013 12:41:04 GMT -8
NIWA Saturday Night Showdown
Denver Coliseum
Denver, Colorado
(Show begins recapping an epic Saint Patrick's Day Beatdown event that saw Shadow the Hedgehog make his return and win the 20 Man Royal Rumble, and punch his ticket to face the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion at Clash of the Titans IV)
(NIWA Venue Champion Agent J is in the ring scheduled for the first Qualifying Match for the Money in the Bank Dragon Match, J is dancing around when someone starts screaming)
Voice: Cut that damn music! CUT IT! (With that, it's the NIWA President Blitz along side the EMW World Heavyweight Champion Zangief as the crowd boos loudly) J, get out of the ring, I got matters to take care of.
(J slowly makes his way to the outside and looks on as Blitz appears to be in a ranting mood)
Blitz: Last night, I had the NIWA World Title taken from me by not one, but two people who are jealous of my power! (Crowd Boos) And as a result, I now have to fight for my job at Clash of the Titans IV. Fine! But I assure you when I win at Clash of the Titans, there will be hell to pay for every single man, woman, announcer, and backstage personel in this company. Now I can't change that I have to put my job on the line, but I am still the NIWA President, and I can choose how this match will happen. This match at Clash of the Titans IV, will be a Tag Team Match. My partner, will be the man who is still, the EMW World Heavyweight Champion, my right hand man, Zangief! (Crowd Boos as Zangief holds up the EMW World Title). So I hope CC, and Clean, and everybody back that you can anybody that is man enough to face the two of us.
(Then the theme of the former NIWA President hits and Mr. CC comes out to the rampway with a mike in hand)
CC: Interesting Blitz, so you want a tag match. Well I won't make you wait on one of the people that you will face at Clash of the Titans IV, since the very likelyhood of NIWA is at risk, and since I feel somewhat responsible for putting NIWA in the position it's been put, I will be one of your opponents in that match! (Crowd Cheers)
Blitz: (Laughs) You!? Zangief and I beat your ass in the first place. You're not doing yourselves any favors, so who's your partner gonna be. Chuck Norris can't help you, Shadow can't help you, everyone will have better things to do?
CC: It's funny that you say that, because since your partner has an EMW Title over his shoulder, I feel that EMW has just as much at stake in this as NIWA does. So Theo, I know your preparing your next EMW shows, at the next EMW Showtime, I'm gonna be there, and I need someone from EMW to help me in this match.
Blitz: Yeah good luck with that, but now that brings me to tonight. Since you decided to grace us with your presence tonight, and you felt you put NIWA in this position. I feel like giving you a little taste of deja' vu. Tonight, in the main event, it's gonna be yours truely, the NIWA President Blitz, in a No Disqualification Street Fight...against you...CC! (Crowd Boos as CC gets an unsure look on his face as Blitz laughs and drops the mike. Blitz vs. CC in a Street Fight here tonight)
(Coming up next, we begin the Road to the Clash as our first Money in the Bank Dragon Qualifying Match takes place)
(For new viewers, the Money in the Bank Dragon Match is somewhat similar to the standard Money In The Bank Match, however to spice up NIWA's style, the ring is surrounded by barbed wire boards, that can tear skin of anyone that is thrown out of the ring, or even falls off a ladder onto it. Previous winners have included "007" James Bond, Link, and last year's winner, Peter Pan)
Money in the Bank Dragon Qualifying Match
James Bond defeated NIWA Venue Champion Agent J via submission at 11:14 to qualify for the Money in the Bank Dragon Match
(Tommy Vercetti is seen making his way to the ring, unsuccessful in winning the EMW World Heavyweight Championship last night, Vercetti will attempt to redeem himself in the next Qualifying Match for the Money in the Bank Dragon Match)
Money in the Bank Dragon Qualifying Match
Tommy Vercetti defeated The Punisher via submission at 8:36 to qualify for the Money in the Bank Dragon Match
(Screen shows a video package for the biggest event of the year, NIWA Clash of the Titans IV, scheduled to take place at the Edward Jones Dome in St. Louis Missouri)
(Drew McIntyre makes his way to the ring, though Drew is not scheduled to be in action right now. He gets major cheers as he enters the ring and calls for a mike)
Drew: Last night, I came within the skin of my teeth of winning the Royal Rumble match and going to Clash of the Titans IV, but then someone decided to get in my business and cost me my chance at winning because they couldn't get the job done themselves.
(Titantron shows the footage of the NWO attacking Shadow, Bond, and Drew during the Royal Match right after Link was eliminated, Drew wasn't even able to protect himself when he was dumped over the top by James Bond, clip ends and Drew has a frustrated look on his face)
Drew: Well it seems...Link, "Las Vegas" Link, whatever the hell you call yourself now; it seems clear, you ain't interested in making any friends around here...well I'm not either. So Link, why don't you get your little pansy-ass out here, and we'll finish this right now! (Throws down the mike)
(The screen goes static and the NWO theme plays and "Las Vegas" Link and heading out to the ring with the Junior Heavyweight Championship in hand with a mike also)
"LV" Link: Are you serious? You actually think I feel like wasting my time with the likes of you?
Drew: You came out here didn't ya?
"LV" Link: Fair enough...but I assure you Drew, that's as fair as it's ever going to get if you like wanting a piece of me...(Just then Mario and Luigi come from the back and begin to follow Link down to the ring and begin to surround the ring)
Drew: Is that so Link? Cause I think I have a nice way of making things "Fair".
(Then the theme of JTH hits and the former Tag Team Champions, JTH & Peter Pan make their way out which JTH then has a mike in hand)
JTH: And just so you know Link...we just got a word from NIWA Commissioner Mr. Clean, that at Clash of the Titans IV, there's gonna be a big No Disqualification 6 Man Tag Match between the Nintendo World Order versus the likes of "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH, Peter Pan, and anybody that we feel like wanting as a tag partner for Clash of the Titans! (Crowd Cheers Loudly) So uh, you doing any thing that night Drew? (Crowd Cheers)
Drew: I'm more than willing to make time, to kick another man's ass! (With that Drew grabs Link from the apron and throws him into the ring, JTH chase the Marios back away from ringside and it seems we have an impromptu match after a big announcment being made. Drew McIntyre will team with JTH & Peter Pan to face the Nintendo World Order in a No Disqualification Six Man Tag Match at Clash of the Titans IV, but right now, it's Drew McIntyre facing "Las Vegas" Link, right now!)
Non-Title Match
NIWA Junior Heavyweight Champion "Las Vegas" Link w/The Super Mario Bros. defeated Drew McIntyre w/Peter Pan & JTH via pinfall at 14:42 after chaos on the outside with the accompanies fighting each other, lead to Link being able to take advantage and nail Drew with a ZDT
(Screen recaps the NIWA World Women's Championship Match, seeing Faith Lehane get DQed in her rematch with Blossom. Which ended in her getting laid out by both Blossom and Buttercup, Blossom & Buttercup will have to fight for the right to gain a title shot at Clash of the Titans IV, which will take place next!)
Number One Contender's Match
Blossom vs. Buttercup ended in a draw at 14:45 when Buttercup tries a small package, but Blossom hooked the legs of her sister resulting in both women's shoulders being down. There was confusion to who won the match until it was announced.
(Backstage, Ron Burgundy is reluctantly standing by with NIWA President Blitz)
Blitz: (Off camera) Say it! (Burgundy winces) SAY IT!
Burgundy: Joining me right now is the greatest NIWA World Heavyweight Champion and Superstar of all time...Blitz!! (Blitz smiles proudly as the crowd boos) Blitz in just moments, you face Mr. CC in a Street Fight, several weeks you head to Clash of the Titans to...(Blitz cuts him off)
Blitz: Don't you dare say it!
Burgundy: Fight for your job a...(Blitz shoves Burgundy to the floor which the crowd boos)
Blitz: I told you not to say it! (Burgundy runs off as Blitz screams out to him) And after I'm done kicking his ass tonight, I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna kicked yours too. (Blitz walks off getting booed vilely as he heads to the ring for the Main Event, a Street Fight with the former President of NIWA, Mr. CC)
Street Fight
Mr. CC defeated NIWA President Blitz via pinfall at 22:45. During the match, Blitz tries to use the lead pipe that he used on Chuck Norris weeks ago on CC, but then Ron Burgundy ran to the ring and tries to stop him, but resulted in Burgundy getting a bearhug from the EMW World Heavyweight Champion and in the end recieved a Big Russian Boot. Just as it looked over, NIWA World Champion Chuck Norris ran out and stopped the attack giving Zangief a Norris Kick to the outside and then one to Blitz. Then to give Blitz more embarrasment, Norris helped Ron Burgundy to his feet and Norris held Blitz allowing Burgundy to give his Old Fashioned Shot to the Nutsack taking Blitz down to a knee and then CC then hit his finisher on Blitz and got the 3 count. CC & Burgundy are celebrating in the ring as Norris is moving backwards up the ramp to the back. But Norris hears the eruption of the crowd as Shadow the Hedgehog, Norris' challenger at Clash of the Titans IV walks up behind him. Norris turns around and the champ and challenger are six feet apart as both head into the main event of the biggest event of the year.