NIWA Presents: Saint Patrick's Day Beatdown 2013 Mar 22, 2013 13:59:50 GMT -8
Post by jth on Mar 22, 2013 13:59:50 GMT -8
Saint Patrick's Day Beatdown
(Screen shows the Clash of the Titans Logo with the pryo from previous Clash of the Titans events)
Announcer: To be in the main event of Clash of the Titans, means everything to every superstar in NIWA. (Screen shows numerous NIWA Superstars, including JTH, Drew McIntyre, James Bond, Peter Pan, & "Las Vegas" Link) But to achieve that dream, they must endure hell!
(Shows clips of previous Royal Rumble Matches)
Announcer: Pain...suffering...blood...sweat...tears. But to win, all of it will be worth it, to achieve the taste of victory, the scent of all eyes on you, and most importantly...the chance...to taste the gold...at Clash of the Titans IV! (Screen fades to black)
Announcer: And now...NIWA presents...Saint Patrick's Day Beatdown.
(Pyro goes off in the Pepsi Center as the fans are pumped for a big Saint Patrick's Day Beatdown, five matches to take place with a double main event for the evening. The crowd is ready for the first match of the evening.)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: Our opening contest here tonight...is for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship! (Crowd Cheers Loudly)
(The Big Russian comes out and flexes to the crowd with the EMW World Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder and is getting a big amount of boos.)
(The crowd is pumped for Tommy Vercetti tonight as he has chosen to compete for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship, rather than try to win a spot into the Royal Rumble Match)
EMW World Heavyweight Championship
NIWA's Zangief (c) defeated Tommy Vercetti via pinfall at 12:35 to retain the EMW World Heavyweight Championship
(Ron Burgundy is backstage for an interview)
Burgundy: Joining me at this time is one of the particapants in tonight's 20 Man Royal Rumble, "007"...James Bond. (Crowd Boos as Bond approaches with a martini in hand) Mr. Bond, how confident are you in your chances tonight.
Bond: Confident enough to have a martini before a match? Someone the likes of me should not have to be forced to compete for the right to face the World Heavyweight Champion at Clash of the Titans. I'm the longest reigning NIWA World Heavyweight Champion in history, I am the only NIWA Superstar to hold two titles simulatantiously. I am the greatest superstar this company has ever seen. (Crowd Boos) These are the moments in which I strive, when I am doubted the most. During these times, is when I reign supreme. So remember that, when it is announced at the end of the night, "The winner of the 20 Man Royal Rumble, "007"...James Bond." (Crowd Boos as Bond gives a evil smirk)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, scheduled for one fall...is for the NIWA World Women's Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
(Faith comes out to a chorus of boos with the NIWA World Women's Championship)
(While she makes her way to the ring, screen shows the recap of the Blossom/Faith Lehane match at EMW's Champion's Showcase that saw Faith steal the NIWA World Women's Championship against Blossom)
(Blossom makes her way to the ring with the girl's old PPG music to a great reaction)
NIWA World Women's Championship
Blossom defeated EMW's Faith Lehane (c) via DQ at 9:53. As a result, the title does not change hands. After the match, Buttercup grabs Lehane from behind as the champion attempted to leave and throws her back in the ring. Both Blossom and Buttercup then hit their finishers on Faith Lehane.
(Backstage, Peter Pan walks in as JTH is at his locker space)
JTH: What's wrong with you?
Peter Pan: Found out my number for the rumble match...
JTH: That bad huh?
Peter Pan: Number 1! (Crowd Oohs) (JTH then gives a blank stare) What?
(JTH thinks about saying something then decides against it)
JTH: Sucks to be you. Regardless, go out and take the Junior Heavyweight Title away from evil, vulcan, elf, good guy, bad guy...dude.
Peter Pan: Yes...(Walks off and the "Yes" chants begin again and JTH just smiles shaking his head)
(Screen shows a video package for the biggest NIWA event of the year, Clash of the Titans IV. Which will take place on May 3rd, 2013 from the Edward Jones Dome in St. Louis, Missouri)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, scheduled for one fall...is for the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
(Peter Pan comes out doing double duty as later tonight, he looks to win the Royal Rumble match to head to Clash of the Titans, but first he looks to win the Junior Heavyweight Championship)
(Link comes out with the Junior Heavyweight Championship around his waist to a great amount of boos while in an all black tunic reverting to his classic NWO days)
NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship
"Las Vegas" Link (c) defeated Peter Pan via pinfall at 16:43 to retain the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship
(Backstage, Ron Burgundy is standing outside of Blitz's office)
Burgundy: Ladies and gentlemen, coming up next is the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship match between the champion Chuck Norris and the challenger Blitz. And I am waiting to get a...(The door opens and it is Blitz as he has a grim look on his face) Blitz, I would like to...
Blitz: (Tone deaf voice) Shut up, not interested in talking.
Burgundy: But Blitz, I would like to get a comment on your World Title Match in a few moments.
Blitz: Listen to anything I've said for the past year about Chuck Norris, and you have you're interview. I just got threatened to have my head taken off if I didn't give somebody what wanted.
Burgundy: Why so?
Blitz: Well Ron, (Gets right in his face after the events he and Burgundy have had on EMW programming as well) with Tommy Vecetti choosing to face Zangief eariler tonight for the EMW World Title, the 20 Royal Rumble Stipulation was thrown, leaving a spot open. And somebody then decided to deem it their chance to enter the match of their own forceful will.
Burgundy: Who was it? (Blitz just gives a blank stare and just walks off giving no answer, the crowd boos at his lack of answer, just then there is a voice from off camera)
Voice: Oh Ron, was our President being mean to you again? (Just then Pamela Anderson walks on camera to a cheer from the crowd)
Burgundy: Oh no no Pammy. He would never faze me, not after I gave the old fashioned shot to the nut-sack a few weeks ago. (Crowd Cheers)
Pamela: Yeah...about that Ron. You and I have never had a chance to......celebrate. (Pamela then grabs Ron's tie and then begins to walk off camera, Ron then gives a goofy smile to the camera and gets pulled away)
(Screen shows a video package for the upcoming NIWA World Heavyweight Championship match between Chuck Norris & Blitz)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, scheduled for one fall...is for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship! (Crowd Cheers Loudly) Now per order of the stipulation added to this contest, should the challenger Blitz lose this match, he must put his job as NIWA President at stake, at Clash of the Titans IV!
(Blitz gets heavily booed as the vemon of the fans is appearent. The fans know that Blitz will try everything he can to become the champion again.)
(A Huge Pop erupts at the sound of Norris' theme hitting and "Texas Ranger" Chuck Norris comes out in a cowboy hat and trench coat, with the NIWA World Title)
NIWA World Heavyweight Championship
Chuck Norris (c) defeated NIWA President Blitz via pinfall at 22:24 to retain the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship. During the match, Blitz made the match into a No Disqualification Match. EMW World Champion Zangief then attempted to interfere. EMW Owner Theo Cardy came out and told his champion to not interfere in the match which Zangief responded shoving Theo to the floor. Then, Former NIWA President Mr. CC comes out and nails Zangief with a low blow from behind taking Zangief down and then offers a distraction on Blitz which leads to Blitz turning around into a Norris Kick and a 3 Count. As a result, Blitz will now have to fight for his job as NIWA President at Clash of the Titans IV.
(Screen shows a video package for the main event of the evening...the 20 Man Royal Rumble Match)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time...for the 20 Man Royal Rumble Match! (Crowd Cheers very loudly) Now here are the rules, in just a moment, the individuals who drew numbers one and two will enter the ring, and the match will begin. Every two minutes, another superstar will enter the match according to the number they drew. Elimination occurs when a superstar in the match is thrown over the top rope, with both feet touching the floor. The final participant left in the ring after all 20 men have entered will be declared the winner, and will earn a shot at the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship, at Clash of the Titans IV! (Crowd Cheers) And now...introducing the man, who drew number one!
(After being unsuccessful to capture the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship from Link, Peter Pan will have to go the distance to win tonight's Royal Rumble Match, Peter Pan then awaits who has drawn number 2.)
(JTH comes out in his black/gray attire as he and Peter Pan in the ring can't believe it. The two former tag team champions and now as it seems, linked friends, will have to start the 20 Man Royal Rumble Match, with a shot at the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship on the line at Clash of the Titans IV)
Order of Entry
1 - Peter Pan
2 - "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH
3 - Shelton Benjamin
4 - The Crow
5 - Luigi
6 - Jackie Chan
7 - Wario
8 - Chad OchoCinco (Surprise Return)
9 - The Punisher
10 - Speed Racer
11 - NIWA Venue Champion Agent J
12 - Waluigi
13 - Spiderman
14 - Johnny Bravo
15 - Mario
16 - NIWA North American Champion Fozzie Osbourne
17 - Drew McIntyre
18 - NIWA Junior Heavyweight Champion "Las Vegas" Link
19 - James Bond
20 - Shadow the Hedgehog (Return)
Order of Elimination
1 - Shelton Benjamin eliminated by "Mr Wrestlemania" JTH & Peter Pan
2 - Wario eliminated by Peter Pan
3 - Speed Racer eliminated by Luigi
4 - Jackie Chan eliminated by The Crow & The Punisher
5 - The Crow eliminated by Chad OchoCinco
6 - Chad OchoCinco eliminated by Mario & Luigi
7 - Waluigi eliminated by Drew McIntyre
8 - The Punisher eliminated Drew McIntyre
9 - "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH eliminated by Peter Pan who inadvertently pulled the ropes down as JTH falls over them
10 - Luigi eliminated by Drew McIntyre & Peter Pan
11 - Mario eliminated by Peter Pan
12 - Peter Pan eliminated by "Las Vegas" Link
13 - Johnny Bravo eliminated by Fozzie Osbourne
14 - Spiderman eliminated by Shadow the Hedgehog
15 - Agent J eliminated by Shadow the Hedgehog
16 - Fozzie Osbourne eliminated by Shadow the Hedgehog
17 - "Las Vegas" Link eliminated by Shadow the Hedgehog & Drew McIntyre. After this, Mario, Luigi, & Link reentered the ring and attacked all three men still in the ring and left the ring with all three ring down.
18 - Drew McIntyre eliminated by James Bond
19 - James Bond eliminated by Shadow the Hedgehog
20 Man Royal Rumble Match
Winner claims a NIWA World Heavyweight Title shot at Clash of the Titans IV
Shadow the Hedgehog last eliminates James Bond win the 20 Man Royal Rumble at 39:52. After the match, the arena goes black with a spotlight over Shadow and the Clash of the Titans IV logo in the rafters. We are now set for an epic rematch for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship at Clash of the Titans IV between Shadow the Hedgehog and Chuck Norris.