Post by jth on Mar 16, 2013 12:53:43 GMT -8
NIWA Saturday Night Showdown
Taco Bell Arena
Boise, Idaho
(Show begins with NIWA President Blitz in the ring geting heavily booed, with a huge smile on his face)
Blitz: I hate to be the barren of bad news...but your NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris, will not be here tonight. (Crowd Boos) And to make matters worse, there is a chance that our World Champion may not be ready to compete by Saint Patrick's Day Beatdown. (Slouches his head) Ah who am I kidding, this is great news! (Crowd Boos) And how might you ask how it happened? Well, this will explain everything.
(Screen shows Blitz's vicious attack of the NIWA World Champion Chuck Norris with a lead pipe to the back. Clip ends with Norris being taken out in an ambulance. The clip ends and Blitz has a big grin on his face.)
Blitz: Such a shame. Because should Chuck Norris not be able to compete this Friday, not only is my job safe, but I once again become the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion. (Crowd Boos)
(Tommy Vercetti's theme hits and the crowd cheers as the former EMW World Champion makes his way to the ring)
Blitz: What the hell do you want?
Vercetti: Well I hate to remind that not everything revolves around you Blitz, but there is something that you need to be reminded of. That 20 Man Royal Rumble scheduled for Saint Patrick's Day Beatdown isn't completely filled up yet, and I've noticed that I and yet to be put in that match. So um...what's the deal?
Blitz: Well the deal is, that you have been on the bad side of my right hand man Zangief for far too long, and he stated to me that you should in no way, shape, or form be permitted to compete for a shot at the NIWA World Champion at Clash of the Titans IV.
Vercetti: But Zangief is in the match, which of course has nothing to do with the fact that he's your right hand man right?
Blitz: Beggers can't be choosers Tommy...
Vercetti: Fine, I'll do what it takes. I'll compete the night of the show to gain a spot in the match if I have to.
Blitz: Well that's nice of you to say that, because I will actually take you up on that offer. So therefore, at Saint Patrick's Day Beatdown,. if you want to get into the 20 Man Royal Rumble Match, you will have to beat my right hand man, Zangief one on one. Winner's in, Loser's out.
Vercetti: Good, now let's go to tonight. since you seem to have no one to talk down on anymore, how about I take matters into my own hand. (Vercetti punches Blitz to the mat and Blitz rolls to the outside as the crowd cheers, Blitz is angry now)
Blitz: You wanna play that way, get a referee out here! And you and me will get it one right now! (Crowd Cheers as Blitz drops the mike and gets back in the ring)
NIWA President Blitz defeated Tommy Vercetti via pinfall using the ropes at 11:21
(Screen shows that tonight in the main event, a huge 10 Man Tag Match featuring 10 Superstars that will be part of the 20 Man Royal Rumble Match to determine the challenger for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship at Clash of the Titans IV. Superstars will include Peter Pan, JTH, Drew McIntyre, NIWA Venue Champion James Bond, & The Nintendo World Order)
EMW's Faith Lehane defeated Buttercup via rollup at 7:35
(Screen shows a video package for NIWA Saint Patrick's Day Beatdown, scheduled for this Friday, March 22nd, from the Pepsi Center in Denver, Colorado)
Spiderman defeated The Crow via pinfall at 9:42
(Backstage, Ron Burgundy is with The Nintendo World Order)
Burgundy: Joining me at this time are The Mario Bros. and "Las Vegas" Link, The Nintendo World Order. Now the three of you are part of the 10 Man Tag Match tonight, as well as the 20 Man Royal Rumble to determine the number one contender for the NIWA World Title at Clash of the Titans IV. What will you take going into that match at Saint Patrick's Day Beatdown?
"LV" Link: The Nintendo World Order is united as one, and we will assure that we will stand tall at Saint Patrick's Day Beatdown to assure that the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship will be ours at Clash of the Titans IV.
(Just then, NIWA North American Champion Fozzie Osbourne walks up which grabs the attention of the NWO)
Fozzie: Hate to break this piece of news to you, but that isn't going to happen. I didn't throw all what I had acomplished to the back-burner to play a second fiddle to the likes of any of you. And in that 20 Man Royal Rumble, I will claim what I deserve and go to Clash fo the Titans IV to compete for the NIWA World Title. (Mario gets in his face)
Mario: And what makes a you that's gonna happen?
Voice: (Clears Throat) (They all turn to see the NIWA Venue Champion, James Bond who gets booed by the crowd)
Bond: I regret having to spoiler this party of bantering. But none of you...(points at each one of them) None of you...will claim what you want...Or, what you supposedly "deserve". I was the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion for nearly 300 days, my reign is longer than everyone else's title reigns combined! And what have I gotten in return...Nothing! Well in one week's time, I will get what I deserve, I will what I have deserved for years.
The Dudley Nephews defeated Beavis & Butthead via Ted pinning Butthead at 7:24
(Coming up next is the main event, the 10 Man Tag Match featuring 10 Superstars in the 20 Man Royal Rumble Match, which one of this men will get extreme momentum for next Friday Night?)
(Screen then shows the 3 matches that have been confirmed for Saint Patrick's Day Beatdown)
10-Man Tag
NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Champions Peter Pan & "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH, Agent J, Johnny Bravo, & Drew McIntyre defeated Nintendo World Order, NIWA Venue Champion James Bond, & NIWA North American Champion Fozzie Osbourne via Peter Pan pinning Luigi at 25:25. After the match, the Nintendo World Order bailed allowing a 5 on 2 that resulted in James Bond and Fozzie Osbourne being thrown over the top rope leaving the faces in the ring. But who will stand tall after the 20 Man Royal Rumble is completed and be heading to Clash of the Titans IV to compete for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship?